NationStates Jolt Archive

Got it on Saturday. Since then, a weird phenomenon has occured repeatedly. Next to me, right now, is my printer. The kind with a flatbed scanner on top. Sitting on the scanner is a 360 controller and remote. What's been happen is that when my back is turned, the controller and remote have been finding ways to jump off the printer to the floor. I think my 360 came with a poltergeist.

Does the warranty cover ghosts? :(

Glue them stuck; that will show it.:p

I blame the Germans. :)

Cable-tie them to something!

You have nothing to fear until blood starts oozing out of them and/or they wrap around your limbs in an attempt to leave you helpless as the main unit shambles between your legs and crush your manhood with repeated whacks from the cd tray. *nod*

But less than 1% of units experience that particular malfunction. :)

You have nothing to fear until blood starts oozing out of them and/or they wrap around your limbs in an attempt to leave you helpless as the main unit shambles between your legs and crush your manhood with repeated whacks from the cd tray. *nod*

But less than 1% of units experience that particular malfunction. :)

LOL! You sure nothing is vibrating where the stuff is? Or perhaps there is a slop on one of the machines and things are falling off?
I dare you to bring it back to the shop: Reason of return...Casper was here!

I blame the Germans. :)

I blame Bush. The haunting... they're all about oil!

I blame Bush. The haunting... they're all about oil!


Yes he supplied the Ghost with weapons of mass spookology!