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exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

Soo..uh..what did ya do?

exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

...come on.. what happened...

Now be fair, did you, or did you not break the law.

Soo..uh..what did ya do?

Something that warranted getting arrested apparently.

Something that warranted getting arrested apparently.


Im guessing that hes not so much angry at the piggies, as he is at himself for getting caught.

Something that warranted getting arrested apparently.

Possible conclusion, yes. But what exactly?

Hmm...that does tend to happen when you break the law :)

Oh, wow, what are the chances of being arrested by police of all people? I mean, it's not like it's their job to take people off the streets, because everyone should be allowed to continue what they do no matter what... idiot.

Just be thankful the police didn't :sniper: you. :D

Wouldn't telling the coppers to go procreate with themselves only result in more coppers?

Greater Pacific States']Oh, wow, what are the chances of being arrested by police of all people?

True, you don't often see accountants arresting people.

not entirely sure what for - i dont think they charged me with anything, not that i remember anyway but they put me in handcuffs and then a cell for the night. handcuffs really hurt apparently, especially when you try and get out of them.

not entirely sure what for - i dont think they charged me with anything, not that i remember anyway but they put me in handcuffs and then a cell for the night. handcuffs really hurt apparently, especially when you try and get out of them.
Yes well, that IS the point.

So if you dont remember, where you being a tad under the influence and disorderly perhaps?

not entirely sure what for...


Riiiight...so you were shitfaced.

Greater Pacific States']Oh, wow, what are the chances of being arrested by police of all people? I mean, it's not like it's their job to take people off the streets, because everyone should be allowed to continue what they do no matter what... idiot.

Just be thankful the police didn't :sniper: you. :D
luckily in my country we don't trust the police with guns, at least not usually.

what a shock, the handcuffs kept you from getting out of them....this is obviously the police being unreasonable!

I mean, really, can you blame them for doing their job?

luckily in my country we don't trust the police with guns, at least not usually.
C'mon, you had to do something to get arrested by an English cop...I mean, they never screw up. ;)

So drunk and disorderly I take it. Meh it could be worse

Riiiight...so you were shitfaced.
in a word, yes :p. and i kicked off at a bouncer who chucked me out on some lie about stealing a girls jumper which i know i didnt do.

what a shock, the handcuffs kept you from getting out of them....this is obviously the police being unreasonable!

They tend to tighten up actually when you struggle to get out of them.

Greater Pacific States']I mean, really, can you blame them for doing their job?
absolutely :p specially when theyr doing it to me

So drunk and disorderly I take it. Meh it could be worse

True. And he's out now. I mean, who hasn't spent the night in the drunk tank?

I mean, uh...

*runs*

exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

Stop flashing little kids and this won't happen.

exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

Learn to refrain from being anything but a good little citizen,
and you wont get hurt.

po-lice
Is that a new species?
a new class?
Or a funny insurance contract?
Well ,aren't they?
And tommorow they will ,concentrate you in football terrain.
They"are obediant,nothing more.
PS: they are not alone

And tommorow they will ,concentrate you in football terrain.
They"are obediant,nothing more.
PS: they are not alone
huh?

huh?


note to Infinite Revolution:

The English of Allers isn't quite as good as his Dutch.

His Dutch isn't quite as good as his French.

And kindly pardon his French...

note to Infinite Revolution:

The English of Allers isn't quite as good as his Dutch.

His Dutch isn't quite as good as his French.

And kindly pardon his French...

I dont care if you hate me now, you still make me wanna :fluffle:

:p

in a word, yes :p. and i kicked off at a bouncer who chucked me out on some lie about stealing a girls jumper which i know i didnt do.
Bouncers don't care about the truth, their job is to neutralize conflicts inside the place before there's a fight.

What the hell is a jumper?

note to Infinite Revolution:

The English of Allers isn't quite as good as his Dutch.

His Dutch isn't quite as good as his French.

And kindly pardon his French...
don't stalk me ,please
my brain is better than my french.:fluffle:

Bouncers don't care about the truth, their job is to neutralize conflicts inside the place before there's a fight.

What the hell is a jumper?

jumper = sweater

jumper = sweater
Ahhhh, thankymuch.

don't stalk me ,please
my brain is better than my french.:fluffle:


OK. You'd have to admit it was a decent joke anyway.

Meh, only idiots get caught by the police, and even then, if you get caught, you need to take revenge so that doesn't happen again. Last time a police man tried to arrest me he lost his job.

OK. You'd have to admit it was a decent joke anyway.
SE QUIERE USTED/?

It's funny because you're from New Jersey.

SE QUIERE USTED/?

