NationStates Jolt Archive


Boy, Microsoft is good at making controllers, ehh?

Greater Alemannia
30-07-2006, 13:24
After the blunder with the original XBox controller, they came out with the S, which was great. Now this XBox 360 controller is pretty good too.
Peisandros
30-07-2006, 13:28
Shit no! Sony destroys any microsoft controller.. Ahhh Xbox 360 ones are just as ugly!!
Jimusopolis
30-07-2006, 13:29
Shit no! Sony destroys any microsoft controller.. Ahhh Xbox 360 ones are just as ugly!!

It's a controller? Why does it have to be attractive? It's all about the ergonomics really.
Super-power
30-07-2006, 13:33
It's a controller? Why does it have to be attractive? It's all about the ergonomics really.
Now if only people will realize that for the Wii.
Peisandros
30-07-2006, 13:35
It's a controller? Why does it have to be attractive? It's all about the ergonomics really.
Ugly to play with. Ugly doesn't always have to be about looks you know ;)
Kellarly
30-07-2006, 13:36
Shit no! Sony destroys any microsoft controller.. Ahhh Xbox 360 ones are just as ugly!!

The ones for the 360 are so much better to hold and use than the Sony ones though, especially for the analogue sticks.

After Nintendo screwed up with the N64 controller IMO (why the fuck was the analogue stick in the midlle, such a pain to hold), they've made em sooo much better for playing with the Xbox and 360.
Peisandros
30-07-2006, 13:37
The ones for the 360 are so much better to hold and use than the Sony ones though, especially for the analogue sticks.

After Nintendo screwed up with the N64 controller IMO (why the fuck was the analogue stick in the midlle, such a pain to hold), they've made em sooo much better for playing with the Xbox and 360.
I'll take a PS2 controller anyday.
Kellarly
30-07-2006, 13:40
I'll take a PS2 controller anyday.

Fair enough, i'm loathe to go back to the PS2 now though. I never really liked its controller as the sticks were in the wrong place. 360 is a superior controller for me.
Swilatia
30-07-2006, 13:40
nintendo, on the other hhavd, sucks at designing controllers.
Peisandros
30-07-2006, 13:42
Fair enough, i'm loathe to go back to the PS2 now though. I never really liked its controller as the sticks were in the wrong place. 360 is a superior controller for me.
Yes, 360 is better than xbox. But I've never been a fan of analog sticks on either controller. I avoid them if I can.. The 360 uses the sticks too damn much while with PS2 it's not essential.
Peisandros
30-07-2006, 13:42
nintendo, on the other hhavd, sucks at designing controllers.
Very much so.
Harlesburg
30-07-2006, 13:44
Playstaions ones are egonomic and not crap they dont look ugly either
Andaluciae
30-07-2006, 14:02
I haven't been extremely happy with any controller for a while. As a youngun I loved the N64 controller, but the PS2 controller never caught me. I hated the original XBox controller, and regularly called it 'a worthless cheeseburger'. The S controller is alright, but I've come to really like the 360 controller, it's very enjoyable to use.
Greater Alemannia
30-07-2006, 14:03
I never liked the PSX controllers. The fact that Sony has used the same controller for three consoles, and the fact that they seriously tried to sell the banana, tells me a lot about their controller-designing abilities.
Greater Alemannia
30-07-2006, 14:05
Now if only people will realize that for the Wii.

I really can't see the Wii controller being ergonomically excellent.
The Aeson
30-07-2006, 14:23
And they keyboard. Let's not forget the keyboard!
SHAOLIN9
30-07-2006, 15:19
Shit no! Sony destroys any microsoft controller.. Ahhh Xbox 360 ones are just as ugly!!

If by destroy you mean blatantly steal ideas from (triggers and guide button from 360 controller on PS3), then yes :mad:
SHAOLIN9
30-07-2006, 15:20
Fair enough, i'm loathe to go back to the PS2 now though. I never really liked its controller as the sticks were in the wrong place. 360 is a superior controller for me.

Ditto :)
Nobel Hobos
30-07-2006, 15:38
And they keyboard. Let's not forget the keyboard!

KEYBOARD? We don't need no steenkin keyboard!

Go back to the key, I say. A big knob of Bakelite, attached to a strip of spring steel by a good old brass rivet.

Dit Dah Dit Dit Dit Dah Dah ...
New Stalinberg
30-07-2006, 16:38
The hell? The original x-box controller was one of the best. It was HUGE and my hands could snuggle in it. Then those bastards we're like, "WE SUCK! LETS MAKE DUMB CONTROLLERS!" and made them smaller.

