NationStates Jolt Archive

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about." - Shaun, Shaun of the Dead.

"I live! In a Van! Down by the River!"---Chris Farley

"Imagine your a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a fuckin bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces, now I asks ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"

"Imagine your a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a fuckin bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces, now I asks ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"

I LOVE THAT LINE! I was watching that movie just yesterday. My dad says that line almost every day lol!

Austin Powers: Goldmember

Foxy: Tell me something I don't know
Austin: I kissed a moose once.
Foxy: What?
Austin: That's something you don't know about me.

and of course who can forget FMJ

Sgt. Gunney: What is your major malfunctions numbnuts?!

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

:D

"Imagine your a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a fuckin bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces, now I asks ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"
LOL! What movie is that?

LOL! What movie is that?

"My Cousin Vinny". Very funny movie. *nod*

"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC! HAHAHA! WAR IS HELL!"


Great line....great line.

We can laugh, we can cry, we can bleed and we can fuck!

Awesome B Grade movie.
Shredders (I believe)

Gay Perry: If you looked up idiot in the dictionary, do you know what you would find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Gay Perry: No! The definition for the word idiot, which you fucking are!

*Kiss Kiss Bang Bang*

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" - Cagney

"A census taker once tried to test me..." - Anthony Hopkins :cool:

"Will nicht.. muß!" - Peter Lorre

"I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing." - Anthony Perkins :p

" I thought Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman... I thought so right up to the time I cut his throat." - Robert Blake

"Hey, my Volkswagen!" - Scott Wilson :p


..thought I'd throw out some classics of movie insanity.. ;)

The best line is, in fact, a series of several lines:


Dennis' Mother: Well, how'd you become King, then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake,... [Angel chorus begins singing in background] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [Angel chorus ends] That is why I am your king!
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up, will you? Shut up! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


Second best:


[Arthur passes by]
Large Man: Who's that then?
Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.
Large Man: Why?
Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.


http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail

"Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son." -Mark Hamill as CockKnocker.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/BlackAxe101/cockknocker1ll.jpg

The best line is, in fact, a series of several lines:



Second best:



http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail
Love those pesants.

Nihilists?! Fuck me! I mean say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos - Walter, Big Lebowski

Nihilists?! Fuck me! I mean say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos - Walter, Big Lebowski

You could fill the whole thread with quotes from that movie.. classic. :cool:

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!"
Scarface, from the movie Scarface

"Luke, I am your father"-Darth Vadar, Star Wars Episode 6 at least I think thats the episode..:confused:

Help! starring the Beatles is one of the funniest movies in the universe:

Superintendent: Oh look! It's Raj, The famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning.
John: Good Lord! So it famous is!
Superintendent: Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous ninth Symphony in D minor.
John: Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!

Professor Foot: MIT was after me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them.

And of course the all-time master of quips, Groucho Marx:

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."

OMG, i am on a mission!

"Luke, I am your father"-Darth Vadar, Star Wars Episode 6 at least I think thats the episode..:confused:

Episode 5, that is.

"Luke, I am your father"-Darth Vadar, Star Wars Episode 6 at least I think thats the episode..:confused:

Actually, it's "No, I am you father"

Not a Star Wars geek, I just saw it on Wikipedia.

"These go to 11.."

"Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost."
-Optimus Prime

Did you know Optimus Prime is greatest philosopher of our time?

Episode 5, that is.
O well when i was younger like 9, im 12 now, i knew eveything about Star Wars, but now im more active in actuall things like politics, girls, and sports, so really idk or care what episode it was

'Here at camp ( whatever ), we have X lethal training accidents per year.
Regrettable accidents - which I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me!'

Drill Instructor in Basic with John Travolta.

Get away from her, you bitch!

Get away from her, you bitch!

Game over, man! It's game over!

O well when i was younger like 9, im 12 now, i knew eveything about Star Wars, but now im more active in actuall things like politics, girls, and sports, so really idk or care what episode it was

Bah, kids these days. There is no age limit for Star Wars! (The real, original films that is!) :p

~And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.~

Big Jake McCandles

"it's a trick, get an axe." - Bruce Campbell, Army of darkness

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man... You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna' have." - Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
- Brad Pitt, Fight Club (book is better tho ;))

The Godfather

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

- Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)

"If you lie to me I'll kill ya, if I think your lying, I'll kill ya, If you leave anything out, I'll kill ya, if you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, your gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand me? Cos if you don't, I'LL KILL YA! Now, Mr bubble and squeak, you may, enlighten me"

"That means, that you guys....are part eggplant!"
-Dennis Hopper.

