NationStates Jolt Archive


the police should go and procreate with themselves

Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 13:27
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.
BackwoodsSquatches
31-07-2006, 13:28
Soo..uh..what did ya do?
Mstreeted
31-07-2006, 13:28
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

...come on.. what happened...
Damor
31-07-2006, 13:29
Now be fair, did you, or did you not break the law.
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 13:29
Soo..uh..what did ya do?

Something that warranted getting arrested apparently.
BackwoodsSquatches
31-07-2006, 13:30
Something that warranted getting arrested apparently.


Im guessing that hes not so much angry at the piggies, as he is at himself for getting caught.
Cabra West
31-07-2006, 13:30
Something that warranted getting arrested apparently.

Possible conclusion, yes. But what exactly?
Septarn
31-07-2006, 13:31
Hmm...that does tend to happen when you break the law :)
[NS]Greater Pacific States
31-07-2006, 13:32
Oh, wow, what are the chances of being arrested by police of all people? I mean, it's not like it's their job to take people off the streets, because everyone should be allowed to continue what they do no matter what... idiot.

Just be thankful the police didn't :sniper: you. :D
Koroser
31-07-2006, 13:35
Wouldn't telling the coppers to go procreate with themselves only result in more coppers?
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 13:36
Greater Pacific States']Oh, wow, what are the chances of being arrested by police of all people?

True, you don't often see accountants arresting people.
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 13:36
not entirely sure what for - i dont think they charged me with anything, not that i remember anyway but they put me in handcuffs and then a cell for the night. handcuffs really hurt apparently, especially when you try and get out of them.
Mstreeted
31-07-2006, 13:37
not entirely sure what for - i dont think they charged me with anything, not that i remember anyway but they put me in handcuffs and then a cell for the night. handcuffs really hurt apparently, especially when you try and get out of them.
Yes well, that IS the point.

So if you dont remember, where you being a tad under the influence and disorderly perhaps?
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 13:38
not entirely sure what for...


Riiiight...so you were shitfaced.
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 13:38
Greater Pacific States']Oh, wow, what are the chances of being arrested by police of all people? I mean, it's not like it's their job to take people off the streets, because everyone should be allowed to continue what they do no matter what... idiot.

Just be thankful the police didn't :sniper: you. :D
luckily in my country we don't trust the police with guns, at least not usually.
Septarn
31-07-2006, 13:39
what a shock, the handcuffs kept you from getting out of them....this is obviously the police being unreasonable!
[NS]Greater Pacific States
31-07-2006, 13:40
I mean, really, can you blame them for doing their job?
Quaon
31-07-2006, 13:41
luckily in my country we don't trust the police with guns, at least not usually.
C'mon, you had to do something to get arrested by an English cop...I mean, they never screw up. ;)
Londim
31-07-2006, 13:41
So drunk and disorderly I take it. Meh it could be worse
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 13:41
Riiiight...so you were shitfaced.
in a word, yes :p. and i kicked off at a bouncer who chucked me out on some lie about stealing a girls jumper which i know i didnt do.
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 13:41
what a shock, the handcuffs kept you from getting out of them....this is obviously the police being unreasonable!

They tend to tighten up actually when you struggle to get out of them.
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 13:42
Greater Pacific States']I mean, really, can you blame them for doing their job?
absolutely :p specially when theyr doing it to me
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 13:42
So drunk and disorderly I take it. Meh it could be worse

True. And he's out now. I mean, who hasn't spent the night in the drunk tank?

I mean, uh...

*runs*
R0cka
31-07-2006, 13:46
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

Stop flashing little kids and this won't happen.
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 13:53
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

Learn to refrain from being anything but a good little citizen,
and you wont get hurt.
Allers
31-07-2006, 13:59
po-lice
Is that a new species?
a new class?
Or a funny insurance contract?
Well ,aren't they?
And tommorow they will ,concentrate you in football terrain.
They"are obediant,nothing more.
PS: they are not alone
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 14:13
And tommorow they will ,concentrate you in football terrain.
They"are obediant,nothing more.
PS: they are not alone
huh?
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 14:15
huh?


note to Infinite Revolution:

The English of Allers isn't quite as good as his Dutch.

