NationStates Jolt Archive

On the combined advice of some NSers, friends, an a medical student acquaintance, my partner and I tried getting around the problem of me not 'fitting', with her going on top. Two hours of bleeding and a ruptured cervix later, it turns out that was not such a good plan, after all.

What's the worst advice you've ever given or received?

On the combined advice of some NSers, friends, an a medical student acquaintance, my partner and I tried getting around the problem of me not 'fitting', with her going on top. Two hours of bleeding and a ruptured cervix later, it turns out that was not such a good plan, after all.

What's the worst advice you've ever given or received?

Maybe you guys should stick to oral

I dont think I've ever been given bad advice.

Maybe you guys should stick to oral

I dont think I've ever been given bad advice.
She's a former gymnast and has amazing lower body strength, I do yoga and I'm black, it's a shame to let that go to waste

She's a former gymnast and has amazing lower body strength, I do yoga and I'm black, it's a shame to let that go to waste

It is a shame, but I think the only way you're going to get around it is to talk to a doctor. At least he can tell you the consequences of your actions more than us lot!

It is a shame, but I think the only way you're going to get around it is to talk to a doctor. At least he can tell you the consequences of your actions more than us lot!
Wow. I never would have thought of that one on my own :P

Wow. I never would have thought of that one on my own :P

well you are the one who took the advice of NSG :p

well you are the one who took the advice of NSG :p
...friends... and a medical student...

Bad advice.. Hmm. Plenty over the years. Nothing really sticks out though.

On the combined advice of some NSers, friends, an a medical student acquaintance, my partner and I tried getting around the problem of me not 'fitting', with her going on top. Two hours of bleeding and a ruptured cervix later, it turns out that was not such a good plan, after all.

What's the worst advice you've ever given or received?
My God, see, that's what happens when you don't listen to me. I told you it was a bad idea! A ruptured cervix? Holy shit. >.<

My God, see, that's what happens when you don't listen to me. I told you it was a bad idea! A ruptured cervix? Holy shit. >.<
Holy shit indeed that sounds mega painful. I'm sure some people were posting that gravity would have a negative effect though...

..I'm sorry but you must be massive!!!

My God, see, that's what happens when you don't listen to me. I told you it was a bad idea! A ruptured cervix? Holy shit. >.<
*giggles*

Worst advice?

"Here, take this"

Holy shit indeed that sounds mega painful. I'm sure some people were posting that gravity would have a negative effect though...
Indeed. :rolleyes: >.<

Indeed. :rolleyes: >.<
*pats on the knee* mmm :p

*pats on the knee* mmm :p
:p

Holy shit indeed that sounds mega painful. I'm sure some people were posting that gravity would have a negative effect though...

..I'm sorry but you must be massive!!!
or she's quite small

I'm guessing that girth isnt a problem, its the length

how about you just dont try getting it all the way in?

.. or.. i hate to say it, break up with her.. it'll come between you eventually

which isnt the topic.. topic is worst advice stuff

She's a former gymnast and has amazing lower body strength, I do yoga and I'm black, it's a shame to let that go to waste
*shoots down the ugly head of racial superiority*

*shoots down the ugly head of racial superiority*
Well, if you aim real low, that could actually help. :D

Well, if you aim real low, that could actually help. :D

lol

Does it make me a bad person that I laughed - a lot - after reading this thread?

Does it make me a bad person that I laughed - a lot - after reading this thread?
I take it your a guy?

She's a former gymnast and has amazing lower body strength, I do yoga and I'm black, it's a shame to let that go to waste

Black?

I'd say more of a Mocha...


I keed! I keeed!

or she's quite small

I'm guessing that girth isnt a problem, its the length

how about you just dont try getting it all the way in?

.. or.. i hate to say it, break up with her.. it'll come between you eventually

which isnt the topic.. topic is worst advice stuff
oh i dont think he is going to have to break up with her--that would make him a jerk--she will break up with him. it may be years before she is able to trust any man enough to attempt sex again.

Oh my...ruptured CERVIX?!

