NationStates Jolt Archive

I have a fairly simple way to streamline education, improve the average intelligence of everybody on the planet, and reduce gang-related violence in schools.
My program is called 'Tazers for Teachers'.
Its fairly simple, all Middle- and High-School teachers are issued with tazers. I considered mace and pepper spray, but there is a chance of an allergic reaction, whereas a mild tazer zap is relativly low risk.
Used responsibly, tazers would encourage students to study hard and STOP TALKING TO HIM NOW MISTER OR YOU WILL BE ON THE FLOOR WRITHING IN AGONY.
Seriously. At least give the Freshman teachers tazers.

Funny, it was the other students who had tasers in middle school. Made bus rides incredibly interesting...

Hell yeah! That would work! I'm going to be a senior in high school starting in about a month, and there are so many idiots and slackers at my school that need to get tazered in the back of the neck. That would be awesome! Great plan, dude.

I have a fairly simple way to streamline education, improve the average intelligence of everybody on the planet, and reduce gang-related violence in schools.
My program is called 'Tazers for Teachers'.
Its fairly simple, all Middle- and High-School teachers are issued with tazers. I considered mace and pepper spray, but there is a chance of an allergic reaction, whereas a mild tazer zap is relativly low risk.
Used responsibly, tazers would encourage students to study hard and STOP TALKING TO HIM NOW MISTER OR YOU WILL BE ON THE FLOOR WRITHING IN AGONY.
Seriously. At least give the Freshman teachers tazers.
Funny on paper. Impossible in practice. No parent would ever go for this.

LOL.

We don't need tasers -- just to have all the chairs wired to give a mild jolt... then let us use a laptop. Press a key, zap a slacker.

Would work great with slacker employees, too.

Funny on paper. Impossible in practice. No parent would ever go for this.
Tazer their parents to :)

LOL.

We don't need tasers -- just to have all the chairs wired to give a mild jolt... then let us use a laptop. Press a key, zap a slacker.

Would work great with slacker employees, too.
I vote for desks that can dump the occupant into a fiery pit of pain and despair.

Cattle prods are more fun.

I am Wilgrove, and I approve this plan. :)

Wouldn't some enjoy this form of electric torture?

I had to say it, someone was bound to, anyway.

*runs*

There was a guy in my town who was killed by a tazer. A bit whacko, he ended up screaming his head off in front of an elementary school because he forgot to take his medication. A cop freaked out and called for back up and they tazered him repeatedly. I don't really like tazers because of that story. He wasn't threatening anyone... he was just being a screaming slightly crazed guy who unfortunately found himself in front of an elementary school.

This plan sounds good. Idiots recieve pain. But, what about gifted slackers (allah moi) who just sit around talking and still get A's and B's?

Why should my ass get zapped?

This plan sounds good. Idiots recieve pain. But, what about gifted slackers (allah moi) who just sit around talking and still get A's and B's?

Why should my ass get zapped?

Because you talk too damn much.

Because you talk too damn much.
Its not talk, its an idea exchage.

But we prefer Texas Hold'em

Its not talk, its an idea exchage.

But we prefer Texas Hold'em

*shocks you with tazer*

*shocks you with tazer*
You're not gonna like lunch...