His Dutch isn't quite as good as his French.

And kindly pardon his French...
Mstreeted
31-07-2006, 14:19
note to Infinite Revolution:

The English of Allers isn't quite as good as his Dutch.

His Dutch isn't quite as good as his French.

And kindly pardon his French...

I dont care if you hate me now, you still make me wanna :fluffle:

:p
Andaluciae
31-07-2006, 14:44
in a word, yes :p. and i kicked off at a bouncer who chucked me out on some lie about stealing a girls jumper which i know i didnt do.
Bouncers don't care about the truth, their job is to neutralize conflicts inside the place before there's a fight.

What the hell is a jumper?
Allers
31-07-2006, 14:59
note to Infinite Revolution:

The English of Allers isn't quite as good as his Dutch.

His Dutch isn't quite as good as his French.

And kindly pardon his French...
don't stalk me ,please
my brain is better than my french.:fluffle:
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 15:06
Bouncers don't care about the truth, their job is to neutralize conflicts inside the place before there's a fight.

What the hell is a jumper?

jumper = sweater
Andaluciae
31-07-2006, 15:07
jumper = sweater
Ahhhh, thankymuch.
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 15:08
don't stalk me ,please
my brain is better than my french.:fluffle:


OK. You'd have to admit it was a decent joke anyway.
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:09
Meh, only idiots get caught by the police, and even then, if you get caught, you need to take revenge so that doesn't happen again. Last time a police man tried to arrest me he lost his job.
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:10
OK. You'd have to admit it was a decent joke anyway.
SE QUIERE USTED/?
New Stalinberg
31-07-2006, 15:17
It's funny because you're from New Jersey.
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 15:18
SE QUIERE USTED/?

Stick to Dutch and French. ;)
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:20
Stick to Dutch and French. ;)
oh you know it.
hace mucho tiempo,
Que pasa?
i like fishing?
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 15:21
oh you know it.
hace mucho tiempo,
Que pasa?
i like fishing?

Like - Alba ghu BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:22
Like - Alba ghu BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Someting like that but ,in the comic way.
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 15:24
i like fishing?

Me gusta pescar.
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:24
oh you know it.
hace mucho tiempo,
Que pasa?
i like fishing?

What the hell are you trying to say?
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:25
Me gusta pescar.
he tambien
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 15:26
he tambien


Y porque ahogas en la soledad?
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 15:27
What the hell are you trying to say?

Good to see you around again. :)
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:27
Y porque ahogas en la soledad?
no sun only questions
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:27
Dejen de destruir mi idioma, ¿Quieren?

No les gustaría que yo hiciese lo mismo con el suyo, por fácil que parezca.
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 15:29
Dejen de destruir mi idioma, ¿Quieren?

No les gustaría que yo hiciese lo mismo con el suyo, por fácil que parezca.


Yo no se porque razon cantar a ella -
si debia aborrecerla con las fuerzas de mi corazon...

Dunno - blame Allers ;)
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:29
Dejen de destruir mi idioma, ¿Quieren?

No les gustaría que yo hiciese lo mismo con el suyo, por fácil que parezca.
no comprende que dices
que dices?
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:30
Allers is french or what?
Eutrusca
31-07-2006, 15:30
If ya can't do the time, then guess what? Don't do da frackking crime! Duhhhh!
Lunatic Goofballs
31-07-2006, 15:30
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

I love cops. One in particular. :)
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:30
no comprende que dices
aue dices?

That's because I'm writing in true spanish and not the stupid pidgin you are trying to recreate here.
BogMarsh
31-07-2006, 15:31
Allers is french or what?


