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01-08-2006, 04:17
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For ya'll to lazy to click the link...here is the articleLocal Mt. Vernon resident held on charges of public nudity.
Thomas Pigg from right here in Mt. Vernon, Illinois was arrested yesterday on four counts of public nudity. "Thomas had been running around town naked for several weeks before we finally caught that bastard," police Sgt. Brigs said. "We had gotten several complaints from concerned mothers about a man running around naked and decided it was time to take this criminal down once and for all."
The police used a computer to plot out where Thomas Pigg had been streaking, and found a trend. They then set up a trap for Thomas Pigg based on the collected information. Thomas fell right into it.
Brigs staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a man run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought Thomas Pigg down.
Many local Mt. Vernon residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought Thomas Pigg was such a good intentioned person. I guess Thomas has finally shown their true side. That man Bitch! Foolin' us all like that!"
Thomas Pigg will be tried next month in the local courthouse in Mt. Vernon, Illinois. Police are now warning parents to stay close to their children in case other freaks decide to follow the actions of Thomas Pigg. A new law is currently being written to bring down harsher punishments in cases like this. The name of the law is "Pigg's law."
Until Pigg is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Mt. Vernon. "People should stay far away from this man." Said Brigs, "Pigg has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this man hurting anyone."
Thomas declined our request for an interview saying only, "I like to be naked and free. FREEDOM!"
We will cover news of the trial as it happens.
What can I say...I like to..well...be free :D Give me support!
For ya'll to lazy to click the link...here is the articleLocal Mt. Vernon resident held on charges of public nudity.
Thomas Pigg from right here in Mt. Vernon, Illinois was arrested yesterday on four counts of public nudity. "Thomas had been running around town naked for several weeks before we finally caught that bastard," police Sgt. Brigs said. "We had gotten several complaints from concerned mothers about a man running around naked and decided it was time to take this criminal down once and for all."
The police used a computer to plot out where Thomas Pigg had been streaking, and found a trend. They then set up a trap for Thomas Pigg based on the collected information. Thomas fell right into it.
Brigs staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a man run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought Thomas Pigg down.
Many local Mt. Vernon residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought Thomas Pigg was such a good intentioned person. I guess Thomas has finally shown their true side. That man Bitch! Foolin' us all like that!"
Thomas Pigg will be tried next month in the local courthouse in Mt. Vernon, Illinois. Police are now warning parents to stay close to their children in case other freaks decide to follow the actions of Thomas Pigg. A new law is currently being written to bring down harsher punishments in cases like this. The name of the law is "Pigg's law."
Until Pigg is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Mt. Vernon. "People should stay far away from this man." Said Brigs, "Pigg has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this man hurting anyone."
Thomas declined our request for an interview saying only, "I like to be naked and free. FREEDOM!"
We will cover news of the trial as it happens.
What can I say...I like to..well...be free :D Give me support!