NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm sick of hearing about the Mid-East, I'm sick of them blowing each other up, I'm sick of this bull crap between Israel and Lebanon, I'm sick of Muslim fundies advocating this horse crap, I'm sick of hearing about car bombings in Iraq, I'm sick of the Bush administration screwing Iraq over, I'm sick of the UN screwing everyone over, I'm sick of Christian fundies screamign and crying that the End is Near, I'm sick of these stupid little pop-up messages from AIM for my sister's friends because she has a message to spread to people and cannot actually cuss people out herself and that she still has to give reason for people to think she's doing crap even though it is summer and school won't start for another month....

GAAAHHH!!! SCREW IT! Let's discuss Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, the geniuses who decided to satirize the whole thing. Let us drink to them!

*drinks some on-alchoholic wine, gags* Blech... :mad:

So... discuss what's bugging you. I'm listening.

You can never be sick of NSGeneral though. If you're tired of NSGeneral, you're tired of life.

You don't seem too keen on the world in general.

Have you tried sticking your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and singing to yourself? That makes all the world's problems disappear.

I'll drink to them! In fact, maybe when I get home tonight I'll pour a nice glass of beer and put my Johnny Carson DVDs in the machine, and go back to a simpler time and a man who knew how to comment on the day's events.

Have you tried sticking your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and singing to yourself? That makes all the world's problems disappear.
Except tinnitus.

You can never be sick of NSGeneral though. If you're tired of NSGeneral, you're tired of life.

Yeah, I follow NSG quite religiously. ;)

Well at least it keeps the world entertaining. Do you have any idea how boring life would be without the occasional suicide bomber or the odd plane flown into a building full of baby puppies or some strange war over land we'll never see?

Dullsville, man. We gotta keep life entertaining!

You don't seem too keen on the world in general.

Have you tried sticking your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and singing to yourself? That makes all the world's problems disappear.


It also makes me look weirder than people already take me for. :( And it gives me more problems...

Well at least it keeps the world entertaining. Do you have any idea how boring life would be without the occasional suicide bomber or the odd plane flown into a building full of baby puppies or some strange war over land we'll never see?

Dullsville, man. We gotta keep life entertaining!
*goes to attack orphanage in the name of Keruvalianism*

Well at least it keeps the world entertaining. Do you have any idea how boring life would be without the occasional suicide bomber or the odd plane flown into a building full of baby puppies or some strange war over land we'll never see?

Dullsville, man. We gotta keep life entertaining!


Yeah... but not persistently... that just gets irritating after a while... :headbang:

*goes to attack orphanage in the name of Keruvalianism*

Awesome .... awesome to the max!

Yeah... but not persistently... that just gets irritating after a while... :headbang:

Well we have a lot of dull decades to make up for. :D

Well we have a lot of dull decades to make up for. :D

Can't they just go running around screaming their heads off like lunatics? Cut down on the death toll a lot...

Can't they just go running around screaming their heads off like lunatics? Cut down on the death toll a lot...

That's bad for ratings.

That's bad for ratings.
Seems to have worked okay for Big Brother (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_%28TV_series%29).

I very muh like NSG the way it is.

It's my CNN, my news paper, and Adult Swim all mashed together.

*spikes the non-alcoholic wine*

Bottoms up!

Well at least it keeps the world entertaining. Do you have any idea how boring life would be without the occasional suicide bomber or the odd plane flown into a building full of baby puppies or some strange war over land we'll never see?

Dullsville, man. We gotta keep life entertaining!
Yeah, but I prefer serial killers over wars. Serial killer news stories don't often drag on day after day after day and it's much more interesting to hear about a man who preys on 7 foot tall Guatemalan crack whores by pulling their eyes out through their rectums than yet another story about a bomb going off somewhere in the middle east.

Can't they just go running around screaming their heads off like lunatics? Cut down on the death toll a lot...
They already do that, don't they? Maybe the screaming gets lost in the bomb blast that inevitably follows.

Darknovae, did you check to make sure "Israghyrianonanag" isn't the name of someone's nation? :p

Seems to have worked okay for Big Brother (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_%28TV_series%29).

Oh, sure ... but imagine the ratings boost if someone had suicide bombed the Big Brother house! :eek:

Seems to have worked okay for Big Brother (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_%28TV_series%29).