"That means, that you guys....are part eggplant!"
-Dennis Hopper.

That one's a classic... along with basically every word Hopper says in Blue Velvet.. :p

Sire! The peasants are Revolting!


Yeah they stink on ice.

Sire! The peasants are Revolting!


Yeah they stink on ice.


Wait..is that a Groucho line, or was that from the same movie that had :

"The flagon with dragon holds the pestle with the posion, the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true"?

Wait..is that a Groucho line, or was that from the same movie that had :

"The flagon with dragon holds the pestle with the posion, the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true"?

Mel Brooks' History of the World Part One

Mel Brooks' History of the World Part One



Damn.

Well, I was close!

- "How would you like one of these jamaican cigars Ambassador? There not bad."

- "No thankyou I will not partake in the produce of imperialist stooges"

- "Oh, only commie stooges huh?"

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."

:D
:p don't ya just love Kevin Smith?

I could go on for hours with lines from his movies.........

".....IN A ROW?!"

LOL

hahahaha

oh, wait.... will be back later with better lines

last night though hubby and I were talking about "Life of Brian" and man, there are some good lines in that one.........

*group*
"yes, we're all individuals"
*lone voice in back"
"I'm not"

oh, the irony....:D

Worse?

How could it get any worse...Jehovah! Jehovah!

Bah, kids these days. There is no age limit for Star Wars! (The real, original films that is!) :p
lol

The Godfather

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

- Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)
Ahh, ya got to it before me!

Ok, we'll do this.

I had his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. *slithers*
- Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs

:p don't ya just love Kevin Smith?


"George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!"

Or another favorite:

"So what do you make of those apples hunting?"

*BOOM*

"Applesause, bitch"

Dogma also has some beautiful lines of dialogue in it.

"Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."

"theres motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane"

thatone requires no explination

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"

:fluffle:

[chastising a major actress]
Traci Levine: Thank God. She's finally leaving.
Andrew: Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?"
Traci Levine: That ****? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see the way she eats?
Andrew: Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves.
Christian Markelli: I bet after sex, she smokes a ham.
[Lila appears]
Lila Montagne: Andrew, darling, a glass of that cuvée. And people, I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate.
Traci Levine: Less fortunate, that bitch?
Andrew: You know something. Come on, tell!
Lila Montagne: Please, no. I would never tell tales such as... well, with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercises.
Christian Markelli: No way! She hardly looks bulimic!
Lila Montagne: Yes. Well, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest more of the purging and a little less of the binging

"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"theres motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane"

thatone requires no explination
*Sigh*
The reason they made that movie was they were trying to create a cult classic. Which in most attempts is an overwhelming failure because it's so transparent when someone trys to do it. But that didn't discourage them. There are suppossedly over one hundred shots not included in the final production, all of which are various characters making pop culture references. In fact, they resumed production just to shoot Samuel Jackson saying that almost a year since production had ceased. Why? Because there was an internet meme about Samuel Jackson saying that line in the movie. So they resumed production to film him saying that line and to edit it into the movie. If you see this movie, you are the ultimate tool.

Now, what I think is an awesome line:

Harry: I got a five says you can still get him.
Gay Perry: Yeah? Well, I've got a ten says "Pass the pepper." I've got two quarters that sing harmony in "Moonlight In Vermont."
Harry: What?
Gay Perry: Talking money.
Harry: A talking monkey?
Gay Perry: Yeah, a talking monkey. Came from the future. Ugly sucker; only says "ficus."

Wait..is that a Groucho line, or was that from the same movie that had :

"The flagon with dragon holds the pestle with the posion, the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true"?
The "flagon with the dragon" line is from a Danny Kaye movie, The Court Jester (1956).

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"
Yay ... :fluffle:

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella.
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Ecentus stultorum magister.
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

Just about anything from The Princess Bride ...

"Inconceivable!"

"You keep saying that. I don't think it means what you think it means."

Or ...

