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i nominate captain euro (http://www.captaineuro.com/). its so pathetic, its also prolly just propaganda. what do you think is the worst comic?

Pope-Man!

You heard me.

Im not making this up.

Pope-Man!

You heard me.

Im not making this up.

I want to see this.

Pope-Man!

You heard me.

Im not making this up.
post a link.

i nominate captain euro. its so pathetic, its also prolly just propaganda. what do you think is the worst comic?

Have you actually ever read one of these comic books?

Oh, anything by DC or Marvel.

post a link.


Lemme see if i can find it...

Uno Momento...

Have you actually ever read one of these comic books?
why do you ask.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7394352/

Viola!

post a link.

Google is your friend. Your friieennndd.

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/articles/0406popeman06.html

Teh lol! That's not a bad comic, that's awesome :cool:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7394352/

Viola!

BWAHAHAHAHA! *teh laughing*


5 awesome points for you, and two for the Incredible Popeman!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7394352/

Viola!
thats so stupid.

why do you ask.

Because you seemed genuinely surprised to hear about it in the thread about national super heroes. My guess is, you've never read it before, you can't even be sure if it's really a comic book or just a promotion figure, or even just a parody.

So you're just using this as a poor excuse to give out about te EU again.

thats so stupid.

Because comics are veritable intellectualist fodder, otherwise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Popeman

Heres a better one.

That last one was fairly comical.

This is actually meant as a serious superhero comic.

Think more "batman", and less Bugs Bunny.....

I believe I heard tell that in one episode, he actually talks to Superman and others for advice on the super-heroing biz.


I forgot to mention the best part!

Cover of The Incredible Popeman, depicting Pope John Paul II in anti-demon gloves, anti-sin shield, holy lycra, chastity underwear, and rubber boots as a shield from divine electricity, with staff of light and faith, holy bible, holy water, and holy wine

Because you seemed genuinely surprised to hear about it in the thread about national super heroes. My guess is, you've never read it before, you can't even be sure if it's really a comic book or just a promotion figure, or even just a parody.

So you're just using this as a poor excuse to give out about te EU again.
it's propaganda. i could tell be the villains name, and when it said his evil plan was to divide europe, and all the other stuff on its website.besides, who considers knowing multiple languages a superpower.

it's propaganda. i could tell be he villains name, and all the other stuff on its website.besides, who considers knowing multiple languages a superpower.


Marvel Comics does.

See: "Doug Ramsey, (aka Cypher)"
The New Mutants.

Pope-Man!

You heard me.

Im not making this up.
I thought you meant this Pope-man:
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/pope_tn.jpg
"He's a-gonna smite you good.
...
...
He's a-cooking something up"

I thought you meant this Pope-man:
http://www.amazingcomics.com/istarimages/mp/MEZCO20025!MEZCO-5419018_d.jpg
"He's a-gonna smite you good.
...
...
He's a-cooking something up"

OOOO!

Lemony!

Rapeman.

http://picnic.to/~funuke/nitta/comic/rapeman.gif

Marvel Comics does.

See: "Doug Ramsey, (aka Cypher)"
The New Mutants.
wow. what idiots. its not a superpower just learn the language and you'll know it. it does not make you super.

Because you seemed genuinely surprised to hear about it in the thread about national super heroes. My guess is, you've never read it before, you can't even be sure if it's really a comic book or just a promotion figure, or even just a parody.

So you're just using this as a poor excuse to give out about te EU again.

It's just... he's not a superhero, he's a train driver. Now Captain America, there's a national superhero that you can set your watch to.

Marvel Comics does.

See: "Doug Ramsey, (aka Cypher)"
The New Mutants.

There's a difference between "being able to automatically understand and speak every language in existence without ever having heard it before" and "speaking German."

It's just... he's not a superhero, he's a train driver.
i know. also the whole comic is just EU propaganda.

Jimmy Olsen's comic.

http://superdickery.com/other/10.html

http://superdickery.com/other/14.html

http://superdickery.com/other/15.html

Though Lois Lane's gives him a run for the money with covers like this (http://superdickery.com/other/6.html).

Or this (http://superdickery.com/other/11.html)

Or this (http://superdickery.com/other/12.html)

Or this (http://superdickery.com/other/13.html).

Or her educated feet (http://superdickery.com/other/21.html)

Or possibly...

http://superdickery.com/other/241.html

worst comic?
I would nominate one but I forgot them! :D

i know. also the whole comic is just EU propaganda.

Jeez, for all we kow this guy is just a merchandising character, without a single comic book ever written/drawn about him.

I suggest we stick to badmouthing commic book heroes who do have stories... :rolleyes:

i nominate captain euro (http://www.captaineuro.com/). its so pathetic, its also prolly just propaganda. what do you think is the worst comic?
It looks like Captain Euro has a kung-fu midget...

Worst comic in the world?
By far, the Jack Chick crapola fests.
Here's some to get you going:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1051/1051_01.asp

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.as
(one of my favourites - in it, he somehow goes from 'proving' evolution is false to proving that Jesus holds all the Universe's protons together)

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp
Love the gay guy:
http://www.chick.com/tractimages72722/0084/0084_04.gif
Well, not literally, of course. If I did I'd be going to hell!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0037/0037_01.asp
<ost perfect one for summing up Chick's bizaare angry hate-filled fantasies. It's about a hired killer who accepts Christ so goes to Heaven and the noble, law-abiding Marshall who doesn't and goes to Hell.
http://www.chick.com/tractimages72722/0037/0037_22.gif
^^Can't argue with that line!

Hates Allah, Muslims, Hindus, Mormons, Asians and Catholics equally:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1004/1004_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1104/1104_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0070/0070_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0061/0061_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1022/1022_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0082/0082_01.asp
http://www.angelfire.com/on/3angels/poorpope.html

Well, he hates Catholics more than anyone else.
Man, does he hate the RCs!
So much so, he thinks that Islam is just a giant lie perpetuated by Catholics to attack the Jews:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1019/1019_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/tractimages72722/1019/1019_14.gif
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0062/0062_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/tractimages72722/0062/0062_09.gif
And that the Vatican has a big computer with the name of every Protestant on it, for the sole purpose of hunting them down and destroying them"
http://www.angelfire.com/on/3angels/nameinvatican.html

This site has most of them:
http://members.aol.com/monsterwax/chick.html

*snip*

I love the way he accuses the Catholic Church of being "counterfeit" while he is... what, some form of Protestant? Which is a Christian sect carved out by a German dude less than a thousands years ago?

If he was Orthodox, he might have an argument. As a Protestant, he has nothing.

I love the way he accuses the Catholic Church of being "counterfeit" while he is... what, some form of Protestant? Which is a Christian sect carved out by a German dude less than a thousands years ago?

If he was Orthodox, he might have an argument. As a Protestant, he has nothing.
Correction: Less than 500 years ago.
And somehow this guy knows more about the word of God than a Church that's been pretty much using the same text since, what? 100AD? Something like that.

wow. what idiots. its not a superpower just learn the language and you'll know it. it does not make you super.


It is if you can instantly know and speak any language you hear.
Its just nowhere near as cool as any other power.

I remember one line the character had.
"Its a peach, I can yell "dont shoot" in any language there is."

Cypher died.

Small wonder.

It is if you can instantly know and speak any language you hear.
Its just nowhere near as cool as any other power.

I remember one line the character had.
"Its a peach, I can yell "dont shoot" in any language there is."

Cypher died.

Small wonder.
um... i thought he meant "knowing multiple languages"