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Ok, I have had enough of this shit hole, we as inhabitants of this world are gonna sit down right now once and for all and figure out a solution for the gigantic shit hole that is the middle east. Now I realize that it is very possible that these ideas will either be:

A. Stupid
B. Disregarded

but i dont care, it will make me feel better when that region blows itself into irreparable bits that we can point and say, "You should have listened to us haha we told you so." So anyway, any thoughts and ideas are welcome, I am going to sleep I'll post again tomorrow morning.

Any ideas will be allowed to be spoken from letting Iran have nukes to nuking Iran, whatever, rage, debate and afterwards cheer or weep to your hearts content.

btw if you are currently or ever were living in the Middle East or are one of those prudes that has a engorged sense of political correctness, and u were angered or offended by me calling the Mid East a shit hole. shut the hell up I am trying to help them :) .

Hmm... can't we assemble a grand Allied army to just subdue it? I feel the Allies will be need again soon, and they won't be face with an enemy as docile as Germany this time.

I say we go over there and start a International Homosexual KY Jelly Wrestling Tournament.

That's just good, clean fun.

Ok, I have had enough of this shit hole, we as inhabitants of this world are gonna sit down right now once and for all and figure out a solution for the gigantic shit hole that is the middle east. Now I realize that it is very possible that these ideas will either be:

A. Stupid
B. Disregarded

but i dont care, it will make me feel better when that region blows itself into irreparable bits that we can point and say, "You should have listened to us haha we told you so." So anyway, any thoughts and ideas are welcome, I am going to sleep I'll post again tomorrow morning.

Any ideas will be allowed to be spoken from letting Iran have nukes to nuking Iran, whatever, rage, debate and afterwards cheer or weep to your hearts content.

btw if you are currently or ever were living in the Middle East or are one of those prudes that has a engorged sense of political correctness, and u were angered or offended by me calling the Mid East a shit hole. shut the hell up I am trying to help them :) .

The best way to help right now is to wash our hands of it and step back. We cannot do anything to make things better, we can only make things worse. Financial aid should be considered, but if it will go to totalitarian leaders rather than their people, it should not be sent. Mediation should be provided for parties who ask for it. Other than that, we should stick our fat noses out before they get shot off.

A real roadmap to peace:
- Attain Energy Independance on a worldwide scale
- Remove world troops from ME nations embroiled in war.
- Set up financial aid groups.
- Watch as everything falls apart and has to peice itself back together again.
- Help the people who need it after the regimes that depend on oil fail (many of the current nations would have fallen apart long ago if it were not for oil. They are only living on borrowed time right now).

The solution is simple: Time travel.

YOu choose your moment carefully... Just as Mohammed comes down from the mountaintop for the first time. After he tells his story of his visitation from the angel, you say, "What a load of bullshit!" in whatever language is prevalent at the time. Basically, whatever story he says, tear it apart. Say, "So let me get this straight... while you were totally alone. In a cave. Where nobody could see you, the Archangel came down and told you God's will. I think you need to lay off the hukka for a while, dude."

:D

The best way to help right now is to wash our hands of it and step back. We cannot do anything to make things better, we can only make things worse. Financial aid should be considered, but if it will go to totalitarian leaders rather than their people, it should not be sent. Mediation should be provided for parties who ask for it. Other than that, we should stick our fat noses out before they get shot off.

A real roadmap to peace:
- Attain Energy Independance on a worldwide scale
- Remove world troops from ME nations embroiled in war.
- Set up financial aid groups.
- Watch as everything falls apart and has to peice itself back together again.
- Help the people who need it after the regimes that depend on oil fail (many of the current nations would have fallen apart long ago if it were not for oil. They are only living on borrowed time right now).


totally agree with you but you forgot

-Convince terrorists that their Virgins are ugly and fat
(Why do you think they are still Virgins?)

The solution is simple: Time travel.

YOu choose your moment carefully... Just as Mohammed comes down from the mountaintop for the first time. After he tells his story of his visitation from the angel, you say, "What a load of bullshit!" in whatever language is prevalent at the time. Basically, whatever story he says, tear it apart. Say, "So let me get this straight... while you were totally alone. In a cave. Where nobody could see you, the Archangel came down and told you God's will. I think you need to lay off the hukka for a while, dude."

:D


Actually, interestingly enough...I have heard theories that Mohammed had ergotism (ergot being one of the ingredients sed in making LSD...a rye mould, I think)...although that could be utter bulshit. Probably is.

The solution is simple: Time travel.

