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Time for a particularly morbid question today. I'm not some weirdo but I'm just currently writing a screenplay for a horror movie and I'm running out of novel ways for the characters to get killed off. Anyway, what would be your worst death imaginable? Would it be bloody, painful, lonely, quick or pointless, but how would you specifically not like to die? And any sarcasm is accepted.

Sodomized to death by rabid clowns.

Sodomized to death by rabid clowns.
You win the thread. I know its only one post, but I dont care.

Any death where they can see their salvation but can't reach it, or it can't reach them.

You win the thread. I know its only one post, but I dont care.


It was the most horrible thing I can think of.

Time for a particularly morbid question today. I'm not some weirdo but I'm just currently writing a screenplay for a horror movie and I'm running out of novel ways for the characters to get killed off. Anyway, what would be your worst death imaginable? Would it be bloody, painful, lonely, quick or pointless, but how would you specifically not like to die? And any sarcasm is accepted.

Being whipped by the Devil, dunked in acid, being submitted to water torture, and slowly being torn in half by 2 slowly moving horse teams...

Being introduced to NS and NSG, only to be abandoned on a desert island with no internet for the rest of your life.

I need my NS:(

All of the above, and all of the that is going to be below, this post.

At the same time. Ouch.

Being ambushed by a pack of vicious beavers. Nothing says ouch like still being alive as they tear you limb from limb to build their beaverhome out of your body parts.

Sodomized to death by rabid clowns.

Yeah, that's just pure evil.

Death by paper cuts.

Strangled by the hairs of your own neckbeard.

I have seen someone run over by a train before, it was pretty gruesome, he lived for at least 2 minutes, realized that he was bisected, and then died (although it probably wasn't 2 whole minutes, but it seemed like a long time, being that it was just him and me and I was only like 17)

I had a dream that I was being cut and dipped in a vat of alcohol, and then pulled out to be questioned, cut again and so on....but that's more like torture than death...

oh, wait, you could have them concious but paralyzed and then slowly killed by people chopping off things, like they can feel the pain but not move or anything.

a) squashed slowly
b) drowning (*shudders*)
c) [insert joke option here]

Devoured by insects
Being forcefed parts of my own body
Being skinned alive
Anal electrocution

Getting head from Ozzie while dressed as a bat.

A drill slowly entering your eye socket!!

1) dieing of old age

2) being killed by an angry mob whilst trying to protect someone especially one of the ladies who are close to me (okay that’s from one of my nightmares)

3) being buried alive or worse sealed in somewhere where I don't have the delight of dieing of suffocation before I starve to death (maybe even being fed as well like that man who get buried underground in the league of gentlemen)

4) dieing on the inside!

It doesn’t really matter how the person dies just put the reader in there shoes and make it be a long chance through woodland that maybe involves them being caught and killed by a mob of about 10 people

what would be your worst death imaginable?
suicide, that's got to be the shittiest way to go. well maybe a bomb in your ass like in 'man on fire' would be the shittiest but you know what i mean.

Being impaled slowly through the rectum as you slide down the pole just like Dracula used to do it.

Being thrown into a pit full of venomous snakes.

Being impaled slowly through the rectum as you slide down the pole just like Dracula used to do it.
you mean Vlad the Impaler.


1) Slowly immersed in liquid nitrogen
2) Acid laced cigerrets
3) Self inflicted ones
4) anything done very, very slowly Breaking the neck, knife in the guts, asphixiation...

While being alive.

Impalation is also very nasty.

I don't think it can get much worse than being devoured by the ravenous living dead, esp. by people who you knew but are now mindless shambling corpses.

...Mmm...I hear that suffocation really sucks.

Death by cheese graters.

(Edit: And anything involving penguins, of course.)

Having a heart attack while buggering a great dane and having your dead naked ass being drug all around by your pecker while everyone tries to catch the dog...that would suck .

I think Monty Python should make a movie with that in it .

