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Well actually they haven't but what would your reaction be if you heard this? Would you bow down to the new Alien Overlords or rebel against them or maybe have a major intergalactic party?

Are they green and sticky with numerous eyes and antennae, or humanoid?

We show them to the leader of the most powerful country on Earth
They'll be pissing themselves laughing and thats when we get em!

They're green with many antennae but can morph into any shape or form:eek:

blow them away [wellsave 1 or 2 to show how ship works] then declare war on the home planet [it's what we do isn't it?]

:fluffle:

If they land on us, and we don't land on 'em, then it's likely they've got the upper hand.


Space race is ON.

Bribe them with cookies, and get all sorts of intergalactic goodies. Then I form a crew of hyper intelligent felenoids using the cloning and genetic modification technology I just gained, and become a space pirate. Duh.

Let them take over, after all they're almost definatly going to be more coherant and better looking than our current leaders.

I like unusual people, they make for interesting conversations

I guess the real question here is are they legal aliens or illegal aliens?

Which kind of alien are we talking about?

The ones from outer space with space ships and giant laser beams

Which kind of alien are we talking about?

Well, since they're green, many eyed, and shapeshifters, I'd have to say Canadians invading the rest of the world.

Well, since they're green, many eyed, and shapeshifters, I'd have to say Canadians invading the rest of the world.
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Huh. Okay. :p

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Huh. Okay. :p

That one on the end really reminds me of a fraggle. Anyone remember Fraggle Rock?

The ones from outer space with space ships and giant laser beams
Well, are they friendly or did the USA fire upon them first?

That one on the end really reminds me of a fraggle. Anyone remember Fraggle Rock?
Hell yeah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjEenWfI-R0

I would use the party some would have to cover my attempt to aquire the plans for their spaceship. :eek:

Hell yeah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjEenWfI-R0

Sweet :D

I would use the party some would have to cover my attempt to aquire the plans for their spaceship. :eek:
What are you up to?

Somebody set up us the bomb?!?

Well actually they haven't but what would your reaction be if you heard this? Would you bow down to the new Alien Overlords or rebel against them or maybe have a major intergalactic party?
Are they Mexicans?:confused:

That one on the end really reminds me of a fraggle. Anyone remember Fraggle Rock?Hell yeah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjEenWfI-R0
I know of it.

Aliens have already landed. In fact, they have bases underground and Earth governments have ties with at least two species. The Reptilians have a base under Montauk point in Long Island and the US government keeps them secret and lets them operate here in exchange for technology.

No, I don't really believe that, but I love UFO conspiracy theories.

I believe the universe is totally void of any intelligence, and yes, that includes Earth and humanity. ;)

It depends, what kind of system have the Aliens set up?

I don't know about all the politics, but I would definitely be the first to have sex with them.

I don't know about all the politics, but I would definitely be the first to have sex with them.


YOU FOOL! We BORGS have sex by electrifying our mates at 50,000 volts!

I don't know about all the politics, but I would definitely be the first to have sex with them.

Sex with aliens is potentially problematic. They might be hermaphroditic, or entirely asexual, or perhaps have three or more genders. And ignoring all the biological difference, you'd be in deep trouble...

Sex with aliens is potentially problematic. They might be hermaphroditic, or entirely asexual, or perhaps have three or more genders. And ignoring all the biological difference, you'd be in deep trouble...


Not to mention that Pierson Puppeteer thingie...

Sex with aliens is potentially problematic. They might be hermaphroditic, or entirely asexual, or perhaps have three or more genders. And ignoring all the biological difference, you'd be in deep trouble...

*shrug*

I'll hump anything.

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords :D

Who killed the html on the first page? My Scroll bar was getting a workout...

Slay the invaders, in time honored Hollywood Tradition.

*shrug*

I'll hump anything.


Consider the following...

