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I just wnat something positive for a change.

In the past few days, whenever I found the time to have a look at NSG, it was americans yelling at Europeans to start "taking action" about whatever, Europeans yelling at Americans to stop blind action, people getting worked up about the Middle East and the Tour de France. Business as usual, I know, but for whatever reason it starts to depress me.

The final straw just now was the thread about submissivenes, in real life not just in role play. It simply made me feel sick (nothing personal, Smunkee, but it just did.)

Does anybody have anything to say or to show to cheer people up for a change?

:(

I have a banana. Not too ripe, but nice.

Cobra! You're country is now free from the British! Yay!!!

Cobra! You're country is now free from the British! Yay!!!

*lol

That would work if I was actually Irish, not just a German living here ;)
But thanks.

I have a hug for you Cabra.

Hope that helps a little.

I have a banana. Not too ripe, but nice.

Does that go with Campari Orange?

Tosses a Lei on Cabra.

http://www.hawaiianmagic.net/leis/images/lanilei.jpg

There, you've just got Lei'd on NSG! :D

Do you like it?

I have a hug for you Cabra.

Hope that helps a little.

Not bad at all :) Thanks

I am sorry that I made you feel sick........I would offer up reparations, but I am not sure what type.........uh..........cookie?

Does that go with Campari Orange?
I prefer Campari with some soda water and a slice of lime.

Putting orange juice in it is a little too much.

Bananas are for bananas foster...

Tosses a Lei on Cabra.

http://www.hawaiianmagic.net/leis/images/lanilei.jpg

There, you've just got Lei'd on NSG! :D

Do you like it?

Hehe... always did. I hope this time I won't even get banned for it :D

I am sorry that I made you feel sick........I would offer up reparations, but I am not sure what type.........uh..........cookie?

*lol

Ok, a banana, a cookie... is there a special reason why so many people try to feed me? :D

You know what? Reading this post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11452783&postcount=95) by you cheered me up earlier. I was just really happy for you and you having such a great attitude and it was great hearing about your confidence in your appearance, and it also helped me feel slightly more comfortable with yourself. So well done for bringing some positivity to my day :) :fluffle:

You also inspired me, with talk of Hob Nobs, in some thread, to go buy some and they were yummy :p

And have some fluffles for just generally being a lovely person :) :fluffle: :fluffle:

Try the "HELP!!!!" thread, there's some positve stuff in there. "Myrth or Pancakes" is just silly, but there's a couple very funny links ;)
Oh, and :fluffle:

I prefer Campari with some soda water and a slice of lime.

Putting orange juice in it is a little too much.

Bananas are for bananas foster...

It's a little Campari in a lot of orange juice, not the other way round :D

What's a bananas foster?

Does that go with Campari Orange?

21 interesting things you can do in a store that wont hurt anybody

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
4. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
5. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Put m&m's on layaway
7. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
9. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
10. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
11. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe and the X-Men.
12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
13. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
14. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
17. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
18. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
19. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again".
20. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
21. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

*lol

Ok, a banana, a cookie... is there a special reason why so many people try to feed me? :D
acutally my love language is gifts, and I turn to food for comfort at times, so by me offering you a cookie, it means I respect you and am trying to treat you like I would want to be treated.

-My raid group on WoW killed Hakkar on Monday.
((yes, I'm a complete geek)) =)

-My dog has a play-date on Sunday. We're taking him to the park.

- I find this funny: http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/28/metallica.itunes.ap/index.html

What's a bananas foster?

A fear of monkeys attacking?

*lol

Ok, a banana, a cookie... is there a special reason why so many people try to feed me? :D
Food, it's the original feel-good food!

Er.

Try the "HELP!!!!" thread, there's some positve stuff in there. "Myrth or Pancakes" is just silly, but there's a couple very funny links ;)
Oh, and :fluffle:

I'll check out those links then. Thanks :)

I heard a new joke, but it deals with pedophillia and incest, so it probably isn't considered cheerful by many people.