Reminds me of one of Matt Groenig's "Love" cartoons . . .
"Love is like riding a snowmobile at the North Pole. Suddenly, it flips, and you're pinned underneath, At night, the ice weasels come . . ."

I'm recalling what a friend of mine once said about one of the most awesome ways to die.

And I quote:

"Driving towards a cliff in the desert while being attacked by one hundred ninjas, while at the same time eating a 'Bloomin' Onion' while yelling 'there's too many of them!' without missing a beat, rolling off the cliff and inexplicably exploding in midair, taking all of the ninjas with you."

Death by cheese graters.

(Edit: And anything involving penguins, of course.)
o.O
*imagines Cheese Graters strapped to rabid Peguins*

Being crushed by a pack of mo-ped driving Russian circus bears?

The worst? Okay....

Having your stomach removed with a pine cone and a spork by a retarded cashier whilst Adam Sandler shoves a dead ocelot up your ass whilst a group of militant Chechans dressed as bunnies have sex in every oriface of your body.

I'm recalling what a friend of mine once said about one of the most awesome ways to die.

And I quote:

"Driving towards a cliff in the desert while being attacked by one hundred ninjas, while at the same time eating a 'Bloomin' Onion' while yelling 'there's too many of them!' without missing a beat, rolling off the cliff and inexplicably exploding in midair, taking all of the ninjas with you."
of course that's an awsome way to die, but this is the worst way to die thread...

so would that be driving towards a cliff in the desert with the olsen twins in the car while eating Mcdonalds fries when the car conks out just as its about to go over the cliff... leaving you teetering on the edge, then the olsen twins jump out leaving you to tumble down into the ravine...

Surprised no one's mentioned this yet: Suffocating under a pile of steaming feces.

Surprised no one's mentioned this yet: Suffocating under a pile of steaming feces.
That could happen to anyone of us, but probably only the English.

Sodomized to death by rabid clowns.
You've been fantasising about Lunatic Goofballs again, haven't you?


Worst way, imo, would be eaten by ants. Tiny little nibbles. THing is, they'd go for the soft fleshy bits first - inside the ear, the eyes, up the nose, the lips, when you start screaming inside the mouth...

Second would probably be bitten to death by mosquitos. You'd need a lot of bites and you'd get weaker and weaker with each one.

That could happen to anyone of us, but probably only the English.
Well, thank God I'm Irish. Well, Irish-American. Not quite as good.

Well, thank God I'm Irish. Well, Irish-American. Not quite as good.
Then you'll no doubt drown in a vat of Guinness.

Then you'll no doubt drown in a vat of Guinness.
That's not so bad.

Surprised no one's mentioned this yet: Suffocating under a pile of steaming feces.
especially when it was you that forced fed the elephant industrial strength laxatives...

now where did I read that story....

That's not so bad.
well, you gotta consider how many 'Rescuers' he would have to fight off...

of course that's an awsome way to die, but this is the worst way to die thread...

so would that be driving towards a cliff in the desert with the olsen twins in the car while eating Mcdonalds fries when the car conks out just as its about to go over the cliff... leaving you teetering on the edge, then the olsen twins jump out leaving you to tumble down into the ravine...

I'd come back from the dead and get my revenge...like any upstanding citizen would.

Then you'll no doubt drown in a vat of Guinness.
If only I could be so lucky.

Ah, I heard this one disgusting death (on Darwin Awards), about this guy who suffocated to death. He was discovered wearing a gas mask... except, instead of a filter, there was a tube that extended down and into is rectum... :eek:

having a spike shoved up your arse, but only enough to make it extremely uncomfortable, while people force feed you spinach, make little papercuts on your eyes, cuts the skin where each finger joins each other(does that have a name or something?), sticks little fish hooks in your belly and mouth, pulls off all of your body piercing including a nipple rings, twists and pulls off your hair, inserts little robot pirahnas into your mouth and they beginning eating bit by bit all of your internal organs all the while you are completely paralyzed... oh, plus someone holds a delicious looking tiramisu on front of your face

that would suck....