"Have fun storming the palace!"

OMG the line..."You killed my father,prepare to die."was doing myf-ing head in because I knew I knew it but didnt reconised the title "The Princess Bride" because I didnt think I'd watch something with that title but now i remember!!!!I love that film!!!!:p

Sorry...mad rant!:rolleyes: but it was!

"Bring out the gimp." ~ Pulp Fiction
"Oh, stewardess, I speak jive." ~ Airplane
"Snap out of it!" ~ Moonstruck
"Plastics." ~ The Graduate
"It's only wafer-thin..." ~ Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
"No wire hangers!" ~ Mommy Dearest
"One meeeellion dollars." ~ Auston Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!" ~ Erin Brockovich
"Nobody's perfect." ~ Some Like It Hot
"Back, and to the left..." ~ JFK
"There can be only one." ~ Highlander
"What knockers!" ~ Young Frankenstein
"I'm walkin' here!" ~ Midnight Cowboy
"The dingo's got my baby!" ~ A Cry In The Dark
"Aloha, Mr. Hand." ~ Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"Using the whole fist, Doc?" ~ Fletch

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella.
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Ecentus stultorum magister.
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.
Doc Holliday was awesome...

OMG the line..."You killed my father,prepare to die."was doing myf-ing head in because I knew I knew it but didnt reconised the title "The Princess Bride" because I didnt think I'd watch something with that title but now i remember!!!!I love that film!!!!:p
Back in 2004, Stephen King offhandedly asked for reader's best lines in his column in Entertainment Weekly magazine. He figured he get a few dozen replies, he got over 3,000 with each one listing as many as 10 lines. According to King, the "all-time champion" line was "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." That was Mandy Patinkin, of course.

And I got the "Inconceivable" line wrong, Inigo's response is, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

:D

Back in 2004, Stephen King offhandedly asked for reader's best lines in his column in Entertainment Weekly magazine. He figured he get a few dozen replies, he got over 3,000 with each one listing as many as 10 lines. According to King, the "all-time champion" line was "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." That was Mandy Patinkin, of course.

And I got the "Inconceivable" line wrong, Inigo's response is, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

:D

My favorite from that movie was:

Inigo: "Who are you?"

Man in Black: "No one of consequence."

Inigo: "I must know!"

Man in Black: "Get used to disappointment."

:D

"PIE FITGH!!!!!"

Er um.. no.


Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.

Back in 2004, Stephen King offhandedly asked for reader's best lines in his column in Entertainment Weekly magazine. He figured he get a few dozen replies, he got over 3,000 with each one listing as many as 10 lines. According to King, the "all-time champion" line was "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." That was Mandy Patinkin, of course.

And I got the "Inconceivable" line wrong, Inigo's response is, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

:D

Count Rugen: [Inigo stands up after getting stabbed by a knife thrown by Count Rugen] Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?
[Inigo falls back against the wall]

Count Rugen: You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday

Count Rugen: [Rugen draws his sword and lunges at Inigo who then forces the blade to his left shoulder. Again Rugen lunges at Inigo and the blade is deflected to Inigo's right arm]

Inigo Montoya: [Rugen swings his sword but Inigo blocks it and then begins advancing] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya: [He falls on a table. Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks four times before he continues to advance on Rugen]
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Count Rugen: [Now Rugen attacks five times and Inigo blocks every single one]
Inigo Montoya: [Louder] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

Inigo Montoya: [Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks it and then stabs Rugen in the shoulder. Then Rugen swings his sword. Inigo ducks and stabs Rugen in the other shoulder. Then he advances quickly and they fight] Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!

Count Rugen: [Rugen gets his sword knocked away and Inigo slices his cheek] No!

Inigo Montoya: Offer me money

Count Rugen: Yes

Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that!
[he slices Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Inigo Montoya: Anything you want.

Count Rugen: [Rugen attacks but Inigo grabs his arm and stabs Rugen in the stomach]

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back you son of a bitch.
[Inigo plunches the sword into Rugen's gut and he falls down dead]


I think this is as close to cursing as the movie gets. And it is filled with memorable quotes.

