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Ok, ich bin mir im Klaren dass ihr davon mit ziemlicher Sicherheit schon gehoert habt, aber die irische Kueste hat der letze Geniestreich von Walter Moers erst gestern erreicht. Und fuer alle die wie ich noch nix davon gehoert hatten :

Adolf - Der Bonker Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CajgOXDxc)

Is this going to be another one of those threads where you're not allowed to talk in English? I can't read what you said so I don't know...

If not...pardon?

Ich bin ganz muede.

Zwei mehr bieren, bitte!

Is this going to be another one of those threads where you're not allowed to talk in English? I can't read what you said so I don't know...

If not...pardon?
Cad é ag déanamh buartha duit?
Tá na teangacha go hiontach! :D

Cad é ag déanamh buartha duit?
Tá na teanga go hiontach! :D
:rolleyes:

*Sits in corner and sulks*

Na, im jeder Fall haetten einigen sowahr Spass, Cabra :)

:fluffle:

Is this going to be another one of those threads where you're not allowed to talk in English? I can't read what you said so I don't know...

If not...pardon?
Nah, I'm sure Cabra will let you talk in whatever language you want as long as she doesn't have to answer. :p

I'm downloading something right now and I hate das kleine Arschloch - soll ich mir das Video nachher trotzdem angucken, Cabra?

She's saying for all of you who haven't heard the latest stroke of genius by this fellow, watch this video. I think.

Ich bin ein jelly doughnut

Ich ein panzerwaffen strudel, karabiner, shiff, gott und nacth gutten tag. Hund armee, faust, mein.

<.<
>.>

:eek:

Mehr will ich momentan nicht dazu sagen...

:eek:

Mehr will ich momentan nicht dazu sagen...



Adolf: Mein Hund hat keine Nase.
Goering: Wie riecht er denn?
Adolf: Fuerchtlich!

Oh no! Please... not again!

Is this going to be another one of those threads where you're not allowed to talk in English? I can't read what you said so I don't know...

If not...pardon?
Use Babelfish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr):
Ok one, I is me in the clear one that it of it with considerable security already heard, but the Irish coast has the letze sneezing realm of walter Moers only yesterday reached. And for all as I nix of it had still heard:
Now it makes perfect sense...

Okay, I watched it.

Awesome! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy081.gif

I love it!

I was laughing my ass off. "Nö, ich kapitulier nicht, nö, nö!" :p

Use Babelfish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr):

Now it makes perfect sense...

LOL

Use Babelfish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr):

Now it makes perfect sense...
:D I asked because I knew Babelfish would do that. Languages are so much more complicated than computers can grasp.

Use Babelfish (http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr):No. Don't. Babelfish and German are not compatible.

No. Don't. Babelfish and German are not compatible.
Put them together and you get Bleutsch.

Ich haben Katzen essen gefressen und hatten eine verkockt Vogel.

Which translates to: I have a cat. It ate a bird.

Nah, I'm sure Cabra will let you talk in whatever language you want as long as she doesn't have to answer. :p

I'm downloading something right now and I hate das kleine Arschloch - soll ich mir das Video nachher trotzdem angucken, Cabra?

Auf alle Faelle. Das hat mit dem kleinen Arschloch nur den Zeichner gemeinsam. Wie Kaept'n Blaubaer, nur.... boesartiger :D

Ach, gar nicht gesehen dass du es schon angeguckt hattest... das macht hier bei den Deutschen grad die Runde. Ich hab heute auf Arbeit immer wieder Kicheranfaelle gehabt. Und DAS erklaer mal den Iren :D

Na, im jeder Fall haetten einigen sowahr Spass, Cabra :)

:fluffle:

Das will ich hoffen, Boeglein :D

:fluffle:

:eek:

Mehr will ich momentan nicht dazu sagen...

Och.... nicht witzig?

Also, dat ganze Dingen gehoert wohl direkt zu Walter Moers' neuestem Adolf-Comic, Der Bonker. Ich hab nen kurzen Bericht online gefunden... und da ich bald Geburtstag habe, werd ich mir das von der lieben Verwandtschaft schicken lassen.

Chruchill macht da wohl dauernd Crank Calls in den Fuehrer Bunker.... Gott, ich lach jetzt schon.

Ok, and an explanation to the rest of the world:

A colleague sent around the link to the video yesterday, and ever since it's been buzzing around my circle of German friends and acquaintances here.
It's a video of Adolf - a Hitler parody devised by the German cartoonist Walter Moers (some of you might have heard of the guy). He has already published two comic books with the character, in which Hitler gets abducted by extraterrestrial sociology students and Herman Goering gets an operation to turn him into Hermine Goering in order to work for the CIA.
The video now has Adolf at the end of WW II sitting alone in his bunker complaining that the war is no fun any more and nobody listens to him any more and it's all Churchills fault, with the choir asking Adolf, the "alte Nazi-Sau" to surrender ...

Cad é ag déanamh buartha duit?
Tá na teangacha go hiontach! :D

Mhm... Irish? Some sort of celtic at least...


The part at about 2:50 is nicely rhymed.

Diese alliierten Bomberverbände nerven,
weil sie nicht nur Bomben sondern Bombenteppiche werfen

These allied bomber squadron are annoying
because they don't just drop bombs but bomb carpets :)

Anyway, for those who prefer English, another parody:

http://toccionline.kizash.com/movies/the_real_hussein/

...old, but still funny :)

edit: typo

War nie ein Fan von Moers, aber das da ist totaler Schrott.

