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I havent shaved in a week

Soviestan
08-08-2006, 08:10
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?
Wilgrove
08-08-2006, 08:13
Yes I do, and about once a week.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-08-2006, 08:15
The only thing I hate more than shaving is facial hair. Assumng I have no other reason to shave, the irritation with my facial hair and hatred of shaving usually balance out at about a week. *nod*
Wanderjar
08-08-2006, 08:17
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?

I hate having facial hair, but I haven't shaved in about three days. I probably look pretty ragged lol
Donkey Kongo
08-08-2006, 08:20
I havent shaved in 2 months. I look like a pirate. :D
Cannot think of a name
08-08-2006, 08:21
I go months without shaving. I pretty much only do it if I have to. And then there is the goatee. I have a three inch or so long goatee that hangs off my chin, along with a fu manchu 'stache (though not as thin, I have a thick facial hair). That never gets shaved.



Ever.
Wilgrove
08-08-2006, 08:21
I wish my facial hair came in fuller.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 08:21
No facial hair here.... but I still think I need a shave, it's been a few days :D
Revasser
08-08-2006, 08:28
I've maintained a goatee for a while now, sometimes the full thing with upper lip covered and sometimes just on my chin. It started off as a "I'll just try it to see what it's like because I've never had one before" and became something I don't want to get rid of, which is kind of weird.

Otherwise I shave every few days to get rid of the really scruffy sideburns and everything that makes me look like a hobo. I was one of those people who never thought they'd be into having facial hair, but once I got it and kept it for a while, I got really attached to having it.
United Chicken Kleptos
08-08-2006, 08:44
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?

My face isn't the part I usually shave. ;)
Soviestan
08-08-2006, 08:58
My face isn't the part I usually shave. ;)
Are you a girl?
United Chicken Kleptos
08-08-2006, 09:10
Are you a girl?

Actually... no. But I still shave there.
Wilgrove
08-08-2006, 09:14
Actually... no. But I still shave there.

Why?
Pepe Dominguez
08-08-2006, 09:15
Facial hair is a trucker's calendar.. when it gets to that 3 or 4 day length, you know it's time to shower.. :)
United Chicken Kleptos
08-08-2006, 09:16
Why?

Women like it.
Pure Metal
08-08-2006, 09:17
i have a wee tiny little beard and moustache (supposed to be a goatee but it just doesn't work out that way...) but i shave around it most days. gets itchy after not doing it for a day (or two) so its mostly to avoid that
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 09:18
My face isn't the part I usually shave. ;)
Your arse?
Dissonant Cognition
08-08-2006, 09:26
Haven't shaved in more than a year, and even then it was only for a job interview. Facial hair is by far superior to shaving:


Shaving requires effort. Facial hair requires no effort beyond the bare minimum required to remain living.
Shaving necessitates personal injury.
Electric razors are a damned lie. Even after using a manual razor, the damn things are still completely useless.
A full beard, because it does not appear to conform to the fashion standards of those my age, seems to act as a general people repellant. As I find such standards generally vain and vacuous, this is prefectly OK with me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11502828&postcount=49). :D edit: Constant daily struggle against a naturally occuring function of one's body simply to maintain an artificial "look" seems rather silly and pointless.
Pepe Dominguez
08-08-2006, 09:28
Haven't shaved in more than a year, and even then it was only for a job interview. Facial hair is by far superior to shaving:


Shaving requires effort. Facial hair requires no effort beyond the bare minimum required to remain living.
Shaving necessitates personal injury.
Electric razors are a damned lie. Even after using a manual razor, the damn things are still completely useless.
A full beard, because it does not appear to conform to the fashion standards of those my age, seems to act as a general people repellant. As I find such standards generally vain and vacuous, this is prefectly OK with me (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11502828&postcount=49). :D


I agree about electic razors.. terrible, most of them.. but I think I've cut myself shaving maybe 4 times in 7 years.. not a big deal.. I would just let it grow out if I looked better though.. you're lucky if you can pull it off.
Monkeypimp
08-08-2006, 09:32
I have my standard overgrown stubble.
Dissonant Cognition
08-08-2006, 09:40
but I think I've cut myself shaving maybe 4 times in 7 years.. not a big deal..