Count Rugen: [Inigo stands up after getting stabbed by a knife thrown by Count Rugen] Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?
[Inigo falls back against the wall]

Count Rugen: You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday

Count Rugen: [Rugen draws his sword and lunges at Inigo who then forces the blade to his left shoulder. Again Rugen lunges at Inigo and the blade is deflected to Inigo's right arm]

Inigo Montoya: [Rugen swings his sword but Inigo blocks it and then begins advancing] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya: [He falls on a table. Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks four times before he continues to advance on Rugen]
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Count Rugen: [Now Rugen attacks five times and Inigo blocks every single one]
Inigo Montoya: [Louder] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

Inigo Montoya: [Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks it and then stabs Rugen in the shoulder. Then Rugen swings his sword. Inigo ducks and stabs Rugen in the other shoulder. Then he advances quickly and they fight] Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!

Count Rugen: [Rugen gets his sword knocked away and Inigo slices his cheek] No!

Inigo Montoya: Offer me money

Count Rugen: Yes

Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that!
[he slices Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Inigo Montoya: Anything you want.

Count Rugen: [Rugen attacks but Inigo grabs his arm and stabs Rugen in the stomach]

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back you son of a bitch.
[Inigo plunches the sword into Rugen's gut and he falls down dead]


I think this is as close to cursing as the movie gets. And it is filled with memorable quotes.
:D Gods, I have to go buy a copy right now!

I love that scene from Princess Bride. Much better than Wesley's confrontation with the Prince in a later scene.

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee." - Khan Noonien Singh

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-a-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

Mel Brooks' History of the World Part One


Great movie. So many other great lines.

Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?
I'm sorry sir I flunked flank.
You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!

I'm inciting the king's privilege. Three moves to your one! Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Gangbang!

Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

*Slaps forehead*

How could I forget The Princess Bride? That whole script is brilliant! And such great actors...

Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.

Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.
(Wonderful early Billy Crystal role!)

Well.... since no one's thought of any Dr. Strangelove lines yet...


"MEIN FUHRER!!!! I CAN VALK!!!!!!!"

-Peter Sellers


"Yahooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

-Slim Pickens

And one more:

Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Linda: Doyle, you're awful. You shouldn't be that way.
Doyle: I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth. He'll make me sick. I know it.

--
Linda: Karl, you know what? Melinda here was voted employee of the month at the dollar store last February. Isn't that something?
Karl: Yes ma'am, I reckon.
Melinda: Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do, it's just bound to happen sooner or later, I guess.

--
Vaughan: You always seem to be deep in thought. Tell me, what are you thinking right now?
Karl: I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.
Vaughan Cunningham: How about before that?
Karl: Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.

--

:p

Journalist: The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.
- - - -
Willard: My mission is to make it up into Cambodia. There's a Green Beret Colonel up there who's gone insane. I'm supposed to kill him.
Chef: What? Oh, that's typical! Shit! Fuckin' Vietnam mission! I'm short, and we gotta go up there so you can kill one of our own guys? That's fuckin' great! That's just fuckin' great. Shit. That's fuckin' crazy. I thought you were going in there to blow up a bridge, or some fucking railroad tracks or somethin'.

Journalist: The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.


Hopper doesn't get enough credit.. he's pretty funny in just about anything, save maybe for "Hoosiers."

Hopper doesn't get enough credit.. he's pretty funny in just about anything, save maybe for "Hoosiers."

My favourite:

There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch out those goddamn monkeys bite, I'll tell ya.

My favourite:

There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch out those goddamn monkeys bite, I'll tell ya.

I don't remember the exact wording, but the line where Hopper's explaining some nutty dialectic system Brando taught him.. too funny. :p

I don't remember the exact wording, but the line where Hopper's explaining some nutty dialectic system Brando taught him.. too funny. :p

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.

Wanda: "I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up."

Ken: "Good."

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.

Sounds right.. he really sold that line.. coulda been the fact that he was authentically strung out for about 30 years..

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." ~ Clemenza (Richard Castellano) in The Godfather

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." ~ Clemenza (Richard Castellano) in The Godfather

Cannoli is evil.. I could eat a wheelbarrow full.. damn. :p

"You found me beautiful once......"

"....Honey you got reaaaaaaaaal ugly"


i could quote this movie all day.

