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I don't know where this showed up first, but it's got a little humor in it. Makes you realize how lucky we are to have hard-working Mexicans invading out southern border. They could be liberals, after all.

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.

The unflinching arrogance of the Bush Administration is prompting the exodus among liberal citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray in public, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota.

The producer was cold, exhausted, and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk"

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.

Liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies." I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out."

I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this, but I wanted to lighten up the over-Israelied, over-gayed, over-NSG'd discussions that I've been seeing.

Heheheheheheh.

That was entirely too funny.

Nice to see someone here has retained their sense of humor.

My favorite line has gotta be: "how many art-history majors does a country need?"

over-gayed

There is no such thing.

There is no such thing.
I concur.

Heheheheheheh.

That was entirely too funny.

Nice to see someone here has retained their sense of humor.

My favorite line has gotta be: "how many art-history majors does a country need?"
Wish I could claim to be that creative. A friend of mine, formerly a citizen of the Great White North, sent it to me. I hope I'm not posting unattributed Onion material.

I concur.

Of course you concur. One cannot but.

"Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing
re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR."

ROTFLMAO!!

There is no such thing.
I've said before that I would rather go to a party with a bunch of homosexuals than to a Baptist convention, but honestly, how much can you stand to read about homosexual marriage, homosexual rights, yadda yadda yadda. Sometimes one just goes into saturation on a subject.

There is no such thing.

Well how....no...

What if you...errr...

Ummm...

How will people stop having gay sex and get stuff done?

I don't know where this showed up first, but it's got a little humor in it. Makes you realize how lucky we are to have hard-working Mexicans invading out southern border. They could be liberals, after all.

I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this, but I wanted to lighten up the over-Israelied, over-gayed, over-NSG'd discussions that I've been seeing.


Wow, that was actually amusing.

Those damned Mer-cans cummin up 'ere an takin are jebs!

Wish I could claim to be that creative. A friend of mine, formerly a citizen of the Great White North, sent it to me. I hope I'm not posting unattributed Onion material.
I've seen this a number of times before...but I'm not sure where it originates.

Noooo!!!!! We're being invaded!!!111 :eek:

I've said before that I would rather go to a party with a bunch of homosexuals than to a Baptist convention, but honestly, how much can you stand to read about homosexual marriage, homosexual rights, yadda yadda yadda.

This rhetorical question does have the answer that one can read plenty.

Sometimes one just goes into saturation on a subject.

http://www.positivenation.co.uk/issue108/pics/kissing1.jpg

That's why pics as these help to move things along.

Well how....no...

What if you...errr...

Ummm...

How will people stop having gay sex and get stuff done?

Who needs to get stuff done when you can have gay sex?

Who needs to get stuff done when you can have gay sex?
I'm fairly certain that is the definition of 'getting stuff done' anyway...

Who needs to get stuff done when you can have gay sex?
The oppressors! Nazis, Christians and Republicans! Oh my!

I'm fairly certain that is the definition of 'getting stuff done' anyway...

Well, yes, but aren't there certain things required for gay sex? Things that, if everyone is having it, will need to be mass-produced?

I'm fairly certain that is the definition of 'getting stuff done' anyway...

Good definition, too.

I'm fairly certain that is the definition of 'getting stuff done' anyway...

http://erin.antabaka.net/men_kissing/getty3.jpg

Well, it most certainly does stuff to me.

http://erin.antabaka.net/men_kissing/getty3.jpg

Well, it most certainly does stuff to me.
You just want someone to go running crying to the mods, don't you? *checks moderation*

And of course someone did (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11473596&posted=1#post11473596).

Well, yes, but aren't there certain things required for gay sex? Things that, if everyone is having it, will need to be mass-produced?
Like what? I mean, gay sex can be just as 'gimmick free' as any other type of sex...

So if 'liberals' invade Canada, can we also have all your gays?

You just want someone to go running crying to the mods, don't you? *checks moderation*

Why would I want that? And how could anyone run anywhere for a kiss? Don't tell me kissing is not PG-13! It's a kiss, for pete's sake!

Anyway, it was just a joke with "over-gayed." Come on, it's not like the OP ("I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this") wasn't intending this thread commenced with a joke for joking in...

And of course someone did (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11473596&posted=1#post11473596).