Stick to Dutch and French. ;)

Stick to Dutch and French. ;)
oh you know it.
hace mucho tiempo,
Que pasa?
i like fishing?

oh you know it.
hace mucho tiempo,
Que pasa?
i like fishing?

Like - Alba ghu BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Like - Alba ghu BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Someting like that but ,in the comic way.

i like fishing?

Me gusta pescar.

oh you know it.
hace mucho tiempo,
Que pasa?
i like fishing?

What the hell are you trying to say?

Me gusta pescar.
he tambien

he tambien


Y porque ahogas en la soledad?

What the hell are you trying to say?

Good to see you around again. :)

Y porque ahogas en la soledad?
no sun only questions

Dejen de destruir mi idioma, ¿Quieren?

No les gustaría que yo hiciese lo mismo con el suyo, por fácil que parezca.

Dejen de destruir mi idioma, ¿Quieren?

No les gustaría que yo hiciese lo mismo con el suyo, por fácil que parezca.


Yo no se porque razon cantar a ella -
si debia aborrecerla con las fuerzas de mi corazon...

Dunno - blame Allers ;)

Dejen de destruir mi idioma, ¿Quieren?

No les gustaría que yo hiciese lo mismo con el suyo, por fácil que parezca.
no comprende que dices
que dices?

Allers is french or what?

If ya can't do the time, then guess what? Don't do da frackking crime! Duhhhh!

exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

I love cops. One in particular. :)

no comprende que dices
aue dices?

That's because I'm writing in true spanish and not the stupid pidgin you are trying to recreate here.

Allers is french or what?


Breton ( kreisz breisz ) , unless I am wildy mistaken, dear lady.

I love cops. One in particular. :)
[ In best Monty Python style voice ] Does she like handcuffs? :D

Yo no se porque razon cantar a ella -
si debia aborrecerla con las fuerzas de mi corazon...

Dunno - blame Allers ;)

Dios mio...

Allers is french or what?
guess?

And hi, Cluitch, sexiest spammer ever.

what a shock, the handcuffs kept you from getting out of them....this is obviously the police being unreasonable!

I could get out of em. :cool:

guess?

I'll go with Bogmarsh answer.

That's because I'm writing in true spanish and not the stupid pidgin you are trying to recreate here.
fun ,leuk aND CO:fluffle:

in a word, yes :p. and i kicked off at a bouncer who chucked me out on some lie about stealing a girls jumper which i know i didnt do.

You would think she would be able to identify the thief. :p

[ In best Monty Python style voice ] Does she like handcuffs? :D

We both do. :cool:

And hi, Cluitch, sexiest spammer ever.

*blushes*

I'll go with Bogmarsh answer.
Why?

Due to the lack of a better one.

Due to the lack of a better one.
bullshit
it is like democracy,you have nothing to say;)

exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

My step-mom is a cop.

not entirely sure what for - i dont think they charged me with anything, not that i remember anyway but they put me in handcuffs and then a cell for the night. handcuffs really hurt apparently, especially when you try and get out of them.


Write them a letter thanking them for not charging you with anything.

Are we to believe that someone who has enough dislike of the police to call them "pigs" is a non-criminal?

I love cops. One in particular. :)

ROBOCOP!!!:D

so i went back to police station this afternoon to apologise for being such a dickhead and to find out if i'm being charged with anything and apparently they're charging me with breach of the peace. they've sent a report to the procurator fiscal office so i just have to wait to see if they think it's worth prosecuting. could be worse, they could quite easily have charged me with assault and resisting arrest. according to the desk seargeant it's fairly unlikely they'll prosecute a case of breach of the peace so i'm optimistic that i could get away with not getting a criminal record.

exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.
yay for have wrists to small to keep hand cuffs on:D

Are we to believe that someone who has enough dislike of the police to call them "pigs" is a non-criminal?
i never claimed to be innocent. i was acting like a dickhead, i'm just pissed off that there are consequences :p plus the fact that the bouncer was even more of a dickhead. i know the guy, he used to work at the club i work at and he got sacked for using excessive violence when chucking people out and for bringing in hookers.

It's funny because you're from New Jersey.
i'm from jersey not new jersey.

My step-mom is a cop.
yeh well, i'm sure some cops are good people when they aren't at work. i just seriously dislike cops when they are working. plus all the cops i know and all the people i know who want to be cops are dickheads whose favourite part of the job is exercising their power over people who can't fight back. much the same as all the bouncers i've known.

Wouldn't telling the coppers to go procreate with themselves only result in more coppers?LOL..

Yes, yes it would :D

LOL..

Yes, yes it would :D
and it did - they had to call reinforcements to restrain me