21 interesting things you can do in a store that wont hurt anybody
-snip-
22. Set off an aisle of childrens toys and then casually leave the store....

Ah, memories... :p

22. Set off an aisle of childrens toys and then casually leave the store....

Ah, memories... :p

23. Play hide-and-go-seek with "base" being any blue bra. Hilarity ensues. =)

What's a bananas foster?
Ingredients: - 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1/4 cup banana liqueur
- 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved
- 1/4 cup dark rum
- 4 scoops vanilla ice cream


Directions:

* Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet.
* Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves.
* Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan.
* When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum.
* Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum.
* When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream.
* Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

Serves Four

acutally my love language is gifts, and I turn to food for comfort at times, so by me offering you a cookie, it means I respect you and am trying to treat you like I would want to be treated.

Thanks, Smunkee :)

Ingredients: - 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1/4 cup banana liqueur
- 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved
- 1/4 cup dark rum
- 4 scoops vanilla ice cream


Directions:

* Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet.
* Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves.
* Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan.
* When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum.
* Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum.
* When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream.
* Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

Serves Four


:eek:

Knowing me, I'd burn down the house trying that recipe...

I heard a new joke, but it deals with pedophillia and incest, so it probably isn't considered cheerful by many people.
Ah, no doubt the official Foulest Joke Imaginable.

23. Play hide-and-go-seek with "base" being any blue bra. Hilarity ensues. =)
Hehe...that reminded me of this time when me and a friend stretched a rubber bra we found in a shop, then we let go. It nearly hit another friend who was standing close by. It was funny. :p

Ingredients: - 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter
- 1 cup brown sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1/4 cup banana liqueur
- 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved
- 1/4 cup dark rum
- 4 scoops vanilla ice cream


Directions:

* Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet.
* Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves.
* Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan.
* When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum.
* Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum.
* When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream.
* Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

Serves Four

YUMMY!

Serves Four


Serves four my butt! that only serves me and possibly Cabra if Im in a sharing mood!

A "feel Good" thread????

In the general?

Don't be going Pollyanna on us Cabra!

Such a dreamer! :p

21 interesting things you can do in a store that wont hurt anybody

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals ...


Oh! Oh! I've got to do that tomorrow... there's this incredibly cliche chain here called Carrolls. They basically sell tourists crap that has leprechauns printed on or is aimply painted green. But a number of these things make the most annoying sounds ever. I'll try and see how many I can get started before a shop assistant comes over ... :D

You know what? Reading this post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11452783&postcount=95) by you cheered me up earlier. I was just really happy for you and you having such a great attitude and it was great hearing about your confidence in your appearance, and it also helped me feel slightly more comfortable with yourself. So well done for bringing some positivity to my day :) :fluffle:

You also inspired me, with talk of Hob Nobs, in some thread, to go buy some and they were yummy :p

And have some fluffles for just generally being a lovely person :) :fluffle: :fluffle:

Maybe I should go and get some HobNobs myself :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: I always appreciate fluffles from a lovely person such as yourself

A "feel Good" thread????

In the general?

Don't be going Pollyanna on us Cabra!

Such a dreamer! :p

Hey, I feel better. So there :p
;)

A "feel Good" thread????

In the general?

Don't be going Pollyanna on us Cabra!

Such a dreamer! :p

The woman who played Pollyanna is actually going to be at DragonCon this year. I'll say hi to her for you. =)

Oh! Oh! I've got to do that tomorrow... there's this incredibly cliche chain here called Carrolls. They basically sell tourists crap that has leprechauns printed on or is aimply painted green. But a number of these things make the most annoying sounds ever. I'll try and see how many I can get started before a shop assistant comes over ... :D

Ive got you plotting pranks against Carrolls instead of descrying negativity. Gone from bad vibes to good. My work here is done.

I went to a store that I used to work at, (a bookstore, go figure) and crept up one of my friends who was still working there, and did the whole Monty Python book store routine... and she stood there, back still turned to me, answering all my rediculus requests with a puzzled tone untill she finally turned around.
:D

for really good fun, pretend to be a mystery shopper, just walk in, ask for stuff and as they answer, jot down little notes on a notepad... then thank them and leave.