What, the, F? Reporting a picture of a kiss?!?

There. There went my faith in humanity. Right there. The very last vestige.

Yeah but then you interjected your dirty gay agenda, and things just got all R-rated (gay kisses of course being more pornographic than straight kisses).

Like what? I mean, gay sex can be just as 'gimmick free' as any other type of sex...

So if 'liberals' invade Canada, can we also have all your gays?

Not just gimmicks I mean....like...I dunno, lube or something? I wouldn't know.

What, the, F? Reporting a picture of a kiss?!?

There. There went my faith in humanity. Right there. The very last vestige.
Ruled on. That faith doesn't need to be lost.

Not just gimmicks I mean....like...I dunno, lube or something? I wouldn't know.
Nothing is better than saliva.

What, the, F? Reporting a picture of a kiss?!?

There. There went my faith in humanity. Right there. The very last vestige.
I'm kinda surprised you did not see that coming.

Nothing is better than saliva.

...True.

But, we'd need energy. Food?

There. There went my faith in humanity. Right there. The very last vestige.

Yet it's ok to have 5,000 post long threads of "Babe Gallery" or whatever where bikini clad women are tossed about without a care in the world.

Give me more man-kissing, I say!

...True.

But, we'd need energy. Food?
All the frigid people could produce the needed goods while the rest of us get our groove on.

Yet it's ok to have 5,000 post long threads of "Babe Gallery" or whatever where bikini clad women are tossed about without a care in the world.

Give me more man-kissing, I say!
Make a thread?

All the frigid people could produce the needed goods while the rest of us get our groove on.
I'd be video taping the lesbians. *nods*

So as to not spam up moderation, I'll address this here:

Whom have I discriminated against? No one.
Please stop yelling "discrimination" the second someone is offended by something you don't agree with. :rolleyes:

This from the guy who ran to moderation whimpering about 'inappropriate'? If you believe that two men kissing is beyond the pale, but believe that a man and a woman kissing is not, then absolutely you have demonstrated discrimination. If you are against all public displays of affection, then your issues run much deeper than we probably have time for.

R-rated (gay kisses of course being more pornographic than straight kisses).

They are, because somethings pornographic-ness is directly proportional to the amount of Y chromasomes involved in those depicted.

Hence, two women naked is softcore.

A woman and a guy naked can be soft or hardcore.

Two guys = hardcore gayness.

(This is also why war movies are pr0noriffic. Like that one with Jake Gylnyehalltrowhatsit in the Gulf War, where he masturbates in a bathroom.)

So as to not spam up moderation, I'll address this here:



This from the guy who ran to moderation whimpering about 'inappropriate'? If you believe that two men kissing is beyond the pale, but believe that a man and a woman kissing is not, then absolutely you have demonstrated discrimination. If you are against all public displays of affection, then your issues run much deeper than we probably have time for.

ROTFLMAO!!

Sinuhue, you poor persecuted soul!
I was complaining about there being something off topic in a thread. No more no less. But I do find your desire to turn this into your crusade to be so very... cute.

When did I say that a heterosexual kiss would be fine?
Oh, that's right, I didn't.
Nor two women.
etc.

So will all of you please stop putting words in my mouth? :rolleyes:

They are, because somethings pornographic-ness is directly proportional to the amount of Y chromasomes involved in those depicted.

Hence, two women naked is softcore.

A woman and a guy naked can be soft or hardcore.

Two guys = hardcore gayness.

(This is also why war movies are pr0noriffic. Like that one with Jake Gylnyehalltrowhatsit in the Gulf War, where he masturbates in a bathroom.)
Finally, it is clear! Thank you for this illumination...mmmm...hardcore gayness...

All the frigid people could produce the needed goods while the rest of us get our groove on.

But if there's no such thing as over-gayed, the even the most extereme level of gayness could be succsessful. How could there be frigid people with the most extreme of gayness?

ROTFLMAO!!

Sinhue, you poor persecuted soul!
I was complaining about there being something off topic in a thread. No more no less. But I do find your desire to turn this into your crusade to be so very... cute. You stated 'inappropriate' and left it at that...and you seriously think people are going to buy that you just thought ANY picture would be 'inappropriate'? What about all the off-topic (like there is a topic) posts? Why not report them too? Try as you may to look 'innocent', you absolutely reported that picture based on your kneejerk reaction to it. At least admit it like a man.

