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Ok. I actually can't ask my doctor about this, because she's a family friend and anything other than getting a Vicodin prescription refilled is weird. But, my girlfriend is a...smaller person... down there and I'm a larger person...down there... and there are obvious physical problems. Rotovia's horny and needs some practical advice

Shoehorn. :)

Oral.

Unless her mouth is small too.;)

get a doctor you can talk to.

alternatively, make sure she is ready, don't rush, she should by nature be able to accomodate you, if she is sufficiently ready.....

Shoehorn. :)
If lube and the Karma Sutra haven't helped, I doubt treating our genitals like a poorly tailored shoe is going to help :p

Lots of lube. And be gentle. Slow. Caress and suchlike things.

Oral.

Unless her mouth is small too.;)
Uh, let's just say she would need alot more mouth, k?

get a doctor you can talk to.

alternatively, make sure she is ready, don't rush, she should by nature be able to accomodate you, if she is sufficiently ready.....
Looks like I'm off to find the White Pages...

If lube and the Karma Sutra haven't helped, I doubt treating our genitals like a poorly tailored shoe is going to help :p

I once got a hardboiled egg into a coke bottle by pushing a small piece of burning paper into it and plugging the opening with the egg. The sudden reduction in pressure within the bottle sucked the large egg into the small bottle opening. I saw it on Mr. Wizard's World. :)

I once got a hardboiled egg into a coke bottle by pushing a small piece of burning paper into it and plugging the opening with the egg. The sudden reduction in pressure within the bottle sucked the large egg into the small bottle opening. I saw it on Mr. Wizard's World. :)

Might be a bad idea to put a small piece of burning paper in someone's vagina..........

I once got a hardboiled egg into a coke bottle by pushing a small piece of burning paper into it and plugging the opening with the egg. The sudden reduction in pressure within the bottle sucked the large egg into the small bottle opening. I saw it on Mr. Wizard's World. :)
Me: "Wait a second, I just need to insert this burning peice of paper into your vagina..."

Her: "What?!"

Me: "It'll create a vacuum, like with an egg and bottle"

Her: "Out, now!"

Me: "I also have a shoehorn..."

I once got a hardboiled egg into a coke bottle by pushing a small piece of burning paper into it and plugging the opening with the egg. The sudden reduction in pressure within the bottle sucked the large egg into the small bottle opening. I saw it on Mr. Wizard's World. :)Hey, if they tried that, they could say that they literally had hot sex.

Me: "Wait a second, I just need to insert this burning peice of paper into your vagina..."

Her: "What?!"

Me: "It'll create a vacuum, like with an egg and bottle"

Her: "Out, now!"

Me: "I also have a shoehorn..."

See, this is why I'm glad God blessed me with a normal sized penis and gigantic testicles. :)

Vaginas are damned flexible. Unless your member's got a >10cm diameter, she can take it with some work. You won't go all the way in, to be sure, but that doesn't matter. Looks better, tbh ;)

If you work her up right, she'll take it.

Vaginas are damned flexible. Unless your member's got a >10cm diameter, she can take it with some work. You won't go all the way in, to be sure, but that doesn't matter. Looks better, tbh ;)

If you work her up right, she'll take it.
Hmmmm, well, I dunno - he says that neither lube nore the Kama Sutra did work, so who knows? :/ Just because she could squeeze out a baby doesn't mean it would feel so good to recapture the feeling every night, does it? >.<

But Rotovia, allow me the question - what exactly do you expect a doctor to be able to tell you? I mean, what could a doctor possibly offer in the way of solutions? *confused*

An operation? It seems Rotovia you are both blessed and cursed.

Might be a bad idea to put a small piece of burning paper in someone's vagina..........

Hey, you never know. People are weird, she could be into that.

Hmmmm, well, I dunno - he says that neither lube nore the Kama Sutra did work, so who knows? :/ Just because she could squeeze out a baby doesn't mean it would feel so good to recapture the feeling every night, does it? >.<
while lubrication is required, it's not going to help much if her body isn't ready.

But Rotovia, allow me the question - what exactly do you expect a doctor to be able to tell you? I mean, what could a doctor possibly offer in the way of solutions? *confused*
a doctor will tell him the same thing my doctor told me..... which is slow down, men are like microwaves, women are like crockpots, take your time, and quit rushing.

he might be able to prescribe somthing for her headaches too

Wait till she gets into highschool.

Wait till she gets into highschool.
*KAPOW!*

But Rotovia, allow me the question - what exactly do you expect a doctor to be able to tell you? I mean, what could a doctor possibly offer in the way of solutions? *confused*

Sandpaper. Whenever something's too large to fit a hole - sandpaper.