Do you guys know WHY the x-box controller (new and old) is so good?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/AwesomeSauce75/copycat.jpg

Because it's modeled after the best controller of all time.

Seriously, the Dreamcast controller was fairly small, but can fit anyone's hand. It also has everything (except the D-pad which isn't widley used) at your fingertips. It's much better than the crap Nintendo has cranked out with.
Ravenshrike
30-07-2006, 17:41
If by destroy you mean blatantly steal ideas from (triggers and guide button from 360 controller on PS3), then yes :mad:
You mean the triggers that were ripped from the DC?
SHAOLIN9
30-07-2006, 22:57
You mean the triggers that were ripped from the DC?

ermmm....

*whistles*

shhhhh......

I did like my DC, the tamagotchi in a controller idea was genius (at the time). For me the 360 controller works perfectly, the old xbox controllers never felt right. The black and white buttons on the S controller were badly sized and positioned and the original xbox controller needed a warehouse of it's own to live in!

PS2 controller is far too small for me and the analogue sticks are too close together. Until I find something which feels more comfortable it's 360 controller all the way! :)
New Foxxinnia
31-07-2006, 00:11
I really can't see the Wii controller being ergonomically excellent.
I can't see it being too horribly bad though.
The South Islands
31-07-2006, 00:34
Am I the only one on earth that actually likes the old school X-Box controller?
People without names
31-07-2006, 00:44
Shit no! Sony destroys any microsoft controller.. Ahhh Xbox 360 ones are just as ugly!!
atleast the xbox 360 controllers doesnt look like a double dildo http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41155000/jpg/_41155339_ps3_b203sony.jpg
Potarius
31-07-2006, 00:46
After Nintendo screwed up with the N64 controller IMO (why the fuck was the analogue stick in the midlle, such a pain to hold), they've made em sooo much better for playing with the Xbox and 360.

Er, I hope you weren't holding your left hand on the far-left side of the controller to use your thumb on the analogue stick... You're supposed to hold the center prong. It's a very good controller when used properly.
Posi
31-07-2006, 04:41
I'll take a PS2 controller anyday.
I hate PS2 controllers. They are much too small. They kill my thumbs, because they are bent the whole time. The need to move the buttons so that I can straighten my thumbs for a bit. Xbox, on the other hand, had nice controllers. My thumbs are bent a bit, then they are stright for a bit. My joins don't get stiff from being in the same position the whole time. However, as crappy as the system was, the Gamecube had the best controllers. They conform to the hand, and all that nice junk.

My friend just got a 360, I hope it is an improvement on the allready good Xbox controller.

As for all the PS3 banana controller bashing. I would have preferred it. It would allow me to move my hands to a place of relative comfort.
Dinaverg
31-07-2006, 04:48
I really can't see the Wii controller being ergonomically excellent.

Because you've used it?
M3rcenaries
31-07-2006, 05:22
The 360 controller is easy to hold and use. Things are properly placed but I have one controller where changing the batteries is a pain in the ass.
Greater Alemannia
31-07-2006, 07:13
Because you've used it?

It's a fucking vibrator.
Dinaverg
31-07-2006, 07:18
It's a fucking vibrator.

...And I repeat, "Because you've used it?". Geez, if someone's obsessed with penises enough, everything can be phallic.
Dryks Legacy
31-07-2006, 09:29
I hate PS2 controllers. They are much too small. They kill my thumbs, because they are bent the whole time. The need to move the buttons so that I can straighten my thumbs for a bit. Xbox, on the other hand, had nice controllers. My thumbs are bent a bit, then they are stright for a bit. My joins don't get stiff from being in the same position the whole time. However, as crappy as the system was, the Gamecube had the best controllers. They conform to the hand, and all that nice junk.

My friend just got a 360, I hope it is an improvement on the allready good Xbox controller.

As for all the PS3 banana controller bashing. I would have preferred it. It would allow me to move my hands to a place of relative comfort.

In my opinion all the sixth-generation controllers were pretty much the same, except the PS2 still had the D-pad taking up valuable space. Everyone has their analog sticks where the thumb already rests, but Sony continues to hold out.

It's a fucking vibrator.

Why do you hate the Wii-mote so much? Everyone hated Wind Waker before it came out, admittedly some still do but alot of people (myself included) realised that you have to play a game like that to realise how good it is. I reckon the Wii will be the same.

The 360 controller is easy to hold and use. Things are properly placed but I have one controller where changing the batteries is a pain in the ass.

