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Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him) or a Beeker or a MichaelJackson or RedArrow?

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Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him) or a Beeker or a MichaelJackson or RedArrow?

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I don't know, describe what they were like.

I don't know, describe what they were like.
I only know of Jesussaves. The rest are foriegn to me. Though didn't dcd only get around 300 posts in through Jesussaves?

This is the kind of troll I would be (http://pedrolaguna.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/soiber%20jesus.png)

im nto ttoollay s ure bu tid prrrlly typ lek this

Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him)

Peca? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Peca)

Peca? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Peca)
Yes, he's the only who can truly save you.

http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/grady1.jpg

grr!!


(ok, i'd be a commie troll)

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(ok, i'd be a commie troll)

The Red Troll (http://www.playfulplushtoys.com/miva/graphics/00000001/classicred.jpg)

I'd be Designated Marksman. (Insert plug for US military).

The Red Troll (http://www.playfulplushtoys.com/miva/graphics/00000001/classicred.jpg)
fuck yeah :D :p

Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him) or a Beeker or a MichaelJackson or RedArrow?

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Which one hated the British the most. If I were a troll, that'd be my angle.

Obviously Beeker, because Beeker was cool.

I'd be Designated Marksman. (Insert plug for US military).

ZING!

No comment.

ZING!

DM is eeeeevil.

No comment.
We all know you want to be Corny for a day!

DM is eeeeevil.

That's one word for it... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupidity)

I would be a Minn Kota

That's one word for it... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupidity)
ROFLMAO

We all know you want to be Corny for a day!
Are Emos even allowed to be trolls? Their whinnings suggest that they are the sole target of the world's cruelty.

Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him) or a Beeker or a MichaelJackson or RedArrow?

http://www.mothercow.org/bull/mother-cow-169x196.jpg
dunno, I can probably pull a Neo R tho...

I would be this kind of troll.
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/downloads/wallpapers/images/troll/troll-1024x.jpg

I'd be an evil, anti-religion, anti-people communist bastard, who condemns anyone not in precise agreement with his views to hell, or would, if he wasn't so anti-religion.


Only like that because its so incredibly close to who I am in any case.

I would be an inter-sexed muslim french libertarian troll with tourette's.

i'm only part troll (http://london-photographic-awards.com/directory/folio/main.php?id=2354&pg=6)

Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him) or a Beeker or a MichaelJackson or RedArrow?

http://www.mothercow.org/bull/mother-cow-169x196.jpg
For those who don't know:

JS - parody Christofacist troll
Beeker - infamous jerk who was divisive - either you hated him or loved him. DOSed
MichaelJackson - repeat offended posting kiddy porn (IIRC) from a dynamic address, case went to court in Aus to stop him (again IIRC)
RedArrow - embarrassing lefty famous for cut & paste spam and laughable debating skills

I'd rather be a parody than anything

Beeker, definitely.

Are Emos even allowed to be trolls? Their whinnings suggest that they are the sole target of the world's cruelty.
I can dream, can't I?!

I can dream, can't I?!
Getting off your arse would work better.

Getting off your arse would work better.
Nevermind then.

Nevermind then.
:fluffle: ?

http://static.flickr.com/29/42701590_feb08839be_m.jpg

:fluffle: ?
Do you have a penis?

Do you have a penis?
Who doesn't?

Who doesn't?

Colodia.

Colodia.
I see. *takes notes*

Who doesn't?
*castrates*

Hope you didn't want to have kids.

Colodia.
You're right, this isn't a penis in my pants. IT'S A GIANT ICE PICK AND IT'S COMING TO YOUR FACE AT 80 MPH!

You're right, this isn't a penis in my pants. IT'S A GIANT ICE PICK AND IT'S COMING TO YOUR FACE AT 80 MPH!
How in the world are you ever going to have sex with someone using a giant ice pick?

You're right, this isn't a penis in my pants. IT'S A GIANT ICE PICK AND IT'S COMING TO YOUR FACE AT 80 MPH!

If it's not a penis, how is it coming at all?

And why the hell are we talking about penii in a thread about trolls?

Would you be a Jesussaves (Peca Be Upon Him) or a Beeker or a MichaelJackson or RedArrow?

http://www.mothercow.org/bull/mother-cow-169x196.jpg
Stop dissing TRA!:mad:

If it's not a penis, how is it coming at all?

And why the hell are we talking about penii in a thread about trolls?
Ruffie's sig:

Love, Ruffy ; Chief Castrater of the anti-fluffle movement

If it's not a penis, how is it coming at all?

And why the hell are we talking about penii in a thread about trolls?

Tis the Darwinian theory of thread evolution. A thread either evolves into spam, or devolves into politics.

*castrates*

Hope you didn't want to have kids.
Nah, kids are overrated.

But could you hand me my penis? I need to club someone with it.

If it's not a penis, how is it coming at all?
Hydrolics.
And why the hell are we talking about penii in a thread about trolls?
Castrations needed to be handed out.

Nah, kids are overrated.

But could you hand me my penis? I need to club someone with it.

A tick?

*burn*

Nah, kids are overrated.

But could you hand me my penis? I need to club someone with it.
I charge shipping and handeling....

...

and more--

......

..

