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Okie ... sure ... a bit of a controversial topic, but here it is ...

Have you ever been videotaped?

NO! WE DO NOT WANT LINKS!!

Period. Sorry, guys, but that's against TOS. If you want to share your pics and videos, send them TG to the people who request them.

I am only curious as to whether or not you've allowed yourself to be filmed or photographed in the act of love making.

:)

I notice you haven't answered the question yourself.

You should have made this a public poll :D

I notice you haven't answered the question yourself.

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

Yeah ... that's it ....

You should have made this a public poll :D

ROFL! I actually thought about it, but then all of the women answering would be flooded with TGs.

not yet...... if I ever did though it would be a watch it once and destroy it before my kids have a chance to find it, that might actually screw them up if they found it and tried to watch it. LOL

not yet...... if I ever did though it would be a watch it once and destroy it before my kids have a chance to find it, that might actually screw them up if they found it and tried to watch it. LOL
Wasn't your husband running for public office? If so, it's not necessarily the kids I'd be worried about finding it. They wouldn't splash it all over the papers and the internet. :p

Wasn't your husband running for public office?

*giggle*

Yeah .... those would surface fast!

I think I could get through the taping part but it's the watching that might be beyond me. I mean, I don't even like still photos of me. :eek:

On more than one occasion...
The good thing about being a girl is, if I was a guy this would be bragging :D

Have you ever been videotaped?


Yes. For a TV segment on "Ripley's Believe it or not!"

I think I could get through the taping part but it's the watching that might be beyond me. I mean, I don't even like still photos of me. :eek:

That's surprisingly common. A lot of people don't seem to mind being taped, but they don't want to watch.

I answered that I haven't but I would.

Thing is, I might be willing and whoever I was with might be, but I don't think anyone wants (or indeed, would survive without nausea) to see my hairy, bobbin' man-ass (props to Bill Hicks).

Yes. For a TV segment on "Ripley's Believe it or not!"

World's biggest goiter, eh? Yeah I saw that.

:D

I've never been filmed. I need to come up with a good porn name first. Harry Paratestes has already been taken.

I've never been filmed.

Oh yes you have ....

>.>
<.<

*BAMF*

*flee*

On more than one occasion...
The good thing about being a girl is, if I was a guy this would be bragging :D
Having seen your photos in the recent pageant threads, please allow me to drool quietly in appreciation while I engage my imagination. I promise not to make the keys sticky.


Much.

World's biggest goiter, eh? Yeah I saw that.

:D

No. You're thinking of my cameo on "When animals attack!"

I'm a virgin. So, no.

I'm a virgin. So, no.

That's what you think!

I'm a virgin. So, no.

Some people do film themselves while masturbating ;)

I think it's pretty obvious that I have. It's on a pay site too. :D

Yes. For a TV segment on "Ripley's Believe it or not!"
I dont believe it

Having seen your photos in the recent pageant threads, please allow me to drool quietly in appreciation while I engage my imagination. I promise not to make the keys sticky.


Much.

*hands Intangelon Smukee's tissues from another thread ;)

Feel free... I always thought imagination is something wonderful :D

I would...but if I did, I'd feel totally secure in the relationship I was in. We've done the whole having pictures taken thing, never during sex, hadnt really thought about it to be honest. But if I'm close to someone, I'm very open and very adventurous, so never say never :)

But if I'm close to someone, I'm very open and very adventurous, so never say never :)

Hooray! ( I always applaud honesty )

Some people do film themselves while masturbating ;)

I don't have a camera anyways.

I've never been filmed. I need to come up with a good porn name first. Harry Paratestes has already been taken.

Just go for the old standby, first pets name followed by your street name. I call Homer St. George.

I all seriousness, there is a video knocking around somewhere of me in full flow in womens makeup (it was a rocky horror show thing) and I don't have control of it. It's a good thing that that breakup went well.

Hooray! ( I always applaud honesty )
:D I am rather upfront and honest. You'll get used to it! Blunt and honest, and very loud :p in most situations LOL

I should shut up because I've got the horn rather bad today and I'm dangerous in this state.