But if there's no such thing as over-gayed, the even the most extereme level of gayness could be succsessful. How could there be frigid people with the most extreme of gayness?
I haven't thought this through, clearly...give me some time...perhaps we can train dolphins to fish for us and weave our clothing...

You stated 'inappropriate' and left it at that...and you seriously think people are going to buy that you just thought ANY picture would be 'inappropriate'? What about all the off-topic (like there is a topic) posts? Why not report them too? Try as you may to look 'innocent', you absolutely reported that picture based on your kneejerk reaction to it. At least admit it like a man.
You sexist bitch!:D

I haven't thought this through, clearly...give me some time...perhaps we can train dolphins to fish for us and weave our clothing...

We've seen homosexuality in animals too. Presumably they would be included in the ultimate gay universe?

I was complaining about there being something off topic in a thread.

Where is the topic of the thread?

Oh, yeah, there isn't any.

And whom do you think you're kidding?

You stated 'inappropriate' and left it at that...and you seriously think people are going to buy that you just thought ANY picture would be 'inappropriate'? What about all the off-topic (like there is a topic) posts? Why not report them too? Try as you may to look 'innocent', you absolutely reported that picture based on your kneejerk reaction to it. At least admit it like a man.

http://www.webster.com/dictionary/inappropriate
Main Entry: in·ap·pro·pri·ate
Pronunciation: "i-n&-'prO-prE-&t
Function: adjective
: not appropriate : UNSUITABLE

...this was a thread about a joke on the Internet. Had the title been "Gay topic Z" or whatever, then that'd be fair.

I'm sorry, but I categorically refuse to defend myself from what you read into something. And cheap attacks on my manhood are just that, cheap. :rolleyes:

Now please stop trying to pick a non-existent fight with me, eh? :)

You sexist bitch!:D
I'm glad someone caught that;)

I'm glad someone caught that;)

I didn't think it would be safe.

We've seen homosexuality in animals too. Presumably they would be included in the ultimate gay universe?
Damn it...too true...maybe we can train the trees to just drop food off at our door and weave our clothing?

Where is the topic of the thread?

Oh, yeah, there isn't any.

And whom do you think you're kidding?

Silly me, I thought it was this: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11473466&postcount=1

Well, not anymore, no.

It seems myself, that this place wasn't a blanket party of intolerance.

Now please stop trying to pick a non-existent fight with me, eh? :)
There's no fight. You found the picture inappropriate for reasons entirely out of step with your protestations, but go ahead and pretend otherwise.

We've seen homosexuality in animals too. Presumably they would be included in the ultimate gay universe?

Ah, but the creatures that can't be gay because of their anatomy can still be the menial workers.

Don't be specist and animalist!

There's no fight. You found the picture inappropriate for reasons entirely out of step with your protestations, but go ahead and pretend otherwise.

Yes, and you can go ahead and pretend that you're right.

Silly me, I thought it was this: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11473466&postcount=1

Well, not anymore, no.

It seems myself, that this place wasn't a blanket party of intolerance.
It pays to read until the end.

I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this, but I wanted to lighten up the over-Israelied, over-gayed, over-NSG'd discussions that I've been seeing.

Damn it...too true...maybe we can train the trees to just drop food off at our door and weave our clothing?

Hmmm...Perhaps...Considering trees don't really have sex they wouldn't be busy...

Yes, and you can go ahead and pretend that you're right.
Perception is a powerful thing. Does anyone else believe you, I wonder?

I'm glad someone caught that;)
I've been waiting for you to submit to an -ism.:p

Silly me, I thought it was this: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11473466&postcount=1

"I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this."

So basically saying that this thread has no topic for discussion is setting a topic?

Really, whom do you think you're kidding? It ain't anyone but yourself, and even there I doubt you manage to.

I've been waiting for you to submit to an -ism.:p
Oh, I can submit to -asms...I mean -isms...when it pleases me to do so.

Damn it...too true...maybe we can train the trees to just drop food off at our door and weave our clothing?
If we are having gay sex all the time, why would we need clothing?

It pays to read until the end.

Indeed it does! See below.


I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this, but I wanted to lighten up the over-Israelied, over-gayed, over-NSG'd discussions that I've been seeing

...so I assumed that the joke was to get AWAY from the nth Israeli and nth Gay threads that have been on the forums, not be a gateway for one and not the other.

