NationStates Jolt Archive


Today's parenting lesson

Drunk commies deleted
10-08-2006, 16:20
It's never too early to teach your kids the skills they'll need for their future career.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/08/09/national/a110414D28.DTL

What a great family. They're not only giving their kids the skills needed to earn money, but they're ensuring that their kids will spend most of their time off the streets in the future. The only catch is that they'll be in correctional facilities.
Smunkeeville
10-08-2006, 16:21
that's just terrible. :(
Carnivorous Lickers
10-08-2006, 16:28
It's never too early to teach your kids the skills they'll need for their future career.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/08/09/national/a110414D28.DTL

What a great family. They're not only giving their kids the skills needed to earn money, but they're ensuring that their kids will spend most of their time off the streets in the future. The only catch is that they'll be in correctional facilities.

Imagine when security in some store observes them and approaches them to stop it-
That will be step two in the parent's lesson to the kids-how to make a scene and try to get away.
Demented Hamsters
10-08-2006, 17:25
I remember reading a few years back of a couple who had trained their baby to shoplift.
He would grab things off the shelf as they trundled him around the shop in his stroller, hiding them under his blanket.

Some people really shouldn;t be allowed to breed...
Kothuwania
11-08-2006, 07:52
Just when you think you've seen it all...

This pisses me off. :mad:
Cannot think of a name
11-08-2006, 07:58
How Oliver Twist of them...
Posi
11-08-2006, 08:00
I remember reading a few years back of a couple who had trained their baby to shoplift.
He would grab things off the shelf as they trundled him around the shop in his stroller, hiding them under his blanket.

Some people really shouldn;t be allowed to breed...
Or the people who use their grandparents to shoplift.