"Bring the dog, I love animals. I'm a great cook." ~ Alex Forrest (Glenn Close) in Fatal Attraction

"theres always someone who tries to shit on the apple pie...well this is one pie that shits back!" Hank Club Dread

“I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” ~ Terry Malloy (Marlon Brando) in On the Waterfront
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” ~ Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.” ~ Ben Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) in The Graduate
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” ~ Alvy Singer in Annie Hall
“She’s my daughter! She’s my sister! She’s my daughter! My sister, my daughter. She’s my sister and my daughter!” ~ Evelyn Cross Mulwray (Faye Dunaway) in Chinatown

I give you my word as a Spaniard!

No good, I've known too many Spaniards.

God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

How about these lines from one of the greatest nuclear war comedies of all time: Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room." President Merkin Muffley (played by Peter Sellers)

"Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nucular combat toe to toe with the Roosskies." Major Kong (played by Slim Pickens)

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk." Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers again)

How about these lines from one of the greatest nuclear war comedies of all time: Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room." President Merkin Muffley (played by Peter Sellers)

"Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nucular combat toe to toe with the Roosskies." Major Kong (played by Slim Pickens)

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk." Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers again)

“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” ~ French Soldier (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“He won’t come after me. He won’t. I can’t explain it. He would consider that … rude.” ~ Clarice Starling (Jody Foster) in The Silence of the Lambs
“Excuse me while I whip this out.” ~ Bart (Cleavon Little) in Blazing Saddles

More great Princess Bride lines...

"And remember this... never forget this... when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brand... and you... friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless. Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployed in Greenland?" - Vizzini to Inigo and Fezzik

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted" - Fezzik

"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
"Do you always begin conversations this way?" - Inigo and The Man in Black

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." - Inigo and The Man in Black

"You are wonderful!"
"Thank you. I've worked hard to become so."
"I admit it, you are better than I am."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know."
"And what is that?"
"I am not left-handed." - Inigo and The Man in Black

(later in the fight)
"There's something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I am not left-handed either." - The Man in Black and Inigo

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." Ha ha ha ha..." (thump as he fell over, dead) - Vizzini

"Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?"
"Oh no. It's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future." - Fezzik and The Man in Black

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." - The Man in Black to Buttercup

"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It'll take a miracle. Buh bye!" - Miracle Max and his wife Valerie

"You know, it's very strange... I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life."
"Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts." - Inigo and Westley

Casablanca

The entire movie.

It's so well-written there's not a bad line in there.

Casablanca

The entire movie.

It's so well-written there's not a bad line in there.
How could I have missed Casablanca? And you're right, there isn't a bad line.

"I'm the bad guy?"-Michael Douglas, Falling Down

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"NO!"
-Happy Gilmore

"Now THAT was a shared moment."
-Jason Lee, Chasing Amy after Joey Adams makes out with her friend

"You call that a knife? This is a knife!"

Good old 'Crocodile' Dundee.

"Shut your fat-ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack a of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked!"

"The question is not how far. The question is do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith to go as far as needed?"

“And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” ~ Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) in Caddy Shack
“Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!” ~ Franz Liebkind (Kenneth Mars) in The Producers
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” ~ Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey) in The Usual Suspects

"Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?"

"Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you."

Phone Booth is one of my favorite movies!

"Isn't it funny - you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?"

"Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you."

Phone Booth is one of my favorite movies!
It was pretty good, as I recall.

One of my personal favorites.

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

Priceless. Heck most of the lines from that movie are pretty funny.

I promised I would come back with a serious addition......here it is....

this is one of my favorite movie line/ monologues of all time......

(although the movie only ranks in at number 37 on my top 100 movies of all time)

President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "land of the free".



yeah, I know it's long, and I did cut it as short as I could.

"'tis only a flesh wound" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Arthur: "Is it behind the rabbit?'
Wizard: "It is the rabbit"

And above all,
"Myyyyy Preciousssss......."

I promised I would come back with a serious addition......here it is....

this is one of my favorite movie line/ monologues of all time......

(although the movie only ranks in at number 37 on my top 100 movies of all time)

President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "land of the free".



yeah, I know it's long, and I did cut it as short as I could.
I like it. "Advanced citizenship," definitely. As I recall that movie, it was a little like a not-quite-finished version of The West Wing, with some of the same faces in oddly different parts.

