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This is rather odd. Some guy in Seattle decided to break into the home of two young women in order to masturbate to some pornographic magazines. That's it. He didn't steal anything, nor did he try to rape anyone. He was apparently just looking for a place to rub one out. Upon being discovered the naked man grabbed a silk robe and escaped on a bicycle.

http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_072606WABnakedintruderKC.7c41dfa.html

This is rather odd. Some guy in Seattle decided to break into the home of two young women in order to masturbate to some pornographic magazines. That's it. He didn't steal anything, nor did he try to rape anyone. He was apparently just looking for a place to rub one out. Upon being discovered the naked man grabbed a silk robe and escaped on a bicycle.

http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_072606WABnakedintruderKC.7c41dfa.html

Thats It?

The guy calculated being in the house when they got home. He was IN the womans bed with her. It doesnt seem to me that he wasn't just looking for somewhere to get off, it looks like he was getting off on the fact that he was there and close enough.

Ok so he didn't attack her, but he was, er, interupted, he could have.

It's just creepy.

This is rather odd. Some guy in Seattle decided to break into the home of two young women in order to masturbate to some pornographic magazines. That's it. He didn't steal anything, nor did he try to rape anyone. He was apparently just looking for a place to rub one out. Upon being discovered the naked man grabbed a silk robe and escaped on a bicycle.

http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_072606WABnakedintruderKC.7c41dfa.html

This kind of thing will eventually escalate into rape. Hopefully, he'll be found before that happens.

This is rather odd. Some guy in Seattle decided to break into the home of two young women in order to masturbate to some pornographic magazines. That's it. He didn't steal anything, nor did he try to rape anyone. He was apparently just looking for a place to rub one out. Upon being discovered the naked man grabbed a silk robe and escaped on a bicycle.

http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_072606WABnakedintruderKC.7c41dfa.html


What's odd?
Take him down and out for breaking + entry.

Left Behind Porn

I'm suddenly being given images of Kirk Cameron doing ... unpleasant things.

I'm suddenly being given images of Kirk Cameron doing ... unpleasant things.


I'm not sure that I know what you're on about.

I'm not sure I want to know either.... ;)

I'm not sure that I know what you're on about.

I'm not sure I want to know either.... ;)

http://www.triumphmarketingllc.com/images/large/Left-Behind-DVD-Front-Cover.jpg

*shudder*

Now add "Porn" to it ...

http://www.triumphmarketingllc.com/images/large/Left-Behind-DVD-Front-Cover.jpg

*shudder*

Now add "Porn" to it ...

Okay. Thank you fro trying, Keru.

But I even haven't got a clue what they are trying to satirise, nor what or who those people are.

Possibly like some notional Buddhist Aboriginal who is utterly unable to see or know what The Da Vinci Code might be about.

I'm not sure that I know what you're on about.

I'm not sure I want to know either.... ;)
You're not familiar with the low-budget cheezy films made by certain christians and based on the Left Behind series of books? They're set in a future time after the rapture, the time when god proves his goodness by removing all the annoying non-sinners from the earth leaving all the cool people behind to party.

You're not familiar with the low-budget cheezy films make by certain christians based on the Left Behind series of books? They're set in a future time after the rapture, the time when god proves his goodness by removing all the annoying non-sinners from the earth leaving all the cool people behind to party.

Not even about the books. Sowwy.

Not even about the books. Sowwy.
Must be nice to live somewhere that doesn't have cheezy religious-based entertainment.

I haven't seen kirk cameron since that sit come he was in.

and GOOOOOOOD RIDDANCE


seriously.. you cant put kirk and porn in the same category.. you just cant

Must be nice to live somewhere that doesn't have cheezy religious-based entertainment.

that particular strain, yes, yes it is

Must be nice to live somewhere that doesn't have cheezy religious-based entertainment.


Yep. So that I can focus on understanding the Word - and not the Word on VideoK7.

Never really understood why anyone would consider The Greatest Story Ever Told acceptable as a movie ;)

I haven't seen kirk cameron since that sit come he was in.

and GOOOOOOOD RIDDANCE


seriously.. you cant put kirk and porn in the same category.. you just cant
Oh, so you haven't seen that video of him and another guy and a banana? It's kind of disgusting to me, but hey, I'm not a Christian. Maybe it's perfectly fine for Christians but I've got some morals.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4&search=kirk%20cameron

Oh, so you haven't seen that video of him and another guy and a banana? It's kind of disgusting to me, but hey, I'm not a Christian. Maybe it's perfectly fine for Christians.

I cant say I've seen it nor have any desire to.

He can keep his banana to himself.

I cant say I've seen it nor have any desire to.

He can keep his banana to himself.
I've edited in a link to the video in the post you're responding to if anyone wants to see it.

This is rather odd. Some guy in Seattle decided to break into the home of two young women in order to masturbate to some pornographic magazines. That's it. He didn't steal anything, nor did he try to rape anyone. He was apparently just looking for a place to rub one out. Upon being discovered the naked man grabbed a silk robe and escaped on a bicycle.
I don't know why, but I found that line to be hilarious.

I spose... we all have urges... :p