One thing the Vikings did was pretty nasty. They cut captured bishops open and stapled their intestines to trees before making them walk round it so that it slowly unravelled until it snapped.

The Japanese also had the nasty tendency to tie people to the ground over a bamboo shoot and leave you there so that it can slowly grow and burrow through your skin.

Being strapped to a table while naked clones of your parents ( but you don't know they are clones) perform open heart surgery on you with a pair of butter knives, while getting chinese water torture with guinness beer, while getting paper cuts on your eyeballs, while getting fish hooks shoved down your throat, while geting raped by a rapid clown, while getting.... (checks some more posters) your hair ripped out by Adam Sandler, while army ants are inserted under your skin by the Olsen Twins, while your have wads of feces stuffed up your nose. Also, all of this is being supervised by a Penguin Zombie who periodically scraps random body parts with a cheese grater.

The Japanese also had the nasty tendency to tie people to the ground over a bamboo shoot and leave you there so that it can slowly grow and burrow through your skin.

tendency? hehe... good thing they cut down on that, it was starting to become a nuisance... :p

tendency? hehe... good thing they cut down on that, it was starting to become a nuisance... :p
well, it did alter the flavor of the bamboo... :p

well, it did alter the flavor of the bamboo... :p

maybe that's why some japanese can be so uptight...

Being smothered while having sex with Star Jones would kinda suck.

Being handcuffed to something, forced to swallor the key, and then having a plastic bag put over your head and being left.

I'd have to say being burried alive would be the worst death I can think of. I've been researching "apparent death" for a novel I'm starting; it sounds absolutely horrible to wake up with no way to get out of your coffin.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Being handcuffed to something, forced to swallor the key, and then having a plastic bag put over your head and being left.

pffft, you've never had a one night stand... :p

well, it did alter the flavor of the bamboo... :p

RUN! the panda's have a taste for blood :eek:

Thiede Isle]I'd have to say being burried alive would be the worst death I can think of. I've been researching "apparent death" for a novel I'm starting; it sounds absolutely horrible to wake up with no way to get out of your coffin.

still you would laugh yourself to death if you farted especially if it was really nasty or imagine being buried with a very flatulent man on top of you now I am sure that is what hell is

Having every square cenimeter of your body burned with cigarettes, then having a few hooks into the skin on your back and hung over a vat of alcohol and hydrogen peroxide. Then when you fell in, they would pull you out, scalp you, and throw you back in.

For worst death, I would have to go with a combination of different things. First of all, you have your stomach cut open. Then, someone slowly crushes you with a meat tenderizer, starting with fingers and toes, working their way up to your body. If you're not dead yet, then they finish you off by shoving an excrement soiled sponge down your throat. There are many ways to kill a mortal, flesh that burns, bones that break, but to break a man's spirit is to truly destroy him.

Probably watching my entire family being executed in front of me, then being slowly hacked apart last.

Catching your parents in the act of 'making babies', you become blinded from the disgust. You slam your head and become unconsious, falling face first into a puddle, (you don't know why it's there), and drown, all the while still hearing your parents 'doing the do'.
*Shudders* Bad way...but, without the creepy plotline, drowning would suck.

This is a bit of torture followed by death....
First, drill a hole through each of the victims teeth. then, attach hooks to each hole, and slowly pull out each of the teeth, one by one. Make him suck a salt-covered lemon wedge. Then, begin skinning him alive, and putting very angry fire ants on each section of tissue as it is exposed. Also, pour siome ants into his mouth/throat. And, depending on how long you want the victim alive, you might be able o cauterize the flesh and such where you skinned him to stop him bleeding to death.

Being burnt to death. Its painful.

Possably laughing to death... :P
On a more serious note, in 1599, the king of Burma DID laugh to death, so cut down on laughing.

I think that being forced at knifepoint to take poison is pretty bad too. A king of Burma died that way too... :S

(Yeah, and Im not some sort of Burma-king-death expert, I just read somewhere about random Burmese kings' deaths.)

