NationStates Jolt Archive


I think my XBox 360 is haunted.

Greater Alemannia
01-08-2006, 15:53
Got it on Saturday. Since then, a weird phenomenon has occured repeatedly. Next to me, right now, is my printer. The kind with a flatbed scanner on top. Sitting on the scanner is a 360 controller and remote. What's been happen is that when my back is turned, the controller and remote have been finding ways to jump off the printer to the floor. I think my 360 came with a poltergeist.

Does the warranty cover ghosts? :(
Divine Imaginary Fluff
01-08-2006, 16:10
Glue them stuck; that will show it.:p
New Xero Seven
01-08-2006, 16:12
I blame the Germans. :)
Jeruselem
01-08-2006, 16:13
Cable-tie them to something!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-08-2006, 16:19
You have nothing to fear until blood starts oozing out of them and/or they wrap around your limbs in an attempt to leave you helpless as the main unit shambles between your legs and crush your manhood with repeated whacks from the cd tray. *nod*

But less than 1% of units experience that particular malfunction. :)
Isiseye
01-08-2006, 16:25
You have nothing to fear until blood starts oozing out of them and/or they wrap around your limbs in an attempt to leave you helpless as the main unit shambles between your legs and crush your manhood with repeated whacks from the cd tray. *nod*

But less than 1% of units experience that particular malfunction. :)

LOL! You sure nothing is vibrating where the stuff is? Or perhaps there is a slop on one of the machines and things are falling off?
I dare you to bring it back to the shop: Reason of return...Casper was here!
Greater Alemannia
01-08-2006, 16:26
I blame the Germans. :)

I blame Bush. The haunting... they're all about oil!
Isiseye
01-08-2006, 16:28
I blame Bush. The haunting... they're all about oil!


Yes he supplied the Ghost with weapons of mass spookology!