Or have we been discussing Israel here in this thread so far? No? I didn't think so.

If we are having gay sex all the time, why would we need clothing?
I don't know...would be be having gay sex in Isreal?

:p

If we are having gay sex all the time, why would we need clothing?

We will be needing leather clothing. Duh!

Indeed it does! See below.



...so I assumed that the joke was to get AWAY from the nth Israeli and nth Gay threads that have been on the forums, not be a gateway for one and not the other.

Or have we been discussing Israel here in this thread so far? No? I didn't think so.
That was my intention. We repeat so many topics here that I was hoping for a little diversion. Woe's me and I hear that tiny violin off in the distance.

...so I assumed that the joke was to get AWAY from the nth Israeli and nth Gay threads that have been on the forums, not be a gateway for one and not the other.

So, jokes about the "over-gayed" comment are completely off-topic in a thread that starts with a joke and where the OP even says the thread has no topic for discussion?

You aren't even really trying any more.

"I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this."

So basically saying that this thread has no topic for discussion is setting a topic?

Really, whom do you think you're kidding? It ain't anyone but yourself, and even there I doubt you manage to.

The topic was (at least nominally) the joke.

Ah, please continue the petty insults, Bag. It really helps your cause. :rolleyes:

So, jokes about the "over-gayed" comment are completely off-topic in a thread that starts with a joke?

You aren't even really trying any more.

Please see the post above yours and give your mouth a rest, eh?

If we are having gay sex all the time, why would we need clothing?

Well, some people have their own things. Outfits, gear, the like.

We will be needing leather clothing. Duh!
Leather is stitched, not woven!

Indeed it does! See below.

...so I assumed that the joke was to get AWAY from the nth Israeli and nth Gay threads that have been on the forums, not be a gateway for one and not the other.

Or have we been discussing Israel here in this thread so far? No? I didn't think so.
Whatever floats your boat, Markreich...if you want to feel squeaky clean on this, be my guest. It's not that interesting.

The topic was (at least nominally) the joke.

Ah, please continue the petty insults, Bag. It really helps your cause. :rolleyes:

"Cause?" You really like to flatter yourself, don't you. Narcissism is a sin, you know...

What, the, F? Reporting a picture of a kiss?!?

There. There went my faith in humanity. Right there. The very last vestige.

At least you were able to gay up the thread as advertised twice before you lost your vestige. You'll always have that.

Indeed it does! See below.



...so I assumed that the joke was to get AWAY from the nth Israeli and nth Gay threads that have been on the forums, not be a gateway for one and not the other.

Or have we been discussing Israel here in this thread so far? No? I didn't think so.

Give us time. We'll get to Israel, with as short a stop as possible in Gaysrael.

Perception is a powerful thing. Does anyone else believe you, I wonder?

Especially when someone is slinging unsubstantiated mud, yeah.

We will be needing leather clothing. Duh!
Will we be getting the skins from the non-gay animals, or will we ignore the sexuality of their former owners?

Leather is stitched, not woven!
I thought it was tanned, instead of woven.

Leather is stitched, not woven!

But it is tanned and processed and I don't know what else. See, I shouldn't have to know! Someone else should have to know. And that someone else will be the hermaphrodites.

Especially when someone is slinging unsubstantiated mud, yeah.
Your actions speak louder than your backpeddling words.

Leather is stitched, not woven!

So...Well get trees to herd cows (having gay sex).

But it as tanned and processed and I don't know what else! See, I shouldn't have to know! Someone else should have to know. And that someone else will be the hermaphrodites.
You fucking prejudiced bastard....and not even using a proper term...I smite you in the name of my transgendered brothers and sisters!

"Cause?" You really like to flatter yourself, don't you. Narcissism is a sin, you know...

No, I just call 'em like I see 'em.
I assume your cause in responding to my every post to Sin was because you felt like you had something to add... which is a cause.

If you don't, I will take your further silence that you lack a cause and therefore have nothing more to say.

But it is tanned and processed and I don't know what else. See, I shouldn't have to know! Someone else should have to know. And that someone else will be the hermaphrodites.

Well, if there were other hermaphrodites...

At least you were able to gay up the thread as advertised twice before you lost your vestige. You'll always have that.
Is that like, "We'll always have Paris"?