Sandpaper. Whenever something's to large to fit a hole - sandpaper.

Or a chisel for the basic shaping, followed by sandpaper for a smooth finish.

You may also want to try her on top. Not only is it easier for her, it also lets her be in control ;)

Wait till she gets into highschool.
I'm glad someone else said it before me :D

Baloons! Put a sausage-shaped, only slightly inflated baloon in, then start pumping! If the pump's not strong enough, use a compressor!

Having a large penis might seem like every man's dream, but there is large and there is large! Anything over 8 inches is far too large for most women to handle, and apart from having a place in male fantasy, such a penis can be more of a problem than a benefit. Having such a large organ calls for creativity in making love, to find positions where the sheer size of your cock does not hurt your partner by banging against her cervix. This can be very painful, especially if a woman is not very aroused. Rear entry is good, provided you do not thrust too hard or far. Side by side is also a position likely to allow comfortable penetration. You may also want to simulate penetration by using a form of frottage in which you rub your erect penis up and down her body - perhaps over her vulva or anus, rather than in her vagina - to reach orgasm. If your partner is willing, she can masturbate you with both hands while she takes your glans into her mouth. But in the end if she wants you in her vagina, lots of care and a gentle approach will be needed to ensure you only put as much of it as will fit inside her. It's worth mentioning that the more aroused she is, the more she will be able to take. In extreme arousal, woman can find the joggling of their cervix and uterus caused by a large penis thrusting into them extremely satisfying since it can induce a special type of "uterine" orgasm which is very different from the usual clitoral orgasm. So, long foreplay and finding out exactly what turns her on can be very helpful. In addition, you might like to get ideas from other guys with the same problem. You can do that at the Large Men's Support Group (http://www.lpsg.org/).


EDIT: This is from another site where the same question was asked -

good sexual position for a couple if you're a man with a large penis is to start with you, the man, lying on the bed, face upwards, with your partner on top of you, also face upwards. In other words, she lies on you, her back on your chest. You can then insert your penis into her vagina between her legs. Much of your penile shaft will remain between her thighs as you thrust, since only shallow penetration is possible in this position, but the closeness of the contact of your penis and her thighs makes it satisfying for you even if you only have the top part of your penile shaft inside her.

^^ They also recommended the large mens support group

Dude, I think the solution is obvious...

Power drill.

while lubrication is required, it's not going to help much if her body isn't ready.


a doctor will tell him the same thing my doctor told me..... which is slow down, men are like microwaves, women are like crockpots, take your time, and quit rushing.
Oh, you're right of course - but hello, both of those things should be most obvious to him by now, shouldn't they?

I mean, do I really think I can just pour lube on someone who's not interested in having sex with me and expect it to go great?
And do I really need a doctor to tell me to slow down if things hurt when I go fast? o.O

I don't think that's what he's asking, he seems to be just about bright enough to have figured that out by himself by now :p, hence my confusion as to what he actually seems to think is out there in terms of secret tricks and miraculous techniques. :confused:

You may also want to try her on top. Not only is it easier for her, it also lets her be in control ;)
Erm... <.< I don't know, but that would be about my least favourable position in this situation. Sure, she might technically be in control, but there's also the little thing called gravity, and in my experience that position actually makes for especially deep penetration which would be pretty much the opposite of what's needed here. Ouch. >.<

Erm... <.< I don't know, but that would be about my least favourable position in this situation. Sure, she might technically be in control, but there's also the little thing called gravity, and in my experience that position actually makes for especially deep penetration which would be pretty much the opposite of what's needed here. Ouch. >.<


lol - thats where her leg muscles come in.

another suggestion I had heard was doggy style where she could push back to her desired depth and he would just have to resist the urge to thrust. lol - that sound tuff to do though.

Erm... <.< I don't know, but that would be about my least favourable position in this situation. Sure, she might technically be in control, but there's also the little thing called gravity, and in my experience that position actually makes for especially deep penetration which would be pretty much the opposite of what's needed here. Ouch. >.<
But if shes in control, it might help her relax and...ya know...loosen up a little ;)

Erm... <.< I don't know, but that would be about my least favourable position in this situation. Sure, she might technically be in control, but there's also the little thing called gravity, and in my experience that position actually makes for especially deep penetration which would be pretty much the opposite of what's needed here. Ouch. >.<
yeah, but it depends on your angle, I mean where your center of gravity is, you know?

another suggestion I had heard was doggy style where she could push back to her desired depth and he would just have to resist the urge to thrust. lol - that sound tuff to do though.
NOT a good idea, it's too tempting for the guy........

