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This one time, at band camp...

Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 15:54
Ok, here's why we need abortion for minors without parental consent or notification. Some teenage girl hid her pregnancy from her folks. While she was away at band camp she gave birth, asphyxiated the human-larva and is now facing first degree murder charges.

Clearly she was too afraid to tell her parents she'd gotten knocked up. If she had the option of an abortion without alerting her parents she wouldn't have had to go through the birth alone and without medical attention, and the infant would likely have been disposed of before it actually developed enough to be self-aware. But I guess setting up situations like this by forcing doctors to break doctor/patient privelage is the more moral thing to do.

http://www.10news.com/news/9579661/detail.html
Cluichstan
27-07-2006, 15:56
Ok, here's why we need abortion for minors without parental consent or notification. Some teenage girl hid her pregnancy from her folks. While she was away at band camp she gave birth, asphyxiated the human-larva and is now facing first degree murder charges.


W...T...F?
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 15:57
Abortion is good.
Neo Undelia
27-07-2006, 16:00
Unlike many, I really don’t see a difference between a fetus and a newborn beyond the emotions it evokes in those around it. Since no one loved this child, no one really lost anything when it died.
As I said on another thread, parental notifications shouldn’t be required, because it should be illegal for a minor to carry a child to term.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 16:00
W...T...F?
Well, they're all soft and jiggly, like a maggot with little semi-formed arms and legs.
Darknovae
27-07-2006, 16:00
Ok, here's why we need abortion for minors without parental consent or notification. Some teenage girl hid her pregnancy from her folks. While she was away at band camp she gave birth, asphyxiated the human-larva and is now facing first degree murder charges.

Clearly she was too afraid to tell her parents she'd gotten knocked up. If she had the option of an abortion without alerting her parents she wouldn't have had to go through the birth alone and without medical attention, and the infant would likely have been disposed of before it actually developed enough to be self-aware. But I guess setting up situations like this by forcing doctors to break doctor/patient privelage is the more moral thing to do.

http://www.10news.com/news/9579661/detail.html

Oh my God... that's sad. She should have been able to get an abortion, without her paretns finding out (I'm assuming they would have disowned her if they did find out). But no, I guess as a feminist I'm immoral by saying that abortion is okay and giving birth to a baby you don't want is not. :mad:
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 16:01
Well, they're all soft and jiggly, like a maggot with little semi-formed arms and legs.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hehehhe

hehe...

Damnit that's funny.
Call to power
27-07-2006, 16:05
how did she hide the pregnancy and the whole "I was in the shower and had the sudden urge to push" sounds like BS

honestly if your going to make a story about pregnancy at least make it after you heard about the birds and the bees with there vicious plant spores consuming he lives of there owners
Jenrak
27-07-2006, 16:06
Ewww...
Keruvalia
27-07-2006, 16:10
Abortions for all!
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 16:19
The girl was a dumbass. She should have consumed the child. No child - no evidence. Other animals do it. Why not us?
Jenrak
27-07-2006, 16:21
The girl was a dumbass. She should have consumed the child. No child - no evidence. Other animals do it. Why not us?

Our stomachs aren't as strong. Once she pukes it out - BAM! Evidence all over the place.
German Nightmare
27-07-2006, 16:22
While we're at it: I propose postnatal abortions and would even provide a list of people... http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/evil.gif
Darknovae
27-07-2006, 16:23
how did she hide the pregnancy and the whole "I was in the shower and had the sudden urge to push" sounds like BS
I was wondering about the first part too, and if she was in the shower how come no-one heard her and helped? She would have been screaming. "had the sudden urge to push"- instincts, maybe?

honestly if your going to make a story about pregnancy at least make it after you heard about the birds and the bees with there vicious plant spores consuming he lives of there owners

WTF???? :confused:
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 16:32
Abortions for all!
I won't need one, neither will most guys. Someone else can have mine.
Smunkeeville
27-07-2006, 16:34
Unlike many, I really don’t see a difference between a fetus and a newborn beyond the emotions it evokes in those around it. Since no one loved this child, no one really lost anything when it died.
As I said on another thread, parental notifications shouldn’t be required, because it should be illegal for a minor to carry a child to term.
wow. never thought I would see the other extreme of anti-choice.:eek:
Keruvalia
27-07-2006, 17:02
I won't need one, neither will most guys. Someone else can have mine.