My husband could only watch that movie up to that point, and then his cheese-metre burst and he had to leave.

Your actions speak louder than your backpeddling words.

Spoken like a true fascist.

Will we be getting the skins from the non-gay animals, or will we ignore the sexuality of their former owners?

We (and that is, they) could grow the skin in petri dishes. Completely vegan.

Burn victims can't be let to be the only ones to take advantage of this feat of modern science for much longer.

Spoken like a true fascist.


Fascist? Where did that come from?

No, I just call 'em like I see 'em.
I assume your cause in responding to my every post to Sin was because you felt like you had something to add... which is a cause.

If you don't, I will take your further silence that you lack a cause and therefore have nothing more to say.
You could have shut up about it long ago, taken your lumps for having a knee-jerk reaction to gay men, and moved on...I'll take your further blah blahing to mean that your stomach is still roiling from the effect of the image on your delicate sensibilities.

Well, if there were other hermaphrodites...
...they could be gay together?

...they could be gay together?

Exactly.

No, I just call 'em like I see 'em.

No, you call 'em like you make them up, and then think someone else is fooled.

Exactly.

They wouldn't be gay. Gay sex is sex with someone of the same gender. Not genders.

Fascist? Where did that come from?
He's trying to show that my labelling him as 'discriminatory' was unfounded, by calling me a silly name.

"My motives were pure, pure pure...ignore the man behind the curtain."

So back to gay sex in Israel. Petri-dish skin? How long would that take?

*Ding* End of round one. Everyone back to their corners.

They wouldn't be gay. Gay sex is sex with someone of the same gender. Not genders.
Oh screw you! There is no record of a true hermaphrodite, a person with functioning male and female genitalia. And transgendered people only have one gender. Bigot.

*Ding* End of round one. Everyone back to their corners.
That's it, now I want to have gay sex with you, but one of us is going to have to get a sex change first. Flip for it?

Oh screw you! There is no record of a true hermaphrodite, a person with functioning male and female genitalia. And transgendered people only have one gender. Bigot.

Oh, pipe down and read. I'm talking about the animals we will train to do our menial tasks.

Transgendered people will have their surgeries for free ASAP, so that they can take their place in the daisy chain without undue delay.

Oh screw you! There is no record of a true hermaphrodite, a person with functioning male and female genitalia. And transgendered people only have one gender. Bigot.
See? Gay people are evil.

Myrm...come on now...you know this is how we 'lighten up' around here...NSers are a strange, aggressive breed...

That's it, now I want to have gay sex with you, but one of us is going to have to get a sex change first. Flip for it?
Sorry, there's only one way and it's not going to involve a sex change by either of us. And no hermaphrodites, either.

See? Gay people are evil.

So? Evil has always been supplying people with a gayer, old time.

Myrm...come on now...you know this is how we 'lighten up' around here...NSers are a strange, aggressive breed...
LOL. It's absolutely out of hand, but I felt compelled to appear responsible. I don't know where that impulse came from, by the way.

Sorry, there's only one way and it's not going to involve a sex change by either of us. And no hermaphrodites, either.
Fine, I'll take Sin's place.

Sorry, there's only one way and it's not going to involve a sex change by either of us. And no hermaphrodites, either.
Killjoy...I bet you'd make a hot woman...and I so would have cheated.

Is that like, "We'll always have Paris"?

My husband could only watch that movie up to that point, and then his cheese-metre burst and he had to leave.

You can add cheese resistors inline that will allow him to watch Casablanca or All That Jazz or even The daVinci Code start to finish without going off scale.

So? Evil has always been gayer.

It's the outfits, right?

You can add cheese resistors inline that will allow him to watch Casablanca or All That Jazz or even The daVinci Code start to finish without going off scale.
I'm not sure I'd love him as much that way...

It's the outfits, right?

No, it's the sodomy. Evil people just do it better.

It's the outfits, right?
Don't forget the Riddler. What was that about?

So? Evil has always been supplying people with a gayer, old time.

Are these results quantifiable?

No, it's the sodomy. Evil people just do it better.

Ah...Hmm, makes sense.

Are these results quantifiable?

Through measuring the gravimetrics of bodily fluids, very.

I'm not sure I'd love him as much that way...

How much less do you reckon...in minutes?