Maybe I should go and get some HobNobs myself :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: I always appreciate fluffles from a lovely person such as yourself
If you were here, you could have my last one... :p :fluffle:

And awwww :) :fluffle:



And I just have to make a shout-out to Huw, who's not feeling too great :fluffle:
I love you so much :)

I went to a store that I used to work at, (a bookstore, go figure) and crept up one of my friends who was still working there, and did the whole Monty Python book store routine... and she stood there, back still turned to me, answering all my rediculus requests with a puzzled tone untill she finally turned around.
:D

for really good fun, pretend to be a mystery shopper, just walk in, ask for stuff and as they answer, jot down little notes on a notepad... then thank them and leave.
aww.... we would have too much fun together.

I annoy the people at walmart at 3 am when I can't sleep.

I seriously got into a debate with this guy about the merits of the 12 gallon fish tank over the 10 gallon for like an hour........poor guy.

If you were here, you could have my last one... :p :fluffle:

And awwww :) :fluffle:



And I just have to make a shout-out to Huw, who's not feeling too great :fluffle:
I love you so much :)

Hey, give him a :fluffle: from me... :)

I don't know if it'll help him, but it sure helps me :D

aww.... we would have too much fun together.

I annoy the people at walmart at 3 am when I can't sleep.

I seriously got into a debate with this guy about the merits of the 12 gallon fish tank over the 10 gallon for like an hour........poor guy.

I had a debate about evolution one night with a guy on a till at Sainsbury's.

aww.... we would have too much fun together.

I annoy the people at walmart at 3 am when I can't sleep.

I seriously got into a debate with this guy about the merits of the 12 gallon fish tank over the 10 gallon for like an hour........poor guy.

I normally try not to do this... I used to work in a comic bookshop, ages ago. And there were plenty of action figures with the most annoying sounds imaginable. Including one Captain Kirk with transparent pants that started to glitter and make the beaming sound when you pressed a button. I sometimes still have nightmares about that.

Hey, give him a :fluffle: from me... :)

I don't know if it'll help him, but it sure helps me :D
Will do :) (in the midst of the masses from me :P) :fluffle:

Hehe :p

and Nadkor, how the hell did you get into that discussion?

I had a debate about evolution one night with a guy on a till at Sainsbury's.

I used to call radio DJ's late at night and flirt with them - sometimes for hours at a time.

and Nadkor, how the hell did you get into that discussion?

A tenner says she called him an ape at some point.

and Nadkor, how the hell did you get into that discussion?

I was a bit drunk, he was pretty bored...you know how it goes.

There's a bouncer at the local pub that I have debates about religion, science etc. with all the time. I never remember how they started, or how they end, just that they happen.

I normally try not to do this... I used to work in a comic bookshop, ages ago. And there were plenty of action figures with the most annoying sounds imaginable. Including one Captain Kirk with transparent pants that started to glitter and make the beaming sound when you pressed a button. I sometimes still have nightmares about that.
Transparent Pants... or Legs? :eek:

I mean the pants were not transparent but the bottom half of the figure was... right... please say yes...

And I just have to make a shout-out to Huw, who's not feeling too great :fluffle:
I love you so much :)
i feel better after eating something and cooling down, thank you :) (london is way too hot and sticky to be rushing around in!!)
and i love you too :) :fluffle:


(and thanks for the fluffle cabra... you get one back cos you're nice :D :fluffle: :))

I used to call radio DJ's late at night and flirt with them - sometimes for hours at a time.

I hope it was talk radio or some poor guy will have been sitting there for hours for that track that was promised just before you phoned...

Hey, I feel better. So there :p
;)
*Tries to feel Cabra*

damn, I can't reach to tell if you do feel better... :D

A tenner says she called him an ape at some point.

I would never do such a thing!



Well....maybe...

Transparent Pants... or Legs? :eek:

I mean the pants were not transparent but the bottom half of the figure was... right... please say yes...