Well then you get a tiny American flag.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 17:04
Well then you get a tiny American flag.
Yay!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:35
Ok, here's why we need abortion for minors without parental consent or notification. Some teenage girl hid her pregnancy from her folks. While she was away at band camp she gave birth, asphyxiated the human-larva and is now facing first degree murder charges.

Clearly she was too afraid to tell her parents she'd gotten knocked up. If she had the option of an abortion without alerting her parents she wouldn't have had to go through the birth alone and without medical attention, and the infant would likely have been disposed of before it actually developed enough to be self-aware. But I guess setting up situations like this by forcing doctors to break doctor/patient privelage is the more moral thing to do.

http://www.10news.com/news/9579661/detail.html

I hope she is electrocuted; nothing but a cold blooded murderer.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 17:38
I hope she is electrocuted; nothing but a cold blooded murderer.
Cold blooded murderer? So what do you call the judge who sentences her to the chair or the guy who pulls the switch for that matter?
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 17:38
I hope she is electrocuted; nothing but a cold blooded murderer.

Aaaah, another conservative Christian. Lets sit back and watch the show. *grabs bowl of popcorn*
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:38
Cold blooded murderer? So what do you call the judge who sentences her to the chair or the guy who pulls the switch for that matter?

Righteous.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 17:40
Righteous.
You know, the 9/11 hijackers were convinced they were righteous too. They even had god's own laws to back their claim. Which brings me to my point. Religious folks should be considered insane and committed to an asylum as a threat to themselves and others.
Neo Undelia
27-07-2006, 17:41
Righteous.
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/07/25/PH2005072500669.jpg
Vetalia
27-07-2006, 17:42
Cold blooded murderer? So what do you call the judge who sentences her to the chair or the guy who pulls the switch for that matter?

Entertainment.

But then again, I'm just pro-death in general. Babies, kids, adults, fetuses, the handicapped, gladiators, criminals, old people, the terminally ill...you name it, I support whacking it.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:42
I hope she is electrocuted; nothing but a cold blooded murderer.

My mistake, they only have lethal injection in Colorado.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:44
You know, the 9/11 hijackers were convinced they were righteous too. They even had god's own laws to back their claim. Which brings me to my point. Religious folks should be considered insane and committed to an asylum as a threat to themselves and others.

Not the true God though. Religious folks are the backbone of America and note that in Europe church attendance and productivity have both declined at equal rates.
Kanabia
27-07-2006, 17:45
I hope she is electrocuted; nothing but a cold blooded murderer.

She didn't exactly take a club to the head of the baby. It doesn't sound like she intended to kill it.

But hey, I was actually sitting back and watching this thread expecting this reply. Gotta love a society where people support capital punishment for minors.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:46
Yes it was a disgrace when the USC overturned that as well as the retard ruling. Everybody should be equal under the eyes of the law.
Kanabia
27-07-2006, 17:46
church attendance and productivity have both declined at equal rates.

Huh? Would you like to explain exactly how attending church services increases productivity? I can't seem to piece that one together in my head.
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 17:46
Not the true God though. Religious folks are the backbone of America and note that in Europe church attendance and productivity have both declined at equal rates.

Note that crime is drastically lower.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:47
Religion gives a better work ethic.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:47
Note that crime is drastically lower.

Only murder rates.
Kanabia
27-07-2006, 17:48
Yes it was a disgrace when the USC overturned that as well as the retard ruling. Everybody should be equal under the eyes of the law.

Then I guess there's no need to protect children with consent laws, or alcohol age restrictions, or movie ratings and all that, then. Equal in the eyes of the law and all. ;)
Kanabia
27-07-2006, 17:49
Religion gives a better work ethic.

How? I'm still sitting here completely clueless.
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 17:49
Only murder rates.

No, I can assure you Europe is drastically safer.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:51
Then I guess there's no need to protect children with consent laws, or alcohol age restrictions, or movie ratings and all that, then. Equal in the eyes of the law and all. ;)

Children need more protection; they don't however need less punishment.
Theoretical Physicists
27-07-2006, 17:52
Entertainment.

