NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright. This is one of those joke threads where everything is expected to go to hell in a New York Minute.

Hypothetical situation:

Katie Holmes have awakened from her brainwashing, broken the invisible chains of her brain-washing. She has managed to release a desperate video plea for assistance, she is held prisoner at the bottom level of a formerly-secret scientology complex.

It is now known Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton and Kirsten Dunst are also being held prisoner in this facility.

The complex is burrowed inside a mountain and is heavily barricaded. The construction is believed to be similair to the NORAD complex at Cheyenne Mountain.

The guard force composes of a battalion of hired mercenaries who have been brainwashed by scientologists.

Gentlemen (and maybe a lady or two), you're part of a growing team/mob/army of people who will assault this complex.

*OOC: This is part RP, like the K-Mart massacre threads of old. Equip yourself with whatever weapons and tools in a realistic manner, then lets rock!*

Sacrifice Lynsay Lohan. Are they just keeping Angelina and Jen for the kicks and giggles?


I will join your free Katie and Suri campagin!

My plan of action:

Gather as many NASA ships as you can salvage, fly them to the HQ say you are the Prince that left earth (thats what they believe right) or even better say you are Tom Cruise and are here to bring the non believers to their judgement day. As TC you are currently preparing for a new movie role and cannot be seen because you are getting a facial, but you will send your trusty followers to execute the mission. Except noone wants Lyndsay Lohan.

Sacrifice Lynsay Lohan. Are they just keeping Angelina and Jen for the kicks and giggles?


I will join your free Katie and Suri campagin!

Hurrah! Someone cares.

*OOC: I'm considering a major twist involving Suri if this campaign continues*

Let's hear about your weapons!

ATTIRE
I'm dressed in a impossibly shiny, black business suit with jacket.
White shirt, black tie, black dress pants, black shoes.
Of course, black frame Oakley reflective sunglasses.

WEAPONS
I have a pair of dual IMI Desert Eagles, I carry approximately 300 rounds of ammunition at any one time.

I promote friendly tactics! And do not need weapons (as I am a girl and know little about them) but if we get caught here goes-I would bring the hypnotist from Little Britian to either bore them to sleep or else to put them into a trance. And eh phasers? Oh I'd Brad Pitt too, cos Jen and Angelina would fit so hard for him they would kill the guards!

Ohhh Clothes; Black is a good idea. I will be in skin tight black v neck top and leggings with Knee boots. Hair might be pulled up in a tight pony tail or maybe down...also will have 'cool' sunglasses!

Dressed like that; now you look like Lara Croft, Isiseye.

LOL that was the idea......My real name is quite similar to hers and I have the same colour hair and complextion but thats about it in similarities...(oh I do have a pair of somethings that could have similarities:eek: )