Sodomized to death by rabid clowns.

Another veiled attack on clowns. :(

I'll have you know that clowns rarely catch rabies. *nod*

Death by cheese graters.What do you mean? Wouldn't you be... grateful?

(:p)

Having your brain removed from your body with the eyes still attached by the optic nerves and kept alive in a jar. Then your body is slowly ground to paste before your disembodied eyes by a giant mortar and pestle. YOur body paste is then fed to beagles.

For the next fifty to sixty years, your disembodied brain remains in it's jar in front of a television that plays nothing but episodes of Diff'rent Stokes night and day until you die of old age.

Death by cheese graters.

(Edit: And anything involving penguins, of course.)
:eek: Do you have something against me?

I personally thinks getting slowly eaten from the inside by chicken wings from KFC would be one painful horid death.

Being tickled to death.

Being tickled to death.

:eek:

Let's just stick with a classic. Being nailed shut into a coffin and buried alive as you scream for release. I suppose we could add some ants that happen to come along while you are still breathing... screaming... scratching your fingertips bloody at the wood... and oh, the screaming....

you mean Vlad the Impaler.


1) Slowly immersed in liquid nitrogen
2) Acid laced cigerrets
3) Self inflicted ones
4) anything done very, very slowly Breaking the neck, knife in the guts, asphixiation...
No Dracula, same guy.

:eek:
You're laughing but you're also dying... it is a bad way to die.

You're laughing but you're also dying... it is a bad way to die.

Yes, I've been tickle tortured before. Not to death, obviously. But still. It was horrible.

Time for a particularly morbid question today. I'm not some weirdo but I'm just currently writing a screenplay for a horror movie and I'm running out of novel ways for the characters to get killed off. Anyway, what would be your worst death imaginable? Would it be bloody, painful, lonely, quick or pointless, but how would you specifically not like to die? And any sarcasm is accepted.


I would hate to die by being devoured by rabid space rabbits, and then still be alive while I was digested in their space bunny tummys....


no damnit! I'm not high!

Thiede Isle']I'd have to say being burried alive would be the worst death I can think of. I've been researching "apparent death" for a novel I'm starting; it sounds absolutely horrible to wake up with no way to get out of your coffin.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
You should watch 'The Vanishing'(Called 'Spoorloos' in Netherlands), the original Dutch version, not the crappy US one that just had to have a happy ending *barf*

Or failing that, read the novel the original is based on ('The Golden Egg' by Tim Krabbe).

Being drowned in flour.
I hate it when it goes down the wind pipe

Another veiled attack on clowns. :(

I'll have you know that clowns rarely catch rabies. *nod*

Well..Its hard to hide my anti-selztertism.

Clowns creep me out, and I think getting somdomized to death by one, would be the most horrible thing I can imagine.

What about clowns bitten by Cujo?
Surely they would get rabies!

Well..Its hard to hide my anti-selztertism.

Clowns creep me out, and I think getting somdomized to death by one, would be the most horrible thing I can imagine.

What about clowns bitten by Cujo?
Surely they would get rabies!How about zombie clowns who've laughed to death?

How about zombie clowns who've laughed to death?


The only benefit is that you can pack a hundred of them, in one tiny car.

impalement,
being dropped in the middle of the ocean with no way to swim to safety

Having your brain removed from your body with the eyes still attached by the optic nerves and kept alive in a jar. Then your body is slowly ground to paste before your disembodied eyes by a giant mortar and pestle. YOur body paste is then fed to beagles.

For the next fifty to sixty years, your disembodied brain remains in it's jar in front of a television that plays nothing but episodes of Diff'rent Stokes night and day until you die of old age.

jesus, that is a scary way to die!

Falling in a pit of sewerage and drowning ... ewww.

Well..Its hard to hide my anti-selztertism.

Clowns creep me out, and I think getting somdomized to death by one, would be the most horrible thing I can imagine.

