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What's the wrost line you've ever heard from a movie?

Sticking to English-speaking films...

Worst: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." or "Today, we celebrate our independence day."

Best: "That's just what this country needs: A cock in a frock on a rock."

Best: "That's just what this country needs: A cock in a frock on a rock."
What's that from?

"A really terrible thing has happened."

From Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire about --> spoiler in case you've been living under a rock. Cedric's death.

My sister and minister (we went to see it as part of youth group. :D) burst out laughing at that point.

What's that from?

The Adventures of Priscilla - Queen of the Desert. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/)

Nothing like seeing general Zod from Superman, Mr Smith from the Matrix/The Elf honcho from LOTR and the guy from Memento prancing about in drag. Best. Australian. Movie. Ever. Almost. Best. Movie. Period. Ever.

Hamid: What's that?
Rambo: It's blue light.
Hamid: What does it do?
Rambo: It turns blue.

You simply can't beat that one. Ever.

Mothafucking snakes on the mothafucking plane

EDIT: Now where is my free Mac and PC?

Tool: Your intrests include debut?
Ladies' Man: That's "de butt." I also enjoy tennis.

from one of the indie films my husband was in

"death by cornydog!!"

yeah, it was just that cheezy of a movie

*Looks at poll*

Even if it was on topic it wouldn't make sense!

Darth Vader- Nooooooooooooo!

The Adventures of Priscilla - Queen of the Desert. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109045/)

Nothing like seeing general Zod from Superman, Mr Smith from the MAtrix/The Elf honcho from LOTR and the guy from Memento prancing about in drag. Best. Australian. Movie. Ever. Almost. Best. Movie. Period. Ever.
I've been wanting to see that foe years but have never been able to catch it on television. I must see it now.

I've been wanting to see that foe years but have never been able to catch it on television. I must see it now.

There are other ways of getting hold of the film, if you catch my drift...

Red Dawn contains some of the worst lines in movie history. Here's one of my favorites:


The Colonel: All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
Robert: It keeps me warm.

Mothafucking snakes on the mothafucking plane

EDIT: Now where is my free Mac and PC?
That's a good line...

Darth Vader- Nooooooooooooo!
I cringed, when I heard that.

I cringed, when I heard that.
I laughed, but it was only to keep from crying.

How about, "No Luke, I AM your father!"

I laughed, but it was only to keep from crying.
What was worse, was that the whole group of us in the cinema had predicted at the start of the scene, that he would do that.

Kinda like: "Uh oh, I can see where this is going. Script may have been bad, but not that bad, right? Right? Oh no, he's not, don't do it Vader. Shit he's getting up just walk out don't say anythi...

Shit."

That film was crap.

worst line in a film.

Imagine being on Maui, watching a stephen king film in the theatre...

when the following line is delivered...

"We're going to move you to a secured secret facility on the Island of Maui in Hawaii."

the whole theatre burst out laughing at that...

oh, and a cookie for those who can guess the film.

What was worse, was that the whole group of us in the cinema had predicted at the start of the scene, that he would do that.

Kinda like: "Uh oh, I can see where this is going. Script may have been bad, but not that bad, right? Right? Oh no, he's not, don't do it Vader. Shit he's getting up just walk out don't say anythi...

Shit."

That film was crap.

Better than the two that preceded it. Particularly Clones - that made me want to gouge my eyes out and force them up my nose.

As for worst lines ever... how about:

"A red sun rises; blood has been spilled this night."

In fact, pretty much any line by Orlando Bloom ever. Bastard - ruining so many good films.

I've been wanting to see that foe years but have never been able to catch it on television. I must see it now.
It is a brilliant flick, and readily available on Netflix if you're in the US. Watch it.

And my entry isn't really a line--it's more anything Arthur said in Excalibur, simply because it was in an Irish accent.

Another one: Final Fantasy, The Spirits Within.

Generic greyhead scientist dude, at climax of film.
"Yes! It's all become clear now!"
Howls of laughter from us, who have not a clue what's going on.

Another one: Final Fantasy, The Spirits Within.

Generic greyhead scientist dude, at climax of film.
"Yes! It's all become clear now!"
Howls of laughter from us, who have not a clue what's going on.
really, you didn't understand what was happening?

wow...

another worst line...

"It was Beauty that Killed the Beast."

while a great line from the original King Kong... when said by Jack Black... :(

really, you didn't understand what was happening?

wow...

another worst line...

"It was Beauty that Killed the Beast."

while a great line from the original King Kong... when said by Jack Black... :(
I spent the whole film hoping he was going to die, and he didn't. I was very dissappointed.

How about, "No Luke, I AM your father!"
Is that where Vader puts the stress? *confused* I always thought he said "I am your father" *shrugs*

Still don't see how that qualifies for worst lines in a movie!

As for Vader's "Noooooo!" - that sounded as if they had forgotten to hook up his legs and he'd be falling on his face(-mask) in slow motion. Terrible. Then again, I didn't really expect any better of that actor. (/ref Clerks II - Trailer: "Danger, danger,... shitty acting is ruining saga...")

I'm surprised no one's done this yet

"Oh Anakin you're breaking my heart"

"I want to take his face... OFF... and put it on... my face"

Really... this is obvious.

I'm surprised no one's done this yet

"Oh Anakin you're breaking my heart"
Sorry, but for the Prequels of Star Wars, no line is worst than anything coming out of Jar Jar's... beak? bill? mouth? whateber...

Sorry, but for the Prequels of Star Wars, no line is worst than anything coming out of Jar Jar's... beak? bill? mouth? whateber...


Yeah, pretty much anything Jar Jar said qualifies.


Or every single line from the movie Dune. (1980s version, the remake was much better)

Yeah, pretty much anything Jar Jar said qualifies.


Or every single line from the movie Dune. (1980s version, the remake was much better)

There was a remake? Please tell me they didn't make as awful a blunder as putting Sting in as Feyd Rautha. That also made me want to mutilate myself. In fact, most of that film made me want to mutilate myself.

There was a remake? Please tell me they didn't make as awful a blunder as putting Sting in as Feyd Rautha. That also made me want to mutilate myself. In fact, most of that film made me want to mutilate myself.

Back in about 2000 or 2001, they made another. I thought it was great, though I was comparing it to the original Dune, which I had just finished seeing.

How about, "No Luke, I AM your father!"
No, Darth's really bad line is from A New Hope.

It goes something like "I feel a prescence. Something I have not felt since..." *Walks away.*

A totally lame moment in an awesome trilogy.

There was a remake? Please tell me they didn't make as awful a blunder as putting Sting in as Feyd Rautha. That also made me want to mutilate myself. In fact, most of that film made me want to mutilate myself.
What?! The original movie was fucking awesome! Including Sting.

Hell, if it's good enough for Frank Herbert, it's good enough for you.

What?! The original movie was fucking awesome! Including Sting.

Hell, if it's good enough for Frank Herbert, it's good enough for you.


I thought it was good when I first saw it, but then I read the book and saw the other movie. I thought they were much better.

"Nyack nyack, myack nack nack!"

No, Darth's really bad line is from A New Hope.

It goes something like "I feel a prescence. Something I have not felt since..." *Walks away.*

A totally lame moment in an awesome trilogy.
If you're going to pick on a Darth line from New Hope, because I don't really see whats so wrong about that one, then I would imagine it would be, "I was but a learner." A 'learner'? C'mon, even James Earl Jones couldn't make that sound cool.


But the worst line, and as usual you all are aiming too high (I suspect in some cases in an attempt to rile others and make yourself look sophisticated by trashing something...). I submit what is refered to as 'the line' from Shark Attack III:Megalodon:
Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.
On tv it's changed to "...watch I Love Lucy." Which makes almost as much sense.

If you're going to pick on a Darth line from New Hope, because I don't really see whats so wrong about that one, then I would imagine it would be, "I was but a learner." A 'learner'? C'mon, even James Earl Jones couldn't make that sound cool.


But the worst line, and as usual you all are aiming too high (I suspect in some cases in an attempt to rile others and make yourself look sophisticated by trashing something...). I submit what is refered to as 'the line' from Shark Attack III:Megalodon:

On tv it's changed to "...watch I Love Lucy." Which makes almost as much sense.

Oh my god, if it wouldn't get me banned, I'd sig it.

If you're going to pick on a Darth line from New Hope, because I don't really see whats so wrong about that one, then I would imagine it would be, "I was but a learner." A 'learner'? C'mon, even James Earl Jones couldn't make that sound cool.

Hmm. Sounds better than "padawan", at least.

Hmm. Sounds better than "padawan", at least.


Agreed.

Hmm. Sounds better than "padawan", at least.
I don't have so much a problem with a made up word in a made up religion, but when you have someone who speaks with menace and eloquence then say 'learner' it just sticks out way more than a made up word for a made up religion.

And it's not any worse, as made up shit goes, than "But I was gonna go to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters." That whiny jackass saved the galaxy? Like father like son I guess.

I don't have so much a problem with a made up word in a made up religion, but when you have someone who speaks with menace and eloquence then say 'learner' it just sticks out way more than a made up word for a made up religion.

And it's not any worse, as made up shit goes, than "But I was gonna go to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters." That whiny jackass saved the galaxy? Like father like son I guess.
Honestly, I just don't like "padawan" because I associate it with Lil Ani.
And, Luke was a lot cooler after the first hour of the movie.

PS: Power converters aren't really made up... Those bricks attached to some power cords convert AC power to DC...

Honestly, I just don't like "padawan" because I associate it with Lil Ani.
And, Luke was a lot cooler after the first hour of the movie.

PS: Power converters aren't really made up... Those bricks attached to some power cords convert AC power to DC...

*begins to sing*

"You've been....THUNDERSTRUCK!"

Hey, you said AC and DC. I couldn't resist :D

What?! The original movie was fucking awesome! Including Sting.

Hell, if it's good enough for Frank Herbert, it's good enough for you.

How dare you - that film was a crime against God and man. Try reading the book - that way you actually do get more than, say, 30% of the plot, and none of that crap about mind-reading weapons of whatever it was. And you don't have to put up with the lame effects either :p

Wasn't the 'learner' line "Once I was but the student..."?

Wasn't the 'learner' line "Once I was but the student..."?
I haven't seen the new editions, so they might have fixed it, but it was definetly 'learner.'

Wasn't the 'learner' line "Once I was but the student..."?


nope.

It was learner.

Darth Vader: "It has come full circle. When last we met, I was but a learner, now I am the master."

Obi-Wan: "Only a master of evil, Darth."

From Andy Warhol's Flesh of Frankenstein 3d

""To know life, you have to f**k death in the gall-bladder."

"I know kung-fu."

I thought it was good when I first saw it, but then I read the book and saw the other movie. I thought they were much better.Well, it didn't help the movie had to be cut down to about half it's intended size. The screenplay was for about 4-5 hours, then the movie would first be 3 hours, then got cut to 135 minutes. In short, butchered..

Bond. James Bond.

"I know kung-fu."


Oooohh....how I haaaate that line/movie/actor/whatever.

Good one.

How about anything like "Let's try modulating the shield polarity"

"Welcome to the desert of the real."

I wanted to literally punch Larry Fishburn in the manteat over that one.

- *compensate* (any star trek captain in response to whatever the emrgency is)

"Swing heil! Swing heil!"

Swing Kids

The only movie I've ever seen with an ending SO bad that I started giggling uncontrollably, which caused the entire row I was sitting in to start giggling — and the next thing you new, the entire theater was convulsed in laughter!

Dude, where's my car?

:mad:

...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

the end of signs

"just swing away."

*shudder*

"Fuck you Hans Blicks, you know how Fucking busy i am"

or

"I'm not from Hollywood, i don't want to fuck your mouth and my time is very valuable"

genius :)

edit; didn't notice the worse lines bit, just got carried away these are obviously the best lines! :D

"Hans your breaking my balls...."

"Hans your breaking my balls...."

now if someone could only post garys' speech about dicks, arses and pussies.....!

I also think the entire script of the 3 star wars prequels should be on here. but i dont have enough time to type it all.....

now if someone could only post garys' speech about dicks, arses and pussies.....!
Someone got a ban for sigging that...

Darth Vader- Nooooooooooooo!


That one line destroyed Vaders whole badass character. Me and my friends burst out laughing at the cinmea when we heard that

That one line destroyed Vaders whole badass character. Me and my friends burst out laughing at the cinmea when we heard that


yeah, the whole theater bursted out laughing when i saw it.

I'm surprised no one's done this yet

"Oh Anakin you're breaking my heart"

How about we just give the "worst movie dialogue" award to the collected works of George Lucas? I mean, I liked the Star Wars movies for their action, their FX, their story... but collectively-- and yes, especially in the prequel trilogy-- that man has cranked out the most cliche, most un-human, most unnatural dialogue of any movie writer I can think of. Like seriously, how traumatising did it have to be, as an actor, to deliver some of those lines and to know "oh fuck, people are gonna be laughing at this steaming crap forever!" How did they keep themselves from rebelling and improv'ing their lines in the hope of making them sound... you know... like real people instead of soulless, two-dimensional cut-outs?

Super troopers

"you crapped on my heart"

Judge Dredd: I knew you'd say that.

"Luck is like gravity, you can't negotiate with gravity"

Colin Farrel delivers a crappy line from the crappy Miami Vice (seriously Mr. Mann, where did it all go wrong?!)

"Why's the rum gone!?"

Nah, just kidding. "Suck my d*ck", G.I. Jane.

Yoda's classic shite from one of the prequels:

"Around the survivors a perimeter create" :headbang:

LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sticking to English-speaking films...

Worst: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." or "Today, we celebrate our independence day."

Best: "That's just what this country needs: A cock in a frock on a rock."

"Mah Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates... y' never know what y' gonna get" (from Forrest Gump) is a brilliant line.

How dare you - that film was a crime against God and man. Try reading the book - that way you actually do get more than, say, 30% of the plot, and none of that crap about mind-reading weapons of whatever it was. And you don't have to put up with the lame effects either :p
I've read all six of the original books.
So bite me.

Well, it didn't help the movie had to be cut down to about half it's intended size. The screenplay was for about 4-5 hours, then the movie would first be 3 hours, then got cut to 135 minutes. In short, butchered..
The original screenplay was for all three movies, though. So, really, we didn't lose anything.

Yoda's classic shite from one of the prequels:

"Around the survivors a perimeter create" :headbang:

LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


all of yodas lines in the prequels sucked.

"You're a disgrace to your race."
- Ditzy flight attendant to Eric Estrada after he hits on her in that one "Airport" movie where Charlton Heston rappels from a helicopter into a gaping hole in the side of a 747.

"Houses dont have memories"

Orig. Amityville Horror

all of yodas lines in the prequels sucked.

True, but that one particularly sticks out for me.:)

True, but that one particularly sticks out for me.:)

one that stuck out for me was

"fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate.......leads to suffering"

*vomits*

Well, in my opinion, all Star Wars movies dialogue is better than...Spaceballs.

I hate that movie sooo much.

Well, in my opinion, all Star Wars movies dialogue is better than...Spaceballs.

I hate that movie sooo much.


:eek:

blasphemy!

Eccept the dancing lizard.

Well, in my opinion, all Star Wars movies dialogue is better than...Spaceballs.

I hate that movie sooo much.

Well it was a spoof, the dialogue's no comparison for the works of Shakespeare. :rolleyes:

BLOODY FUNNY THOUGH! :p

Well it was a spoof, the dialogue's no comparison for the works of Shakespeare. :rolleyes:

BLOODY FUNNY THOUGH! :p

Shakespeare is funny.

Not including MacBeth. Love Shakespeare dear, I'm sure, but that play has no point, and everyone dies. I guess in shakespeare, tragedy= everyone dies and comedy= everyone gets married.

I wonder, is this some sort of comment on marriage? *gasp!*

But I see your point.

Well it was a spoof, the dialogue's no comparison for the works of Shakespeare. :rolleyes:

BLOODY FUNNY THOUGH! :p


not just any spoof....a mel brooks spoof.

Really?

Eccept the dancing lizard.
It wasn't a lizard. It was a Xenomorph. Watch the Alien series, right now.


And that reminds me of one of the BEST LINES EVER!!! Spoken by Bill Paxton as Hudson (from Aliens):

Hudson: 14 days?! We're not gonna last 14 hours! They're gonna come in here like they did before and they're gonna come and they're gonna kill us!
Ripley: *shouting 'HUDSON!'* This little girl survived longer than that with no supplies, and no military training.
Newt: *salutes*
Hudson: *laughs hopelessly* Why don't you put her in charge!!!

Ah, I love that movie. That line isn't as good if you haven't seen it...

yes really.

It wasn't a lizard. It was a Xenomorph. Watch the Alien series, right now.


And that reminds me of one of the BEST LINES EVER!!! Spoken by Bill Paxton as Hudson (from Aliens):

Hudson: 14 days?! We're not gonna last 14 hours! They're gonna come in here like they did before and they're gonna come and they're gonna kill us!
Ripley: *shouting 'HUDSON!'* This little girl survived longer than that with no supplies, and no military training.
Newt: *salutes*
Hudson: *laughs hopelessly* Why don't you put her in charge!!!

Ah, I love that movie. That line isn't as good if you haven't seen it...


my favorite

GAME OVER! GAME OVER MAN!

I spent the whole film hoping he was going to die, and he didn't. I was very dissappointed.

I spent that whole film hoping it would end. I was very disappointed, for 2 1/2 hours. Not that it's a bad film; but has Peter Jackson heard of pacing?

my favorite

GAME OVER! GAME OVER MAN!
That was one of the best parts of WinRoids: when you lost, you got to hear that sound clip...

Another good Hudson line was: We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks! *after a long monologue about the advanced weaponry the USCM's had...*

That was one of the best parts of WinRoids: when you lost, you got to hear that sound clip...

Another good Hudson line was: We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks! *after a long monologue about the advanced weaponry the USCM's had...*


ah hudson, one of the greatest characters in motion picture history. why that film didnt sweep the oscars ill never know.

ah hudson, one of the greatest characters in motion picture history. why that film didnt sweep the oscars ill never know.
So disappointing.

He was also good in Predator 2 and The Terminator (which is the only good movie in the series...).

Ah, yes, Bill Paxton: The only man to have been killed by a Predator, a Terminator, and an Alien.

So disappointing.

He was also good in Predator 2 and The Terminator (which is the only good movie in the series...).

Ah, yes, Bill Paxton: The only man to have been killed by a Predator, a Terminator, and an Alien.


dont forget coconut pete!

"Nyack nyack, myack nack nack!"
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Lol! They're friggin' everywhere! :D