Yeah, I know the doctor's a family friend, but perhaps you should bite the bullet and go see the doctor?

Alternatively, go to a walk-in clinic.

She's a former gymnast and has amazing lower body strength, I do yoga and I'm black, it's a shame to let that go to waste
Is that supposed to... mean something? :confused:

On the advice of a friend, I challenged the psychopathic brother of a college girlfriend to a fight in a ring with several friends watching. Win or lose, the fight was meant to end this rivalistic aggression in a controlled setting. Well, I lost. but the asshole didn't stop. He continued to assault me after I was clearly beaten and several of my friends had to pull him off me. Or so I was told, as I wasn't conscious anymore at that point. I spent a week in the hospital because of that(several broken ribs, broken nose, mild concussion, a dislocated arm and bruised testicles! :( ).

On the advice of a friend, I challenged the psychopathic brother of a college girlfriend to a fight in a ring with several friends watching. Win or lose, the fight was meant to end this rivalistic aggression in a controlled setting. Well, I lost. but the ashole didn't stop. He continued to assault me after I was clealy beaten and several of my friends had to pull him off me. Or so I was told, as I wasn't conscious anymore at that point. I spent a week in the hospital because of that(several broken ribs, broken nose, mild concussion, a dislocated arm and bruised testicles! :( ).
What a pussy. Did your friends at least stomp him?

She's a former gymnast and has amazing lower body strength, I do yoga and I'm black, it's a shame to let that go to waste

I'm Italian and fully appreciate your dilema. I learned no girl on top when I was 19.

further problems were-the girl leaning back too far or coming off and slamming back down on me.

maybe it was just her-she was a pain in the ass. But I would rather avoid a fracture and there are so many other ways

On the combined advice of some NSers, friends, an a medical student acquaintance, my partner and I tried getting around the problem of me not 'fitting', with her going on top. Two hours of bleeding and a ruptured cervix later, it turns out that was not such a good plan, after all.

What's the worst advice you've ever given or received?
While I deeply feel with your lady there (NO! No pun intended whatsoever!) and I really hope that she'll be fine soon - I don't recall any advice turned bad without me thinking it would be in the first place.

[I still can't believe you really did that! :(:headbang: Who would follow an advice taken - if only partly - from NSG without considering any side-effects or consequences beforehand?]

I'm Italian and fully appreciate your dilema. I learned no girl on top when I was 19.

further problems were-the girl leaning back too far or coming off and slamming back down on me.

maybe it was just her-she was a pain in the ass. But I would rather avoid a fracture and there are so many other ways
Been there, had that done to me - very unpleasent indeed! Oh, when will the XXs learn that we XYs don't bend that way?!?

What a pussy. Did your friends at least stomp him?

They offered to, but at the time, they were apparently a bit pre-occupied with my limp form. :p

On the combined advice of some NSers, friends, an a medical student acquaintance, my partner and I tried getting around the problem of me not 'fitting', with her going on top. Two hours of bleeding and a ruptured cervix later, it turns out that was not such a good plan, after all.

What's the worst advice you've ever given or received?


The size queen in me is curious, and horrified. How small must she be? And how fucking huge is your dick?

They offered to, but at the time, they were apparently a bit pre-occupied with my limp form. :p
Ah. Well... in that case, I understand. *nods*

Ah. Well... in that case, I understand. *nods*

The worst part was that as the assault upon my person reached it's climax, he expressed his intention to remove me from the genepool. As I blacked out, I thought he had succeeded. It's entirely possible that without the prudent intercession by my friends, that he would have. :(

The worst part was that as the assault upon my person reached it's climax, he expressed his intention to remove me from the genepool. As I blacked out, I thought he had succeeded. It's entirely possible that without the prudent intercession by my friends, that he would have. :(
Ouch...
I'm pretty sure that it would have been okay to kill him in self-defense.

<.<

>.>

*puts away knife*
I'm just sayin'.