Exactly.

it's much more interesting to hear about a man who preys on 7 foot tall Guatemalan crack whores by pulling their eyes out through their rectums than yet another story about a bomb going off somewhere in the middle east.

You know, that's true ... nobody has any reali imagination anymore. We take what we can get, I guess. *sigh*

They already do that, don't they? Maybe the screaming gets lost in the bomb blast that inevitably follows.

Darknovae, did you check to make sure "Israghyrianonanag" isn't the name of someone's nation? :p

It's not, I don't think :eek:. I got it off the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

And edit: it's actually "Israfghyrianonanaq"... forgot the f. Oops. :p

It's not, I don't think :eek:. I got it off the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

And edit: it's actually "Israfghyrianonanaq"... forgot the f. Oops. :p
"No nations precisely matched your query." Whew. :D I like that "precisely."

You know, that's true ... nobody has any reali imagination anymore. We take what we can get, I guess. *sigh*


Yeah... Well, let's make some news ourselves! :D

But not bad news. I want weird/good/funny news.

Yeah... Well, let's make some news ourselves! :D

But not bad news. I want weird/good/funny news.
*hits Tony Blair with a wet fish while wearing only a nappy and badge saying 'I love Eutrusca'*

But not bad news. I want weird/good/funny news.

Well I can go through Arby's drivethroughs masturbating some more, but I think that's played out.

*hits Tony Blair with a wet fish while wearing only a nappy and badge saying 'I love Eutrusca'*

:D Yay!

Well I can go through Arby's drivethroughs masturbating some more, but I think that's played out.

"Some more"? :eek:

Well I can go through Arby's drivethroughs masturbating some more, but I think that's played out.
Would you like an apple pie with that?

*hums*

"Some more"? :eek:

I've said too much ...

<.<
>.>
*throws smoke grenade*

*BAMF*

*flees*

Well I can go through Arby's drivethroughs masturbating some more, but I think that's played out.
LONDON (July 25) - He fits in a car's glove box, appears at a flick of a switch and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug and he deflates.

He's the "Buddy on Demand," a blow-up man launched on Tuesday with the aim of making solo female motorists feel less nervous about driving at night.

According to research by the inflatable friend's creator, insurer Sheilas' Wheels, 82 percent of women feel safer with someone sitting in the car beside them and nearly a half don't like driving alone in the dark.

"We're not saying that an inflatable man is the only answer but we do hope it will give women extra confidence and make journeys in the dark less fearful," said Jacky Brown, the spokeswoman for Sheilas' Wheels.
:confused:

Let me just say that I hate human stupidity, in all its manifestations.

That should encompass pretty much all the things I would rant about.

Screw Israghyrianonanaq!?!?!?!?

I think not!

I have a firm rule against that with anything I cannot pronounce.

This has saved me countless heartaches and lawsuits.

Let me just say that I hate human stupidity

Source, please.

I've said too much ...

<.<
>.>
*throws smoke grenade*

*BAMF*

*flees*

*cough cough cough*

Were YOu the guy that DCD was talking about in that one thread? :eek:

Screw Israghyrianonanaq!?!?!?!?

I think not!

I have a firm rule against that with anything I cannot pronounce.

This has saved me countless heartaches and lawsuits.


:D I believe it is pronounce, "Is-raff-geeri-anon-an-ack". Quite hard, yes.

*cough cough cough*

Were YOu the guy that DCD was talking about in that one thread? :eek:

I'm sorry ... all questions must be submitted in writing.

Yes ... that's it ....

I'm sorry ... all questions must be submitted in writing.

Yes ... that's it ....


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And another for good luck... :eek:

I'm all for gin martinis. Dirty gin martinis. With lots of olives in 'em. That's the only way to drink a martini.

I'm all for gin martinis. Dirty gin martinis. With lots of olives in 'em. That's the only way to drink a martini.

Why are you talking about martinis? I only mentioned non-alchoholic wine. And besides, I can't have martinis, I'm too young.

Why are you talking about martinis? I only mentioned non-alchoholic wine. And besides, I can't have martinis, I'm too young.

Nobody's too young for martinis!