Biologically, Puppeteers are highly intelligent herbivores; a herd animal, Puppeteers prefer the company (and smell) of their own kind. Their cycle of reproduction is unusual, but Earth cognates exist in the form of digger wasps: the Puppeteers wrongly consider themselves to have three genders (two male, one female), except their two "male" genders are the cognates of human male and female (one has an ovipositor, the other a penis, of sorts) and the "female" is the (non-sentient) parasitised host into which the ova and spermatozoa are deposited.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierson's_Puppeteer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierson's_Puppeteer

Now you're just gettin' me all hot.

Consider the following...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierson's_Puppeteer

On that note... is it possible that Larry Niven is latent misogynic? All of his alien species have their females either subsentient or enslaved? That just got me thinking of that possibility... :confused:

On that note... is it possible that Larry Niven is latent misogynic? All of his alien species have their females either subsentient or enslaved? That just got me thinking of that possibility... :confused:


Now you're getting ME hot! :p

But you are ruling out the possibility of it having more to do with Jerry Pournelle?

Oh goody! an entire new race to hate. I wonder if they taste like chicken.:D

Now you're getting ME hot! :p

But you are ruling out the possibility of it having more to do with Jerry Pournelle?

Never read any of his fiction, so I cannot tell.

Never read any of his fiction, so I cannot tell.


( They did a lot of stuff jointly. )

OK - gaiety joke failed.

Not to mention that Pierson Puppeteer thingie...

Thanks for the image you bastard...

*shudders*

They are possibly the most weird creatures in creation, they keep wrecking the veg garden until I turn the hose on them *shakes fist*

Well actually they haven't but what would your reaction be if you heard this? Would you bow down to the new Alien Overlords or rebel against them or maybe have a major intergalactic party?

I will grab my Bible and begin to witness to them.

WOOOOOO party party party :D

I believe the universe is totally void of any intelligence, and yes, that includes Earth and humanity. ;)

What about cats?

Wait and watch.

I believe the universe is totally void of any intelligence, and yes, that includes Earth and humanity. ;)

Does that include yourself?

What are you up to?

Somebody set up us the bomb?!?

I'm just trying to escape this madness

blow them away [wellsave 1 or 2 to show how ship works] then declare war on the home planet [it's what we do isn't it?]

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It's got my vote.

I'm just trying to escape this madness

What you say?!!

see how many shots of metaxa an alien can take before passing out lol PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!11111!!111

What you say?!!


I'm saying I wish to go elsewhere to escape the coming death of the planet that is being caused by all the stupid things our leaders are doing.

I'm saying I wish to go elsewhere to escape the coming death of the planet that is being caused by all the stupid things our leaders are doing.

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

So you say ... watch me

So you say ... watch me

Take off every 'zig'!!

Take off every 'zig'!!

Whatever

Whatever

Perhaps I haven't been clear enough. All your base are belong to us.

Aliens are AWESOME!!!!!!!1111 :eek:

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First of all, I'd really like to find out if they are here temporarily or are in small numbers. I dont want them immigrating to Earth. I'd want to know why they are here for.
Then I'd like to learn about them, what they look like, where they are from, cool technologies, their culture, other alien species they know and finally what they think about us....
Maybe I'd even go where they landed....

Hmm... I don't know... Got it! I would jack their spaceship, then destroy all other spaceships on Earth (so they can't get me), then go on a destruction spree! "Ooo.... What does this button do?" *BOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOOM!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN111!!!* ... "Nifty"

*shrug*

I'll hump anything.

Even this dude?

http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/aliens/jabba_the_hutt/jabba.jpg

I'd be the collaborator, first class.

It's not as if humans are capable of governing humans.

slave the males and see if the females make good sex slaves:D

slave the males and see if the females make good sex slaves:D

Or vice versa...

Perhaps I haven't been clear enough. All your base are belong to us.

Dream On

I would party and more than likely, end it with some hot kinky alien lovin' :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

:mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:

:fluffle:

Varkdorian Doom']AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

:mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:

:fluffle:

How... eloquent...