Just go for the old standby, first pets name followed by your street name. I call Homer St. George.
I've heard that before. Unfortunately, it leaves me as 'Floppy Dale'.

I would...but if I did, I'd feel totally secure in the relationship I was in. We've done the whole having pictures taken thing, never during sex, hadnt really thought about it to be honest. But if I'm close to someone, I'm very open and very adventurous, so never say never :)

*waits for dvd release*

Just go for the old standby, first pets name followed by your street name. I call Homer St. George.

I all seriousness, there is a video knocking around somewhere of me in full flow in womens makeup (it was a rocky horror show thing) and I don't have control of it. It's a good thing that that breakup went well.
So I'd be Candy Lower Moor LOL

Some people do film themselves while masturbating ;)
THEY SO DO! This will grose you all out, made me feel a bit dodge... a friend of mine from when I worked at the pub gave me his old phone when mine stopped working. And as you do, you go through to see if anything is still on there...

EVERYTHING WAS STILL ON THERE! Video of him cumming. Was enough to make me cry, couldnt look him in the eye!

HOW can you forget that thats on there!!!

I've heard that before. Unfortunately, it leaves me as 'Floppy Dale'.

That is the most unfortunate porn name I ever heard. LMAO.

EVERYTHING WAS STILL ON THERE! Video of him cumming. Was enough to make me cry, couldnt look him in the eye!

ROFL!

You should have published it on the internet.

*waits for dvd release*
*is trusting you less and less by the hour* lol

LOL, I'd be Chris Pond. And yes, I've been videotaped having sex, and incidentally I like to record it on my phone too. ;)

Makes for good material when you've got nothing better to do.

*is trusting you less and less by the hour* lol

you trusted me? wow

LOL, I'd be Chris Pond. And yes, I've been videotaped having sex, and incidentally I like to record it on my phone too. ;)

Makes for good material when you've got nothing better to do.
Your first pet was called Chris and you live in a pond?

you trusted me? wow
:p yes I gave you a young and niave image for a while! Then the penetration started..

I kept knocking the camera over.

ROFL! I actually thought about it, but then all of the women answering would be flooded with TGs.
So who says the girls wouldn't have wanted to flood the guys answering with TGs? :D Nobody ever thinks of us.*mopes*


Personally, I haven't done it, but I would, if the mood strikes and it's the right guy to do it with. Although I think I'd have more of a taste for photos than for video, but I guess I wouldn't really know, would I? :p

:p yes I gave you a young and niave image for a while! Then the penetration started..

yea, its all going downhill now :( aw well buest enjoy ourselves ;)

THEY SO DO! This will grose you all out, made me feel a bit dodge... a friend of mine from when I worked at the pub gave me his old phone when mine stopped working. And as you do, you go through to see if anything is still on there...

EVERYTHING WAS STILL ON THERE! Video of him cumming. Was enough to make me cry, couldnt look him in the eye!

HOW can you forget that thats on there!!!


He so did it on purpose.. Filthy little monkey

First pet? ew, why can't I just pick any pet? My name would be either Andy or Dusty if it were first pets.

Nope. But its something I shall aspire to someday! :eek:

First pet? ew, why can't I just pick any pet? My name would be either Andy or Dusty if it were first pets.
better than my first pet's name... (well, the first pet i remember)....

if it was that and the house i lived at at the time, it would be Rainbow Stafford.

if it was that and the house i lived at at the time, it would be Rainbow Stafford.
Well, if that doesn't call for gay leather porn, then I don't know what does. :p

He so did it on purpose.. Filthy little monkey
Do you reckon? I'd be mortified in the reverse situation!

So who says the girls wouldn't have wanted to flood the guys answering with TGs?

Hehe ... well ok ... if you want links, fine!

better than my first pet's name... (well, the first pet i remember)....

if it was that and the house i lived at at the time, it would be Rainbow Stafford.
lol that is an awesome one, stick with that!

THEY SO DO! This will grose you all out, made me feel a bit dodge... a friend of mine from when I worked at the pub gave me his old phone when mine stopped working. And as you do, you go through to see if anything is still on there...

EVERYTHING WAS STILL ON THERE! Video of him cumming. Was enough to make me cry, couldnt look him in the eye!