I haven't ever really cut myself either. I just can't seem to get around non-perfectly flat areas of the face without breaking out in a bleeding rash of some sort (it doesn't help that facial hair purposefully angles itself into the most inconvienient position possible). Perhaps not an injury per se, but still irritating as hell.
United Chicken Kleptos
08-08-2006, 09:41
Your arse?

Nah, I'll start doing that once I find a mirror that doesn't fog up in the shower.
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 09:43
Well i did the whole not shaving for over a week, last week, I last shaved on a tuesday and figured i'd shave on Friday morning, but my Electric Shaver wouldn't work, i thought hmmmm this should be charged...
Started charging it on Sunday and wham BIG FLASH!!!!
So i just let it grow, then i used my head shaver, and have kept a constant 2 day stuble thing going on.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 09:43
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?


I hate facial hair.
Given the chance, I shave twice a day.
Chance being defined as: taking a bath or a shower.
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 09:44
Nah, I'll start doing that once I find a mirror that doesn't fog up in the shower.
Women like to shave guys apparently...

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Righteous Munchee-Love
08-08-2006, 09:44
I haven't shaved in over a year, only trimmed down a little - until last friday, when the missus decided it's time.
Now I have loads and loads of pimples around my chin, which not only looks ugly, but feels so, too.
I figure it's the new shaving creme I used, but I fear the extensive testing necessary to prove it. Anyone else got that problem? What do you do about it?
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 09:47
Why?

Do you honestly think women like to get hair in their mouth? :rolleyes:
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 09:48
Women like to shave guys apparently...

Yep.
Your hubby having facial hair is one HUGE source of that 7 year itch, you know? ;)
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 09:52
Yep.
Your hubby having facial hair is one HIGE source of that 7 year itch, you know? ;)
*Takes your word for it*
Isiseye
08-08-2006, 09:54
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?


How about waxing as a girl I can honestly say its not that painful and you would have a lovely hairless face for weeks!:)
Soviestan
08-08-2006, 10:03
How about waxing as a girl I can honestly say its not that painful and you would have a lovely hairless face for weeks!:)
maybe I will give it a try;)
Dissonant Cognition
08-08-2006, 10:03
Another reason why facial hair is by far superior to shaving:


It is necessary for pondering the mysteries (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Pierre_Joseph_Proudhon.jpg) of (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato) the (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotle) universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei), combating lords of darkness (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Mckellenthewhite.jpg), etc.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 10:10
How about waxing as a girl I can honestly say its not that painful and you would have a lovely hairless face for weeks!:)

NOT painful??? :eek:

Hell, getting my tattoo was less painful than waxing....
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 10:11
NOT painful??? :eek:

Hell, getting my tattoo was less painful than waxing....

I still think that one's wife getting a tattoo should count as legal grounds for gettin' an IMMEDIATE divorce.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 10:19
I still think that one's wife getting a tattoo should count as legal grounds for gettin' an IMMEDIATE divorce.

Not that I'm married or ever intend to be... but why?
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 10:21
Not that I'm married or ever intend to be... but why?


Any idea what tattoos start looking like once flesh gets saggy? Gross.

It does, you know, for anyone who makes it to 31, or has a baby.
Compulsive Depression
08-08-2006, 10:21
I tend to shave just before I see my girlfriend. Unless it's winter, and it's grown long enough to not irritate her ;)

Edit: Over a week so far. Hmm, I need a hoover. Have to shave/haircut on Thursday.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 10:28
Any idea what tattoos start looking like once flesh gets saggy? Gross.

It does, you know, for anyone who makes it to 31, or has a baby.

I'll be 32 next week, and my tattoo still looks brilliant, thanks. :p
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 10:30
I'll be 32 next week, and my tattoo still looks brilliant, thanks. :p

See you after pregnancy.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 10:32
See you after pregnancy.

Not gonna happen.

And I seriously doubt that even pregnancy would be very detremantial to the skin around my ankles....
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 10:34
Not gonna happen.

