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Makeup-wearing army terrorize Cleveland

Drunk commies deleted
07-08-2006, 18:58
The Kiss army, a group of Kiss fans known for wearing absurd makeup and listening to lousy music, have been protesting in front of the rock and roll hall of fame museum in Cleveland, OH. Personally I don't think Kiss meets the criterea for induction.

"Criteria include the influence and significance of the artist's contributions to the development and perpetuation of rock and roll," the site says.

I think that even the Backstreet Boys were more influential than Kiss.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/05/kiss.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories
LiberationFrequency
07-08-2006, 18:59
Kiss sucked the only thing they were good at was making money so I think they'd be perfectly suited for the Rock N Roll hall of fame
Pepe Dominguez
07-08-2006, 19:02
I always thought they were a spoof band.. no?
United Chicken Kleptos
07-08-2006, 19:04
I love KISS....
Ultraextreme Sanity
07-08-2006, 19:07
See put them in a bar on Friday night and we can all have free stress relief !
Swilatia
07-08-2006, 19:14
too many crazy things happen in america.
Jello Biafra
07-08-2006, 19:19
See put them in a bar on Friday night and we can all have free stress relief !Lol. No, we don't need to beat them up...unless you're talking about the members of Kiss themselves?
Drunk commies deleted
07-08-2006, 19:20
I always thought they were a spoof band.. no?
Yes, but they didn't intend to be one.
BogMarsh
07-08-2006, 19:20
I love KISS....

Can't even remember a song-text.
Utterly forgettable - that' what they are...
Jello Biafra
07-08-2006, 19:21
Can't even remember a song-text.
Utterly forgettable - that' what they are..."I wanna rock and roll all nite...and party every day."
BogMarsh
07-08-2006, 19:24
"I wanna rock and roll all nite...and party every day."

Hardly something I'd bother to remember.

Nope, KISS is in no danger of taking over memory-cells currently employed memorising Nat King Cole.


PS:
You gotta FIGHT
For your RIGHT
To PARTYYYYY!

( I can recall summat about the Beastie Boys. )
Nodinia
07-08-2006, 19:25
I saw a pic them and thought "what the fuck...?". It being the 80's I thought they might sound like a black metal band (black gear, make up)...And then another youthful delusion hit the dirt...
WangWee
07-08-2006, 19:26
"I wanna rock and roll all nite...and party every day."

Never heard that one.
But after reading the lyrics I must say it sounds very original and moving. And it makes a sharp and scathing political point.
Antikythera
07-08-2006, 19:27
run awwwwaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*flees*
Jello Biafra
07-08-2006, 19:28
Hardly something I'd bother to remember.

Nope, KISS is in no danger of taking over memory-cells currently employed memorising Nat King Cole.


PS:
You gotta FIGHT
For your RIGHT
To PARTYYYYY!

( I can recall summat about the Beastie Boys. )

Never heard that one.
But after reading the lyrics I must say it sounds very original and moving. And it's got a sharp political point to make.Lol. There's also "Lick It Up", but I don't know any of the lyrics other than "Lick It Up".
Ultraextreme Sanity
07-08-2006, 19:28
Lol. No, we don't need to beat them up...unless you're talking about the members of Kiss themselves?


way tooooo old...be like beating Grandpa...except good ol gene simmons ..he may put up a fight .

but the KISS army....waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy toooo much fun would be had by one and all....all them high heels and makeup wearing ???????????? being pummeled into puppy piles of funny type piegasms ....:D :D


Mel brooks should film it .
BogMarsh
07-08-2006, 19:34
way tooooo old...be like beating Grandpa...except good ol gene simmons ..he may put up a fight .

but the KISS army....waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy toooo much fun would be had by one and all....all them high heels and makeup wearing ???????????? being pummeled into puppy piles of funny type piegasms ....:D :D


Mel brooks should film it .


We're MEN!
We're menly MEN.
We're MEN in mas-caraaaaa!

We MAY look like sissies -
But don't get us wrong!
Or else we put out your lights!

We're MEN! Menly MEN! In Mascara!!!!!

(Brought to your by Rabbi Tuckmann.)

PSL Leave us alone, Mell Brooks!
Ultraextreme Sanity
07-08-2006, 19:36
watch out or gene Simmons will give ya a good toungue lashing ...:eek:
United Chicken Kleptos
07-08-2006, 19:44
watch out or gene Simmons will give ya a good toungue lashing ...:eek:

It might not be so bad if you're a chick. :D
LiberationFrequency
07-08-2006, 19:48
There was a show called Rock School where Simmons made a two groups of kids into bands. At the end he took them back to his mansion in LA and showed them this weird room that was a shrine to himself and it had every peice of KISS shit ever created, it was freaking scary. Scarier than the fact that KISS has made more money than any other band in history yet noone has heard them.

yeah, don't you need to be famous to get in the Rock n roll hall of fame?
Jello Biafra
07-08-2006, 19:55
yeah, don't you need to be famous to get in the Rock n roll hall of fame?No, you just have to have the criteria that DCD provided in the first post.
Katganistan
07-08-2006, 20:08
Back in the late 70s when I was a kid, KISS was the shit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KISS_(band)
(boy, do I know I am leaving THAT one open....)