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I'm feelin' no pain, no pain. Just got back from a great date. Spent several hours jus' drinkin' 'n laughin' 'n cuttin' up in general. The barkeep had to ask us several times to "tone it down a bit!" LMAO!

Weeeee! Life's a gas, baby! Jus' let it ALL hang out! :D

May someone kill me if I ever become a sixty-year old who uses ‘hip’ lingo and internet abbreviations, and says things like ‘weeeeeeee’!

I'm feelin' no pain, no pain. Just got back from a great date. Spent several hours jus' drinkin' 'n laughin' 'n cuttin' up in general. The barkeep had to ask us several times to "tone it down a bit!" LMAO!

Weeeee! Life's a gas, baby! Jus' let it ALL hang out! :D

Heh, nice dude. :D

Jus' let it ALL hang out! :D


i really hope you dont live by that saying.....

No, don't let it all hang out, please.

I think Eut may be a wee bit inebriated.

Read: Drunk out of his mind.

MMmmmmmmm! Drinky drinky! I'll drink one to your health gramps!

I think Eut may be a wee bit inebriated.

Read: Drunk out of his mind.


old man who says wuzzup has to be drunk....

old man who says wuzzup has to be drunk....
Most people who say wuzzup are drunk.

I'm feelin' no pain, no pain. Just got back from a great date. Spent several hours jus' drinkin' 'n laughin' 'n cuttin' up in general. The barkeep had to ask us several times to "tone it down a bit!" LMAO!
I feel nothing but pity for the poor barkeep. Imagine having a drunk loud Eut in your bar who's desperately trying to impress a woman (I assume a woman, he doesn't say. Could be Eut's gone over to the other side).

Weeeee! Life's a gas, baby! Jus' let it ALL hang out! :D
At your age, it'd probably be hanging to the ground. Best be careful not to trip over them.






Seriously though, congrats on a good date. Certainly wish I could get me one of those.

Heh, nice dude. :D
Hehehe! Glad you like! :D

i really hope you dont live by that saying.....
LMAO! Uh ... well, not literally! :D

I think Eut may be a wee bit inebriated.

Read: Drunk out of his mind.
Nevah! I am jus' teh happieeeee! :D

Most people who say wuzzup are drunk.

I thought only people from the inner cities said that.

MMmmmmmmm! Drinky drinky! I'll drink one to your health gramps!
WTF! So will I! And to yours as well! And to anyone else's who just happens by, for that matter! :D

old man who says wuzzup has to be drunk....
Hardly! I'm jus' high as a kite on being alive! Wheeeee! :D

I thought only people from the inner cities said that.
No, only dumb wiggers say that.

Most people who say wuzzup are drunk.
Ok! I give up officer. You are 100% correct. I am drunk out of my fucking gourd, and lovin' every minute of it! Hehehe! :D

I thought only people from the inner cities said that.
I never said "wuzzup" personally. "Wat up" sometimes but I don't make a habit of it.

Eutrusca's drunk... He could kill every one of us!

Ok! I give up officer. You are 100% correct. I am drunk out of my fucking gourd, and lovin' every minute of it! Hehehe! :D
Lol. Well that's good..
Enjoy it!

WTF! So will I! And to yours as well! And to anyone else's who just happens by, for that matter! :D
One shot!

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4376/imgp2042ma9.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Euts drunk!!
*waits for him to make a fool of himself*
*laughs*

May someone kill me if I ever become a sixty-year old who uses ‘hip’ lingo and internet abbreviations, and says things like ‘weeeeeeee’!
Seconded. Thrice.

Most people who say wuzzup are drunk.


true. but wuzzup thankfully is not in my vocabulary.

Hardly! I'm jus' high as a kite on being alive! Wheeeee! :D


like i said before.....:p

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Euts drunk!!
*waits for him to make a fool of himself*

He did that with the thread title. And first post...