And I seriously doubt that even pregnancy would be very detremantial to the skin around my ankles....


OK, I'm in danger now of sounding WAAAAAY more churlish than I mean to, but:

having a long-term relationship with a woman who does not believe in kids is like building a home without a roof - an exercise in pointlessness and folly.
Pure Metal
08-08-2006, 10:35
I tend to shave just before I see my girlfriend. Unless it's winter, and it's grown long enough to not irritate her ;)

somehow my face-fuzz magically doesn't irritate my gf... she seems to like kissing with it (its tickly :p)
Glitziness
08-08-2006, 10:37
somehow my face-fuzz magically doesn't irritate my gf... she seems to like kissing with it (its tickly :p)
I love facefuzz! :D :p :fluffle: :fluffle:
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 10:37
OK, I'm in danger now of sounding WAAAAAY more churlish than I mean to, but:

having a long-term relationship with a woman who does not believe in kids is like building a home without a roof - an exercise in pointlessness and folly.

*roflmao

It will be a comfort for any of your "long term relationships" to know that you wouldn't want her if it wasn't for the kids. Or if she got a tattoo. Or possibly started thinking on her own. :p
Glitziness
08-08-2006, 10:38
OK, I'm in danger now of sounding WAAAAAY more churlish than I mean to, but:

having a long-term relationship with a woman who does not believe in kids is like building a home without a roof - an exercise in pointlessness and folly.
:rolleyes:

Seriously, what the hell? The only point to a relationship is children?
Pure Metal
08-08-2006, 10:38
I love facefuzz! :D :p :fluffle: :fluffle:
yay!! :fluffle: :p
Daistallia 2104
08-08-2006, 10:39
below neckline - never shaved.

facial hair - last clean shaven April 2005, cheeks shaved last week, jawline last trimmed 6 weeks ago, chin and moustache last September
head - clean shaven 6 weeks ago
Compulsive Depression
08-08-2006, 10:40
somehow my face-fuzz magically doesn't irritate my gf... she seems to like kissing with it (its tickly :p)
Yeah, after a month or so it's fine :)

having a long-term relationship with a woman who does not believe in kids is like building a home without a roof - an exercise in pointlessness and folly.
Well, no. It's more like not having a relationship with a woman who believes in wasting all of both of your time and money to spawn one or more screaming, dirty, smelly, destructive little demons. AKA A Good Thing.
Pure Metal
08-08-2006, 10:43
Yeah, after a month or so it's fine :)


good point - it is actually a beard/moustace of some length (ie not stubble)
United Chicken Kleptos
08-08-2006, 10:47
having a long-term relationship with a woman who does not believe in kids is like building a home without a roof - an exercise in pointlessness and folly.

I prefer men, mostly. As for girls, though, I don't want to have kids anyways. :cool:
Ollieland
08-08-2006, 10:59
I shave daily, apart from very large and long sideburns I have taken to sporting, ala Noddy Holder style.
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 11:09
below neckline - never shaved.

facial hair - last clean shaven April 2005, cheeks shaved last week, jawline last trimmed 6 weeks ago, chin and moustache last September
head - clean shaven 6 weeks ago
Good to know.:)
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 11:22
Yeah, after a month or so it's fine :)


Well, no. It's more like not having a relationship with a woman who believes in wasting all of both of your time and money to spawn one or more screaming, dirty, smelly, destructive little demons. AKA A Good Thing.

Sowwy. What't the point of building a family without offspring?

Or the point of a relationship that ISNT about familybuilding? Plain sex? Hedonism? Materialism?


In the end: failing to have a strong and square family-focus means you get to join the dinosaurs.
Safalra
08-08-2006, 11:24
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?
I don't like having facial hair, but I'm too lazy to shave more than once a week (unless I have to go to some kind of important event and have to look presentable).
Righteous Munchee-Love
08-08-2006, 11:28
In the end: failing to have enough people with a strong and square family-focus means you get to join the dinosaurs.

Corrected.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 11:31
Corrected.

Looks better. :)

Meanwhile: those who don't share those values are basically shirking their obligations.
Compulsive Depression
08-08-2006, 11:32
Sowwy. What't the point of building a family without offspring?

