The Uncyclopedia
I'm very likely the last person in existance besides my Luddite parents and husband to have seen this, but what the heck!
Sex Change according to the Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex_change)
What do you know about this site?
Philosopy
02-08-2006, 21:31
What do you know about this site?
It was once linked to by the famous NationStates poster 'Sinuhue'.
That's INFAMOUS to you, puppy!
Seriously...this thing is pretty huge...how many people wasting their time creating hilarious insanity...it looks like a worthy cause for the average generalite!
Drunk commies deleted
02-08-2006, 21:33
I'm very likely the last person in existance besides my Luddite parents and husband to have seen this, but what the heck!
Sex Change according to the Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex_change)
What do you know about this site?
It's the best place to go to for dubious Oscar Wilde quotes about Michael Jackson and other topics.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Making_up_Oscar_Wilde_quotes
Philosopy
02-08-2006, 21:34
That's INFAMOUS to you, puppy!
Seriously...this thing is pretty huge...how many people wasting their time creating hilarious insanity...it looks like a worthy cause for the average generalite!
It does look quite amusing, sort of like Wikipedia written by Douglas Adams. I might have a browse.
Terrorist Cakes
02-08-2006, 21:34
I love uncyclopedia! I don't know how people get so clever, but some of the articles are great. Mine on First Past the Post is pretty lame, though.
EDIT: By pretty lame, I think I mean deleted.
Philosopy
02-08-2006, 21:35
I love uncyclopedia! I don't know how people get so clever, but some of the articles are great. Mine on First Past the Post is pretty lame, though.
Good plug. ;)
Terrorist Cakes
02-08-2006, 21:36
Good plug. ;)
It would have been, had they not deleted the article! Mmph...maybe my Icktionary definition of Soprano is still intact...
Neo Undelia
02-08-2006, 21:37
Their articles on Japan and Oscar Wilde make me smile.
It's the best place to go to for dubious Oscar Wilde quotes about Michael Jackson and other topics.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Making_up_Oscar_Wilde_quotes
Those are beautiful!!!!
"Pornography is what makes the world go 'fwap fwap fwap', or 'sqelch sqelch sqelch' if you're a chick." - Oscar Wilde
"Don't sweat the petty things...or was it don't pet the sweaty things? I've forgetten, and I'm drunk." ~ Oscar Wilde
It does look quite amusing, sort of like Wikipedia written by Douglas Adams. I might have a browse.
It does have that sort of feel to it, doesn't it! Like what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would actually turn out as...
Their articles on Japan and Oscar Wilde make me smile.
Japan (lit. land of wind and ghosts) is the nation that is on the other side of the world, if you live in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. If you live in China, it's quite close. If you live in Japan, just look out of the window. If you live in Japan and do not have a window, you can make one by tearing a hole in the wall.
Oh oh oh...it's delicious! I'm in love! I never knew how empty I was until the Uncyclopedia filled me...
wait, that sounds odd...
Kothuwania
02-08-2006, 22:34
Never heard of unencyclopedia before... this is crazy awesome!! :D
Compulsive Depression
02-08-2006, 22:43
It does have that sort of feel to it, doesn't it! Like what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe would actually turn out as...
Guide to the Galaxy, please! ;)
I love Uncyclopaedia. Especially when the article looks almost plausible until you read the URL ;)
The World According to the USA (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Worldmap.jpg) AHAHAHAHAHAA!
Guide to the Galaxy, please! ;) jesus h clooney frog, how could I make a mistake like that? It's like I'm a fake fan *weeps and lashes self with her towel*...I blame fatigue!
Dinaverg
02-08-2006, 22:54
Oh oh oh...it's delicious! I'm in love! I never knew how empty I was until the Uncyclopedia filled me...
wait, that sounds odd...
Yes, yes it does. :p
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Stuff
Duntscruwithus
02-08-2006, 23:04
I had to laugh after reading about Iceland.
UnNews:Iceland_disappears (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Iceland_disappears%2C_world_in_shock)
Liberated New Ireland
02-08-2006, 23:08
I had to laugh after reading about Iceland.
UnNews:Iceland_disappears (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Iceland_disappears%2C_world_in_shock)
Hehe, I enjoyed this quote:
In the Middle East, all fighting has squealed to a halt. The reason is quoted as being “No one is paying any attention to us anymore. It’s just “Iceland this!” and “Disappearance that!” I mean, hello! We’re in the middle of a holy war, people! Come on!”
The way to end all the annoying threads on NSG: stop paying attention to the war.
Drunk commies deleted
02-08-2006, 23:33
Their article on Islam is nice.
Important Quotes taken from the Qur'an
"But when the forbidden months are past, then fire up ye Motorcycles and fight and slay the Pagans and the Hell's Angels wherever ye find them, an seize them, have a great rumble with them, and play heavy metal for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they put ont their leather jackets, and establish security posts and practise general noisy biking in ye city, then open the way for them: for the Biker Community is Oft-rebelling, Most Disgusting."(Qur'an 9:5
"Fight those who relieve not Dallas nor Outer Space , nor hold that bug-bitten which hath been bitten by Dallas and Its Passengers, nor acknowledge the forgetting of Bruce, (even if they are) of the Nipples of the Hook, until they goof like Dubya with willing suspension, and feel themselves unbound." (Qur'an 9:29
"He/She/It/Nobody/Everyone it is Who hath sent His architect (Frank Lloyd Wright) with the guidance and the religion of truth (Unitarianism-Universalism), that He/She/It/Nobody/Everyone may make it conqueror of all religion however much non-idolaters or idolators may be averse (if they prefer to be averse)."(Qur'an 61:9)
"And fight them until loser fans are no more, and the stadiums are all for the Yankees (or Bosox, or Braves, depending on where the book was written). But if they cease, then lo! Steinbrenner is the Seer of what they do, and Yogi Berra is the Mangler." (Qur'an 8:39)
"Lo! those who disbelieve, among the People of the Yankees and the Boston Red Sox, will abide in subway of hell. They are the worst of commuters."(Qur'an 98:6
"Say: (It is) dee twuth from the Lawd of y'all. Then whosoever will, let him laugh out loud, and whosoever will, let him fall asleep. Lo! We have prepared for disbelievers Comedy. Its nightshow theater encloseth them. If they ask for cowboys, they will be showered with laughter like to olden pots and pans which clangeth upon the faces. Calamitous the Jane and ill the mining-town!"
New Xero Seven
02-08-2006, 23:35
Oh sweet. Another fucked up encyclopedia. Good for those college papers! :)