I just figured out that it might be traumatic for others for me to be in this conversation..........

lol - thats where her leg muscles come in. Lol, I was kind of assuming this would be a delicate and exceedingly slow task of insertion that would take quite a bit longer than what your average leg muscles will be able to comfortable hold up. :p
The stuff you found on that site sounds pretty reasonable to me, though. *nods*

he would just have to resist the urge to thrust. lol - that sound tuff to do though. Yup. :p

You may also want to try her on top. Not only is it easier for her, it also lets her be in control ;)
Not a good idea, one word 'gravity'

Not a good idea, one word 'gravity'
See? What I said. *nods*

totally believable thread

totally believable thread
Well, it's Rotovia.

I think the jury is still very much out on if either all of his threads are surreal delusions or if he simply is like that. I'm tending toward the latter. :p

In addition, you might like to get ideas from other guys with the same problem. You can do that at the Large Men's Support Group (http://www.lpsg.org/).Sounds like a good place to meet men.

well! I'd be well frustrated in her situation! Well I guess you obviously are but being a girl, I'd be feeling a bit useless I think.

I always have pain when I have sex. Always. More so if its been a few days in between having it. We would always manage it by relaxing me and being very very slow about it. Obviously that takes some doing on your part, to keep aroused long enough, but it's the only way I can have it at all! Never really worked out why that is...but as soon as its in, I'm a happy bunny. Maybe this is the same kind of situation. I wouldnt have said my ex was too big. He was reasonably sized (quite nicely sized actually :p) it just hurt when we started. It's such a bugger...because it hurts, she tightens up, its a natural reaction. Once you get deep enough or get the motion right enough for her to feel good with it she'll open up enough for you.

You could trim it down a bit if you're desperate. I'm sure some doctor would perform a reduction operation.

You could trim it down a bit if you're desperate. I'm sure some doctor would perform a reduction operation.

You don't need to go on some waiting list for an expensive operation. I'll help - I have a sword! :eek:

Or you can always pay a trip to Lorena Bobbit! She has experience in penis reduction!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

See, this is why I'm glad God blessed me with a normal sized penis and gigantic testicles. :)
Gigantic testicles?
Don't you mean iron-plated testicles?

As your attorney I advise you to get a fast car with no top.

Wait... this isn't where I parked my car...

Gigantic testicles?
Don't you mean iron-plated testicles?
Nah, he plays rugby. They're just swollen from the scr(ot)um.

Nah, he plays rugby. They're just swollen from the scr(ot)um.

You'd be surprised how often that happens.

You'd be surprised how often that happens.
Nah, I wouldn't. I went to a rugby-playing school.

*remembers...painfully*

Have we resolved this predicament yet?

Two words: Apple corer :D

If you get really desperate, you could always take a car jack to her. If that doesn't work, nothing will.

If you get really desperate, you could always take a car jack to her. If that doesn't work, nothing will.

Somehow me thinks the lady might take badly to having that crammed in the holiest of holies...

Nah, I wouldn't. I went to a rugby-playing school.

*remembers...painfully*

Heh, thats why you want to be a winger...your testicles remain intact...

Ok. I actually can't ask my doctor about this, because she's a family friend and anything other than getting a Vicodin prescription refilled is weird. But, my girlfriend is a...smaller person... down there and I'm a larger person...down there... and there are obvious physical problems. Rotovia's horny and needs some practical advice
Unless she truly has a physical problem, all you need do is make sure she's extremely turned on and continue working at it. ( To coin a phrase! ) Virtually any vagina can adapt to virtully any penis, given time and patience.

Heh, thats why you want to be a winger...your testicles remain intact...

Maybe, but your knees take a battering.

Ok. I actually can't ask my doctor about this, because she's a family friend and anything other than getting a Vicodin prescription refilled is weird. But, my girlfriend is a...smaller person... down there and I'm a larger person...down there... and there are obvious physical problems. Rotovia's horny and needs some practical advice

My Girlfriend and I had this problem the first couple of months, and I'm not that well endowed even. What worked for us was simply giving her time to get more comfortable with the relationship, for as someone said, anatomically speaking, no man should have a penis too large for the vagina to accommodate.
Another suggestion is to bring her to orgasm before attempting penetration, oral means probably the best, for that she put her more "in the mood", and many women reach their second orgasm much easier than their first.