But then again, I'm just pro-death in general. Babies, kids, adults, fetuses, the handicapped, gladiators, criminals, old people, the terminally ill...you name it, I support whacking it.
I think the term "whacking it" is generally associated with something else. Perhaps you mean "whacking them"?
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:52
No, I can assure you Europe is drastically safer.

I wouldn't touch Old Europe with a barge pole; I'm sure it's quite nice when you've been living there, but to me the United States represents every thing that is great with the world today.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 17:52
Not the true God though. Religious folks are the backbone of America and note that in Europe church attendance and productivity have both declined at equal rates.
So you get to decide what the true god is? Excuse me for not trusting the judgement of a guy who wants to fry a panicked teenage girl. I think you have more in common with the terrorists than you think. I get the feeling that both of you would endorse cutting hands off of thieves and killing people who are found in possesion of drugs.

Oh, and European productivity declined because god is punishing them? Maybe it's down because Europeans like to take vacations now and then and don't feel like working themselves into an early grave. After all, their lives aren't all that bad. If they're sick they get free medical care, they've got good public transportation systems, so they can travel cheap. If anything, I would think god is punishing Americans by making them slave away just to afford to keep up their lifestyle.
Keruvalia
27-07-2006, 17:53
Religion gives a better work ethic.

Then why doesn't Fred Phelps get a job?
Vetalia
27-07-2006, 17:54
I think the term "whacking it" is generally associated with something else. Perhaps you mean "whacking them"?

That's what you think...death by blood loss is possible, you know.:eek:
Compulsive Depression
27-07-2006, 17:55
Huh? Would you like to explain exactly how attending church services increases productivity? I can't seem to piece that one together in my head.
Much like this (http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg).

It sounds like the girl performed the only sensible action available to her. Sadly, it is illegal if she killed it on purpose.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 17:55
Religion gives a better work ethic.
I'm an atheist. I often work 55 hours per week and I commute between 30 and 75 miles one way depending on the location I'm working at. My car is in the shop, and when I can't get a ride I take the light rail and walk about two miles to get to work. That's in addition to repairing pools in my spare time for some extra cash. If religion gives a better work ethic then maybe atheism gives the best work ethic and you should drop god entirely for the good of your country.
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 17:57
No, I can assure you Europe is drastically safer.
Meh, who cares about safe? I get bored if I don't occasionally have to watch out for criminals.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 17:57
So you get to decide what the true god is? Excuse me for not trusting the judgement of a guy who wants to fry a panicked teenage girl. I think you have more in common with the terrorists than you think. I get the feeling that both of you would endorse cutting hands off of thieves and killing people who are found in possesion of drugs.

Oh, and European productivity declined because god is punishing them? Maybe it's down because Europeans like to take vacations now and then and don't feel like working themselves into an early grave. After all, their lives aren't all that bad. If they're sick they get free medical care, they've got good public transportation systems, so they can travel cheap. If anything, I would think god is punishing Americans by making them slave away just to afford to keep up their lifestyle.


I do not decide who the true God is; that was God. I want to 'fry' an evil immoral and morally reprehenisble girl. Yes I do endorse cutting the hands of thieves and the death penalty for drug possession; crimes need to be rewarded with fitting punishments.

I was not suggesting that God was punishing Europe; you have jumped to this conclusion, I am simply stating a fact. There is nothing wrong with a good work ethic, I have certainly benefitted. Note that they have to pay taxes for less than adequate medical care and public transport systems.
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 17:58
I wouldn't touch Old Europe with a barge pole; I'm sure it's quite nice when you've been living there, but to me the United States represents every thing that is great with the world today.

What the hell are you getting at? I said that the crime rate in Europe is drastically lower!!! You think the USA is so great? Sure it is great, but it's not without it's flaws, I'd say that right now Europe is much less flawed than our country. Why don't you stop watching Fox news and actually open your eyes.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 18:02
Fox News is fair and balanced.

This country is great, may I remind you of that the:

Greatest President ever is in office, the Supreme Court is being tipped towards conservatism and that the GOP control the White House, the House, the Senate, the majority of governor's mansions and the majority of state legislatures.
Kecibukia
27-07-2006, 18:03
No, I can assure you Europe is drastically safer.

Define "safer".

The crime rates in Europe are higher than the US according to Interpol.