Those men in the pictures Baguetten posted are hot! I knew plenty of guys drooled over lesbians, but I never thought I'd get turned on looking at gay men kiss. You've made me discover something new in myself Baguetten, thank you. I'll just go back and stare at those pictures for a while longer...

LOL. It's absolutely out of hand, but I felt compelled to appear responsible. I don't know where that impulse came from, by the way.
Yeah, what the heck...must be the same impulse that once caused me to...um....I got nothing.

Ah...Hmm, makes sense.

See, you have come a step closer to solving me tonight.

Through measuring the gravimetrics of bodily fluids, very.

Weigh all participants in and out?

Those men in the pictures Baguetten posted are hot! I knew plenty of guys drooled over lesbians, but I never thought I'd get turned on looking at gay men kiss. You've made me discover something new in myself Baguetten, thank you. I'll just go back and stare at those pictures for a while longer...

Theres one from left field!

Weigh all participants in and out?

Either that, or wait until the fluids are expelled. Some people like the method you mention, some people like the latter one.

And some like them both. :)

Theres one from left field!
No, it's EXACTLY WHAT SOME PEOPLE FEARED WOULD HAPPEN!

Those men in the pictures Baguetten posted are hot! I knew plenty of guys drooled over lesbians, but I never thought I'd get turned on looking at gay men kiss. You've made me discover something new in myself Baguetten, thank you. I'll just go back and stare at those pictures for a while longer...

...*snicker*

Bwahaha! That's funny. I wonder how long she'll be gone.

No, it's EXACTLY WHAT SOME PEOPLE FEARED WOULD HAPPEN!

I am so proud.

No, it's EXACTLY WHAT SOME PEOPLE FEARED WOULD HAPPEN!

Gaydiation at work, clearly. Expose her a bit more and soon....

...*snicker*

Bwahaha! That's funny. I wonder how long she'll be gone.
I've got two windows up, so I can easily drool over those pics while keeping up with this discussion. :)

I've got two windows up, so I can easily drool over those pics while keeping up with this discussion. :)

Ah, multi-tasking, of course.

Gaydiation at work, clearly. Expose her a bit more and soon....

Making her like men more isn't what I'd call turning her into a lesbian.

Fortunately.

Making her like men more isn't what I'd call turning her into a lesbian.

Fortunately.
I thought he was saying that soon I'll be picking up gay couples in bars. :eek: :D

I thought he was saying that soon I'll be picking up gay couples in bars. :eek: :D
Honey, they'd have to be bi.

No, it's EXACTLY WHAT SOME PEOPLE FEARED WOULD HAPPEN!

What?!!?? Where?!?!?!?

*leaps onto kitchen chair in terror*

Honey, they'd have to be bi.
I wish I was an amazingly good-looking gay man...:( :)

I wish I was an amazingly good-looking gay man...:( :)
Now I just have to get Dinaverg to say that.

I wish I was an amazingly good-looking gay man...:( :)

Dare to dream.

Now I just have to get Dinaverg to say that.
He never will as long as Terrorist Cakes is still around. Sorry. :p

Now I just have to get Dinaverg to say that.

You mean to say he isn't?

I'm not looking for any particular discussion on this, but I wanted to lighten up the over-Israelied, over-gayed, over-NSG'd discussions that I've been seeing.
With an article that makes retarded generalisations about liberals. Yes, everyone will like that. :rolleyes:

With an article that makes retarded generalisations about liberals. Yes, everyone will like that. :rolleyes:

Oh my God you said "retarded".

You mean to say he isn't?
You've given me allot to sig about....

You've given me allot to sig about....
It's not really an exact quote is it? Better check if he doesn't mind.
EDIT: I mean Baguetten.

It's not really an exact quote is it? Better check if he doesn't mind.
EDIT: I mean Baguetten.
I'm sure he won't

I'm sure he won't
It is Dinaverg you're talking about. He's as creepy as a boat full of bums. :eek:

It is Dinaverg you're talking about. He's as creepy as a boat full of bums. :eek:
He is taken a while to reply...

Maybe he has to think about the fact that he would be calling Dinaverg "amazingly good-looking"

You've given me allot to sig about....

That's not what I said at all. You misrepresenter, you.

That's not what I said at all. You misrepresenter, you.
I was expecting something a lil wittier.

