NationStates Jolt Archive

If your reading and posting on this forum, you have spare time. Let's all share some of the things we've done to pass time and suggestions for others. Think of really good stuff to do. I'll get the ball rolling.

-Scrape your face off with a razor
-Deep-fry a hotdog inside of a hamburger
-Get drunk and pee on a cop car

If your reading and posting on this forum, you have spare time. Let's all share some of the things we've done to pass time and suggestions for others. Think of really good stuff to do. I'll get the ball rolling.

-Scrape your face off with a razor
-Deep-fry a hotdog inside of a hamburger
-Get drunk and pee on a cop car
Do a simple exercise, ie pushups, situps.

I have set my computer to remind me to do one on the hour.

porn. 'nuff said. :p

porn. 'nuff said. :p

When you're lonely, you've got a friend in porn!

When you're lonely, you've got a friend in porn!

and KY Jelly!

Okay, enough of that. I want ways to pass time. STUPID AMAZING STUFF!!

Okay, enough of that. I want ways to pass time. STUPID AMAZING STUFF!!
Work out.

Stupid-check
Amazing-well, the results are, check
Stuff-check

Make prank phone calls to people you know for a fact wont have caller ID. Getting caught sucks.

edit: Or better yet, if you play Counter strike or a variation, just a Steam game in general, and have a microphone... Go into a game and see how many people you can piss off with the microphone before you get kicked.

Porn.
Playing around with photoshop.
Taking pictures.
Hunting through the house looking for anything that will get you high or drunk.
Spamming Spamland.
Random online quizes.
Cooking.
Getting high.
Getting drunk.
Getting high and drunk.
Getting high and drunk and spinning on a computer chair untill it flips over and gives you a concusion.
Organising files on the computer.
Lurking though myspace looking at what school mates are up to.
Getting high.
Playing with legos.
Getting high.
Getting high.
Sleeping.

Porn.
Playing around with photoshop.
Taking pictures.
Hunting through the house looking for anything that will get you high or drunk.
Spamming Spamland.
Random online quizes.
Cooking.
Getting high.
Getting drunk.
Getting high and drunk.
Getting high and drunk and spinning on a computer chair untill it flips over and gives you a concusion.
Organising files on the computer.
Lurking though myspace looking at what school mates are up to.
Getting high.
Playing with legos.
Getting high.
Getting high.
Sleeping.


I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo p**** too but then I got high
now I'm j***ing off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X] :D :gundge:

and KY Jelly!
Keep it away from the eyes!:(

:D :gundge:
That song was teh pwnt.

things Ive done in Rural china to pass time.

Read, write, listen to my MP3, play solatire, walk around and meet the locals, and of course, sit in an internet cafe like Im doing now waisting valuable Yuan. But thats what I do when Im not working, that is when Im not teaching English.

:D :gundge:
:p

Does anyone know what the shelf life of saki is?

When you're lonely, you've got a friend in porn!

You know, if I wasn't afraid of being banned, I'd sig that.

Does anyone know what the shelf life of saki is?

I think pretty long, but if its been sitting for a real long time, I dunno....

It's about a year old. Tastes ok, I think. Was just wondering.

Porn.
Playing around with photoshop.
Taking pictures.
Hunting through the house looking for anything that will get you high or drunk.
Spamming Spamland.
Random online quizes.
Cooking.
Getting high.
Getting drunk.
Getting high and drunk.
Getting high and drunk and spinning on a computer chair untill it flips over and gives you a concusion.
Organising files on the computer.
Lurking though myspace looking at what school mates are up to.
Getting high.
Playing with legos.
Getting high.
Getting high.
Sleeping.


I was thinking


Porn.
Playing around with photoshop.
Porn.
Taking pictures.
Porn.
Hunting through the house looking for anything that will get you high or drunk.
Porn.
Spamming Spamland.
Porn.
Random online quizes.
Porn.
Cooking.
Porn.
Getting high.
Getting drunk.
Porn.
Porn and spinning on a computer chair untill it flips over and gives you a concusion.
Organising files on the computer.
Porn.
Lurking though myspace looking at what school mates are up to.
Porn.
Getting high.
Porn.
Playing with legos.
Porn.
Porn.
Porn.
Sleeping.
Porn.

I was thinking


Porn.
Playing around with photoshop.
Porn.
Taking pictures.
Porn.
Hunting through the house looking for anything that will get you high or drunk.
Porn.
Spamming Spamland.
Porn.
Random online quizes.
Porn.
Cooking.
Porn.
Getting high.
Getting drunk.
Porn.
Porn and spinning on a computer chair untill it flips over and gives you a concusion.
Organising files on the computer.
Porn.
Lurking though myspace looking at what school mates are up to.
Porn.
Getting high.
Porn.
Playing with legos.
Porn.
Porn.
Porn.
Sleeping.
Porn.


Take out getting high and getting drunk, and I like it!

Does anyone know what the shelf life of saki is?
14 years.:)

Things I've done to pass the time:

Tackle furniture, bushes, random people and automobiles.

Hide food in other people's houses.

Interpretive dance.

Duct-tape passed-out drunk people together.

Made oatmeal in odd containers like: Backpacks, shoes, sock drawers and toilets. very rarely my own.

Played strip paintball.

Chase squirrels.

Ninja trashcan attacks.

Mud Surfing

Tackle Golf.

Finding new and unexpected uses for glue.

Ninja Depantsings.

Bathtub jell-o molds.

:D

Does anyone know what the shelf life of saki is?

Depends on whether you mean the monkey (14 years according to wiki) or the author (as long as your book lasts).

(If you meant sake, the shelf life is around 18 months, if keeps refridgerated, depending on the variety.

It's about a year old. Tastes ok, I think. Was just wondering.

:eek: Which did you eat - the monkey or the book???? :eek: