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What's Baguetten Doing Today?

Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 14:46
http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=4477&date=20060731

It is once again time for the Stockholm Pride festival – a week-long celebration of gay culture that brings some truly original characters into the streets, buses and restaurants.

Starting on Monday, the festival brings thousands to Sweden’s capital to take part in a variety of talks such as “Voice training for transsexuals,” and “Cunt – the facts,” and a session where participants would be able to question the political parties.

Hopefully, he finds the time to take off work and go have some fun. Of course, he might not be in Stockholm...

The rest of the world has its halfwit peccadillos like rocket firings and airstrikes - and Sweden finds time to discuss "****" in detail.

Priorities...
The Mindset
01-08-2006, 14:49
I love ****. The word, that is. The actual organ is repulsive.

Cuntitty, cuntitty **** **** fag.
Cromotar
01-08-2006, 14:50
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The rest of the world has its halfwit peccadillos like rocket firings and airstrikes - and Sweden finds time to discuss "****" in detail.

Priorities...

Personally, I find ****-discussions to be more wholesome than airstrikes. Maybe that's just me.
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 14:50
Heavens! What's wrong with the actual organ!?
Carnivorous Lickers
01-08-2006, 14:51
This cant end well...
The Mindset
01-08-2006, 14:51
Heavens! What's wrong with the actual organ!?
Well, considering it's an all you can eat fish buffet, I'll take the hot German sausage anytime.
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 14:52
Well, considering it's an all you can eat fish buffet, I'll take the hot German sausage anytime.

You must be hanging out at the Low Tide Bar... you need to search for something fresher...
Carnivorous Lickers
01-08-2006, 14:58
Well, considering it's an all you can eat fish buffet, I'll take the hot German sausage anytime.


I've yet to encounter a fishy one.
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 15:00
I've yet to encounter a fishy one.

I'm afraid that amongst some people, it has the reputation of bad sushi.

Men can be just as filthy and smelly (or more so) - what is generally needed is proper hygiene.
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:00
This cant end well...

Aw, c'mon. It's such a nice start. And you of all people would appreciate a discussion about cunts... on an etymological basis of course. ;)
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 15:01
Aw, c'mon. It's such a nice start. And you of all people would appreciate a discussion about cunts... on an etymological basis of course. ;)
And the best part is it's not a thread about Lebanon...
Carnivorous Lickers
01-08-2006, 15:03
I'm afraid that amongst some people, it has the reputation of bad sushi.

Men can be just as filthy and smelly (or more so) - what is generally needed is proper hygiene.


I think its an old gag that inexperienced people like to keep referring to.

Hygiene and diet both contribute to conditions down there.

I've never been repulsed.
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:05
And the best part is it's not a thread about Lebanon...

We could talk about Lebanese cunts, though... to show international awarness?
Farnhamia
01-08-2006, 15:06
A discussion of cunts is certainly better than the eternal head-banging we do about so-called "serious" subjects. Of course, the former president of the University of Colorado might disagree. Part of the reason she's the former president is her remark during the brouhaha over alleged rapes by football players that "****" is sometimes a term of endearment. Don't get me wrong, I don't find the word offensive but at the same time I would never, for a second, consider whispering it romantically into my lover's shell-like ear.
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:09
A discussion of cunts is certainly better than the eternal head-banging we do about so-called "serious" subjects. Of course, the former president of the University of Colorado might disagree. Part of the reason she's the former president is her remark during the brouhaha over alleged rapes by football players that "****" is sometimes a term of endearment. Don't get me wrong, I don't find the word offensive but at the same time I would never, for a second, consider whispering it romantically into my lover's shell-like ear.

Well.... not as a "term of endearment". But I could think of several sentences involving the word **** and whispered in my ear that I would appreciate very much indeed, in the right circumstances.

A discussion about alleged rapes is the wrong forum to say something like that, though
Farnhamia
01-08-2006, 15:13
Well.... not as a "term of endearment". But I could think of several sentences involving the word **** and whispered in my ear that I would appreciate very much indeed, in the right circumstances.

A discussion about alleged rapes is the wrong forum to say something like that, though
Hmm ... okay, I agree with you, there are times when the word can be used romantically. But I wouldn't want to be called one. And yeah, that whole episode really didn't work out well for the Univesity's administration and coaching staff.
The Mindset
01-08-2006, 15:15
I think its an old gag that inexperienced people like to keep referring to.

Hygiene and diet both contribute to conditions down there.

I've never been repulsed.
I guess the German sausage comment went over your head, then. I have no experience with women, and no desire to add any. There is a reason for this. That reason does not involve abstinence.
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 15:16
I guess the German sausage comment went over your head, then. I have no experience with women, and no desire to add any. There is a reason for this. That reason does not involve abstinence.

Then you should keep in mind that I am not one to pass up either women or men.

Maybe you should expand your choices... :)
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:16
I guess the German sausage comment went over your head, then. I have no experience with women, and no desire to add any. There is a reason for this. That reason does not involve abstinence.

Meh, your loss. I quite appreciate both. :p
The Mindset
01-08-2006, 15:17
Then you should keep in mind that I am not one to pass up either women or men.

Maybe you should expand your choices... :)
I thought I made it abundantly clear that **** repulses me. :)
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:19
I thought I made it abundantly clear that **** repulses me. :)

Fair enough. As this thread started out about a Gay Pride festival, maybe we should return to that subject.

Cunts for the girls, suasages for the guys :D
Sinuhue
01-08-2006, 15:20
Well, considering it's an all you can eat fish buffet, I'll take the hot German sausage anytime.
I understand you're a bit...biased on this point, and I worship cock as much as any person should...but that's just offensive. If you don't like to eat it, that's your choice, but don't get all rude about other people's choices!
Farnhamia
01-08-2006, 15:20
Fair enough. As this thread started out about a Gay Pride festival, maybe we should return to that subject.

Cunts for the girls, sausages for the guys :D
There you go, works for me (though if they have a booth selling sausage of the food variety, so much the better). :p
The Mindset
01-08-2006, 15:24
I understand you're a bit...biased on this point, and I worship cock as much as any person should...but that's just offensive. If you don't like to eat it, that's your choice, but don't get all rude about other people's choices!
I'm sad that my amusing metaphor wasn't taken as it was intended. :(
Sinuhue
01-08-2006, 15:30
I'm sad that my amusing metaphor wasn't taken as it was intended. :(
Sorry, but putting fish and **** in the same sentence, regardless of your intent, gets you NO love!

But I don't think a single person missed the message inherent in the german sausage comment, so don't worry.
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:31
There you go, works for me (though if they have a booth selling sausage of the food variety, so much the better). :p

As long as they keep that booth faaaaaaar away from the booths selling various toys...
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 15:34
As long as they keep that booth faaaaaaar away from the booths selling various toys...

Keep in mind that certain fresh vegetables, such as a firm zucchini or cucumber, can be used as toys (although the health department may frown on their subsequent use as food).
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:40
Keep in mind that certain fresh vegetables, such as a firm zucchini or cucumber, can be used as toys (although the health department may frown on their subsequent use as food).

I don't see why they would frown on that... some folks like eating cunts, I don't see why there shouldn't be people who like eating what's been ins.... oh, nevermind.
Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 15:41
I don't see why they would frown on that... some folks like eating cunts, I don't see why there shouldn't be people who like eating what's been ins.... oh, nevermind.

A zucchini that has been marinated in someone's rectum is bound to acquire a subtle twang...
Carnivorous Lickers
01-08-2006, 15:43
Aw, c'mon. It's such a nice start. And you of all people would appreciate a discussion about cunts... on an etymological basis of course. ;)


I certainly have a great appreciation for the female anatomy, if thats what we're talking about.

When I use the word ****, though, its usually in anger and describing the entire person, not just part of them.

So-I dont associate the word with something pleasant. I associate it with someone I want to strangle, not screw.
Cabra West
01-08-2006, 15:43
A zucchini that has been marinated in someone's rectum is bound to acquire a subtle twang...


Thanks so much for pointing that out...

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Deep Kimchi
01-08-2006, 15:44
I certainly have a great appreciation for the female anatomy, if thats what we're talking about.

When I use the word ****, though, its usually in anger and describing the entire person, not just part of them.

So-I dont associate the word with something pleasant. I associate it with someone I want to strangle, not screw.

What term do you prefer?
BackwoodsSquatches
01-08-2006, 15:44
Keep in mind that certain fresh vegetables, such as a firm zucchini or cucumber, can be used as toys (although the health department may frown on their subsequent use as food).


Considering the size of the average cucumber, and especially a zucchini, I would hope you start keegling right away, or used some glue and duct tape to mend your shattered anus.
Carnivorous Lickers
01-08-2006, 15:52
I guess the German sausage comment went over your head, then. I have no experience with women, and no desire to add any. There is a reason for this. That reason does not involve abstinence.


I rarely miss anything, just didnt agree and didnt comment. The no experience part with women was clear, no need to explain.
Sinuhue
01-08-2006, 15:55
Considering the size of the average cucumber, and especially a zucchini, I would hope you start keegling right away, or used some glue and duct tape to mend your shattered anus.
By that logic, women who have given birth must be packing rolls of duct tape in their purses.
Carnivorous Lickers
01-08-2006, 15:57
What term do you prefer?

If I'm discussing a pussy, I call it that. For some reason, I dont find this word as extreme or as offensive as some do. It also seems acceptable to call it that when I'm being intimate with a woman and discussing what I'dd like to do next, etc... Unless they've already told me a specific pet name they already have for it.
So- pussy is the word. When I use the c-word, its the last resort and I'm not happy.

"Twat" is another word I usually use in a derogatory circumstance and its usually used to describe the entire person, male or female.
And thats if I've already exhausted "douche-bag".
Baguetten
01-08-2006, 16:20
Hopefully, he finds the time to take off work and go have some fun. Of course, he might not be in Stockholm...

Actually, my month long vacation started this week, so I could have theoretically taken part. Alas, I have other matters to attend to, and am unable to travel to Stockholm and stay for the time required, even if I do regret missing Friday’s political debate, which will be visited by the leaders of most of the parties in the Riksdag, with the notable exception of the Prime Minister who is also on vacation, but who did take the time to be interviewed in the biggest gay paper to send a clear message of support for gay rights.

The parade tends to be fun, too, but "been there, done that."
New Xero Seven
01-08-2006, 16:20
Pussy.
Cluichstan
01-08-2006, 16:21
Actually, my month long vacation started this week, so I could have theoretically taken part. Alas, I have other matters to attend to, and am unable to travel to Stockholm and stay for the time required, even if I do regret missing Friday’s political debate, which will be visited by the leaders of most of the parties in the Riksdag, with the notable exception of the Prime Minister who is also on vacation, but who did take the time to be interviewed in the biggest gay paper to send a clear message of support for gay rights.

The parade tends to be fun, too, but "been there, done that."


I was wondering how long it'd take you to pop into this thread. ;)
Baguetten
01-08-2006, 16:25
I was wondering how long it'd take you to pop into this thread. ;)

We can't all be as omnipresent as you.
Arthais101
01-08-2006, 16:36
We can't all be as omnipresent as you.

He's not omnipresent, he's just really really busy.
New Xero Seven
01-08-2006, 16:42
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