I'm learning German in university this fall! I will understand you people soon enough! You just wait! Mwahahaha!!!! :eek:

I'm learning German in university this fall! I will understand you people soon enough! You just wait! Mwahahaha!!!! :eek:

I'm learning it as we speak! Err...mir...sprachen...

Shut up, I'm on lesson two.

I'm learning German in university this fall! I will understand you people soon enough! You just wait! Mwahahaha!!!! :eek:

Hehe, it'll take a lot more than a semester or two at universtity to fully understand an appreciate some of the things said here :D

Hehe, it'll take a lot more than a semester or two at universtity to fully understand an appreciate some of the things said here :D

Well...I'll just have to make a German friend to explain.

Du hast :D

Du hast :D

Ich bin ein Berliner. :D

Ich bin ein Berliner. :D

Nein! (ten, eleven, twelve...) ;)

Nein! (ten, eleven, twelve...) ;)

Guten Tag!

Guten Tag!

*quickly running out of known German phrases* umm...Ausweidersehn (sp?)

*quickly running out of known German phrases* umm...Ausweidersehn (sp?)

....Ummm....

Wonderbar!

....Ummm....

Wonderbar!

Ja, ja. Dankeschoen!

Well...I'll just have to make a German friend to explain.

Things like that video would need a lot of explanation :D

Ja, ja. Dankeschoen!

Autobahn.

Things like that video would need a lot of explanation :D

He'll be a real good friend.

Autobahn.

I've always wanted to give drive on that...

Ich habe einen Freund. Ihr Name ist Pastetchen. Sie mag grosse harte fatties lecken. Wundervoll!

Ich habe einen Freund. Ihr Name ist Pastetchen. Sie mag grosse harte fatties lecken. Wundervoll!

Pastetchen???? :eek:

http://forums.ancientclan.com/images/smilies/rotflol.gif

Awesome.

I still think it was one of the greatest crimes in history that "Das kleine Arschloch" didn't make it big internationally...

Pastetchen???? :eek:

http://forums.ancientclan.com/images/smilies/rotflol.gif
Ja! Pastetchen!

Ja! Pastetchen!

Irgendwie wird mir bei dem Gedanken leicht uebel... was fuer ein Pastetchen? Leberpastetchen?

Irgendwie wird mir bei dem Gedanken leicht uebel... was fuer ein Pastetchen? Leberpastetchen?
O.K.. Auf was geht die Hölle?

O.K.. Auf was geht die Hölle?

Auf keine Kuhhaut? Auf's Eis?
Woher soll ich das wissen? :p

O.K.. Auf was geht die Hölle?

What the heck? Since when could Ruffy speak German?

What the heck? Since when could Ruffy speak German?

He can't. He's using some lousy piece of translation software. But the results are fun. Exceedingly silly, but fun.

He can't. He's using some lousy piece of translation software. But the results are fun. Exceedingly silly, but fun.

Ah. I knew something was very very wrong there.

Speaking of,

Ich wünsche, für den Eiern zu folgen, und für Mahlzeiten zu tauchen

Hahaha! Das Video äst lostig!

(Die beiden anderen Bücher habe ich schon - damals zu Weihnachten bekommen - und den drrätten Band werrde äch mirr sächerlich auch noch besorrgen!)

Auf keine Kuhhaut? Auf's Eis?
Woher soll ich das wissen? :p
Kuhhaut, bumsen die Welt? Eis auf meinen Nippeln?!
Von den Gattern von Berlin!

:confused: :eek:

He can't. He's using some lousy piece of translation software. But the results are fun. Exceedingly silly, but fun.
Ja!

Ah. I knew something was very very wrong there.

Speaking of,

Ich wünsche, für den Eiern zu folgen, und für Mahlzeiten zu tauchen

You wish to follow the eggs to exchange meals?

Kuhhaut, bumsen die Welt? Eis auf meinen Nippeln?!
Von den Gattern von Berlin!

:confused: :eek:

Die ganze Welt? Junge, da wirste viel zu tun haben. Ich schlage vor, du faengst mit den amrikanischen Truppen an :D

Hahaha! Das Video äst lostig!

(Die beiden anderen Bücher habe ich schon - damals zu Weihnachten bekommen - und den drrätten Band werrde äch mirr sächerlich auch noch besorrgen!)

Mir fehlt der zweite Band noch... aber Chruchill's Crank Calls will ich mir auf keinen Fall entgehen lassen. :D

You wish to follow the eggs to exchange meals?

Hmm...I could've sworn I'd said "to dive for meals".

Hmm...I could've sworn I'd said "to dive for meals".

Tauschen... Tauchen....

Ok, so I read it wrong. Sue me :p ;)

Die ganze Welt? Junge, da wirste viel zu tun haben. Ich schlage vor, du faengst mit den amrikanischen Truppen an :D
.. erklärte ich gerade Krieg?
* Anrufe G.W. *

Ich benötige bumsendes Pipi.

Tauschen... Tauchen....

Ok, so I read it wrong. Sue me :p ;)

How much do you have?

.. erklärte ich gerade Krieg?
* Anrufe G.W. *

Ich benötige bumsendes Pipi.

You need fucking WHAT???? :eek:

How much do you have?

Well, I could offer you a couple of eggs for a meal...

You need fucking WHAT???? :eek:
This is fun!

Well, I could offer you a couple of eggs for a meal...

Alright. :D

Vaya con huevos!
Fahren mit Eier!