Interpol 2001 crime statistics (rate per 100,000):

* 4161 — US
* 7736 — Germany
* 6941 — France
* 9927 — England and Wales

Also:

http://www.law.arizona.edu/Journals/ALR/ALR2003/vol453/Park.pdf

Figure 7.
The State of Georgia
27-07-2006, 18:04
Note that England is the one with the left wing government.
Antikythera
27-07-2006, 18:07
Children need more protection; they don't however need less punishment.

then perhaps this girls parents should be chared for murder as well.
they did not know what was going on with their daughter and they never tought her that sex can lead to a pregnacy. they should be held resonisible for her actions becaus she did exactly what her parents told her to do;)

and protection does not have anything to to do with punnishment.
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 18:08
Fox News is fair and balanced.

This country is great, may I remind you of that the:

Greatest President ever is in office, the Supreme Court is being tipped towards conservatism and that the GOP control the White House, the House, the Senate, the majority of governor's mansions and the majority of state legislatures.

I'm just going to stop. It's a pity that you are one of the many people who voted for Bush because you have let Fox news assurt control over your thinking. Fox News is as fair an balanced as a see-saw with a one pound weight on one side and a one ton weight on the other. I'll just stop trying to argue with you. Once a "good" southern Christian, fox news watching, gun toting, NRA supporting, Bush loving, gay hating Baptist, always a "good" southern Christian, fox news watching, gun toting, NRA supporting, Bush loving, gay hating Baptist.
Londim
27-07-2006, 18:09
Fox News is fair and balanced.

This country is great, may I remind you of that the:

Greatest President ever is in office, the Supreme Court is being tipped towards conservatism and that the GOP control the White House, the House, the Senate, the majority of governor's mansions and the majority of state legislatures.

Someone please tell me he is joking. Greatest President ever?! I'm gonna ask what about Roosevelt, Washington or Lincoln? Fox is fair and balanced? Dear dear what have you been smoking?

Okay take one nation from Europe say England compared to the US. Religion and state are seperate. Gun crime= 100 incidents on average a year compared to 11000 deaths resulted to gun crime. Thats what you get for letting people carry guns under the 2nd Amendment which IMO isn't all clear as in my interpretation a local militia needed to be employed to bear arms to protect the state
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 18:09
Define "safer".

The crime rates in Europe are higher than the US according to Interpol.

Interpol 2001 crime statistics (rate per 100,000):

* 4161 — US
* 7736 — Germany
* 6941 — France
* 9927 — England and Wales

Also:

http://www.law.arizona.edu/Journals/ALR/ALR2003/vol453/Park.pdf

Figure 7.

I don't know, something about that just doesn't seem right. Maybe they have more petty theft, but we easily have the higher murder rate.
Compulsive Depression
27-07-2006, 18:09
Note that England is the one with the left wing government.
Not compared to the rest of Europe. We're the free-market, evil, workaholic capitalists of the EU.
Intangelon
27-07-2006, 18:10
Not the true God though. Religious folks are the backbone of America and note that in Europe church attendance and productivity have both declined at equal rates.
Translation:

"My God has a bigger dick than your God."
Keruvalia
27-07-2006, 18:11
I want to 'fry' an evil immoral and morally reprehenisble girl.

Ah, yeah ... none of that love and forgiveness hippie crap from your God, eh?

Oh wait ...
Antikythera
27-07-2006, 18:11
I do not decide who the true God is; that was God. I want to 'fry' an evil immoral and morally reprehenisble girl. Yes I do endorse cutting the hands of thieves and the death penalty for drug possession; crimes need to be rewarded with fitting punishments.

I was not suggesting that God was punishing Europe; you have jumped to this conclusion, I am simply stating a fact. There is nothing wrong with a good work ethic, I have certainly benefitted. Note that they have to pay taxes for less than adequate medical care and public transport systems.
would it not be better to save this girl? then perhaps when she is grown up she well spend her time trying help other gils so taht they will not find them selvs in the same position. remeber to forgive your ememy77x77. killing this girl will not help any thing
New Stalinberg
27-07-2006, 18:12
Someone please tell me he is joking. Greatest President ever?! I'm gonna ask what about Roosevelt, Washington or Lincoln? Fox is fair and balanced? Dear dear what have you been smoking?

