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Here's a question that I think will make a fun poll and spark some conversation:

Which is better: sex or chocolate?

Sex with Chocolate?

First sex, then chocolate.

Easy.

First sex, then chocolate.

Easy.
no first sex, then chocolate, then more sex

duh:rolleyes:

This one is easy as I don't even like chocolate. :p

Here's a question that I think will make a fun poll and spark some conversation:

Which is better: sex or chocolate?Sex won't feed you...
Chocolate causes cavities...
Sex needs at least one more person...
Chocolate costs money...
Sex uses energy...
Chocolate melts...

Hm... decisions, decisions... :p

Here's a question that I think will make a fun poll and spark some conversation:

Which is better: sex or chocolate?
I think that if you looked at the entire world, and all the humans in it, the average sex is pretty crappy. Particularly since like 2/3rds of the world believe that women don't get to have orgasms. I think there's probably a lot more fantastic chocolate getting made, globally speaking, then there is good sex.

Sex with Chocolate?
I like the way you think.

no first sex, then chocolate, then more sex

duh:rolleyes:
Well, jolt didn't let me finish. Duh. :rolleyes: :p

I'm allergic to chocolate, so this choice is easy.

OOoh, you gave us a way out in you poll? How nice of you. And here I was all getting ready to make up my mind once and for all.

And, honestly? I'd choose sex. And eat pie and cookies instead. :p

Sex with Chocolate?
sex IN chocolate. now there's some fun...


i vote... sex. as long as there are cookies to be had after ;) :D

And, honestly? I'd choose sex. And eat pie and cookies instead. :pgreat minds think alike :p

What's so great about chocolate anyway?
Eat ice cream or marzipan or turkish delights, all of these are much nicer.

sex IN chocolate. now there's some fun...


Ummmm...wouldn't that be a bit...counterproductive?

great minds think alike :p
Heeee, seems they do indeed.:) *gives you a cookie and sex*

Oh, wait.... :eek: *runs away before Glitzi can get her*

Ummmm...wouldn't that be a bit...counterproductive?
having sex on a layer of melted chocolate... messy maybe, but tasty too :)

having sex on a layer of melted chocolate... messy maybe, but tasty too :)

How thick? Are we talking 3 inches or 3 feet?

Here's a question that I think will make a fun poll and spark some conversation:

Which is better: sex or chocolate?

Oral sex, cause soon, semen will taste like chocolate.


Yes, that was a Ron White reference.

And, honestly? I'd choose sex.

We so need a drool smiley... ;)

We so need a drool smiley... ;)
You need a smiley for that? ;)

Oral sex, cause soon, semen will taste like chocolate.


Yes, that was a Ron White reference.

Hey, a Ron White fan! You know, that is a good point. Good thinking there.

You need a smiley for that? ;)

No, just seeing one of your posts is enough. ;)

No, just seeing one of your posts is enough. ;)
Cheeeeeeeeezy. :p

Cheeeeeeeeezy. :p

True, though. :p

Heeee, seems they do indeed.:) *gives you a cookie and sex*

Oh, wait.... :eek: *runs away before Glitzi can get her*
lol! :p :p

How thick? Are we talking 3 inches or 3 feet?
i was thinking more towards the 3 inches direction...
(edit: waitaminute... that sound incredibly dirty :p)

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We so need a drool smiley... ;)
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/love/drool_cloud.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com) for you!

Chocalate's better.
I can get chocolate.

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/love/drool_cloud.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com) for you!

You rule! :D

I'm Male and I chose Sex, but not because of the physical feeling, but because of the mutual love you feel when doing it with the one person....

http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/love/drool_cloud.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com) for you!
Egads, that looks like some scary mutant love-crazed saber tooth angel. :eek:

I'm Male and I chose Sex, but not because of the physical feeling, but because of the mutual love you feel when doing it with the one person....

As oposed to stripping hundreds of bars of choclates and devouring them?

You rule! :D

thank you...any time!

i was thinking more towards the 3 inches direction...
(edit: waitaminute... that sound incredibly dirty :p)
You know, it totally did, but I refrained from pouncing on it, because - 3 inches? :p

I'm Male and I chose Sex, but not because of the physical feeling, but because of the mutual love you feel when doing it with the one person....
Aww. :)

You know, it totally did, but I refrained from pouncing on it, because - 3 inches? :p

We know...you require more length. :p

Egads, that looks like some scary mutant love-crazed saber tooth angel. :eek:

Ya...its Cluichstan...exactly!:p

Ya...its Cluichstan...exactly!:p

WTF?

We know...you require more length. :p
I don't know what to say to that and still stay PG13.

WTF?

oops!:fluffle: ?

You know, it totally did, but I refrained from pouncing on it, because - 3 inches? :p
hehehe ;)

and i know :eek: i was worried for a second :p

Chocalate's better.
I can get chocolate.

Same here. :(

oops!:fluffle: ?
:fluffle:

I don't know what to say to that and still stay PG13.

Not much you can say. ;)

I'd just like to point out that, as of now, 5 out of 7 women voted Sex (and not one voted Chocolate), while only 11 of 22 men voted Sex (and 4 voted Chocolate).

So much for that myth. Ha!

why must I choose? they are both wonderful alone but together they rule all.

Which is better: sex or chocolate?
What's with this "or"?

Both sex and chocolate are better with the appropriate serving of booze!

And you forgot cheese!

Sex, chocolate and cheese, served with fine booze, if you please!

I've come to add something to this poll..
Why not follow George's (From Seinfield) teachings and eat while having sex? XD
What I said before I still valid for me though.

Both sex and chocolate are better with the appropriate serving of booze!

And you forgot cheese!

Sex, chocolate and cheese, served with fine booze, if you please!

Adding cheese and booze would make four choices, making the comparison of only sex and chocolate irrelavant. The point of the question was to find out which, of two different things, people enjoy more than the other.

I guess I'm just being serious while you're trying to have some fun, so don't think I'm yelling at any of you.

I've come to add something to this poll..
Why not follow George's (From Seinfield) teachings and eat while having sex? XD
What I said before I still valid for me though.

And wear earphones to listen to your favorite music; George did that, too.

Yeah, and at the end he ended up finding a woman, that like him, ate pastrami and watched TV while having sex.