What about clowns bitten by Cujo?
Surely they would get rabies!
Studies have shown that Clowns are statistically more likely to bite rabid Saint Bernards than vice versa.




Back to the topic: In a sci fi novel I read prisoners were dropped into a 50 foot high 3 foot wide round glass tube and left there to die.
When you think about it, it'd be a pretty grusome way to go. You'd be stuck there, standing on top of someone and being squashed by the person above you. As the people below you die and start to decay, you'd ooze down into them. All the while, there's no way to get out and everyone can see your suffering.

Studies have shown that Clowns are statistically more likely to bite rabid Saint Bernards than vice versa.




Back to the topic: In a sci fi novel I read prisoners were dropped into a 50 foot high 3 foot wide round glass tube and left there to die.
When you think about it, it'd be a pretty grusome way to go. You'd be stuck there, standing on top of someone and being squashed by the person above you. As the people below you die and start to decay, you'd ooze down into them. All the while, there's no way to get out and everyone can see your suffering.I guess they didn't drop too many so that people could climb up on each other and get out?

Death by sumo snu snu

I guess they didn't drop too many so that people could climb up on each other and get out?
Read it again - it's only 3 foot wide. You couldn't climb over each other. If they drop the last person in so their outstretched hand is, say, 4 feet from the top they'd be stuck there. Plus if they did manage to get out, they'd be 50 feet up - more than enough of a fall to die from.

Raped to death by sasquatch.

Read it again - it's only 3 foot wide. You couldn't climb over each other. If they drop the last person in so their outstretched hand is, say, 4 feet from the top they'd be stuck there. Plus if they did manage to get out, they'd be 50 feet up - more than enough of a fall to die from.I suppose I'm mentally overestimating what 3 feet wide is, then. The second part is something I didn't think of, though.

At the moment of what you are sure will be your greatest success, you realize that your method was flawed from the start and will inevitably result in horrific catastrophe, for you and for literally millions of others. The people you honored your entire life turn on you and you witness all you have worked to build and defend get smashed by the fiery divine equivalent of a hammer.

At that point, death is almost superfluous - but it comes anyway. There is no forgiveness.

Well..Its hard to hide my anti-selztertism.

Clowns creep me out, and I think getting somdomized to death by one, would be the most horrible thing I can imagine.

What about clowns bitten by Cujo?
Surely they would get rabies!

Clowns are very cautious around strange animals. *nod* Besides, wouldn't Cujo be your first concern?

As for being sodomized to death by clowns, I haven't heard any complaints afterward. :p

Burning to death, being microwaved, paralysis (and being eaten slowly in the process, whilst feeling everything), being squished slowly, being torn apart, vomiting up blood and internal organs (ebola virus), being eaten by insects....just a few I can think of.

Guys, keep the sexual violence out of this, please. The horror movie genre has many staple ends to life, but detailing rape scenarios is on no way appropriate for this forum.

Guys, keep the sexual violence out of this, please. The horror movie genre has many staple ends to life, but detailing rape scenarios is on no way appropriate for this forum.

Not to mention that it's too easy.

The real challenge is finding something unexpectedly horrific.

Being locked in a giant centrifuge and being separated into your component chemicals for instance. While being sodomized by clowns

;)

The worst way to die would be to die without ever knowing why one was living in the first place.

Read it again - it's only 3 foot wide. You couldn't climb over each other. If they drop the last person in so their outstretched hand is, say, 4 feet from the top they'd be stuck there. Plus if they did manage to get out, they'd be 50 feet up - more than enough of a fall to die from.
I suppose I'm mentally overestimating what 3 feet wide is, then. The second part is something I didn't think of, though.
Dude, the average person is around 5'9", 6' tall, right? So, if the tube is 3 feet wide, you can EASILY pressure-walk to the top... And, if it's 50 feet to the ground, you can jump and spare yourself a lot of suffering... And, eventually, there'd be enough bodies to make a soft landing...

And, how did they get the people into the tube in the first place? Couldn't you just jump onto that?