My Girlfriend and I had this problem the first couple of months, and I'm not that well endowed even. What worked for us was simply giving her time to get more comfortable with the relationship, for as someone said, anatomically speaking, no man should have a penis too large for the vagina to accommodate.
Another suggestion is to bring her to orgasm before attempting penetration, oral means probably the best, for that she put her more "in the mood", and many women reach their second orgasm much easier than their first.
Or their third, or their tenth, or their twentieth for that matter.

See, this is why I'm glad God blessed me with a normal sized penis and gigantic testicles. :)


Are you sure that's not because they are in a constant state of being swollen from the unceasing injuries to that area, sir?

Heh, thats why you want to be a winger...your testicles remain intact...
Nah, that's why I used to wish, every sports lesson, that the pitches had been flooded. Apparently some as-yet-unnamed deity likes me, seeing as I didn't play rugby for over 3 years for exactly this reason. :D I hated rugby, btw, I'm built like a pipecleaner and I wasn't good at short bursts of speed. I was an XC runner.

may I suggest the jaws of life? (http://www.tmgcgart.com/assets/images/JOLtestB.jpg)

on a more serious note, don't try it in the shower or any other water...human lubricants break down in water very quickly, and it will actually make the job more difficult.

may I suggest the jaws of life? (http://www.tmgcgart.com/assets/images/JOLtestB.jpg)

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why did you actually have to post a picture???

ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwwwww...! :P

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why did you actually have to post a picture???

ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwwwww...! :P
it just didn't resonate without the picture (plus, I don't know if "Jaws of Life" are an American term or somewhat universal...)

Heh, thats why you want to be a winger...your testicles remain intact...

I dunno, I used to be a winger till I bulked up (and, might I say, fattened up), so now I'm a front rower, so I have experienced both, and I must say both knees and testicles take a beating.

Ok. I actually can't ask my doctor about this, because she's a family friend and anything other than getting a Vicodin prescription refilled is weird. But, my girlfriend is a...smaller person... down there and I'm a larger person...down there... and there are obvious physical problems. Rotovia's horny and needs some practical advice

It must be awful living in a country where there is only one doctor (and a family friend with a thriving narcotics sideline to boot).

Anyhoo, to the matter at hand. The most obvious solution is probably to date someone who has worked in the adult film industry. Ginger Lynn is available if memory serves.

My Girlfriend and I had this problem the first couple of months, and I'm not that well endowed even. What worked for us was simply giving her time to get more comfortable with the relationship, for as someone said, anatomically speaking, no man should have a penis too large for the vagina to accommodate.
Another suggestion is to bring her to orgasm before attempting penetration, oral means probably the best, for that she put her more "in the mood", and many women reach their second orgasm much easier than their first.
I pride myself on making her come at least once before penetration, thank you, sir!

I'm am not being smart but yoga for her works! Or else just eh ease yourself in and be gentle.....or you could just get a new girlfriend?


Or get her to have a d&c she'll be wider then but in a hell of a lot of pain for a day or two!

If the jaws of life get you out of a trapped car, That's what its called here too.


I can say I've never had that problem meself, for quite possibly the worst reason.

However that just means my advice isn't skewed by experience :>

shower,bath,swimming pool = NO.
Somewhere relaxing, subtle scent of lavender or something similar, a little lube=Yes.

Doctors really can't do much for you, May I suggest NOT getting any penile surgery as it will never be perfect again.

I assume you've tried slow, gentle, her controlling, blahdyblahblah, So it's time for different ideas.

Frottage=Fun. Mutual Masturbation=More Fun. But these are just replacements for what you're obviously missing (Although they're good when they're not :) ). Pelvic Floor Muscle exercises for her? It would tighten at first, but the control would be greater, and it's much easier to relax a muscle when you know where it is and how to isolate it. Plus Equipment used for some of the exercises may help stretch a little. Just don't go for stretching all at once, you'll tear something valuable. Just as you stretch before exercises, gentle stretching immediately before may help too.

Ok. I actually can't ask my doctor about this, because she's a family friend and anything other than getting a Vicodin prescription refilled is weird. But, my girlfriend is a...smaller person... down there and I'm a larger person...down there... and there are obvious physical problems. Rotovia's horny and needs some practical advice
I was going to give you some advice but it doesnt matter much now, i had no idea you'd be getting the act on that night.*Shifty*

Is the girl the virgin girl you met at your party?
The one you mentioned in an earier thread of yours?

Heh, thats why you want to be a winger...your testicles remain intact...
Heh Danny Grewcock( Or Green something...) the English Centre got nadded real good in Australia once.:p