NationStates Jolt Archive


Stuff you need to know to improve your life and make friends

Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 11:50
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen
in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who
discovered this??)

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
the USA."

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.

It is impossible to lick your elbow. (this is not true because both my daughter AND I can - Carisbrooke)

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Monkeypimp
07-08-2006, 11:53
And bring on snopes..
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 11:54
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
Super-power
07-08-2006, 11:55
Another fact: Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 11:55
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
They're all made using frogs.

(Think about it)
ConscribedComradeship
07-08-2006, 11:55
*wonders how long it will take for this to descend into spam*
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 11:56
They're all made using frogs.

(Think about it)

I am thinking about it....and now I have a furrowed brow and a migraine and will get horrible nightmares
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 11:56
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?


A. All of them were invented by women.
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 11:57
I am thinking about it....and now I have a furrowed brow and a migraine and will get horrible nightmares
Sorry, I made that up. I like to tease people who ask me riddles. :p
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 11:59
Sorry, I made that up. I like to tease people who ask me riddles. :p

I knew that.....:cool:

*Bangs self on head
Kreitzmoorland
07-08-2006, 11:59
another fact: this is spam, and you should show a source.
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 12:01
another fact: this is spam, and you should show a source.


UMMM Will custard do? or if I call it creme anglaise
CthulhuFhtagn
07-08-2006, 12:05
A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who
discovered this??)

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
These are all false.
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 12:07
These are all false.

Oh.....ok

ummm are the others all true? clearly I know that the licking the elbow one is false being as I can do it.....
CthulhuFhtagn
07-08-2006, 12:11
Oh.....ok

ummm are the others all true? clearly I know that the licking the elbow one is false being as I can do it.....
I don't know most of the others. There's only a few that I know to be true.
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 12:14
Well.....tell me more things I need to know to impress people and make them think I am fun and interesting.....possibly
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2006, 12:15
"Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them."

The space suits, or the astronauts? :D
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 12:17
"Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them."
:eek:

I think it would damage you if you passed wind somewhere it couldn't escape.

Can you imagine...all the way to space accompanied by the smell of lunch...
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 12:19
:eek:

I think it would damage you if you passed wind somewhere it couldn't escape.

Can you imagine...all the way to space accompanied by the smell of lunch...


Your farts smell of lunch?


What in gods name do you eat?
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 12:22
Your farts smell of lunch?


What in gods name do you eat?
I am not going to get into a discussion about what farts smell like. :p
Carisbrooke
07-08-2006, 12:23
I am not going to get into a discussion about what farts smell like. :p

Why not? What else is there to talk about on those long nights in space?
Philosopy
07-08-2006, 12:24
Why not? What else is there to talk about on those long nights in space?
You could have races to Alpha Centuri and back.
Daistallia 2104
07-08-2006, 12:26
And bring on snopes..

hehehehe

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.

Try impinge, twinge, singe, sporange, and hinge, curple and hurple, and chilver respectively.

Note 1: Most of those are either not perfect rhymes or not in common use, but they do rhyme and are in the dictionary.

Note 2: There are lots of other words that lack perfect and even loose rhymes in the English dictionary.

Note 3: This particular formulation opens up all foreign dictionaries by not specifying English.

(See this (http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=95;t=000845;p=1) for more.)
Baratstan
07-08-2006, 12:33
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Not if you have an eye infection.:p
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,
purple and silver.
"Hurple", to run with limp, "Chilver", a female lamb,.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
I'm pretty sure this is just an urban myth.
Daistallia 2104
07-08-2006, 12:39
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which
stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.