What about slowly having your arms and legs inserted into a blender until you became a limbless 'basket case' and then being left on the floor without food to die?

Sodomized to death by rabid clowns.
while being crucified

I've always thought there to be something degrading about having your own leg torn off and having it used to clobber you to death with. On thinking about it, however, being forced to physically regress through puberty, childhood and pre-natal development at a moderately fast speed (ie; over the space of a few hours) would be a horrible way to go.

Think about that.

I've always thought there to be something degrading about having your own leg torn off and having it used to clobber you to death with. On thinking about it, however, being forced to physically regress through puberty, childhood and pre-natal development at a moderately fast speed (ie; over the space of a few hours) would be a horrible way to go.

Think about that.
Futurama, huh?

EDIT: "We'll all suffer a fate worse than death: Pre-life!" *all gasp* "Then death."

Futurama, huh?

EDIT: "We'll all suffer a fate worse than death: Pre-life!" *all gasp* "Then death."
Actually, I was thinking "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", but I guess it's not entirely uncommon as an idea.

It would certainly suck monkeyballs.

hmm....I maintain that, in the realm of the likely, drowning is the worst.

Comically, probably having your jugular pierced by a rabid hampster.

Personally, though, I want the most dramatic and public death possible.

Actually, I was thinking "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", but I guess it's not entirely uncommon as an idea.

It would certainly suck monkeyballs.
Never heard of it... *wikis* Ah, figured. Sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...

It's funnier on Futurama. Episode 409, Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles.

Alone....When I am in a room and chocking on air and theirs no one to help that would be awfull. Or if Im in a hosbital bed and my air is low and im yelling for someone to help but they all had better things to do then I would be very upset...and dead too.

What about slowly having your arms and legs inserted into a blender until you became a limbless 'basket case' and then being left on the floor without food to die?

In the sorprano's a man was caught cheating on a mobsters wife...And so lets just say he never had the ability to cheat on another woman again!

Time for a particularly morbid question today. I'm not some weirdo but I'm just currently writing a screenplay for a horror movie and I'm running out of novel ways for the characters to get killed off. Anyway, what would be your worst death imaginable? Would it be bloody, painful, lonely, quick or pointless, but how would you specifically not like to die? And any sarcasm is accepted.

while buring alive, having your bones crushed by walls closing in and retracting ug, I can't come up with anything right now

Reminds me of one of Matt Groenig's "Love" cartoons . . .
"Love is like riding a snowmobile at the North Pole. Suddenly, it flips, and you're pinned underneath, At night, the ice weasels come . . ."


May I please sig this??!?!?

The worst way to die would be to die without ever knowing why one was living in the first place.Wow, everybody has that death.

uh, like, in the movie The Hills Have Eyes, then those mutulated zombie people a raping/killing all those people...fuck man...

while being crucified

and having someone slowly grate your body apart using a box grater.

Being ambushed by a pack of vicious beavers. Nothing says ouch like still being alive as they tear you limb from limb to build their beaverhome out of your body parts.
LMFAO, bugger that for a laugh!

LMFAO, bugger that for a laugh!

Nah. Grater>Beavers

Being stranded in space away from your space ship with nothing but a space suit and six hours of oxygen. Eventually, with 20 minutes of oxygen left, they find you and try to snag you with the robot arm. Unfortunately, it bumps you and you are pushed away and begin re-entry.

:)

Being stranded in space away from your space ship with nothing but a space suit and six hours of oxygen. Eventually, with 20 minutes of oxygen left, they find you and try to snag you with the robot arm. Unfortunately, it bumps you and you are pushed away and begin re-entry.

:)

Oh my god! That is horrible!

Being stranded in space away from your space ship with nothing but a space suit and six hours of oxygen. Eventually, with 20 minutes of oxygen left, they find you and try to snag you with the robot arm. Unfortunately, it bumps you and you are pushed away and begin re-entry.

:)

And then an alien starts grating your body (but you can still breathe OK).