"I will motivate you Private Pyle! If it short dicks every cannibal in the Congo!"---R. Lee. Ermy (Gunnery Sergeant Hartmen) Full Metal Jacket


"I've been in the shit Joker. To many bugs, and to dangerous. I find my present duties keep me where I belong, in the rear with the gear." --- Full Metal Jacket

"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform." ~ Ed Wood (Johnny Depp) in Ed Wood

'Camp' Freddie: But Mr. Bridger, what if the Professor's not bent?
Mr Bridger: Camp Freddie, everyone in the *world* is bent!

Reverend Otto Witt: There are 4,000 Zulus coming against you. You must abandon this mission.
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Damn the levies man... Cowardly blacks!
Adendorff: What the hell do you mean "cowardly blacks?" They died on your side, didn't they? And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards?

Field Marshal Gebhard von Blucher: Raise high the black flags, my children. No prisoners. No pity. I will shoot any man I see with pity in him.

Squadron Leader Skipper: How many hours in Spits?
Simon: Ten and a half, sir.
Squadron Leader Skipper: Let's make it eleven, before Jerrie has you for breakfast.
Pilot Officer Archie: Spring chicken to shitehawk in one easy lesson.

Reverend Otto Witt: There are 4,000 Zulus coming against you. You must abandon this mission.
Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: Damn the levies man... Cowardly blacks!
Adendorff: What the hell do you mean "cowardly blacks?" They died on your side, didn't they? And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards?
Nice Zulu quote.

"Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!"

"Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!"

I love Gene Wilder in that movie!!

"Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?"
"No. Thank you."
"Some varm milk... perhaps?"
"No... thank you very much. No thanks."
"Ovaltine?"
"NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a little - tired!"
"Then I vill say... goodnight."
"Goodnight."

"Dr. Frankenstein..."
" 'Fronkensteen.' "
"You're putting me on."
"No, it's pronounced 'Fronkensteen.' "
"Do you also say 'Froaderick?' "
"No... 'Frederick.'
"Well, why isn't it 'Froaderick Fronkensteen?' "
"It isn't; it's 'Frederick Fronkensteen.'
"I see."
"You must be Igor."
"No, it's pronounced 'eye-gor.' "
"But they told me it was 'ee-gor.' "
"Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"

"The British are coming. The British are coming!!!" - Garfield , Garfield 2 :D

" If we deny our impulses, we deny what makes us human" - The Matrix

*"Why don't you go light your tampon and blow up your box because it's the only bang you'll ever get, sweetheart"
and
"That's all this country needs,a cock in a frock on a rock"
and
"Oh, for goodness' sakes, get down off that crucifix. Someone needs the wood."

*"frankly my dear, i dont give a damn!"

*"He-e-e-e-re's Johnny!"
"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!"

*"Go ahead make my day!"

*"I'm a god, I'm not The God...I don't think."
Groundhog Day

*"You can't handle the truth!

*"No one puts Baby in a corner!"

*"Life's a bitch; now so am I."

*"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

* "Freeeeee -- Dommmmm!"

*"Fuh-get about it!"

*"All me life flashed before me eyes. [disappointed]... It was really borin'."

* "Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

*The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

*"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."

*"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

*Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.
and
"I wanna see the hands. Come on. Which one of you nuts has got the guts?"

*Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"
and
You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't."
and
"I'ma get medieval on your ass."
and
"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps"

*Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food

*Sir knight? I've just pissed in my pants... and nobody can do anything about it.

*Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.
and
Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship, or something like that. I say: girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego. You say that you're a... Ultra Mega Lightning Babe or something like that, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.

*Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
If you have any poo, fling it now.
: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...

*that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse.

oh ya...my work here is done:cool:

Best (ie. most laughable) one-liners;

Plughead - (chuckles) " What are you going to do? Kill me with love?"

moments before he catches fire and his head explodes
- Circuitry Man 2: Plughead rewired

"I don't have time to bleed" - I think that might have been Sly Stone in Rambo 2 but I'm not sure...

"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" - and what does he see? the guy in the chair's frozen face with a cat feasting on his tongue just in front of him... I can't remember the film... saw it late night one night on channel 4! Always good movies on there! It was about cats secretly trying to control the world or something...

Trillian St. James - "What the hell are these things?"
Finnegan - "Real Unfriendly."
- The awesome TV B-movies that is, Deep Rising.