HOW can you forget that thats on there!!!

I've no idea how you could forget about that, honest.
The one little video of me is on a CD, together with a few similar CDs in a case in a place known only to me.

Wasn't your husband running for public office? If so, it's not necessarily the kids I'd be worried about finding it. They wouldn't splash it all over the papers and the internet. :p
very true. I suppose I should really start paying more attention to what I am doing, we run in 2008, so I don't have much time to make myself presentable to the voter base.........

lol that is an awesome one, stick with that!
yah, if i was into gay leather porn like where suggested :P

semi spoiler - be like clerks II and kinky kelly :P

few times actually.

And my porn name would be Dudley Gordon....

better than my first pet's name... (well, the first pet i remember)....

if it was that and the house i lived at at the time, it would be Rainbow Stafford.
That sounds "fabulous". :D

If it's first streets too, mine would be Dusty Woody Creek. That just doesn't work, it sounds like a description.

First pet and street? That would make me Fipps Navan.... no, I think I could do better than that.

First pet and street?
Angel Roxbury.......sounds porny

That sounds "fabulous". :D

If it's first streets too, mine would be Dusty Woody Creek. That just doesn't work, it sounds like a description.

You could shorten it to "dusty wood"

That might work.

You could shorten it to "dusty wood"

That might work.
That makes me sound geriatric.

few times actually.

And my porn name would be Dudley Gordon....
Sounds like a character from thunderbirds! lol

Just go for the old standby, first pets name followed by your street name. I call Homer St. George.

I all seriousness, there is a video knocking around somewhere of me in full flow in womens makeup (it was a rocky horror show thing) and I don't have control of it. It's a good thing that that breakup went well.
Budweiser Roebling doesn't seem too sexy. Yes, even as a child I loved alcohol so much I named my dog Budweiser. Granted at the time I didn't actually drink, so I didn't know how wretched Bud beer is.

Budweiser Roebling doesn't seem too sexy. Yes, even as a child I loved alcohol so much I named my dog Budweiser. Granted at the time I didn't actually drink, so I didn't know how wretched Bud beer is.
y'know... for being one of the most popular beer sellers, i'm surprised ppl knock bud so much. I don't think it's a terrible beer... but then, i've liked almost all beer i've tried.

Hmm, vids of Keru. I would end up chafing myself, without doubt!

As for me, well, of course, but they are kept far, far away from anything connected to teh intarwebs.

Yes I have, but teachers, mayors daughter, and a priest's neice are involved, so no one will see it.

Oh, and I caught Glitz and PM "watching Star Trek" and filmed it.

My pr0n name is Charles Bonewell

My porn name is Ruffy Campbell. Now that sounds good. Oh yeah btw I haven't but I would. You only live once and you need to leave something behind;)

My porn name is Ruffy Campbell. Now that sounds good. Oh yeah btw I haven't but I would. You only live once and you need to leave something behind;)
Ruffy, you say?

Ruffy, you say?

I do say he was a nice dog..wait dog..Il Ruffino..Ruffy is that you?:eek:

I do say he was a nice dog..wait dog..Il Ruffino..Ruffy is that you?:eek:
Woof woof? ;)

Woof woof? ;)

Sex with animals on video??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm outta here...

My porn name is Midnight Washington.

Ruffy I don't remember you being so rude but I guess you've changed quite a bit. You've even learnt to type and talk.

Sex with animals on video??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm outta here...

I'm an animal in bed ;)

My porn name is Midnight Washington.
Ok, that one's pretty fantastic.

Ok, that one's pretty fantastic.
I try to live up to it.

I try to live up to it.
Wasn't "Midnight Washington" a character on Sanford & Son? Or maybe on ... what's the one with the kid you used to say "Dy-No-Mite!"? Oh, God, I've forgotten that! :rolleyes:

I try to live up to it.
Hey you, I think..

Straughn told me to tell you to send him a TG.

*nods*

Ruffy I don't remember you being so rude but I guess you've changed quite a bit. You've even learnt to type and talk.
Yeah, after you stopped feeding me I ran away and a nice rich lady named Paris addopted me.