Nobody's too young for martinis!

shaken not stirred please

Why are you talking about martinis? I only mentioned non-alchoholic wine. And besides, I can't have martinis, I'm too young.
So am I, but the law doesn't stop me from enjoying a good one every so often. In fact, it doesn't stop me from doing all that many things.

Martinis are good for you anyways, even if some people must insist on drinking Vodka martinis.

Greatest. Tactic. In. War on terror. Ever.


Set aside one day every week when every single American will get totally plastered. Even the mormons. Espescially the mormons. Dance giddy-crazy in the streets. Show them what "pursuit of happiness" means in "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

I'm all for gin martinis. Dirty gin martinis. With lots of olives in 'em. That's the only way to drink a martini.
Nah, gin gimlets. They beat martinis hollow.

Set aside one day every week when every single American will get totally plastered. Even the mormons. Espescially the mormons. Dance giddy-crazy in the streets. Show them what "pursuit of happiness" means in "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
I'm not sure drunk Mormons is the way to show that, but I get your point. Right after that day in September, 2001 (I dislike saying the date because it's now a "talking point"), I suggested we rebuild the WTC exactly the way it had been. People did say, "That would be inviting another attack," which is perhaps true, but building anything there will, so we may as well send a message. "Knock it dowm, we'll put it back up. We're not afraid of you and if you hit us, we'll hit you back and we'll go right on living the way we always have." That's what pisses me off about the Patriot Act and the chipping away at civil liberties. We're the good guys, aren't we?

Greatest. Tactic. In. War on terror. Ever.


Set aside one day every week when every single American will get totally plastered. Even the mormons. Espescially the mormons. Dance giddy-crazy in the streets. Show them what "pursuit of happiness" means in "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

No, make it a world-wide holiday. :D Then, everyone in the Middle east will be too drunk to blow eachother up and will resort to either drunken bar fights or happily singing 80's hits.

No, make it a world-wide holiday. :D Then, everyone in the Middle east will be too drunk to blow eachother up and will resort to either drunken bar fights or happily singing 80's hits.
That's the problem, though, a Muslim is not supposed to drink alcohol (even though "alcohol" is from the Arabic). So most everyone else would be drunk and they'd be sitting over there pointing at us and muttering "Infidels" in their beards (the men) and emitting those high piercing ululations from behind their veils (the women). It would just reinforce their already poor image of Westerners.

I'm sick of hearing about the Mid-East, I'm sick of them blowing each other up, I'm sick of this bull crap between Israel and Lebanon, I'm sick of Muslim fundies advocating this horse crap, I'm sick of hearing about car bombings in Iraq, I'm sick of the Bush administration screwing Iraq over, I'm sick of the UN screwing everyone over, I'm sick of Christian fundies screamign and crying that the End is Near, I'm sick of these stupid little pop-up messages from AIM for my sister's friends because she has a message to spread to people and cannot actually cuss people out herself and that she still has to give reason for people to think she's doing crap even though it is summer and school won't start for another month....

GAAAHHH!!! SCREW IT! Let's discuss Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, the geniuses who decided to satirize the whole thing. Let us drink to them!

*drinks some on-alchoholic wine, gags* Blech... :mad:

So... discuss what's bugging you. I'm listening.

Who are Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert? :confused:

Who are Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert? :confused:

Politcial satirists. They're hilarious. :p

If you're sick, theres always the off switch on the TV/Internet/whatever...

That's the problem, though, a Muslim is not supposed to drink alcohol (even though "alcohol" is from the Arabic). So most everyone else would be drunk and they'd be sitting over there pointing at us and muttering "Infidels" in their beards (the men) and emitting those high piercing ululations from behind their veils (the women). It would just reinforce their already poor image of Westerners.

Spike their drinks, get every MidEasterner drunk without them realizing. :eek: THEN we'll see how it goes!

If you're sick, theres always the off switch on the TV/Internet/whatever...

Yeah, but then I don't have anything else to do... :(

I'm quite bored with the entire affair as well actually.

The only other thing that's bothering me is the fact I have to go on an outwards bound trip, with no alcohol, cigarettes or music, and a collection of chronically middle class UCAS babies.:mad:

You pretty much hit the nail on the head my little pancake of a friend.