Or the point of a relationship that ISNT about familybuilding? Plain sex? Hedonism? Materialism?
"Family building"?
The point of a romantic relationship is the same as any other; to both enjoy yourselves and enjoy the other, in whichever way you both see fit. I can't think of anything less enjoyable than looking after human-spawn, so best not to start, eh?
Sex isn't just "my duty for The Party"...

In the end: failing to have a strong and square family-focus means you get to join the dinosaurs.
Rowr! *Bites BogMarsh in half with 6-inch serrated fangs*

There's hardly a shortage of humans cluttering the place up. There's probably two or three times as many as anyone could want, and maybe ten times as many as we actually need.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 11:34
"Family building"?
The point of a romantic relationship is the same as any other; to both enjoy yourselves and enjoy the other, in whichever way you both see fit. I can't think of anything less enjoyable than looking after human-spawn, so best not to start, eh?
Sex isn't just "my duty for The Party"...


Rowr! *Bites BogMarsh in half with 6-inch serrated fangs*

There's hardly a shortage of humans cluttering the place up. There's probably two or three times as many as anyone could want, and maybe ten times as many as we actually need.


En bref: if it ain't duty, it is worthless.
Those who don't do square values are just a waste of good oxygen.
Compulsive Depression
08-08-2006, 11:48
En bref: if it ain't duty, it is worthless.
Those who don't do square values are just a waste of good oxygen.
Funnily enough I hold pretty much exactly the opposite opinion :D

Duty to whom? Who decides "square" values? Based on what?
Dissonant Cognition
08-08-2006, 11:58
In the end: failing to have a strong and square family-focus means you get to join the dinosaurs.

In the United States, anyway, the Census Bureau (2001) (http://www.census.gov/population/www/pop-profile/natproj.html) projects only a very modest drop in population, assuming the lowest levels of certain cited factors (fertility, life expectancy, immigration). Assuming middle or highest levels of said factors, the population here will continue to grow quite strongly. In fact, fertility is described in detail:


The two major components driving the population growth are fertility (births) and net immigration. In the middle series, the number of births is projected to decrease slightly as the century ends and then increase progressively throughout the projection period. After 2011, the number of births each year would exceed the highest annual number of births ever achieved in the United States.


Even so, the over all rate of growth is projected to decrease, but due to old age:


The decrease in the rate of growth is predominantly due to the aging of the population and, consequently, a dramatic increase in the number of deaths


Thus, at least here in the United States, the chief factor influencing any decrease in population growth is the immutable arrow of time, a problem that "family-focus" is not likely to solve. And, at any rate, family-focus isn't actually required in order to procreate anyway; the statement asserts extraneous social ideologies which are simply unnecessary for the stated goal of continuation of the species.

Despite the existance of any number of people who enjoy sex simply for "fun," the planet is currently crawling with over 6 billion individuals of the homo sapiens sapiens species, and the number is in no danger of getting smaller. Equating the existance of "sex for fun" to "joining the dinosaurs" seems just more than a little specious.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:05
Duty to whom? Who decides "square" values? Based on what?

Squares define square values.
Based on survivability.
Cultural norms that don't work die out after a while - hence the non-existence today of matriarchical societies.
After all: birthrate -/- deathrate = Manifest Destiny ( I use that term with a giggle )

Funnily enough I hold pretty much exactly the opposite opinion :D

I noticed. Hence, I've little problem consigning the opposition to utter irrelevance. Something doomed for non-existence.

If you don't do Destiny By BabyBoom, you can't be said to have much of a future.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 12:05
Looks better. :)

Meanwhile: those who don't share those values are basically shirking their obligations.

I have an OBLIGATION put more miserable people on the planet??? You have to be kidding....
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:06
I have an OBLIGATION put more miserable people on the planet??? You have to be kidding....

You thought you had a right to have fun, or summat?
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 12:07
You thought you had a right to have fun, or summat?

I thought I had a right not to make others unhappy, yes.

I may have been wrong... you seem to be after the exact opposite.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:10
I thought I had a right not to make others unhappy, yes.

I may have been wrong... you seem to be after the exact opposite.