We could never figure that out, with all the glitter stuff in the transparent plastic. But since this is Captain Kirk, we fianlly reasoned that it were transparent pants. *nods

i feel better after eating something and cooling down, thank you :) (london is way too hot and sticky to be rushing around in!!)
and i love you too :)


(and thanks for the fluffle cabra... you get one back cos you're nice :D )
really glad you're feeling better :) :fluffle: *hugs*

(when i first read this, i thought you said "thanks for the fluffle cake".... how awesome would that be!? a fluffle cake!! :eek: :D :fluffle:
and i totally second that sentiment - cabra rocks :) :fluffle:)

I hope it was talk radio or some poor guy will have been sitting there for hours for that track that was promised just before you phoned...

No, no, they can talk on the phone while playing songs. Plus, they can just ask you to be quiet when they have to talk between songs (and you can actually get several requests in during an hour - especially if it's actually 3 girls on the phone w/ a male DJ =).

*Tries to feel Cabra*

damn, I can't reach to tell if you do feel better... :D

*lol

That's another complaint I have about life right now... why doesn't anybody in Dublin ever want to feel me? I mean I do like cybersex, but I start to miss the real thing...

really glad you're feeling better :) :fluffle: *hugs*

(when i first read this, i thought you said "thanks for the fluffle cake".... how awesome would that be!? a fluffle cake!! :eek: :D :fluffle:
and i totally second that sentiment - cabra rocks :) :fluffle:)
she does :)


and we'll have to make one :D :p

No, no, they can talk on the phone while playing songs. Plus, they can just ask you to be quiet when they have to talk between songs (and you can actually get several requests in during an hour - especially if it's actually 3 girls on the phone w/ a male DJ =).


Aaahhhh, that makes much more sense...and sounds quite fun :D

We could never figure that out, with all the glitter stuff in the transparent plastic. But since this is Captain Kirk, we fianlly reasoned that it were transparent pants. *nods

I just tried to Google this up but got sidetracked because of that weird humor I have (which Im not always so proud of but still makes me laugh) when I found a "Dr. Stephen Hawking Action Figure"

I just tried to Google this up but got sidetracked because of that weird humor I have (which Im not always so proud of but still makes me laugh) when I found a "Dr. Stephen Hawking Action Figure"

:D

I just tried to Google this up but got sidetracked because of that weird humor I have (which Im not always so proud of but still makes me laugh) when I found a "Dr. Stephen Hawking Action Figure"

:eek:

What does it do? Does its wheelchair turn into a chopper? I wanna see a pick of that!

she does :)


and we'll have to make one :D :p


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Cool... fluffle cake. I had popcorn cake earlier on, but fluffle cake sounds great. Very fluffy :D

We all just need a nice warm bowl of mushroom soup!

:eek:

What does it do? Does its wheelchair turn into a chopper? I wanna see a pick of that!

Why yes it does!


http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue344/cool.html

*lol

That's another complaint I have about life right now... why doesn't anybody in Dublin ever want to feel me? I mean I do like cybersex, but I start to miss the real thing...
sending Zen Hugs and Zen Cuddles!

We all just need a nice warm bowl of mushroom soup!


Funny story. When I was 18 I was advised not to digest Psylocybin - my vision cant break down the dragons, which I saw loads of

So I had to, even when I wanted to

sending Zen Hugs and Zen Cuddles!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :)
Not Zen Fluffling!

Not Zen Fluffling!

Well, no real fluffling available right now.