Breton ( kreisz breisz ) , unless I am wildy mistaken, dear lady.
Eutrusca
31-07-2006, 15:31
I love cops. One in particular. :)
[ In best Monty Python style voice ] Does she like handcuffs? :D
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 15:31
Yo no se porque razon cantar a ella -
si debia aborrecerla con las fuerzas de mi corazon...

Dunno - blame Allers ;)

Dios mio...
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:32
Allers is french or what?
guess?
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:32
And hi, Cluitch, sexiest spammer ever.
Lunatic Goofballs
31-07-2006, 15:32
what a shock, the handcuffs kept you from getting out of them....this is obviously the police being unreasonable!

I could get out of em. :cool:
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 15:33
guess?

I'll go with Bogmarsh answer.
Allers
31-07-2006, 15:33
That's because I'm writing in true spanish and not the stupid pidgin you are trying to recreate here.
fun ,leuk aND CO:fluffle:
Lunatic Goofballs
31-07-2006, 15:33
in a word, yes :p. and i kicked off at a bouncer who chucked me out on some lie about stealing a girls jumper which i know i didnt do.

You would think she would be able to identify the thief. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
31-07-2006, 15:36
[ In best Monty Python style voice ] Does she like handcuffs? :D

We both do. :cool:
Cluichstan
31-07-2006, 15:44
And hi, Cluitch, sexiest spammer ever.

*blushes*
Allers
31-07-2006, 16:04
I'll go with Bogmarsh answer.
Why?
Aelosia
31-07-2006, 16:06
Due to the lack of a better one.
Allers
31-07-2006, 18:40
Due to the lack of a better one.
bullshit
it is like democracy,you have nothing to say;)
United Chicken Kleptos
31-07-2006, 19:00
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.

My step-mom is a cop.
New Granada
31-07-2006, 19:17
not entirely sure what for - i dont think they charged me with anything, not that i remember anyway but they put me in handcuffs and then a cell for the night. handcuffs really hurt apparently, especially when you try and get out of them.


Write them a letter thanking them for not charging you with anything.
Kzord
31-07-2006, 19:31
Are we to believe that someone who has enough dislike of the police to call them "pigs" is a non-criminal?
SHAOLIN9
31-07-2006, 20:03
I love cops. One in particular. :)

ROBOCOP!!!:D
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 20:09
so i went back to police station this afternoon to apologise for being such a dickhead and to find out if i'm being charged with anything and apparently they're charging me with breach of the peace. they've sent a report to the procurator fiscal office so i just have to wait to see if they think it's worth prosecuting. could be worse, they could quite easily have charged me with assault and resisting arrest. according to the desk seargeant it's fairly unlikely they'll prosecute a case of breach of the peace so i'm optimistic that i could get away with not getting a criminal record.
Antikythera
31-07-2006, 20:11
exciting news, i got arrested last night! i now hate the police even more than i did before. congratulations pigs for being complete and utter arseholes.
yay for have wrists to small to keep hand cuffs on:D
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 20:14
Are we to believe that someone who has enough dislike of the police to call them "pigs" is a non-criminal?
i never claimed to be innocent. i was acting like a dickhead, i'm just pissed off that there are consequences :p plus the fact that the bouncer was even more of a dickhead. i know the guy, he used to work at the club i work at and he got sacked for using excessive violence when chucking people out and for bringing in hookers.
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 20:24
It's funny because you're from New Jersey.
i'm from jersey not new jersey.
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 20:29
My step-mom is a cop.
yeh well, i'm sure some cops are good people when they aren't at work. i just seriously dislike cops when they are working. plus all the cops i know and all the people i know who want to be cops are dickheads whose favourite part of the job is exercising their power over people who can't fight back. much the same as all the bouncers i've known.
OcceanDrive
31-07-2006, 20:39
Wouldn't telling the coppers to go procreate with themselves only result in more coppers?LOL..

Yes, yes it would :D
Infinite Revolution
31-07-2006, 20:49
LOL..

Yes, yes it would :D
and it did - they had to call reinforcements to restrain me