Okay take one nation from Europe say England compared to the US. Religion and state are seperate. Gun crime= 100 incidents on average a year compared to 11000 deaths resulted to gun crime. Thats what you get for letting people carry guns under the 2nd Amendment which IMO isn't all clear as in my interpretation a local militia needed to be employed to bear arms to protect the state

It's like Star-Trek, and the current Republicans are like the Borg. Don't try to save him from his sealed fate, it isn't worth it.
Intangelon
27-07-2006, 18:13
I wouldn't touch Old Europe with a barge pole; I'm sure it's quite nice when you've been living there, but to me the United States represents every thing that is great with the world today.
Uhh...okay.

*summons white-coated people with syringes by surreptitiously pointing*

Check, please!
Kecibukia
27-07-2006, 18:14
I don't know, something about that just doesn't seem right. Maybe they have more petty theft, but we easily have the higher murder rate.

The overall murder rate in Western Europe, yes. Eastern Europe, some. Overall crime and contact crime, no. Numerous countries in Western Europe (France, Denmark, Finland, etc) have higher contact crime rates than the US.

http://www.csdp.org/research/hosb1203.pdf
Antikythera
27-07-2006, 18:14
Ah, yeah ... none of that love and forgiveness hippie crap from your God, eh?

Oh wait ...

his God does forgive this girl..he does not.
Kanabia
27-07-2006, 18:14
Much like this (http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg).

:D
Intangelon
27-07-2006, 18:14
So you get to decide what the true god is? Excuse me for not trusting the judgement of a guy who wants to fry a panicked teenage girl. I think you have more in common with the terrorists than you think. I get the feeling that both of you would endorse cutting hands off of thieves and killing people who are found in possesion of drugs.

Oh, and European productivity declined because god is punishing them? Maybe it's down because Europeans like to take vacations now and then and don't feel like working themselves into an early grave. After all, their lives aren't all that bad. If they're sick they get free medical care, they've got good public transportation systems, so they can travel cheap. If anything, I would think god is punishing Americans by making them slave away just to afford to keep up their lifestyle.
And lo, like a bell on a clear morning, the truth rang out.

*ahhhh*
Compulsive Depression
27-07-2006, 18:16
Okay take one nation from Europe say England compared to the US.Religion and state are seperate.
Actually - just noticed, sorry - that's not true. People from the Church of England get seats in the House of Lords. Also, our head of state (good ol' Queenie) is the head of the CofE.
Keruvalia
27-07-2006, 18:20
his God does forgive this girl..he does not.

Jesus:

"For if you forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father also will forgive you; but if you do not forgive men their trespasses neither will your father forgive your trespasses." Matthew 6:14-15 (NIV)

Guess Georgie boy up there is boned.
Checklandia
27-07-2006, 18:27
Note that England is the one with the left wing government.
HA!son of thatcher left wing-youve got to be kidding?
Londim
27-07-2006, 18:36
Actually - just noticed, sorry - that's not true. People from the Church of England get seats in the House of Lords. Also, our head of state (good ol' Queenie) is the head of the CofE.

Okay but more so than the USA in my opnion. Laws aren't really based on religious grounds
Verve Pipe
27-07-2006, 19:32
Unlike many, I really don’t see a difference between a fetus and a newborn beyond the emotions it evokes in those around it.
This is why I stopped being pro-choice...There is very little difference.
United Chicken Kleptos
27-07-2006, 19:53
Ok, here's why we need abortion for minors without parental consent or notification. Some teenage girl hid her pregnancy from her folks. While she was away at band camp she gave birth, asphyxiated the human-larva and is now facing first degree murder charges.

Clearly she was too afraid to tell her parents she'd gotten knocked up. If she had the option of an abortion without alerting her parents she wouldn't have had to go through the birth alone and without medical attention, and the infant would likely have been disposed of before it actually developed enough to be self-aware. But I guess setting up situations like this by forcing doctors to break doctor/patient privelage is the more moral thing to do.

http://www.10news.com/news/9579661/detail.html

Somehow, I knew you weren't gonna prove you were a band geek...
Drunk commies deleted
27-07-2006, 20:26
Somehow, I knew you weren't gonna prove you were a band geek...
I'm really not. Can't play any musical instrument to save my life. I'm just a big fan of Alyson Hannigan. She's adorable in American Pie.