21 interesting things you can do in a store that wont hurt anybody

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
4. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
5. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Put m&m's on layaway
7. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
9. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
10. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
11. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe and the X-Men.
12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
13. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
14. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
17. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
18. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
19. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again".
20. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
21. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
Thanks! Some of that made me laugh out loud, and I could use a good laugh today. So here's your little gift from me to you today:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pergament.jpg

Thanks for starting this thread, Cabra! ;)

I just tried to Google this up but got sidetracked because of that weird humor I have (which Im not always so proud of but still makes me laugh) when I found a "Dr. Stephen Hawking Action Figure"
Priceless, man! Priceless!!!

http://images.tfaw.com/coverst/sm/s/simpdrstehawkfig.jpg

My baby sister came home from 3 weeks in Vietnam a few days ago. In a few more days my other sister will come home from 3 weeks in Ohio. My life has been incredibly empty without them. (My postcount went up by at least 1,000 in the 3 weeks they were gone.) I am so happy they are home.

Any my baby sister brought me back a cell phone chain thing of a vietnamese woman. Normally i despise all sorts of trinkets dangling from a phone, but i love this. I always have my cell with me, so with this gift from her, I always have her with me, in a way, too.

Plus, I have the house to myself while they are gone. Not that I plan on doing anything, but its nice to have solitude occassionally.

My baby sister came home from 3 weeks in Vietnam a few days ago. In a few more days my other sister will come home from 3 weeks in Ohio. My life has been incredibly empty without them. (My postcount went up by at least 1,000 in the 3 weeks they were gone.) I am so happy they are home.

Any my baby sister brought me back a cell phone chain thing of a vietnamese woman. Normally i despise all sorts of trinkets dangling from a phone, but i love this. I always have my cell with me, so with this gift from her, I always have her with me, in a way, too.

Plus, I have the house to myself while they are gone. Not that I plan on doing anything, but its nice to have solitude occassionally.whoot! bet She'll have interesting stories from the boonies... and the one from Vietnam will have some good ones also. :D :D

Yeah, people buy me trinkets for my cell phone, but I've learned they don't last long on it, so I put them on things like my Remotes, Fanny Packs and other places that dangle but don't go into my pocket. Gotta admit, putting them on the remotes made em sooo much easier to find!

whoot! bet She'll have interesting stories from the boonies... and the one from Vietnam will have some good ones also. :D :D

Yeah, people buy me trinkets for my cell phone, but I've learned they don't last long on it, so I put them on things like my Remotes, Fanny Packs and other places that dangle but don't go into my pocket. Gotta admit, putting them on the remotes made em sooo much easier to find!
Well, the one in Ohio has been taking care of our sick gran, so stories should not be too exciting. Baby sister has already told lots of good stories about Vietnam. I'm so jealous of her!

How about this for a feel good?

April Fool's joke sparks strip poker championship
Fri Jul 28, 10:12 AM ET

DUBLIN (Reuters) - It started as an April Fool's joke but an Irish bookmaker's proposal to hold the world's biggest strip poker contest will become reality next month.
ADVERTISEMENT


Paddy Power floated the idea as a joke but it generated so much interest -- and hundreds of requests to take part -- that the Dublin-based company decided to organize a contest.

So next month, 200 poker buffs will risk baring all in an attempt to become the first World Strip Poker Champion -- and earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

The winner will also receive a "Golden Fig Leaf" trophy plus 10,000 pounds ($18,630) in cash.

"This will be the most fun you can have with your clothes on -- or off!" Paddy Power said in a statement for the tournament, which will be held in London on August 19.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060728/od_nm/strippoker_dc;_ylt=Aj5e7kvvahW.ga51IwsteGftiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

Well, the one in Ohio has been taking care of our sick gran, so stories should not be too exciting. Baby sister has already told lots of good stories about Vietnam. I'm so jealous of her!ohh... sorry to hear about that. hope your gran's better.

How about this for a feel good?

April Fool's joke sparks strip poker championship
Fri Jul 28, 10:12 AM ET

DUBLIN (Reuters) - It started as an April Fool's joke but an Irish bookmaker's proposal to hold the world's biggest strip poker contest will become reality next month.
ADVERTISEMENT


Paddy Power floated the idea as a joke but it generated so much interest -- and hundreds of requests to take part -- that the Dublin-based company decided to organize a contest.

So next month, 200 poker buffs will risk baring all in an attempt to become the first World Strip Poker Champion -- and earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

The winner will also receive a "Golden Fig Leaf" trophy plus 10,000 pounds ($18,630) in cash.