That, or a straight up "Ewww, Dinaverg! I feel sick"

I was expecting something a lil wittier.

I aim to disappoint.

That, or a straight up "Ewww, Dinaverg! I feel sick"

I hear Dinaverg is black. Black guys are supposed to have big dicks. So, you can see why "sick" is probably out of the question.

I was expecting something a lil wittier.

That, or a straight up "Ewww, Dinaverg! I feel sick"
You expect posts to be witty? I'll have to follow you around then and laugh at every single one of your posts, which of course will all be highly amusing. :rolleyes:

I aim to disappoint.
You do it like a pro.


I hear Dinaverg is black. Black guys are supposed to have big dicks. So, you can see why "sick" is probably out of the question.
Very clearly.

Not a big spam fan, but this is the best thread ever. Good job, Myrm. You managed to make it about Isreal and Gay while not actually haven't the remotest discussion. I choked when I read Vac's post.

You expect posts to be witty? I'll have to follow you around then and laugh at every single one of your posts, which of course will all be highly amusing. :rolleyes:
Well, Bag has proven himself skilled with wit, sarcasm, and maybe ironism.

Well, Bag has proven himself skilled with wit, sarcasm, and maybe ironism.

As well as tinism, not to be confused with tinitis which is a larger problem than people realize...




... for gay people


... in Isreal

EDIT: Anyone else notice that one of the arguments made about the post was "Or is that compassion for other points of view limited?
" Apparently he was complaining it was off-topic which is some "other points of view" and not that it was men kissing. Anyone who got it he has a problem with men kissing just doesn't realize that when people say "other points of view" it usually refers to positions on hijacking.

Gay Isreali Spam. I wonder what kind of flavour it has?

Gay Isreali Spam. I wonder what kind of flavour it has?
I'd say it is very tasty...:p

Gay Isreali Spam. I wonder what kind of flavour it has?
I doubt that it's kosher.

Ah, where to start, where to start.He never will as long as Terrorist Cakes is still around. Sorry. Well, if she was into a threesome sort of thing...It is Dinaverg you're talking about. He's as creepy as a boat full of bums.Bums don't ride boats silly.I aim to disappoint.Everyone needs a goal.I hear Dinaverg is black. Black guys are supposed to have big dicks. So, you can see why "sick" is probably out of the question.^_^I doubt that it's kosher.Aye, probably not.

Not a big spam fan, but this is the best thread ever. Good job, Myrm. You managed to make it about Isreal and Gay while not actually haven't the remotest discussion.

This thread has left Joc without even the ability english to language effective use.

1st time I've seen affect him despeechified like this. Ever.

This thread has left Joc without even the ability english to language effective use.

1st time I've seen affect him despeechified like this. Ever.

Wow, you're right.

This thread has left Joc without even the ability english to language effective use.

1st time I've seen affect him despeechified like this. Ever.

Honestly and amusingly, I don't seen anything wrong with that sentence. I used the terms "Isreal" and "Gay" in sort of an odd way because I wasn't talking about the actual terms but the group of topics related to those terms.

Edit: Got it. It was a typo, mon ami.

Honestly and amusingly, I don't seen anything wrong with that sentence. I used the terms "Isreal" and "Gay" in sort of an odd way because I wasn't talking about the actual terms but the group of topics related to those terms.

Edit: Got it. It was a typo, mon ami.

LOL now mine looks like I made the whole thing up!;)

Honestly and amusingly, I don't seen anything wrong with that sentence. I used the terms "Isreal" and "Gay" in sort of an odd way because I wasn't talking about the actual terms but the group of topics related to those terms.

Edit: Got it. It was a typo, mon ami.

Sure it was. ;)

Ah, where to start, where to start.

Well, if she was into a threesome sort of thing...

Bums don't ride boats silly.

Everyone needs a goal.

^_^

Aye, probably not.
Baguetten is Fass?! that makes so much sense i never noticed it before.

You don't have your bitch metre on.

Baguetten is Fass?! that makes so much sense i never noticed it before.
I had a strong hunch the first time I saw it post. Then Gerfret made a post that cleared everything up.

Bums don't ride boats silly.
They don't?! :eek:
You should tell that to Bumboat!

At the current pace, today's humor will be tomorrow's reality. Albeit less amusing when experienced.