LMAO! Uh ... well, not literally! :D


oh thank god. whew :D

oh thank god. whew :D
OH MY GOD!!! I LM'd my A right O!!!!!! :eek:

He did that with the thread title. And first post...
but drunk people always make fools of them selves more than once or twice

OH MY GOD!!! I LM'd my A right O!!!!!! :eek:


*bows* :D

but drunk people always make fools of them selves more than once or twice
Oh, damn, you're right!
*hunkers down in the brush, quietly eating popcorn and waiting for the wild Eut to make its next move*

Oh, damn, you're right!
*hunkers down in the brush, quietly eating popcorn and waiting for the wild Eut to make its next move*


as long as hes not in his koala thong.....

as long as hes not in his koala thong.....
*scampers away, the only sign of LNI's former prescence being a crashing noise in the underbrush, popcorn kernels, and what sounds like someone screaming in fear*

*scampers away, the only sign of LNI's former prescence being a crashing noise in the underbrush, popcorn kernels, and what sounds like someone screaming in fear*


everyone always runs when i tell them that....

everyone always runs when i tell them that....
I wonder why...

everyone always runs when i tell them that....
can you blame them?

I wonder why...


:D

can you blame them?


not really. id run away too.

as long as hes not in his koala thong.....
We could market this as a new non-lethal weapon.

[CREEPY SHOW BUSINESSMAN VOICE]I'll make you rich, gal, rich! I'll make you a star![/CREEPY SHOW BUSINESSMAN VOICE]

We could market this as a new non-lethal weapon.

[CREEPY SHOW BUSINESSMAN VOICE]I'll make you rich, gal, rich! I'll make you a star![/CREEPY SHOW BUSINESSMAN VOICE]


Eut himself is a WMD

everyone always runs when i tell them that....
Why? Sounds sexy to me.

Why? Sounds sexy to me.


everything sounds sexy to you....even mullets.

Eut himself is a WMD
its the perfect way to end the war
brilliant

everything sounds sexy to you....especially mullets.
Fixed ;)

the only thing that mullets are good for is some thing to laugh at.. a lot

its the perfect way to end the war
brilliant


Terrorists beware!

the only thing that mullets are good for is some thing to laugh at.. a lot


and whats even funnier...is a family with mullets...

Fixed ;)


even the jerry curl mullet?

the only thing that mullets are good for is some thing to laugh at.. a lot
No. They're good to touch aswell!

Terrorists beware!
actuly the plan would probly back fire and it would become the new unifrom for the terrorits:(

even the jerry curl mullet?
Hell yea!

No. They're good to touch aswell!


so i take it you like the all business in the front and a party in the back style...

No. They're good to touch aswell!
:eek: :(
thats a scary thought

actuly the plan would probly back fire and it would become the new unifrom for the terrorits:(


carrying large banners of eut in a thong. hailing his name throught the streets of rubble. hundreds of little koalas being violated by every step.....terrible.

so i take it you like the all business in the front and a party in the back style...
Hahahaha, that's the one.

My favourite mullet = Jason Eaton. But I can't find a good pic :(

:eek: :(
thats a scary thought
You have to try it some time :D

Hell yea!


even rick james 80s mullet?


because damn that was a jerry curl mullet.

You have to try it some time :D
:eek:

even rick james 80s mullet?


because damn that was a jerry curl mullet.
One of the bset :p

You have to try it some time :D


i think ill pass on that one...

One of the bset :p


actually there was a better JC mullet

the soul glo mullet

i think ill pass on that one...
I know deep down you wanna give it a little tug :p

I know deep down you wanna give it a little tug :p
*sneeks up with a pair of scissors*

*sneeks up with a pair of scissors*
Heh, you wouldn't catch me with a mullet in a million years :D
Still awesome though.

I know deep down you wanna give it a little tug :p


id want to give it a snip....

*sneeks up with a pair of scissors*


*follows behind with razor*

*sneeks up with a pair of scissors*
*sigh* No, you do it like this *snatches scissors, and throws them into nearest mullet-wearer, shuriken-style*

Heh, you wouldn't catch me with a mullet in a million years :D
Still awesome though.
no, i bet you have one, thats why your wearing a hood in that pic
*nods*
:D

*sigh* No, you do it like this *snatches scissors, and throws them into nearest mullet-wearer, shuriken-style*


dont think i can do much by throwin the razor. its electric.

dont think i can do much by throwin the razor. its electric.
Those are kind of heavy. Throw it at his head.



Or scrotum.

dont think i can do much by throwin the razor. its electric.
knock them out?:p

no, i bet you have one, thats why your wearing a hood in that pic
*nods*
:D


and i bet it looks like this...

http://homepage.mac.com/caroledanforth/rickanderson/images/macgyver.jpg

knock them out?:p


true. didnt really think about that part. more focused on cutting that mullet.

and i bet it looks like this...

http://homepage.mac.com/caroledanforth/rickanderson/images/macgyver.jpg
Is it just me, or is he licking his lips in a seductive manner (or trying to, at least)?

no, i bet you have one, thats why your wearing a hood in that pic
*nods*
:D
Lol!
No mullet here :p (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Vinnie.jpg)

and i bet it looks like this...

http://homepage.mac.com/caroledanforth/rickanderson/images/macgyver.jpg
Sexy.

Is it just me, or is he licking his lips in a seductive manner (or trying to, at least)?



...maybe he saw eut in that koala thong and he lost all muscular control

Sexy.


damn straight it is! its macgyver! :p

damn straight it is! its macgyver! :p
:fluffle: :fluffle:

Wait wait.. Are mullets on-topic??
Not really..

Umm. If I was drunk then saw someone with a mullet, I would probably kiss them

Lol!
No mullet here :p (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Vinnie.jpg)
humf!
i bet you had a mullit as a kid no?

still a nice pic though:)

Wait wait.. Are mullets on-topic??
Not really..

Umm. If I was drunk then saw someone with a mullet, I would probably kiss them


what if the poster himself or herself is drunk. then i think it is on topic!

:fluffle: :fluffle:


*guns down fluffles*

humf!
i bet you had a mullit as a kid no?

still a nice pic though:)
Unfortunately not.. I'm not good enough for a mullet!

Heh, thanks. Just a silly photo.

what if the poster himself or herself is drunk. then i think it is on topic!
Are you drunk?

*guns down fluffles*
*gasp*

But why?!?!

*guns down fluffles*
*saves teh fluffles*

Fly fluffles!! Fly!!!!! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11482526&postcount=173)

Are you drunk?


...getting there...

Unfortunately not.. I'm not good enough for a mullet!

Heh, thanks. Just a silly photo.
:( o well perhaps in your old age to scare the grand kids:p

silly or no your welcome

*guns down fluffles*
*throws himself into the path of the bullets*
Tell the fluffles... I love them... *chokes, gurgles, dies*

*gasp*

But why?!?!


population control.

*throws himself into the path of the bullets*
Tell the fluffles... I love them... *chokes, gurgles, dies*


stop being so dramatic :D (j/k), their just riot pellets....

i may hate them, but im not a monster....

...getting there...
Hurry along so that we don't get moved to spam again :(

Hurry along so that we don't get moved to spam again :(


dont worry!

Are you drunk?
no but Eut is:p

:( o well perhaps in your old age to scare the grand kids:p

silly or no your welcome
Lol, that would be awesome.

"My grandad was a fireman!!"
"Mine plays bowls on Sunday.."
"Oh yea? Mines got a fuckin' mullet!"

population control.
Bastard.

stop being so dramatic :D (j/k), their just riot pellets....

i may hate them, but im not a monster....
*Pats himself down and, realising he's not hurt, gets up, embarrassed*
Uh... I didn't, um, you know... I mean, I LIKE the fluffles and everything. I love them as friends but, uh *voice breaks* you know... *trails off*

Lol, that would be awesome.

"My grandad was a fireman!!"
"Mine plays bowls on Sunday.."
"Oh yea? Mines got a fuckin' mullet!"


even better response would be:


my grandad is a fireman with a mullet!

no but Eut is:p
But he isn't posting anymore :(

Talking about getting drunk, I don't really like to anymore.. I always end up doing something stupid or throwing up or both. :(

Lol, that would be awesome.

"My grandad was a fireman!!"
"Mine plays bowls on Sunday.."
"Oh yea? Mines got a fuckin' mullet!"
"whats a mullet?"
see 60 years from now the mullet will be a thing of the past no one will know what they are:)

even better response would be:


my grandad is a fireman with a mullet!
I'm going to be a fireman now.

*Pats himself down and, realising he's not hurt, gets up, embarrassed*
Uh... I didn't, um, you know... I mean, I LIKE the fluffles and everything. I love them as friends but, uh *voice breaks* you know... *trails off*


*tosses grenade at fluffles while you walk away*

*explodes*

ok so maybe those needed to die.

But he isn't posting anymore :(

Talking about getting drunk, I don't really like to anymore.. I always end up doing something stupid or throwing up or both. :(

thats why i haven't ever been drunk

"whats a mullet?"
see 60 years from now the mullet will be a thing of the past no one will know what they are:)


the mullet will never die!

"whats a mullet?"
see 60 years from now the mullet will be a thing of the past no one will know what they are:)
Then my grandkid will punch them both.

"How dare you not know what a mullet is! It's the most beautiful haircut to ever have graced this earth. When I'm 65 I'm gonna have a mullet exactly like Papa!"

thats why i haven't ever been drunk
Fair enough. It's overrated. :)

*tosses grenade at fluffles while you walk away*

*explodes*

ok so maybe those needed to die.
*falls on his knees* POR QUE!!!!!!111


And, now I must say "G'night, my fellow lushes!"
So, G'night, my fellow lushes!

thats why i haven't ever been drunk


i just know my limits of being drunk. if i control them, all goes well.

and i have great self control

*Pats himself down and, realising he's not hurt, gets up, embarrassed*
Uh... I didn't, um, you know... I mean, I LIKE the fluffles and everything. I love them as friends but, uh *voice breaks* you know... *trails off*
*hugs*
its ok we all love fluffles

*falls on his knees* POR QUE!!!!!!111


And, now I must say "G'night, my fellow lushes!"
So, G'night, my fellow lushes!


they died so you could live.

they died so you could live.
They're good like that...
Poor bastards :(

I'm going to be a fireman now.


you should become a officer. that way you can call it the mullet OF JUSTICE!

They're good like that...
Poor bastards :(


i know, but they are overused. and if they overpopulate they will take control of NS. and i cant allow that to happen.

Then my grandkid will punch them both.

"How dare you not know what a mullet is! It's the most beautiful haircut to ever have graced this earth. When I'm 65 I'm gonna have a mullet exactly like Papa!"
:p

i know, but they are overused. and if they overpopulate they will take control of NS. and i cant allow that to happen.
:fluffle:

you should become a officer. that way you can call it the mullet OF JUSTICE!
A fantastic idea.

i know, but they are overused. and if they overpopulate they will take control of NS. and i cant allow that to happen.
I wouldn't mind! :fluffle:

A fantastic idea.


no one messes with the mullet of justice

I wouldn't mind! :fluffle:


you dont understand. they would make us slaves, and force us into brutal labor to construct a false idol to appease their savage religous beliefs...
Innocent people will be slaughtered, if not beaten to death with large rocks.


*EDIT*
...ok i think im drunk now.

no one messes with the mullet of justice
It would be my crime-fighting partner.

no one messes with the mullet of justice
*evil laugh*

It would be my crime-fighting partner.


your partner will always be right on top of things....

you dont understand. they would make us slaves, and force us into brutal labor to construct a false idol to appease their savage religous beliefs...
Innocent people will be slaughtered, if not beaten to death with large rocks.


*EDIT*
...ok i think im drunk now.
*points and laughs*
:)

you dont understand. they would make us slaves, and force us into brutal labor to construct a false idol to appease their savage religous beliefs...
Innocent people will be slaughtered, if not beaten to death with large rocks.


*EDIT*
...ok i think im drunk now.
Good! On-topic here we come!!!!!

Nah, fluffles love me. They tell me in my dreams :)

*evil laugh*


Villian!

your partner will always be right on top of things....
Lol I should hope so too.

*points and laughs*
:)


*throws beer can* :D

Villian!
*looks innocent*
what?

*throws beer can* :D
What kind of beer?

What kind of beer?


yuengling or hoegarden. take your pick.

yuengling or hoegarden. take your pick.
Haven't heard of either :(

Haven't heard of either :(


may i suggest the yuengling?

may i suggest the yuengling?
Yes.... Yes you may.

Yes.... Yes you may.


*tosses Pei a yuengling*

drink up!

*sits and waits to see who passes out first*
:D

*sits and waits to see who passes out first*
:D


it wont be me.

it wont be me.
Nor me.

Remember--I'm drinking internet beer!

Nor me.

Remember--I'm drinking internet beer!


dammit!

plus i have to wake up for work at 9. meh you win this round i guess....

dammit!

plus i have to wake up for work at 9. meh you win this round i guess....
:). What time is it there now?

iam supposed to be writing a paper:( ..and thats not really happening..so i need to leave..good bye to you both

:). What time is it there now?


1:50AM EST

iam supposed to be writing a paper:( ..and thats not really happening..so i need to leave..good bye to you both

see you later....good luck on the paper.

iam supposed to be writing a paper:( ..and thats not really happening..so i need to leave..good bye to you both
Thanks for your company! Good luck with the paper.

1:50AM EST
7 hours till worktime then.

thanks, i need it...iam having to defend weather or not god is dead:( :(
*curses one more post syndrom*

on that note...im off to bed too.

need sleep. havent got much in the last couple of days.


night.

7 hours till worktime then.

hence why im goin to bed...

hence why im goin to bed...
Alright.

Farewell. :cool:

May someone kill me if I ever become a sixty-year old who uses ‘hip’ lingo and internet abbreviations, and says things like ‘weeeeeeee’!
Lawlz!

...I have just found the best thing to shout when flanking campers in a FPS in this thread's title.

I'm feelin' no pain, no pain. Just got back from a great date. Spent several hours jus' drinkin' 'n laughin' 'n cuttin' up in general. The barkeep had to ask us several times to "tone it down a bit!" LMAO!

Weeeee! Life's a gas, baby! Jus' let it ALL hang out! :D
woo!!


and you're this much closer to 30,000 posts i notice, too. life is indeed great ;)

woot!

and you're this much closer to 30,000 posts i notice, too. life is indeed great ;)
LOL! Good morning!

I don't get hangovers, thank God, but I suspect my subconscious concludes that there's no WAY I could do something like that to myself, and then begins looking for convenient targets to blame. Others call that "mild paranoia." Heh!

LOL! Good morning!

I don't get hangovers, thank God, but I suspect my subconscious concludes that there's no WAY I could do something like that to myself, and then begins looking for convenient targets to blame. Others call that "mild paranoia." Heh!

Hey-Glad to hear you had a great evening and no regrets in the morning.:D

Mmmm

May someone kill me if I ever become a sixty-year old who uses ‘hip’ lingo and internet abbreviations, and says things like ‘weeeeeeee’!
Thats funniest thing Ive read all day, thank you.

...I have just found the best thing to shout when flanking campers in a FPS in this thread's title.
Haha!

I could say it if I still played RoR--a bit of manhunt. Sigh, good times.

Hey-Glad to hear you had a great evening and no regrets in the morning.:D
LOL! Hey! Hommie don't DO "regrets," dude! :D

Thats funniest thing Ive read all day, thank you.
Yeah. She's fuckin' hilarious, especially when she starts talking about "aboriginal rights." :D

Yeah. She's fuckin' hilarious, especially when she starts talking about "aboriginal rights." :D
since when do aboriginals have rights?:p

since when do aboriginals have rights?:p
:rolleyes:

Alright.

Farewell. :cool:


I have returned! and im not hungover ! woohoo

I have returned! and im not hungover ! woohoo
Booo :(

Booo :(

Boo me not having a hangover?

Boo me not having a hangover?
Jaa.

Jaa.


why? thats a good thing.


i ran out of beer though.:mad:

why? thats a good thing.


i ran out of beer though.:mad:
:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

but were going to the grocer today! more beer! :D

but were going to the grocer today! more beer! :D
Colt 45 yall!!

Colt 45 yall!!


miller lite will be on teh menu....one of the cheapest beers here.

miller lite will be on teh menu....one of the cheapest beers here.
I can live with miller lite.

*sets up beer pong*