"This will be the most fun you can have with your clothes on -- or off!" Paddy Power said in a statement for the tournament, which will be held in London on August 19.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060728/od_nm/strippoker_dc;_ylt=Aj5e7kvvahW.ga51IwsteGftiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--


I love it. Too bad they'll be holding it in London :D

"This will be the most fun you can have with your clothes on -- or off!" Paddy Power said in a statement for the tournament, which will be held in London on August 19.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060728/od_nm/strippoker_dc;_ylt=Aj5e7kvvahW.ga51IwsteGftiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ--I dunno, I thing a lot of people will agree there are other "activities" that are more fun with your clothes off. :D

I dunno, I thing a lot of people will agree there are other "activities" that are more fun with your clothes off. :D

True, so true... *sigh
But that's a good second best, I think

*feels self*

I aprove!

True, so true... *sigh
But that's a good second best, I think
*Thinks of Fun things to do when everyones Nekkid*

Twister
Jello Wrestling... infact any wrestling... :D
Blind Man's Bluff
Fingerpaint...
Edit: How could I forget... Food Fight!

hmmm... perhaps 6th or 7th... :D

ohh... sorry to hear about that. hope your gran's better.
Its okay. She is old. She has lived a very good, long life, and now in her old age has her husband and granddaughter to take care of her, plus her children who also live in Ohio. She won't get better, (she has alzhiemers) but that is life. THere are far worse things that could be happening.

Hope I didn't bring too much unhappiness into your thread, Cabra.

What a pleasant thread, Cabra! :)
I take it that by now you're feeling a lot better, but just to be safe: :fluffle:


21 interesting things you can do in a store that wont hurt anybody

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
4. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
5. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Put m&m's on layaway
7. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
9. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
10. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
11. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe and the X-Men.
12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
13. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
14. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.
15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
17. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
18. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!".
19. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again".
20. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.
21. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Hee. I often find lists like that more unfunny than funny, but I loved that one. This one completely cracked me up: 18. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!". Awesome. :p

*Thinks of Fun things to do when everyones Nekkid*

Twister
Jello Wrestling... infact any wrestling... :D
Blind Man's Bluff
Fingerpaint...
Edit: How could I forget... Food Fight!

hmmm... perhaps 6th or 7th... :D

Ok, so it's a good thing to do naked when you don't have anyone to do all the other things with :p

Life really can get you down.

Sport makes me happy :). Watching and playing.
But I'm not sure if that would make you any happier :(

Life really can get you down.

Sport makes me happy :). Watching and playing.
But I'm not sure if that would make you any happier :(

Aye, sport takes your mind off things

Aye, sport takes your mind off things
Rugby especially.

NSG really helped take my mind off something that had happened a few months ago.

Rugby especially.

Rugby is fun, but i was thinking more of cricket, it goes on all day and you need tto concentrate the whole time

Rugby is fun, but i was thinking more of cricket, it goes on all day and you need tto concentrate the whole time
I was tossing up between cricket and rugby. I chose rugby because it's on more here atm.

You will like the thread I am about to create :)

I was tossing up between cricket and rugby. I chose rugby because it's on more here atm.

You will like the thread I am about to create :)

lush, cant wait. Im feeling good already!

I just wnat something positive for a change.

In the past few days, whenever I found the time to have a look at NSG, it was americans yelling at Europeans to start "taking action" about whatever, Europeans yelling at Americans to stop blind action, people getting worked up about the Middle East and the Tour de France. Business as usual, I know, but for whatever reason it starts to depress me.

The final straw just now was the thread about submissivenes, in real life not just in role play. It simply made me feel sick (nothing personal, Smunkee, but it just did.)

Does anybody have anything to say or to show to cheer people up for a change?

:(

I can think of a few dozen ways I would like to make Cabra feel better..... wanna play??

I can think of a few dozen ways I would like to make Cabra feel better..... wanna play??

What game did you have in mind? :)