It uses batteries, hopefully Nintendo won't overlook that. Nintendo have been using Li ion cells in everything lately, maybe Microsoft should take a hint (hopefully Nintendo do as well, if they don't it makes me look like a hypocrite)
Peisandros
31-07-2006, 09:48
atleast the xbox 360 controllers doesnt look like a double dildo http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41155000/jpg/_41155339_ps3_b203sony.jpg
Yea man. They look fucking sexy as.
Peisandros
31-07-2006, 09:50
I hate PS2 controllers. They are much too small. They kill my thumbs, because they are bent the whole time. The need to move the buttons so that I can straighten my thumbs for a bit. Xbox, on the other hand, had nice controllers. My thumbs are bent a bit, then they are stright for a bit. My joins don't get stiff from being in the same position the whole time. However, as crappy as the system was, the Gamecube had the best controllers. They conform to the hand, and all that nice junk.

My friend just got a 360, I hope it is an improvement on the allready good Xbox controller.

As for all the PS3 banana controller bashing. I would have preferred it. It would allow me to move my hands to a place of relative comfort.
Playing games is all about fucking your joints up and hurting your thumbs. It just wouldn't be the same if that didn't happen. PS3 controllers look fucking good and I can't wait to hold on to those sexy long.. arm... handle.. things. Just awesome.
Cromotar
31-07-2006, 10:00
The GameCube has the controller that feels best in my hand. The Playstation controller tends to give me hand cramps after prolonged use, and I always tend to press the wrong button.

I look forward to trying the Wii controller.
Compulsive Depression
31-07-2006, 11:23
Am I the only one on earth that actually likes the old school X-Box controller?
No, there are at least three of us. It doesn't beat the 6-button Megadrive/Genesis pad, but Second Best Controller's not a bad accolade.

How can people actually use PS controllers? Do they have dwarfism or something? Bending my thumbs that far hurts :(
Pure Metal
31-07-2006, 11:27
I did like my DC, the tamagotchi in a controller idea was genius (at the time). For me the 360 controller works perfectly, the old xbox controllers never felt right. The black and white buttons on the S controller were badly sized and positioned and the original xbox controller needed a warehouse of it's own to live in!

PS2 controller is far too small for me and the analogue sticks are too close together. Until I find something which feels more comfortable it's 360 controller all the way! :)
gotta agree with you there. the DC controller was smart :) and the PS2 controller i found immeasurably uncomfortable (not as bad as the child-sized Gamecube controllers though :mad: )

however, i actually loved the original xbox controller - felt just right, comfortable, solid, everything (except the black and white buttons) was easy to reach and use, and compared to the other controllers out there they were big enough! what is it with all these people with small hands out there? :confused:
i actually refused to get, or use, a controller-S, heh.
Zolworld
31-07-2006, 12:21
gotta agree with you there. the DC controller was smart :) and the PS2 controller i found immeasurably uncomfortable (not as bad as the child-sized Gamecube controllers though :mad: )

however, i actually loved the original xbox controller - felt just right, comfortable, solid, everything (except the black and white buttons) was easy to reach and use, and compared to the other controllers out there they were big enough! what is it with all these people with small hands out there? :confused:
i actually refused to get, or use, a controller-S, heh.

I really liked the original xbox one, before they shrunk it. it was chunky and had weight to it. nowadays controllers are too flimsy. I use a PS2 controller with the PC but il get a xbox 360 one when I can be arsed. PS2 ones are ok but not very ergonomic.
Pure Metal
31-07-2006, 12:24
atleast the xbox 360 controllers doesnt look like a double dildo http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41155000/jpg/_41155339_ps3_b203sony.jpg
boring.

http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/xbox360/faq/xbox360controller_01.jpg

cool.
Peisandros
31-07-2006, 12:26
boring.

http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/xbox360/faq/xbox360controller_01.jpg

cool.
*gasp* :eek:

The PS2 Dildotroller pwns 360.
Pure Metal
31-07-2006, 12:28
*gasp* :eek:

The PS2 Dildotroller pwns 360.
the PS dildotroller looks cheap and naff, not to mention uncomfortable and tacky.

the 360 controller looks functional, comfortable, clean, colourful, well laid out and the lighting-up green x logo thing is just cool
Cromotar
31-07-2006, 12:30
atleast the xbox 360 controllers doesnt look like a double dildo http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41155000/jpg/_41155339_ps3_b203sony.jpg

That controller design was scrapped. The PS3 controller now looks a lot like the older DualShock controllers (Sony were never very big on innovation).