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So, as you can see here, I've got half a bottle of Jaeger, one shot glass emblazoned with the United Nations logo (purchased in their gift shop none the less!) and a strong disregard for my health. Should I do a quadruple shot of the Jaeger before I go to bed.

Factors to consider:

1.) Work in the morning. Yes, I actually have to go to work, even if "work" typically involves me tooling about on nationstates.

2.) Ummmmmmm...I like Jaeger?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5275/imgp2041bd2.jpg

So, as you can see here, I've got half a bottle of Jaeger, one shot glass emblazoned with the United Nations logo (purchased in their gift shop none the less!) and a strong disregard for my health. Should I do a quadruple shot of the Jaeger before I go to bed.

Factors to consider:

1.) Work in the morning. Yes, I actually have to go to work, even if "work" typically involves me tooling about on nationstates.

2.) Ummmmmmm...I like Jaeger?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5275/imgp2041bd2.jpg
Couldent find anything better then Jaeger? a good whisky or something? lol

i was drinking jaegermeister on sunday - awesome night and i ended it in a cell in a police station. i was mixing it with cointreau and lemonade tho so im sure youll be fine with just jaeger on its own :D

Couldent find anything better then Jaeger? a good whisky or something? lol
It was what I was able to stick in my pants when I stole it from the party. The damn whiskey was in a full sized handle!

Do it. For the United Nations.

Uh...what would be the point of drinking it before going to bed? I mean, yeah, it tastes like NyQuil, but if you're not going to be up and trying to do something with which the Jaeger would comically mess -- why waste booze? And precious booze at that, given that you had to smuggle it out in your pants from a party....

Do it. For the United Nations.

Hrm. I say yes, but wait, so you're extremely fucked for work.

Best way to go.

Uh...what would be the point of drinking it before going to bed? I mean, yeah, it tastes like NyQuil, but if you're not going to be up and trying to do something with which the Jaeger would comically mess -- why waste booze? And precious booze at that, given that you had to smuggle it out in your pants from a party....
I think you're right...

Jaegermeister kills brain cells but you are young and the weak ones die first

Eh, what the hell. Go for it. :)

What the hell would be the point?

What the hell would be the point?

Relieve mild boredom.

And people at work need something to talk about.

And people at work need something to talk about.
Well, in this case it would be a headache for me.

Do Iiiiitttttt!

Why waste alcohol if your just going to go to sleep?

*shakes head sadly*

Kids these days.... :p

Why not?

I think you should save it for the morning you know what would be funny doing the news drunk.

I'd watch that quality television

So have you done it yet?

So, as you can see here, I've got half a bottle of Jaeger, one shot glass emblazoned with the United Nations logo (purchased in their gift shop none the less!) and a strong disregard for my health. Should I do a quadruple shot of the Jaeger before I go to bed.

Factors to consider:

1.) Work in the morning. Yes, I actually have to go to work, even if "work" typically involves me tooling about on nationstates.

2.) Ummmmmmm...I like Jaeger?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5275/imgp2041bd2.jpg
Chug chug chug

Drink it and then have at least 4 servings of waffles. Belgian waffles too, those are the best.

So, as you can see here, I've got half a bottle of Jaeger, one shot glass emblazoned with the United Nations logo (purchased in their gift shop none the less!) and a strong disregard for my health. Should I do a quadruple shot of the Jaeger before I go to bed.



Instead of drinking, why don't you put up some particle board or something on your ceiling.

So, as you can see here, I've got half a bottle of Jaeger, one shot glass emblazoned with the United Nations logo (purchased in their gift shop none the less!) and a strong disregard for my health. Should I do a quadruple shot of the Jaeger before I go to bed.

Factors to consider:

1.) Work in the morning. Yes, I actually have to go to work, even if "work" typically involves me tooling about on nationstates.

2.) Ummmmmmm...I like Jaeger?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5275/imgp2041bd2.jpg
Only 4? Hell, I could do that, 3 times, drive to the store, pass 4 sobriety tests on the way, drink a 12 pack, go surfing, do 5 more shots of Goldschlager, stay up until I have 2 hours left til work, go to sleep, get up, take a shower, smoke a bowl, drink another shot for hangover (which might not have set in yet, if bowl didn't kill it), and then go to work.


Bottoms up!

If you don't drink, the terrorists win.

That's a mighty small shotglass.

I drink my bourbon from a juice glass.

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If you don't drink, the terrorists win.

That's a mighty small shotglass.

I drink my bourbon from a juice glass.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h224/Snoo_Snoo/life.jpg
I prefer vodka in large quantities over bourbon. Goes down easier.

However, for true drinking insanity I always stick to Gold. Great flavor, awesome kick....

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That's utterly filthy! *resists urge to fly out and lysol your sty*

That's utterly filthy! *resists urge to fly out and lysol your sty*

Nothing short of a good few gallons of napalm will do any good to that.

That's utterly filthy! *resists urge to fly out and lysol your sty*

Hey that's just the corner of my desk. My desk is allowed to be filthy. :p

However, you're more than welcome to fly out and clean it ... topless ... don't forget to bend down and pick up the cigarette wrapper next to the trash can ...