Hey you, I think..

Straughn told me to tell you to send him a TG.

*nods*
Oh, OK. I never check the TGs...

ok I lied my porn name was supposed to be Inky Siesta by one standard but I used a different standard

Oh, OK. I never check the TGs...
My job is done here.

*flies away*

Yeah, after you stopped feeding me I ran away and a nice rich lady named Paris addopted me.

That tramp?! She offered to buy me a new house andyoua state of the art kennel. The swine!

So who says the girls wouldn't have wanted to flood the guys answering with TGs? :D Nobody ever thinks of us.*mopes*
I'm 19 and I have a webcam ^___~.

Back on topic, the classic method gives me the porn name "Tweety Millersgrove", so I'm going to have to come up with something else. I originally wanted to use "The Sperminator", but it is a tad unoriginal. So, how about "Sleazy Gentleman"?

That tramp?! She offered to buy me a new house andyoua state of the art kennel. The swine!
She lets me lick her.

:)

y'know... for being one of the most popular beer sellers, i'm surprised ppl knock bud so much. I don't think it's a terrible beer... but then, i've liked almost all beer i've tried.
When I drink shit beer I drink Miller lite.

She lets me lick her.

:)


Well that story is now going to be in tomorrows tabloids.

WOMANS BEST FRIEND! Paris Sex Shocker

Yes. For a TV segment on "Ripley's Believe it or not!"

In the context of the thread, that sounds...interesting. Did you have a horrible accident with a meatgrinder and the doctors pieced your crotch back together or something?

Well that story is now going to be in tomorrows tabloids.

WOMANS BEST FRIEND! Paris Sex Shocker
:eek:

She'll grill me like a taco if she finds out I snitched!

I've never been filmed. I need to come up with a good porn name first. Harry Paratestes has already been taken.
Try Harry Ballsanya, Dick Fitswell, Hugh G. Rection, Clyde Toris, Phillup McRevis, Ben Dover, or my all time favorite, Lewis Labya.;) :D Oh, and how could I forget, Mr. Mehoff....Jack Mehoff, that is.;)

Some people do film themselves while masturbating ;)
If you have done that...how much do you want for the tape? Or a link to it if its on the 'net?:fluffle: You're a beautiful woman Cabra!:fluffle:

This isn't where I parked my car... *scurries off*

If you have done that...how much do you want for the tape? Or a link to it if its on the 'net?:fluffle: You're a beautiful woman Cabra!:fluffle:
Are you a lesbian or something?

So I'd be Candy Lower Moor LOL

I'd be Ceasar Bay

Are you a lesbian or something?

*Gasp* Have you been looking at my sig or something? ;)

*Gasp* Have you been looking at my sig or something? ;)
OMG!:p

And you live in South Florida.....do you happen to be into threesomes? 1 guy, 2 girls (including you):)

OMG!:p

And you live in South Florida.....do you happen to be into threesomes? 1 guy, 2 girls (including you):)

Not interested in guys at ALL sexually. Only threesome I'd participate would be an all girl one. :D

Not interested in guys at ALL sexually. Only threesome I'd participate would be an all girl one. :D
Awww....boooo.:p


What if I tucked my penis between my legs?:p
Your name doesnt happen to be Caylan does it? :confused:

(not a stalker, btw)

Awww....boooo.:p


What if I tucked my penis between my legs?:p
Your name doesnt happen to be Caylan does it? :confused:
:p :gundge:
In answer to your questions:
NO and NO

I've never been filmed and don't plan on it (man, my self-consciousness would never allow it), but for the record, I happen to think my porn name kicks ass. First pet + mother's maiden name for this one.

Annnnd.... Roxy May. ;)

I'd want to be filmed. I've even taken the time to look up porn film jobs online to net some extra cash.

...

Didn't find anything, though.

yeah did it.

found it about a year later. and egged myself on!

GO ON MY SON!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

then deleted it.

Sex with animals on video??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm outta here...LMAO I see this went downhill after I left then!

So I'd be Candy Lower Moor LOL

I'm Shelly Road.

