Iran needs a Nintendo Revolution
Super-power
29-07-2006, 23:16
Seriously, Nintendo should drop a whole bunch of Revolutions on the country once it gets released in Japan and the US. Everybody, counting the Ayatollahs will be too busy playing games to oppress the populace.
http://uncyclopedia.org/images/2/2a/Che_santoru.png
(Btw, if nobody realizes this it's a spoof off the other two 'Iran needs a...Revolution' threads. And for the purpose of this thread I refuse to acknowledge the Revolution as the so-called 'Wii' :D)
New Xero Seven
29-07-2006, 23:17
Naw, just give the Revolution to me. :) Video games are bad influence in Iranian society anyhow.
Sel Appa
29-07-2006, 23:17
Yay Nintendo...well at least someone is mocking those threads.
Dinaverg
29-07-2006, 23:18
Can I have three of them?
Dinaverg
29-07-2006, 23:19
Yay Nintendo...well at least someone is mocking those threads.
Viva Nintendo!
Conscience and Truth
29-07-2006, 23:20
Seriously, Nintendo should drop a whole bunch of Revolutions on the country once it gets released in Japan and the US. Everybody, counting the Ayatollahs will be too busy playing games to oppress the populace.
Is the Legend of Zelda an allegory for Christ? Triforce?
Yes, give the evil Iranians their revolution...
I actually really like the Wii
We have RIDGE RACER! Its RIDGE RACER!
Super-power
29-07-2006, 23:25
Yes, give the evil Iranians their revolution...
I actually really like the Wii
We have RIDGE RACER! Its RIDGE RACER!
RIIIIIIIDGE RACERR!!!
Perhaps we should send them the Giant Enemy Crab as well? I only hope they don't know to attack its weak point for MASSSIVE DAMAGE!
And the funny thing is...I actually think this is a better solution than any of the other offerings. :D
Dinaverg
29-07-2006, 23:29
And the funny thing is...I actually think this is a better solution than any of the other offerings. :D
Nintendo is always better. :D
Arthais101
29-07-2006, 23:29
And the funny thing is...I actually think this is a better solution than any of the other offerings. :D
Seriously, how can you stone women when you're busy playing a game?
I've had work to do for days that has been put aside for my xbox.
Desperate Measures
30-07-2006, 00:20
It's too bad they changed their name to the Wii. There will be no Revolution...
Dinaverg
30-07-2006, 00:29
It's too bad they changed their name to the Wii. There will be no Revolution...
We don't have to tell them that.
Super-power
30-07-2006, 00:30
We don't have to tell them that.
Don't you mean 'Wii don't have to tell them yet?' :D
Desperate Measures
30-07-2006, 00:37
We don't have to tell them that.
It'll break their heart if they have Google.
Montacanos
30-07-2006, 00:39
RIIIIIIIDGE RACERR!!!
Perhaps we should send them the Giant Enemy Crab as well? I only hope they don't know to attack its weak point for MASSSIVE DAMAGE!
Of course we should send that, its educational. After all, those battles are based on real japanese history!
Dinaverg
30-07-2006, 00:42
It'll break their heart if they have Google.
We tell them it was a publicity stunt.
Super-power
30-07-2006, 01:06
We tell them it was a publicity stunt.
Now all Wii have to do is figure out when the Revolucion is going to occur. The date/timeframe is supposedly hidden in this (http://games.ign.com/articles/720/720863p1.html) press release.
The Aeson
30-07-2006, 01:08
Viva Nintendo!
Comrade Link, Comrade Mario, you shall be in charge of wealth redistribution.
Super-power
30-07-2006, 01:09
Comrade Link, Comrade Mario, you shall be in charge of wealth redistribution.
I always had a feeling Mario was a Commie!
Morvonia
30-07-2006, 01:19
GO PC AND VIVA 360 *take cover behind titanium fort*
but really i am excited about the revolution, looks like so many new possibilities with that machine.....supossidly the ps3 is only launching with 6 games...ouch.
Super-power
30-07-2006, 01:38
GO PC AND VIVA 360 *take cover behind titanium fort*
but really i am excited about the revolution, looks like so many new possibilities with that machine.....supossidly the ps3 is only launching with 6 games...ouch.
*puts on his Kaz Hirai voice*
The PlayStation 3 will retail for $599 US! :p
The Aeson
30-07-2006, 01:43
*puts on his Kaz Hirai voice*
The PlayStation 3 will retail for $599 US! :p
That's a vicious lie. It will sell for.0000000000001 cents with a profit of 6000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars each. They sold some homeless peoples souls to satan.
GO PC AND VIVA 360 *take cover behind titanium fort*
but really i am excited about the revolution, looks like so many new possibilities with that machine.....supossidly the ps3 is only launching with 6 games...ouch.
and will have the Libray of the PS and PS2 at it's back. ;)
hehehe... can you think of some of the games to be shipped to Iran with the Wii?
Extremist Jihad... imagine swinging the remote to behead the infidel!
That's a vicious lie. It will sell for.0000000000001 cents with a profit of 6000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars each. They sold some homeless peoples souls to satan.
sorry, but Saturn is SEGA and they wen.... oh, Satan!... sorry. :D
*puts on his Kaz Hirai voice*
The PlayStation 3 will retail for $599 US! :p
Its probably to cheap.
Machtfrei
30-07-2006, 09:52
Seriously, how can you stone women when you're busy playing a game?
Ever had a game controller whipped at your crotch or your head by a friend with arms the size of your own thigh??
Stoning also doesn't have the nice videogame noises when the impact sets off the buttons.
Swilatia
30-07-2006, 12:38
funny!! :) although i don't really like nintendo.