Super-Happy Game Show Hour
Neo Kervoskia
26-07-2006, 17:53
That's right, from the makers of Lysol and the producers of the $1.75 Marriage Show, the Eat Keruvalia Show, and other crap, brings you the Super-Happy Game Show Hour. What do you do? Just spin this conversation to suit a political bent (not necessarily yours of course).
Mr. X:
It's rather warm outside today.
Mr. Y:
I quite disagree.
Mr. X:
You are mistaken, sir, for it's as warm as Israel.
Mr. Y:
Nay, it is as cold as your heart.
Mr. X:
I hate kittens.
New Xero Seven
26-07-2006, 17:54
Mr. Y: Kittens are crunchy.
Mr X: they need milk though
New Xero Seven
26-07-2006, 17:57
Mr. Y: Then give them root beer.
Mr. T (holding an Impact Hammer from UT): It's HAMMER TIME!
Somebody had to make a non sequitur...
Neo Kervoskia
26-07-2006, 18:03
Remember, you're not just supposed to add on, but to spin the existing conversation to suit a political bent, like make Mr. X a communist.
Remember, you're not just supposed to add on, but to spin the existing conversation to suit a political bent, like make Mr. X a communist.
I know, but I couldn't resist making the joke.
Mr. X: Aren't word games banned?
Mr X: Lets ovethrow the corrupt capitalist world we live in
Drunk commies deleted
26-07-2006, 18:06
Mr. T (holding an Impact Hammer from UT): It's HAMMER TIME!
Somebody had to make a non sequitur...
MC Hammer: Hey that's my line! *dances*
Neo Kervoskia
26-07-2006, 18:10
I know, but I couldn't resist making the joke.
Mr. X: Aren't word games banned?
That's why you do the entire conversation. It's to demonstrate how bias you can make any statement.
Xandabia
26-07-2006, 18:10
Mr X: You can't have a hammer without a sickle. The Little Book says so
New Xero Seven
26-07-2006, 18:12
Mr. Y: You! Drink soy milk! Its good for youuu!! :eek:
Mr X: I don't understand the game.
Mr Y: Just like Neo-cons don't understand monetary policy.
Mr X: No seriously, what are we doing here?
Mr Y: Yeah... What are we doing in Iraq?
Mr X: Listen asshole, I mean how do we play the game?
Mr Y: Bombing other countries is no game, fascist.
Mr X: I'm going to kill you.
Mr Y: Christ Dude... It's just a game.
Jello Biafra
26-07-2006, 18:30
Mr Y: Christ Dude... It's just a game.
Mr X: There is no Christ, he's just an illusion created by people who want your money.
Mr Y: Do you mean like environmentalism?