Seem - for you are perenially doomed by flawed starting points.
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 12:16
I have 3 days growth!O_o
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:21
I have 3 days growth!O_o

Uh-huh. I wont fluffle YOU again.

:fluffle:

Oh well - just this once.
Compulsive Depression
08-08-2006, 12:22
If you don't do Destiny By BabyBoom, you can't be said to have much of a future.
I'll be just as dead in sixty or so years if I breed as if I don't; I've gained nothing by it, and lost a lot.
As for my genes? Two of my cousins have kids, one on each side. Good enough for government work. That's two children between ten adults - more than enough - and none of us has hit thirty yet.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:24
I'll be just as dead in sixty or so years if I breed as if I don't; I've gained nothing by it, and lost a lot.
As for my genes? Two of my cousins have kids, one on each side. Good enough for government work. That's two children between ten adults - more than enough - and none of us has hit thirty yet.


Based on the above: when voting, do you vote Democrat?

( Nope, it ain't bashing. I strongly favour the Dems, but I don't believe they have a future. )
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 12:33
Seem - for you are perenially doomed by flawed starting points.

Ah well... I'll take consolation in the fact that it's only my life I ruin, then.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:35
Ah well... I'll take consolation in the fact that it's only my life I ruin, then.

*smile* That is why I tolerate your existence.
Compulsive Depression
08-08-2006, 12:35
Based on the above: when voting, do you vote Democrat?

( Nope, it ain't bashing. I strongly favour the Dems, but I don't believe they have a future. )
Nope, I'm British... (Corby is in Northamptonshire - one of the few town names that's not been re-used elsewhere AFAIK.)

I tend to vote against Labour and for the people I disagree with least.

Why?

(Edit: From shaving habits to breeding habits to voting habits. What a twisty, turny thread!)
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 12:36
Uh-huh. I wont fluffle YOU again.

:fluffle:

Oh well - just this once.
Aren't you a guy?:(
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:38
Nope, I'm British... (Corby is in Northamptonshire - one of the few town names that's not been re-used elsewhere AFAIK.)

I tend to vote against Labour and for the people I disagree with least.

Why?

*shrug* because it was pretty much indicative of the culture of failure that so blights the Democratic Party.

The thorough absence of a Will to Power.
Cabra West
08-08-2006, 12:38
*smile* That is why I tolerate your existence.

Weren't you just the one shooting your mouth off about how it's intolerable to not make others miserable by having offspring???
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:39
Aren't you a guy?:(

Yup. To a large extent, I'm thoroughly unbothered about the gender of whom I fluffle.
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 12:41
Weren't you just the one shooting your mouth off about how it's intolerable to not make others miserable by having offspring???

Nope. Please read between the lines.
What I will have said is that it makes such persons are thoroughly irrelevant, and an utter waste of good oxygen to have 'em around. As in the old Mel Brooks joke: WE don't mind, and THEY don't matter.
Cape Carnivale
08-08-2006, 13:37
Women like it.

Are you joking? (http://i5.tinypic.com/241kwzq.jpg)
Smunkeeville
08-08-2006, 13:43
I don't have facial hair, because I am female ;) (although I know a female with a mustache, it's kinda gross)

anyway, hubby has to shave everyday, his 5 o'clock shadow shows up around 3, so he really should shave at lunch too, but he doesn't.

he is growing a beard now, he started Friday, by yesterday it was there enough that people were like "when did you grow a beard?! you were clean shaven Thursday" haha

He rotates between clean shaven, goatee, and full beard. He had a mustache only for a movie once, it looked so weird to me that as soon as the movie was over I made him shave it. I hate mustaches.......yuck.