The worst part was that as the assault upon my person reached it's climax, he expressed his intention to remove me from the genepool. As I blacked out, I thought he had succeeded. It's entirely possible that without the prudent intercession by my friends, that he would have. :(

I think this should be a lesson to all, fighting is bad m'kay?

Disclaimer: The above is only true when not applied to oiled up women.

Disclaimer: The above is only true when not applied to oiled up women.
Or in the UFC. Or against people who fight fair.

I could probably think of more exceptions...

I think this should be a lesson to all, fighting is bad m'kay?

Disclaimer: The above is only true when not applied to oiled up women.

Hey! This thread is for bad advice, not good advice!

I recommend fighting large sex-starved prison convicts. It's a great stress reliever. :)

The size queen in me is curious, and horrified. How small must she be? And how fucking huge is your dick?


I have experienced women that were in some cases very shallow and some others very narrow.

"Snug" is what I'm used to now, but two in the past were a project to make work.

Or in the UFC. Or against people who fight fair.

I could probably think of more exceptions...

Nope, my rule so my exceptions.

Who fights fair anyway? If you fight you fight to win, people don't bother with Queensbury rules on the street.

Nope, my rule so my exceptions.

Who fights fair anyway? If you fight you fight to win, people don't bother with Queensbury rules on the street.
Queensbury rules? Hardly fair.
Anyways, a person who fights fair in a street fight is generally defined as: someone who will stop when the other person goes under or screams "I give" (or "stop" or whatever). What the hell do you think fighting fair is?

Alternatively, go to a walk-in clinic.
Surely that would be a crouch-and-staqgger-in clinic?

Worst advice? It came from a good friend of mine, and he suggested that when I initially wanted to break up with my ex boyfriend that I give the asshole another chance....

Queensbury rules? Hardly fair.
Anyways, a person who fights fair in a street fight is generally defined as: someone who will stop when the other person goes under or screams "I give" (or "stop" or whatever). What the hell do you think fighting fair is?

I'll agree. In a fight without rules, the only 'fair fight' rule is stopping when the opponent has had enough. That, and I won't attack someone's knees. Not unless I'm fighting for my life.

I'll agree. In a fight without rules, the only 'fair fight' rule is stopping when the opponent has had enough. That, and I won't attack someone's knees. Not unless I'm fighting for my life.
So eye-gouging and throat-punching is ok, but knee kicking isn't?


(I was also going to say something about testicles but then I saw it was you and feel that you, of all men, have earned the right to attack another man's happysacks)

So eye-gouging and throat-punching is ok, but knee kicking isn't?


(I was also going to say something about testicles but then I saw it was you and feel that you, of all men, have earned the right to attack another man's happysacks)

Okay, good point. Perhaps there are a few other attacks I won't do unless I have to.

As for the testicles, Perhaps it's because of the circle of friends I had in high school and college, but I never hesitate to attack them. Partly because I don't share the taboo against touching another man's scrotum, but mostly because I think it's positively hilarous when someone writhes on the ground holding himself. :)

I'll agree. In a fight without rules, the only 'fair fight' rule is stopping when the opponent has had enough. That, and I won't attack someone's knees. Not unless I'm fighting for my life.

Do you not believe that the moment a situation has got to the point where violence is the only way forward that you are already fighting for your life? I mean the other guy could have a 9mm in his waistband or a flick knife in his pocket.

In a street fight I do the most damage I can in the shortest time possible and if that involved breaking his knee or gouging an eye then so be it. I know that I'll never throw a first punch so it's self defence all the way for me.

Do you not believe that the moment a situation has got to the point where violence is the only way forward that you are already fighting for your life? .

No, I don't. I think the world would be a lot less violent if people would fight out their differences more.

No, I don't. I think the world would be a lot less violent if people would fight out their differences more.

Is that meant to be ironic? I really can't tell.

Is that meant to be ironic? I really can't tell.

Well, it is pretty ironic that (in my opinion) one of the reasons why we have so many killings in this country is because we don't have enough beatings.

The nice thing about fights(without knives and guns) is that you rarely die. You usually survive to learn from the experience. That's why I think we need to encourage fistfights among our children. :)