Nope. That's a nice little UL (Urban Legend - an initialism you'll see alot of in this thread unfortunately). It dates all the way back to 1976.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-rul1.htm

And as far as the elbow goes, yes that's false, as a) it doesn't specify the outside of the joint and b) while rare, some people can lick the outer side of their own elbow.
Pure Metal
07-08-2006, 12:50
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
:eek: i have to do that! :p

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
what's worse than farting in a spacesuit?
a fire in a spacesuit
(ok its hardly a good one but reminded me of it nonetheless)

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
YAY!! :D i've been calling them that for years :P

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a
piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
if only it didn't taste so goddamn awful :(

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.
lol :p

Men can read smaller print then women can; women can hear better.
women are quicker at recognising and counting three objects than men, but men are quicker at counting groups of two objects
Monkeypimp
07-08-2006, 12:53
And as far as the elbow goes, yes that's false, as a) it doesn't specify the outside of the joint and b) while rare, some people can lick the outer side of their own elbow.


Midgits often can.
ConscribedComradeship
07-08-2006, 12:59
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
Dictionary.com seems to dispute that…
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/butterfly

[Middle English butterflye, from Old English butorflēoge : butor, butere, butter; see butter + flēoge, fly; see fly².]
BackwoodsSquatches
07-08-2006, 13:01
These are all false.


Not all of em.

The Bruce Lee thing is entirely true.

In his first film "The Chinese Connection", (Known in America as "Fists of Fury", or "The Big Boss"), Several of the fight scenes had to be slowed down, becuase Bruce simply moved too fast to make the shots look good.

In fact the only two films Lee did where this was not the case, were "Enter the Dragon" (wherein he simply moved a bit slower), and "Game of Death" (same a s before)
Demented Hamsters
07-08-2006, 13:10
"Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them."

The space suits, or the astronauts? :D
I can just imagine an astronaut who's tether line has been cut and is floating off into space.
Houston is frantically calling him and yelling, "One little fart! For God's sake, just one little fart and you'll head back towards the Shuttle!"
Demented Hamsters
07-08-2006, 13:12
Midgits often can.
I don't even want to know what depraved things you get up to, in order to know that tidbit.
Demented Hamsters
07-08-2006, 13:18
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.
No idea if that's true, nor this story:
John Lennon, apparently, used to dress up to make himself look exactly like John Lennon (A John Lennon T-Shirt, those little blue glasses etc) before heading out to a pub. Then when people would come up to him and say, "Hey! Aren't you..." he'd cut them off and say, "John Lennon? Naw. everyone says I look like him though".
And that way, he'd get left alone the rest of the night.

It's decidedly in the 'so cool wish it was true' category.
Pepe Dominguez
07-08-2006, 13:18
:eek:

I think it would damage you if you passed wind somewhere it couldn't escape.

Can you imagine...all the way to space accompanied by the smell of lunch...

Happened to a guy I know, only involving a HazMat suit, rather than a spacesuit. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
07-08-2006, 13:23
Happened to a guy I know, only involving a HazMat suit, rather than a spacesuit. :p

Now that is Ironic! :D
Monkeypimp
07-08-2006, 13:23
Jeremy Newsboy (a new zealand 'celebrity' meaning he's barely F grade) once sent a photo of himself to a womans magazine with a letter saying 'don't you think I look like newsboy?' and won $200 in their look-a-like competition.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-08-2006, 13:31
Jeremy Newsboy (a new zealand 'celebrity' meaning he's barely F grade) once sent a photo of himself to a womans magazine with a letter saying 'don't you think I look like newsboy?' and won $200 in their look-a-like competition.
Well, he may be F grade, but he does have a sense of humour. :p
Insert Quip Here
07-08-2006, 14:14
Oh.....ok

ummm are the others all true? clearly I know that the licking the elbow one is false being as I can do it.....
I been trying to lick my elbow (yuck:P) for a bit now. Can you post a pic so I can see your positioning for this? I can't figure it out :confused:
Daistallia 2104
07-08-2006, 16:12
I been trying to lick my elbow (yuck:P) for a bit now. Can you post a pic so I can see your positioning for this? I can't figure it out :confused:

Tis very, very easy. Raise your arm accross your face a la Dracula hiding his face w/ the cape and lick away.