He grew his hair out last winter/spring and did the full beard, for a while he looked like Jesus (which was good for the Easter play) then he shaved back to the goatee, and looked like Kevin Smith for a while, then he buzzed his hair and shaved the goatee for the summer.........and now he is growing it all out again.....he is weird.

oh, was that too long of a post?
Pure Metal
08-08-2006, 13:51
I don't have facial hair, because I am female ;) (although I know a female with a mustache, it's kinda gross)

anyway, hubby has to shave everyday, his 5 o'clock shadow shows up around 3, so he really should shave at lunch too, but he doesn't.

he is growing a beard now, he started Friday, by yesterday it was there enough that people were like "when did you grow a beard?! you were clean shaven Thursday" haha

He rotates between clean shaven, goatee, and full beard. He had a mustache only for a movie once, it looked so weird to me that as soon as the movie was over I made him shave it. I hate mustaches.......yuck.

He grew his hair out last winter/spring and did the full beard, for a while he looked like Jesus (which was good for the Easter play) then he shaved back to the goatee, and looked like Kevin Smith for a while, then he buzzed his hair and shaved the goatee for the summer.........and now he is growing it all out again.....he is weird.

oh, was that too long of a post?
not at all, and sounds cool... wish i could do that :( still to young to have a (full/proper) beard... just shitty patchy bits (its all good under the chin but at the sides its like non-existant... grrr...)
Harlesburg
08-08-2006, 13:53
Yup. To a large extent, I'm thoroughly unbothered about the gender of whom I fluffle.
Same.
They just gotsta be good at it.:D
Warta Endor
08-08-2006, 13:57
not at all, and sounds cool... wish i could do that :( still to young to have a (full/proper) beard... just shitty patchy bits (its all good under the chin but at the sides its like non-existant... grrr...)

Sounds very familiar. I'm trying to grow a bear for 8 months now. I have something like a goatee and some pretty impressive sidewhiskers...

That's it:(
BogMarsh
08-08-2006, 13:58
Same.
They just gotsta be good at it.:D

:fluffle:

*insert worship-emo here*
Jello Biafra
08-08-2006, 14:02
I usually have a goatee, but when it gets too long I shave it off, as I lost the attachments to my shaver.
I shave whenever I see my bf, approximately once a week.
[NS:]Fargozia
09-08-2006, 00:52
I used to bounce between having a goatee and a full beard but now I just have a goatee all the time due to the wifes complaints. She said she couldn't concentrate when her thighs were being tickled. ;)
Meath Street
09-08-2006, 02:04
The only thing I hate more than shaving is facial hair. Assumng I have no other reason to shave, the irritation with my facial hair and hatred of shaving usually balance out at about a week. *nod*
Shaving is much less irritating if you do it frequently, like every 2 days.
Neo Kervoskia
09-08-2006, 02:06
I shave Harlesburg's ass at least once a week.
Meath Street
09-08-2006, 02:18
NOT painful??? :eek:

Hell, getting my tattoo was less painful than waxing....
My legs have been waxed before. It's not painful.

Nope. Please read between the lines.
What I will have said is that it makes such persons are thoroughly irrelevant, and an utter waste of good oxygen to have 'em around.
Not really. People are actually capable of achievements other than breeding.

I don't mind anyway. There are 6.5 billion people in the world. we don't need to make more.

Or the point of a relationship that ISNT about familybuilding? Plain sex? Hedonism? Materialism?

Hold on, you said that an ugly tattoo is ground for divorce. That's materialistic.
Smunkeeville
09-08-2006, 02:41
My legs have been waxed before. It's not painful.
I have had.... other places waxed, and it hurts a ton more than the slight sting of the legs.....although it does hurt less than say... getting my knee cap smashed with a baseball bat.
Gartref
09-08-2006, 02:43
I shave Harlesburg's ass at least once a week.

And it's still not enough. Hairy bastard.
Druidville
09-08-2006, 03:09
I haven't shaved in 21 years. Trimmed, yes. Otherwise I'd resemble the guys in ZZ Top. :D
Sel Appa
09-08-2006, 03:29
Beards are awesome. shaving is for...some derogatory word I cant think of
Bumboat
09-08-2006, 04:15
NOT painful??? :eek:

Hell, getting my tattoo was less painful than waxing....

Damn straight! I tried it once and I'd rather get a tattoo there than wax it again.:mp5:
Bumboat
09-08-2006, 04:18
See you after pregnancy.
EXCUSE ME! Are you implying that all women should be married and pregnant?