Say it out loud :eek: :p ;)

Oh and, in answer to the OP, I refuse to answer, on the grounds that no-one here needs to know ;)

No. I would never do it.

No. I would never do it.
Prude.

Prude.
Exhibitionist.

I've never been filmed and don't plan on it (man, my self-consciousness would never allow it), but for the record, I happen to think my porn name kicks ass. First pet + mother's maiden name for this one.

Annnnd.... Roxy May. ;)

:( you get a good one.

Mine would be Archimedes Wooff

Prude.
:)

I don't think so.

Exhibitionist.
With my fat ass? I think not!

:)

I don't think so.
Rwar.

Rwar.
Blah. I just wouldn't be comfortable. It scares me who could see it!

Blah. I just wouldn't be comfortable. It scares me who could see it!
Like.. baby Jesus?!

Like.. baby Jesus?!
Must we bring religion into everything? :(

We disagree about it so why not just leave it out?

That would be best for both of us, right?

Like.. baby Jesus?!

I bet Jesus would video tape.

Blah. I just wouldn't be comfortable. It scares me who could see it!

I see all! Muhahaha!

Oh wait ... no i don't ... carry on.

Umm...No.

First of all..why would I want to watch myself having sex?

Like watching the footage of a footbal game, for future practice?

Secondly...who would want to watch that?

Must we bring religion into everything? :(

We disagree about it so why not just leave it out?

That would be best for both of us, right?
It was a joke :(

*kills self*

It was a joke :(

*kills self*
Awe, don't do that.

If you do it, we can't. :p

I see all! Muhahaha!

Oh wait ... no i don't ... carry on.
*phew*

Had me scared for a second there.. I mean if you saw what happened last nigh...

Nevermind.

It was a joke :(

*kills self*
Don't be silly! :D

I think I'd be more up for photos than video, but who knows what mood might take me?

Although my porn name would be "Misty Chapel", so I think that puts an end to that career option ;)

Is it street name first or pets name?

Tulip Parade.. Haha :fluffle:

I think I'd be more up for photos than video, but who knows what mood might take me?

Although my porn name would be "Misty Chapel", so I think that puts an end to that career option ;)

That'd be a great porn name...unless you're like, a guy or something.

If you have done that...how much do you want for the tape? Or a link to it if its on the 'net?:fluffle: You're a beautiful woman Cabra!:fluffle:

I have done that... and there's no way I'm selling that. And I keep it away from the interwebs, too :p

But thanks for the compliment :)

I have done that... and there's no way I'm selling that. And I keep it away from the interwebs, too :p

But thanks for the compliment :)
What if I stop by for a...private viewing?;)

That'd be a great porn name...unless you're like, a guy or something.
Yeah ;)

What if I stop by for a...private viewing?;)

In that case, why would you want to watch the movie? ;)

I aint no Darryl Tuffey!

In that case, why would you want to watch the movie? ;)

You assume he was talking about viewing the movie.

*phew*

Had me scared for a second there.. I mean if you saw what happened last nigh...

Nevermind.
You posting on the Interwebs at 3am?:rolleyes:
Actually that would explain why you werent on at 10:30...
Also explains right now...

In that case, why would you want to watch the movie? ;)
Movie? Who said anything about watching a movie?;)

You assume he was talking about viewing the movie.
;)

;)

I'm on the ball with this one. :D

I have not been filmed while engaging in any sexual activity, mostly because I wouldn't enjoy watching such a film. I make funny faces at the most inappropriate moments...

I have not been filmed while engaging in any sexual activity, mostly because I wouldn't enjoy watching such a film. I make funny faces at the most inappropriate moments...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Photos/funnyface.jpg
?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/Photos/funnyface.jpg
?
You're on the right track.

I also add sound effects when (in)appropriate.

You're on the right track.

I also add sound effects when (in)appropriate.

http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Sound_Effects/ggp.wav
?

Or
http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Comedy_Clips/bombaway.wav
?

Or maybe
http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Sound_Effects/powerup.wav
http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Sound_Effects/motorbikepassing.wav
?

http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Sound_Effects/ggp.wav
?

Or
http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Comedy_Clips/bombaway.wav
?