:eek:

.

A tick?

*burn*
*highfives*

I charge shipping and handeling....

...

and more--

......

..

:eek:

.
*Returns Ruffy because he doesn't work properly*

A tick?

*burn*
I was thinking more along the lines of, YOU.
So yes, a tick.
*clubs*

*Returns Ruffy because he doesn't work properly*
*highfives*

*Returns Ruffy because he doesn't work properly*
Racist. :mad:

Racist. :mad:
That isn't very PC.
*clubs with penis*

That isn't very PC.
*clubs with penis*
*throws penis in razorblade box*

*throws penis in razorblade box*
*gets penis, and tetanus*:(

*gets penis, and tetanus*:(
My my.

Work is done here.

*flies off*

Wow...

Blasts from the past.

The Jesussaves thing, is a NO WAY ...
I just couldnt pretend to be a wacky christian, no one would buy it.

The various MichealJackson 666 clones were just far too annoying, and frankly, way more wrong that I could be comfortable with.

I dont remember much of Beeker, I started hanging out around here, just before he left/got DA DEAT/whatever.

TRA, was so far to the left, he makes me look like a Neo-Con.
I could almost get away with being that kind of troll.

However, my favorite NS Troll, was Count Dickula.
I dont know how many of you guys remember him, but he would post the rediculous picture of a pirate, standing one leg forward, amonsgt the riggings of a ship.....with a monster chubby.

It was sorta funny, in a comicly absurd way.

He if nothing else, gets creativity points for his outlandishness, and persistance.

However, my favorite NS Troll, was Count Dickula.
I dont know how many of you guys remember him, but he would post the rediculous picture of a pirate, standing one leg forward, amonsgt the riggings of a ship.....with a monster chubby.

It was sorta funny, in a comicly absurd way.

He if nothing else, gets creativity points for his outlandishness, and persistance.

My favorite incarnation of the Count was using the name C_unt Dickula on the forums, as I recall. The name he chose that time just added another level of...whatever it was.

Beeker was fun, especially when him and Parratoga were in the same thread together.

Oooo, pyrotechnics!

Well, that and he lives about 35-40 miles from me. Manchester FTW.

My favorite incarnation of the Count was using the name C_unt Dickula on the forums, as I recall. The name he chose that time just added another level of...whatever it was.


Yeah, the whole "Change your name slightly with each new nation" trick.

That worked for a number before the Mods used the IP ban trick.

I'd be the sort of sociopathic troll who curries favour with certain older posters and his cronies while stalking those I don't agree with (or whose genitals don't necessarily match their other erogenous zones) from thread-to-thread - just like The Atlantian Islands.

*Returns Ruffy because he doesn't work properly**highfives*
*Wipes the Maple syrup from his hand*

*Returns Ruffy because he doesn't work properly*Racist. :mad:
Pfft your opinion doesn't count anyways ya Wop or is it wet back???
:eek:
*Ships you to Puerto Rico*

*gets penis, and tetanus*My my.

Work is done here.

*flies off*
You don't work, silly!:mad:

Da Beeks of course. (I liked his anti-nazi brigade)

*Wipes the Maple syrup from his hand*
You are going to need some soap and water if you do not wan t your hand to be sticky.

*hands soap and a bottle of water*

I'm a little annoyed I missed all these guys. There don't seem to be any good trolls on here at the moment.

There are some but I think they lack the sense of humour required to be a true great in the trolling field.

You are going to need some soap and water if you do not wan t your hand to be sticky.

*hands soap and a bottle of water*
This is Anti-Bacterial soap!
That isn't healthy
:mad:

This is Anti-Bacterial soap!
That isn't healthy
:mad:
Don't make me douse you in Lysol.

You're right, this isn't a penis in my pants. IT'S A GIANT ICE PICK AND IT'S COMING TO YOUR FACE AT 80 MPH!
Commies work in Metric.;)
*unsure*

Don't make me douse you in Lysol.
*Runs about naked*

*Runs about naked*
*pours Lysol in own eyes*
MUST...CLEAN...EYES....

*Starts doing pelvic thrusts*

This is the kind of troll I would be (http://pedrolaguna.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/soiber%20jesus.png)
...Zombie Jesus, is that you?... Dinner? But I have nothing ready...

This is the kind of troll I would be (http://pedrolaguna.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/soiber%20jesus.png)

I'm santa clause!

No I'm santa clause!

No I'm santa clause!

And I'm his friend jesus!

Best. Line. Ever.

*goes blind*
Awe, peace at last.

I'm a slimey green gundging anti-fluffle puppet troll. :gundge:

You don't work, silly!:mad:
I love being rich!

I love being rich!
If you are so rich, why is Harlesburg shipping you back to the factory?

If you are so rich, why is Harlesburg shipping you back to the factory?
Because he can't afford me.

Because he can't afford me.
No, because your cheap plastic cracked from the impact of a four foot drop.

You don't work, silly!:mad: I love being rich!
You aren't wealthy though.
All you are is loaded with Sugar and Maple Syrup!:mad:

No doubt about it. I would clearly be an Uzuz! :cool:

http://glorantha.com/library/elder/intro-elder.html#trolls

[Nods wisely]. ^_~