I think he's a wonderful example of why you should be looking a nice woman where you are Cabra. You wouldn't hear such shite from one.
Bumboat
09-08-2006, 04:21
OK, I'm in danger now of sounding WAAAAAY more churlish than I mean to, but:

having a long-term relationship with a woman who does not believe in kids is like building a home without a roof - an exercise in pointlessness and folly.
WTF are you talking about? What about love, commitment, growing old together and never mind who sags first?
(I notice you haven't mentioned anything about sagging men or how a wife might feel about ANYTHING)
Baked squirrels
09-08-2006, 05:04
As Im sitting here Im just thinking how badly I want to shave my face. It is really bothering me. I hate facial hair and usually shave once every 2 or 3 days, but out here I cant really do it. So, do you like having facial hair and how often do you shave?

yes, I shave once a week because I don't mind it growing out for a couple of days
DesignatedMarksman
09-08-2006, 05:17
I haven't shaved since mid-june.

Upstart.

I have a "mexican day laborer" beard now. Helps me blend in with the local landscaping crew :D
DesignatedMarksman
09-08-2006, 05:20
WTF are you talking about? What about love, commitment, growing old together and never mind who sags first?
(I notice you haven't mentioned anything about sagging men or how a wife might feel about ANYTHING)

[beatles] will you still need me, will you still feed me?

When I'm 54............................

[beatles]
Katganistan
09-08-2006, 06:17
NOT painful??? :eek:

Hell, getting my tattoo was less painful than waxing....

It is one of those things you get used to.
IL Ruffino
09-08-2006, 06:20
It is one of those things you get used to.
.. after how many sessions?
Katganistan
09-08-2006, 06:27
Well geez, I mean the first time you shave ever, you tend to get all nicked up and get a rash.

After you do it a while, you get better, there's less nicks and you don't break out in a rash.

Your skin toughens up to it.

Same thing for waxing (what little I've experienced of it).
I'm not gonna be one of those grandmas you see with the mustache and beard thing going for them. ;)

And...depending where you want bare, there is always Nair.
Harlesburg
09-08-2006, 06:30
.. after how many sessions?
*Wanders into thread*
Er, when your nerve endings die...
IL Ruffino
09-08-2006, 06:43
Well geez, I mean the first time you shave ever, you tend to get all nicked up and get a rash.

After you do it a while, you get better, there's less nicks and you don't break out in a rash.

Your skin toughens up to it.

Same thing for waxing (what little I've experienced of it).
I'm not gonna be one of those grandmas you see with the mustache and beard thing going for them. ;)

And...depending where you want bare, there is always Nair.
Ahh.. after watching The 40 Year Old Virgin, wax scares me.
IL Ruffino
09-08-2006, 06:46
*Wanders into thread*
Er, when your nerve endings die...
*looks at Harles*

Your legs look quite smooth today..
Harlesburg
09-08-2006, 06:48
*looks at Harles*

Your legs look quite smooth today..
Yeah i was cooking with Petrol and i um didn't allow for the vapour and fumes.:(
IL Ruffino
09-08-2006, 07:00
Yeah i was cooking with Petrol and i um didn't allow for the vapour and fumes.:(
Oh yummy.
The Gate Builders
09-08-2006, 07:02
[beatles] will you still need me, will you still feed me?

When I'm 54............................

[beatles]

64!!!
Dinaverg
09-08-2006, 09:26
64!!!

The fool. *shakes head in dismay*
Cor Iesu Sacratissimum
09-08-2006, 17:21
I haven't shaved in about three weeks now, and I have a fairly presentable
full-beard going. My moustache is a little weak, but still visible enough to keep it. I don't hate shaving, but it's not one of my favorite activities.
Khadgar
09-08-2006, 17:59
I loathe shaving, fortunately my facial hair grows slow enough I only have to do it once every four or five days. If I go a full week I get a rather thin looking beard, never gone longer than that.
Harlesburg
10-08-2006, 12:27
I shave Harlesburg's ass at least once a week.
Hey, i told Jerry doesn't need to be shaved this week!
Leave the poor Donkey alone.:(
Harlesburg
10-08-2006, 12:27
5 days!:cool: