NationStates Jolt Archive


Your First Post

Lexington SC
07-08-2006, 21:52
Do you remember what your first post ever on the forums was? Mine was with Zychibastan in Nov '05. MY first thread i ever looked at was something about smashing each other's heads into curbs....(anyone remember that thread?) my first post was on a thread about th french riots someone said that the french could always surrender then someone said... Real fucking original, jackass then I said thats not very nice!
Ieuano
07-08-2006, 21:53
that far ago is a distant haze sorry :(
Pepe Dominguez
07-08-2006, 21:54
Feeling nostalgic today, Lexington? :p
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 21:54
I honestly don't remember.
Pepe Dominguez
07-08-2006, 21:54
that far ago is a distant haze sorry :(

April? :p
Ieuano
07-08-2006, 21:55
April? :p

thats 5 months ago! give a guy a break... :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-08-2006, 21:56
Do you remember what your first post ever on the forums was?

Yep: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9943858&postcount=153

That thread made me so mad I actually came out of the woodworks after two months of lurking.

Two post later, it was locked. :rolleyes: :p
Wanderjar
07-08-2006, 21:57
Do you remember what your first post ever on the forums was? Mine was with Zychibastan in Nov '05. MY first thread i ever looked at was something about smashing each other's heads into curbs....(anyone remember that thread?) my first post was on a thread about th french riots someone said that the french could always surrender then someone said... then I said

I still have my first post saved actually. I'll try to find it *rummages around*
Safalra
07-08-2006, 21:57
My first post was in II (or maybe NS) back in November 2003 using my original nation The Safalran Lands. I'm not sure what I said.
Lexington SC
07-08-2006, 21:57
Feeling nostalgic today, Lexington? :p
*tears well up in eyes
ah yes the good old days, when there were still many many good threads [this is nto a "good" thread]and alot less people though.
Lexington SC
07-08-2006, 21:58
Two post later, it was locked. :rolleyes: :p
ah the start of a career:D :p
Hydesland
07-08-2006, 21:59
All i can remember is that mine was something to do with abortions.
UpwardThrust
07-08-2006, 22:01
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6573159&postcount=14

I THINK that was it ... I was/am a geek
Call to power
07-08-2006, 22:02
more than likely some incoherent dribble on I.I

I wish I had somehow saved it:(
Wanderjar
07-08-2006, 22:03
Ah, here it is! It was an RP, after a country tried to commit genocide against Muslims, a bunch of nations, me included, tried to stop him.


I said, "*****MESSAGE TO PYTHGRIA*****


I, the Emperor of the Dominion of Wanderjar, declares that in the event of a seemingly necessary attack on Chitzeland, we will assist in the endevor however we can. Until then, our embargos shall stand."


That was my first ever post.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-08-2006, 22:04
I wish I had somehow saved it:(
Heh, I only know where to find mine because the OP of that thread has stuck in my mind quite well and he has only made a few threads in his time here.
Call to power
07-08-2006, 22:05
SNIP

I think I remember that was they guy talking about a crusade against Muslims?

ah if only I knew that was just the breeze at the beginning of the storm
Katganistan
07-08-2006, 22:05
I have no idea, but I am sure it was in General.
Kellarly
07-08-2006, 22:07
Paradise Club i think...

Not sure what it was about...but everywhere else in NS seemed a little intimidating! :D
Pepe Dominguez
07-08-2006, 22:10
All I remember is that the first hundred or so posts of mine probably all had to do with Election '04.. mostly me (correctly) predicting the result, and shooting down Democrat pipe-dream scenarios that failed horribly. :)

Interestingly, the first thread I ever started (about the election) went to about 16 pages, while the most interest any thread of mine has had since then is about 3 pages. I pretty much never post new threads nowadays. :p
Wanderjar
07-08-2006, 22:10
I think I remember that was they guy talking about a crusade against Muslims?

ah if only I knew that was just the breeze at the beginning of the storm


I have the link right here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477031


and yes, you're right :)

Ironic thing is, after I overthrew his government with my military, he left. Hasn't been online since. I eventually inherited his country, and the war for its independence is still going on.

New Chitzeland is my puppet state now.
Smunkeeville
07-08-2006, 22:13
I can't find my original post, I remember it being on a thred about abortion....

I found one the same day though, in my first thred that I actually posted more than once on.

here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9504318&postcount=36)

and actually my anniversary of NSG is soon, weird.
Potarius
07-08-2006, 22:15
My first post was in late January 2005. It had to do with marriage not being necessary in the modern world.

VoteEarly almost had a heart attack, and proceeded to flame me. Shaed came to my defense (the first poster on General to come to my side) and complimented me for my opinion.

Yeah, I'd say I have a good memory.
New Stalinberg
07-08-2006, 22:21
Yeah... I totally flamed a guy because he said something I didn't like but it wasn't actually him, it was someone else.

I still feel bad about it. :(
Terrorist Cakes
07-08-2006, 22:24
About eleven months ago, I entered NS General for the first time, only to get myself involved in a rather nasty thread about war. I said something along the lines of, "The US shouldn't be in Iraq; how about we give the UN a chance to do something?" I was largely ignored, beyond The Nazz's "TC, you're funny."
Potarius
07-08-2006, 22:26
About eleven months ago, I entered NS General for the first time, only to get myself involved in a rather nasty thread about war. I said something along the lines of, "The US shouldn't be in Iraq; how about we give the UN a chance to do something?" I was largely ignored, beyond The Nazz's "TC, you're funny."

I learned long ago that entering debate threads is totally useless.
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 22:29
I learned long ago that entering debate threads is totally useless.
Entering debate threads isn't useless. Entering threads where people are throwing Bible verses at each other and quibbling over the meaning of the word 'and' in verse three; that's pointless.
Fleckenstein
07-08-2006, 22:30
I dont remember the very first post, but I do remember coming off the lurking bench with the NS General Christmas Party.

Does anyone remember that? Good times, Goooood times.
Drunk commies deleted
07-08-2006, 22:30
I think it was this one.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=376111
Potarius
07-08-2006, 22:31
Entering debate threads isn't useless. Entering threads where people are throwing Bible verses at each other and quibbling over the meaning of the word 'and' in verse three; that's pointless.

Heh, I guess you're right. :p
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 22:33
I think it was this one.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=376111
As Joey P?
Drunk commies deleted
07-08-2006, 22:35
As Joey P?
Yep. I almost kinda miss the old People's Republic of Joey P. Almost.
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 22:36
Yep. I almost kinda miss the old People's Republic of Joey P. Almost.
Nah, Drunk commies is a much more catchy name.
Fleckenstein
07-08-2006, 22:36
how did you find your first post? i cant. :(

sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays!
Call to power
07-08-2006, 22:37
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=376111

:D I just voted on a thread from 2004 and I must say it had a vintage feel to it (even tried to think of how I would of voted in 2004)
Wanderjar
07-08-2006, 22:39
:D I just voted on a thread from 2004 and I must say it had a vintage feel to it (even tried to think of how I would of voted in 2004)

In case you missed my post on the other page, here is the thread about the Chitzeland war.

The rest of my commentary is back on page three of Your First Post
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477031
Drunk commies deleted
07-08-2006, 22:40
how did you find your first post? i cant. :(

sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays!
I just used the search function and chose the earliest post it listed by my first nation.
Smunkeeville
07-08-2006, 22:42
I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! GO ME! GO ME!

oh, I was wrong, it wasn't in a thred about abortion, it was in a thred about sex. ;)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9444259&postcount=10
Call to power
07-08-2006, 22:42
The rest of my commentary is back on page three of Your First Post
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=477031

:eek: you found me? I've been sifting through that thread for about 20 minuets

I miss being a noob I was so much more popular ignorant
Swilatia
07-08-2006, 22:43
all i remember is that it was in a thread about public toilets.
Terrorist Cakes
07-08-2006, 22:46
I learned long ago that entering debate threads is totally useless.

Yeah. I usually try to avoid them now, seeing as they always cause me some sort of emotional anguish, but sometimes my willpower falls short.
Wanderjar
07-08-2006, 22:48
:eek: you found me? I've been sifting through that thread for about 20 minuets

I miss being a noob I was so much more popular ignorant

That was a fun thread, and gave way to another fun thread. The Kraven Wars were a "good" time....and now, most of its just garbage peacekeeping missions and wars for oil....
German Nightmare
07-08-2006, 22:50
Okay, so how do I find my first post using the search options?

I seem to miss my first post by at least a year or so... And the results shown are only the last 100 (even when I use between one year ago and older, it still isn't the oldest post...).

Any way I can find "myself" around NSG that way?!?
Terrorist Cakes
07-08-2006, 22:59
I found it!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9642269#post9642269
Call to power
07-08-2006, 23:13
SNIP

War is murder! Dissolve the military and embrace peace!

:p
Call to power
07-08-2006, 23:15
That was a fun thread, and gave way to another fun thread. The Kraven Wars were a "good" time....and now, most of its just garbage peacekeeping missions and wars for oil....

I.I was good once?
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 23:22
I think this is it:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10435214&postcount=18

Seeing as I'd been lurking in the forums under various nation names for a long time, looking back I'm surprised to see that it was this I finally decided to reply to.
Terrorist Cakes
07-08-2006, 23:24
:p

I'm very proud of that being my first post. In fact, it's probably the only politically charged post of mine that doesn't make me cringe. Man, things got nasty in some of those Pedophilia threads...
IL Ruffino
07-08-2006, 23:33
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9856184&postcount=2

I'm pretty sure that's it.
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 23:34
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9856184&postcount=2

I'm pretty sure that's it.
How appropriate that it's in spam. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2006, 23:37
My first thread was in the UN Forum. I was going to introduce a piece of legislature.

Here it is: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274878

I still think it could have changed the world. :(
Tactical Grace
07-08-2006, 23:41
Mine was right here in General, in an Evolution debate.

Right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=4943068&postcount=6)

Damn right I archived it. Only sane and intelligent Evolution vs Creationism debate there has ever been, and it remains without parallel.

Our Earth, Montmirail, The Global Market. I miss those guys. :(
BackwoodsSquatches
07-08-2006, 23:41
My first thread was in the UN Forum. I was going to introduce a piece of legislature.

Here it is: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=274878

I still think it could have changed the world. :(


Taco flavored keeeses?
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 23:43
Damn right I archived it. Only sane and intelligent Evolution vs Creationism debate there has ever been, and it remains without parallel.
Come again? :p
i beleive that the devil is the true god. he shat us into being, whilst god was clipping his nose hairs.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2006, 23:44
Taco flavored keeeses?

:fluffle:
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2006, 23:46
Mine was right here in General, in an Evolution debate.

Right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=4943068&postcount=6)

Damn right I archived it. Only sane and intelligent Evolution vs Creationism debate there has ever been, and it remains without parallel.

Our Earth, Montmirail, The Global Market. I miss those guys. :(

Well, not everyone can debut with tacos. :)
IL Ruffino
07-08-2006, 23:49
How appropriate that it's in spam. :p
:eek:

It started out in General!

Mwahahahaha!
Smunkeeville
08-08-2006, 00:41
:eek:

It started out in General!

Mwahahahaha!
haha. I just caught that........thanks.
Pure Metal
08-08-2006, 01:21
Do you remember what your first post ever on the forums was? Mine was with Zychibastan in Nov '05. MY first thread i ever looked at was something about smashing each other's heads into curbs....(anyone remember that thread?) my first post was on a thread about th french riots someone said that the french could always surrender then someone said... then I said
i used to remember but now not so sure... it was coming on 15,000 posts ago, i think i'm allowed to forget :P

was some kind of debate IIRC, and i jumped in with my first post being all presumptuous and big-headed, then got cut down to size, and apologised for being a noob... and then people were nice and made me feel welcome here.... and here i am today! woo! :D
Xenophobialand
08-08-2006, 01:53
As I recall, my first post was to call the lady Neo-Nazi that used to frequent the boards (I for the life of me can't remember her name. . .lived in Florida) a complete moron for being a Neo-Nazi.

I got a bit of crap for it, but I for the life of me can't say that I'm all that sorry. If you're saying that you're an honest-to-God Nazi, you deserve what you get.
Sel Appa
08-08-2006, 02:16
After the NS issue about Stem Cells I made protestors protests in "Nemnenait Square", which alter became the capital name and is Tianenmen backwards. OR do you mean on general?
Liberated New Ireland
08-08-2006, 03:01
Ah, here it is! It was an RP, after a country tried to commit genocide against Muslims, a bunch of nations, me included, tried to stop him.


I said, "*****MESSAGE TO PYTHGRIA*****


I, the Emperor of the Dominion of Wanderjar, declares that in the event of a seemingly necessary attack on Chitzeland, we will assist in the endevor however we can. Until then, our embargos shall stand."


That was my first ever post.
Lawl, you didn't even spell his name right...

My first ever post was...... in a sign-up for "The Fall of America RP".
Back during Spring Break.
Wanderjar
08-08-2006, 03:03
Lawl, you didn't even spell his name right...

My first ever post was...... in a sign-up for "The Fall of America RP".
Back during Spring Break.


I was in Russia during my Spring Break. I'd signed up for that I think, but never was able to participate because I was out of the country ;)
Demot
08-08-2006, 03:06
On this account, it was signing up for WC30 and the BoF, but on my main, it was on some others noobs post about taking over the world, and calling him an idiot.
Lexington SC
08-08-2006, 03:12
My first post was in late January 2005. It had to do with marriage not being necessary in the modern world.

VoteEarly almost had a heart attack, and proceeded to flame me. Shaed came to my defense (the first poster on General to come to my side) and complimented me for my opinion.

Yeah, I'd say I have a good memory.
lucky no one ever comes to my aid:( they hate me here
Grape-eaters
08-08-2006, 03:13
Yeah, I vaguely remember my first post...It was, I think in a thread about pedophelia. Someone had expressed the views that all pedophiles should be killed, to which someone responded with "Pedophiles are people, should we kill all people, too?" Well....it was something along those lines, anyway. I resonded to "Should we kill all people, too" with... "Yes."
Cannot think of a name
08-08-2006, 03:16
It was in a a 'welcome newbies' thread. Apparently I joined around the same time as whole lot of people. I got the impression that there where a lot of new people all of a sudden and I was one of them. I got here by linking through an article, so it may have been through a publicity thing.

Anyway, people there where nice. They told me that I had better hurry up and think of a name because if I didn't I'd get attached to this nation.

...




Still working on that.
Wallonochia
08-08-2006, 05:15
My first post was in one of the innumerable secession threads. Ah, the joys of being a liberal pro-secessionist.
Lunatic Goofballs
08-08-2006, 05:18
As I recall, my first post was to call the lady Neo-Nazi that used to frequent the boards (I for the life of me can't remember her name. . .lived in Florida) a complete moron for being a Neo-Nazi.

I got a bit of crap for it, but I for the life of me can't say that I'm all that sorry. If you're saying that you're an honest-to-God Nazi, you deserve what you get.

Parratoga; The World's Sexiest Nazi. How I miss her. :(
Posi
08-08-2006, 05:32
I found it!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9642269#post9642269
You were planning a Political Party? Sign me up. I was working on a plan to ambush a riding to get a person into office. Kind like how people ambush regions in NS.

Pst, don't tell anyone about the district ambushing. It is probably illegal.
Soheran
08-08-2006, 06:29
It was on some thread about the merits of capitalism. I don't like it any more - it spoke in favor of a train of thought regarding capitalism that I've since come to reject, chiefly because it failed to synthesize well with my other trains of thought regarding capitalism.

Unfortunately, I think that of late I've rejected it too thoroughly; there were insight on the subject in the Soheran of a year ago that I don't consider sufficiently now.
Kinda Sensible people
08-08-2006, 06:35
I have no idea. It was a long time ago. I think it was shitty RP, though.
Curious Inquiry
08-08-2006, 07:44
My first post was a reply to an inquiry about chess, regarding the definition of "fianchetto" :cool:
Lexington SC
09-08-2006, 01:55
Mine was right here in General, in an Evolution debate.

Right here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=4943068&postcount=6)

Damn right I archived it. Only sane and intelligent Evolution vs Creationism debate there has ever been, and it remains without parallel.

Our Earth, Montmirail, The Global Market. I miss those guys. :(
you mean there was a time when you didnt post!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek: :eek: :eek: oh I get it thats BC, Before well nvm i cant think of a c
Lexington SC
09-08-2006, 01:56
i still want 2 know who that was i said wasnt being very nice. and the curb thing. i think dcd was in it
Monkeypimp
09-08-2006, 04:59
My first post is long, long lost on the old forums somewhere. It probably disapeared during the postcount-crushing purges that the old forums had.
Baked squirrels
09-08-2006, 05:01
Do you remember what your first post ever on the forums was? Mine was with Zychibastan in Nov '05. MY first thread i ever looked at was something about smashing each other's heads into curbs....(anyone remember that thread?) my first post was on a thread about th french riots someone said that the french could always surrender then someone said... then I said

no
The South Islands
09-08-2006, 05:26
My my, my first post.


It was in II. I believe it was in a war thread. This was before you needed to write a frigging book to support someone in the war. My first thread, however, I remember greatly.

See, this was back in the day, before "Storefronts" had been invented. Yours truly tried his hand at the military hardware business. My first foray was the venerable Tu-160 bomber, updated for the 2003 war season.

I ended up selling over 3500 of them over about a month. I just saw it the other day. Man, the people I sold to! Most of them gone, the remaining, legends.

Memories...
Gir is Great
09-08-2006, 05:38
Fargozia']you need a white plate with a big red L on it to warn other drivers that you will drive like an idiot, stall the car for the hell of it and do emergency brake maneuvers to scare the living daylights out of drivers behind them.) ;)

So true. Stupid Learner Drivers.

My first post : My worst costume. . . . . . . Let me think. Probably the time I went as a Legoman! I could hardly fit in the car and it was just a cardboard box with my dad's yellow t-shirt over it! :headbang: Now that I look back it seems really wierd. :(
:eek:

... I don't know.
Fascist Dominion
09-08-2006, 06:12
I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! GO ME! GO ME!

oh, I was wrong, it wasn't in a thred about abortion, it was in a thred about sex. ;)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9444259&postcount=10
Figures.:p
Fascist Dominion
09-08-2006, 06:19
I'm too lazy to look, but I the oldest one I remember was in Dakini's thread about her man troubles way back in January.