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Instead of the Presidential debates, imagine if there were a deathmatch between tag teams of opposing pundits.

In the Republican corner, it's Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter

In the Democrat corner, it's Al Franken and Janeane Garafalo

Ultimate Fighting Championship rules, with the addition of the ability to tag your team member as in WWF.

And, the fight is to the death. Only one team may exit the cage alive.

Who do you think would win?

Ugh.. hopefully none would come out alive.. How about the four of them versus a Kodiak bear or something?

Ans much as I abhore her very existance I think Ann would probably own

(how did I know you were going to start this topic lol)

Whoever wins, we lose.

Ugh.. hopefully none would come out alive.. How about the four of them versus a Kodiak bear or something?
Ok, unbeknownst to the contestants, the winners will fight six Komodo dragons barehanded to the death.

I'm with Pepe.

Ok, unbeknownst to the contestants, the winners will fight six Komodo dragons barehanded to the death.

That works too.

Here's hoping for a score draw. *nods*

Sean and Ann couldn't weigh 300lbs between them, and I bet Al and Janeane together are over a combined 400 lbs... So there is that.

However, far more interesting I think, would be to see a no holds barred, no rules outside of topics, open debate, allowing each other to interrupt and insult as they see fit and the winner is determined by impartial judges like Don Rickles, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Dave Chappelle, ala American Idol fashion.

Now THAT would be worth watching, but I wouldn't let the kids in the room :p

Im guessing Sean and Ann. The other two seem awfully sickly. That said i hope they all go away, like underground. 6ft would be fine.

Sean and Ann couldn't weigh 300lbs between them, and I bet Al and Janeane together are over a combined 400 lbs... So there is that.

However, far more interesting I think, would be to see a no holds barred, no rules outside of topics, open debate, allowing each other to interrupt and insult as they see fit and the winner is determined by impartial judges like Don Rickles, Roy 'Chubby' Brown and Dave Chappelle, ala American Idol fashion.

Now THAT would be worth watching, but I wouldn't let the kids in the room :p


George Galloway could do the show all by himself, as both sides, and all three judges.

George Galloway could do the show all by himself, as both sides, and all three judges.
But that would mean he'd win... His ego is big enough as it its.;)

Instead of the Presidential debates, imagine if there were a deathmatch between tag teams of opposing pundits.

In the Republican corner, it's Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter

In the Democrat corner, it's Al Franken and Janeane Garafalo

Ultimate Fighting Championship rules, with the addition of the ability to tag your team member as in WWF.

And, the fight is to the death. Only one team may exit the cage alive.

Who do you think would win?


MAD



Please let it happen...


tell me where and I'll sit back with my enfield and make sure .

Instead of the Presidential debates, imagine if there were a deathmatch between tag teams of opposing pundits.

In the Republican corner, it's Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter

In the Democrat corner, it's Al Franken and Janeane Garafalo

Ultimate Fighting Championship rules, with the addition of the ability to tag your team member as in WWF.

And, the fight is to the death. Only one team may exit the cage alive.

Who do you think would win?

Nobody would win. The US populace would be a huge loser.

Nobody would win. The US populace would be a huge loser.
I doubt it. At least two assholes would be going to the morgue.

It's not exactly a fair fight, as one side gets two men and the other gets two women.

I doubt it. At least two assholes would be going to the morgue.

And by implication of these being replacements for the presidential debates, the other two go on to become national leaders.

It's not exactly a fair fight, as one side gets two men and the other gets two women.

LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS IMPLYING ANN IS A MAN AND AL IS A WOMAN!


Sorry, I had to do that...Been awake for too long...

Chuck Norris....

LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS IMPLYING ANN IS A MAN AND AL IS A WOMAN!

Mock?