"I don't have time to bleed" - I think that might have been Sly Stone in Rambo 2 but I'm not sure....


That was from Predator.

EDIT: Blaine said that when they attack the Colombian compound.

"This is not love!" ---Mrs. Duberly Charge of the Light Brigade

"If I wanted the informatioin I'd just beat it out of you."

Bill Munny: You better bury Ned right, and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches.

Lieutenant Colonel Hal Moore: "When Crazy Horse was a baby, he nursed from the breast of every woman in the tribe. They raised all their children that way. They called every woman, Mother. Every man Father, and every older warrior Grandfather. They fought as a family. You take care of your men, because once this starts, *points at radio broadcasting gunfire from Vietnam* "Each other is all we're going to have."

Sergeant Major Pumley: "Any of you sons of bitches calls me Grandpa......I'll kill ya." ---- We Were Soldiers

"I'll see you in hell!"
:D

"I'll see you in hell!"
:D


I can tell you about fifty movies where they've used that....

Which one did you have in mind?

Maltese Falcon. Humphrey Bogart:

"Heavy. What is it?"
"The stuff dreams are made of."

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." -- Bill Murray, Caddyshack


"Children of the night! Shut up!" -- George Hamilton, Love At First Bite

"No!"-- Marcel Marceau, Silent Movie

"Oh shut up, you're so annoying!"
"Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again..."

While we're all quoting the princess Bride...


"I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurts. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the Lightning Sand. But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too."

"Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"

"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist..."
And as he says that, a R.0.U.S. comes flying at him from off-screen.

"Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the King all those years?"

"The King's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!"


And this one...


"To the death."

"No."

"To the pain."

"I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase."

"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon."

"That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me."

"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose."

"-- and then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight."

"I wasn't finished -- the next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right --"

"-- and then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it --"

"Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why --"

"-- so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish -- every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

This thread needs some Ghostbusters.

Winston: Ray. If someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes"!


Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston: The dead rising from the grave.
Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.


Spengler: Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
Louis: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay-Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

Haven't read all 9 pages, so I have no idea if anyone has hit up Clerks 2 yet, but I've got to go with Rosario Dawson saying "And Dante, in the heat of passion, it is occasionally acceptable to go ass to mouth."

This thread needs some Ghostbusters.

Winston: Ray. If someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes"!


Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston: The dead rising from the grave.
Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.


Spengler: Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
Louis: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay-Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.


"Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse... of Spook Central."

"She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!"



"Do you want this body?"
"Is this a trick question?"

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol Warrior: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.

President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "land of the free".


The American President if I recall correctly.
Damned true - but it's be politcal suicide.

I promised I would come back with a serious addition......here it is....

this is one of my favorite movie line/ monologues of all time......

(although the movie only ranks in at number 37 on my top 100 movies of all time)

President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "land of the free".



yeah, I know it's long, and I did cut it as short as I could.


Also from The American President:


"Louis, we've had Presidents who were beloved who couldn't find a coherent sentance with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty, they drink the sand because they don't know the difference."

Sad but true.

Also from The American President:


"Louis, we've had Presidents who were beloved who couldn't find a coherent sentance with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty, they drink the sand because they don't know the difference."

Sad but true.
yeah, once we were watching that movie, and right about that line there is this great thunderclap.......well, we were watching it and IRL there was this house shaking thunderclap about the same time, and as he finished that line the power went out, the tornado siren started up and.........it was so cool...........:p

"Andre, don't tell me you've lost another submarine..." - The Hunt for Red October

"No disassemble! No disassemble!" - Johnny 5

"Just keep swimming... just keep swimming..." - Finding Nemo

"... Cross the beams!" - Ghostbusters

"Who ya gonna call! Ghostbusters!"

And, for a change of pace, a line that's so bad that it's good, the best worst movie line ever...

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Revenge of the Sith

It was a cute little boy, ain't no bigger than a squirrel.
What are you gonna do with that lawnmower blade?
--I'm fixin' to kill you with it.
Slingblade quotes. It's a Southern thing.

"Luke, I am your father"-Darth Vadar, Star Wars Episode 6 at least I think thats the episode..:confused:It's episode 5. XD :sniper:

*sigh* Nine pages and not one mention of it. Disgraceful.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."