YOu choose your moment carefully... Just as Mohammed comes down from the mountaintop for the first time. After he tells his story of his visitation from the angel, you say, "What a load of bullshit!" in whatever language is prevalent at the time. Basically, whatever story he says, tear it apart. Say, "So let me get this straight... while you were totally alone. In a cave. Where nobody could see you, the Archangel came down and told you God's will. I think you need to lay off the hukka for a while, dude."

:D

Good, but I think a basic kick to his stones would do just aswell. :D

Biggest Meanest Prank of all time:
Step 1: Secretly build a giant space based brilliant laser.
Step 2: Manufactor thousands of laser etched glass beads that tell of a Divine event, and command peace.
Step 3: Brilliant light from the sky blinds everyone in Mecca on Islam's holiest day
Step 4: Deliver beads that night with B2

Set on simmer, presto 20 years later new religion.

Komyunizumu']Good, but I think a basic kick to his stones would do just aswell. :D
Agreed, but in the interests of fairness, we must also kick Jesus and Moses etc, as well. We cannot have accusations of prejudice.

Hmm, is it right to kick the Buddha in the happysacks? Even in the interests of world peace? It's a moral dilemma.

Agreed, but in the interests of fairness, we must also kick Jesus and Moses etc, as well. We cannot have accusations of prejudice.

Hmm, is it right to kick the Buddha in the happysacks? Even in the interests of world peace? It's a moral dilemma.

I don't know about the others, but Buddha would understand. *nod*

Komyunizumu']Good, but I think a basic kick to his stones would do just aswell. :D

Just give it to Osama.:D

Hmm, is it right to kick the Buddha in the happysacks? Even in the interests of world peace? It's a moral dilemma.

Buddha had no use for them anyhow.:eek:

I say we just re-occupy the whole region, Imperialism-style! :D
[of course this is just sarcasm to everybody who thinks im serious]

The solution is simple: Time travel.

YOu choose your moment carefully... Just as Mohammed comes down from the mountaintop for the first time. After he tells his story of his visitation from the angel, you say, "What a load of bullshit!" in whatever language is prevalent at the time. Basically, whatever story he says, tear it apart. Say, "So let me get this straight... while you were totally alone. In a cave. Where nobody could see you, the Archangel came down and told you God's will. I think you need to lay off the hukka for a while, dude."

:D

Right without Muslims the world would be so much better... Only half a century many thought the same about Jews, some still do...

They used to think Jews were dangerous because they had a secret power over the world and where destroying the west. Now only the religion has changed...

Know that what started with a simple change of discourse ended in concentration camps...
Know that any one of us could have carried out the Holocaust...

Right without Muslims the world would be so much better... Only half a century many thought the same about Jews, some still do...

They used to think Jews were dangerous because they had a secret power over the world and where destroying the west. Now only the religion has changed...

Know that what started with a simple change of discourse ended in concentration camps...
Know that any one of us could have carried out the Holocaust...

More specifically without organized religion, the world would be so much better. This topic was about the middle east. Also, I think that Islam is probably one of the easiest religions to shoot down before it gets started as it all derives from the deranged babble of one man. Mormonism is another one that would be easy to squish.

Judaism would be a little bit tougher to smack down I think. I'm not convinced that dealing with Moses would have stopped it. Changed it, certainly. But not stopped it. ANd christianity evolved over 15 centuries, and is probably the most malleable of the major religions. Taking it down might be tough. I'd probably start in Constantinople in the 3rd century. *nod*

More specifically without organized religion, the world would be so much better. This topic was about the middle east. Also, I think that Islam is probably one of the easiest religions to shoot down before it gets started as it all derives from the deranged babble of one man. Mormonism is another one that would be easy to squish.

Judaism would be a little bit tougher to smack down I think. I'm not convinced that dealing with Moses would have stopped it. Changed it, certainly. But not stopped it. ANd christianity evolved over 15 centuries, and is probably the most malleable of the major religions. Taking it down might be tough. I'd probably start in Constantinople in the 3rd century. *nod*
I thought you were a Christian:eek:

More specifically without organized religion, the world would be so much better. This topic was about the middle east. Also, I think that Islam is probably one of the easiest religions to shoot down before it gets started as it all derives from the deranged babble of one man. Mormonism is another one that would be easy to squish.

Judaism would be a little bit tougher to smack down I think. I'm not convinced that dealing with Moses would have stopped it. Changed it, certainly. But not stopped it. ANd christianity evolved over 15 centuries, and is probably the most malleable of the major religions. Taking it down might be tough. I'd probably start in Constantinople in the 3rd century. *nod*

Al these religions would agree that you would need to start with Adam and Eve to get rid of them. It would be the easiest, but also the hardest for an atheist. I mean if there exist an Adam or Eve what then?!! :confused:

I don't know about the others, but Buddha would understand. *nod*
Buddha would probably do it to himself.