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## Hezbollah Minister of Information qoutes

DesignatedMarksman
03-08-2006, 23:56
These guys must have taken lessons from Baghdad bob back in the day. No kidding, you can TELL these guys are full of honesty and truthfulness, and check the veracity of their propaganda.

(TG/Katty-Most of these are mine. Don't sweat it)


"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Beirut. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"We have them surrounded in their tanks"

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"Now even the Israeli command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."

"I triple guarantee you, there are Israeli soldiers in Beirut."

"They are most welcome. We will butcher them."

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead.”

"Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly."

"On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues"

"We are tiring the infidels before we cut their throats by making them chase us all over Southern Lebanon."
Vetalia
03-08-2006, 23:57
These sound like the kind of things I'd say during a multiplayer game of AoE or Civilization 3.
DesignatedMarksman
04-08-2006, 00:01
These sound like the kind of things I'd say during a multiplayer game of AoE or Civilization 3.

By 13 year old kids playing AOe/Civ 3 in their parents basement.

Oh wait, Hezz is made up of 13 year old kids?

CHILD WARFARE! I DEMAND A UNSC RESOLUTION!

:p
Ultraextreme Sanity
04-08-2006, 00:35
These guys must have taken lessons from Baghdad bob back in the day. No kidding, you can TELL these guys are full of honesty and truthfulness, and check the veracity of their propaganda.

(TG/Katty-Most of these are mine. Don't sweat it)


"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Beirut. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

"We have them surrounded in their tanks"

"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

"Now even the Israeli command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."

"I triple guarantee you, there are Israeli soldiers in Beirut."

"They are most welcome. We will butcher them."

"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead.”

"Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly."

"On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues"

"We are tiring the infidels before we cut their throats by making them chase us all over Southern Lebanon."


dude you tricked me ..I thought you would have Bahgdad Bob / AKA / OD ...quotes up .


Wow I am disapointed .
IDF
04-08-2006, 04:49
dude you tricked me ..I thought you would have Bahgdad Bob / AKA / OD ...quotes up .


Wow I am disapointed .
Boo!!! False Advertising.

"I'll sue you in England!!!"
The Lone Alliance
04-08-2006, 09:01
All we need is more 1337 and it would be Counterstrike.

Possibly ending witht the sterotypical..
"Terrorists Win." "CounterTerrorists Win"

That's how I want the cease fire to happen someone flies over and skywrites that.
Cannot think of a name
04-08-2006, 09:19
So, the ## in front of your entries...is that to ape OceanDrive or whoever it is that has been doing that forever, or is it some misguided belief that it will give the thread better position on the first page, or...what? What's the deal with that?
BackwoodsSquatches
04-08-2006, 09:23
Is it just me, or does this guy remind anyone of a Middle-Eastern Bush, in the way he talks?