Or maybe
http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Sound_Effects/powerup.wav
http://www.freeaudioclips.com/music1/Sound_Effects/motorbikepassing.wav
?
Okay, that's it. How the hell did you get cameras and microphones into my apartment?!

Okay, that's it. How the hell did you get cameras and microphones into my apartment?!

The Stalkermobile (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11386050&postcount=41), presumably.

:eek: the stalkermobile actually exists!

*flees*

You're on the right track.

I also add sound effects when (in)appropriate.

Sound effects are good. :) Do you bite or scratch?:fluffle:

Secondly...who would want to watch that?

You'd be surprised. Amateur porn is a huge industry.

I have done that... and there's no way I'm selling that. And I keep it away from the interwebs, too :p


DAMNIT!

*kicks dirt*

*goes home in a huff*

DAMNIT!

*kicks dirt*

*goes home in a huff*

I second that! :(

I have done that... and there's no way I'm selling that. And I keep it away from the interwebs, too :p

But thanks for the compliment :)

Your Welcome! :fluffle:

I'm on the ball with this one. :D
Indeed you are. *bows*

I have not been filmed while engaging in any sexual activity, mostly because I wouldn't enjoy watching such a film. I make funny faces at the most inappropriate moments...
You don't enjoy a good comedy?:p

It might be fun for posterity so that when I'm old and past it I can loook back and enjoy.

It might be fun for posterity so that when I'm old and past it I can loook back and enjoy.
Maybe, but I'm not sure I'd want to be reminded what I looked like before everything surrendered to gravity.

Maybe, but I'm not sure I'd want to be reminded what I looked like before everything surrendered to gravity.

i think after that surrender I may need a bit of cheering up

i think after that surrender I may need a bit of cheering up
That's a point. ;)

I just don't know if I could watch me and she doing ... we really need a "blushing furiously" smilie.

That's a point. ;)

I just don't know if I could watch me and she doing ... we really need a "blushing furiously" smilie.

i thought about this and it occurred to me that

a) watching her is always sexy
b) at least watching myself with her I wouldn't get jealous
c) watching myself I wouldn't need to worry about finding ti erotic to watch a guy doing it.

i thought about this and it occurred to me that

a) watching her is always sexy
b) at least watching myself with her I wouldn't get jealous
c) watching myself I wouldn't need to worry about finding ti erotic to watch a guy doing it.
I suppose once I got past the squirmy part of seeing myself on film - and I'd have to start a serious exercise regimen before any cameras got turned on - well ... yeah, watching her is always sexy and I certainly wouldn't want to be watching her with anyone else, especially not with a guy (not that that's likely to happen). I dunno, really.

I suppose once I got past the squirmy part of seeing myself on film - and I'd have to start a serious exercise regimen before any cameras got turned on - well ... yeah, watching her is always sexy and I certainly wouldn't want to be watching her with anyone else, especially not with a guy (not that that's likely to happen). I dunno, really.

you're quite right about the excercise thing.

you're quite right about the excercise thing.
I wouldn't even then.
*wonders why he hasn't voted yet*

The Stalkermobile (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11386050&postcount=41), presumably.
A 'lol'

Yes. Once.

It has since been distroyed.

Id probably be too preoccupied with the cinematography to perform.

Yes. Once.

It has since been distroyed.
Care to make another one?;)

I suppose once I got past the squirmy part of seeing myself on film - and I'd have to start a serious exercise regimen before any cameras got turned on - well ... yeah, watching her is always sexy and I certainly wouldn't want to be watching her with anyone else, especially not with a guy (not that that's likely to happen). I dunno, really.
Good points but still I doubt I'd agree. I'm ebarassed enough about the still pics I allowed to be taken of me. Video of us having sex? EEEK!

Care to make another one?;)

I'll Pass :)

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

LOL What an appropiate quote for this thread! :D

Good points but still I doubt I'd agree. I'm ebarassed enough about the still pics I allowed to be taken of me. Video of us having sex? EEEK!
Why are you embarrassed? You know you're quite attractive.

I'll Pass :)
Care to recreate the moment without the film?;)

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.LOL What an appropiate quote for this thread! :D
I can't believe it's not butter.









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