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But first, I need to get mod's permission to link the vid!

It's about a guy who has modified his penis and testicles, by injecting them with silicone.
It's an actual documentary interview, so not sick or anything.

It's just that they show them on screen, and they're unreal.

I don't mean they're fake.

I mean they just don't look natural anymore.

So, pretty please mods, can I upset everyone's stomach just a little?

edit:
Now you've all made me worried, so I can't.
Still, if you are interested, google "The Perfect Penis"
and click on the first one.
Best not to eat nor drink while watching.

I take no responsibility for anyone doing the above.

i wanna see! i wanna see!

Sadly, I've seen those already. Somethingawful did a Weekend Web special on a website dedicated to such...enhancements...and included a liberal supply of pictures.

i'd look

If the mods haven't replied by the turn of the hour (in 9 minutes) I'll risk a ban with the link.

Hurry mods hurry!

Pls say yes!

I absolutely, 100% guarantee you that will not be allowed.

But if you really want to ask the Mods, you should post this in Moderation.

Since the mods probably won't allow it why don't you give a description? Has he inflated his junk with so much silicone that it looks like a sphere?

i think i know of the guy you're talking about. i was unfortunate enough to see it on telly. it was part of a programme about whether size matters. very disturbing. this guy cannot use his penis anymore and has to sit down to pee. his testicles and penis together are about the size of a football (not american football)

Since the mods probably won't allow it why don't you give a description? Has he inflated his junk with so much silicone that it looks like a sphere?
Yup. And any larger I'd hazard it'd have it's own centre of gravity and sphere of orbit.

Seen it. Post it and you will not be "risking" a ban. The ban will be certain.

I say that video, I like the bit about him ont being about to sit down on the toilet anymore as his wang is in the water. He now 'hovers' to take a slash.

post and start making a new account.

Just tg the link to anyone that wants it.

imagine if he goes to a nudist beach and a kid actually screams FOOTBALL!!!!
ouch

Why are we so obsessed with big pee pees? Why? Why I ask! WHY? :eek:

No, you may not link to any such thing.

No, you may not link to any such thing.
Damn..
Foiled again!

In hindsight, I should have created a dummy account, posted it and been damned that way.

In hindsight, I should have created a dummy account, posted it and been damned that way.
We generally prefer people not to do that.

Damn..
Foiled again!

In hindsight, I should have created a dummy account, posted it and been damned that way.
I think they'd get you anyway. They can tell if you're posting under a different puppet nation from the same computer.

We generally prefer people not to do that.
I figure as much.

I think they'd get you anyway. They can tell if you're posting under a different puppet nation from the same computer.
That's when I say it was my cat that did the posting.
Or my evil twin.
The one that only comes round after I've downed a bottle of vodka.

PS. checked your tgs recently?

No reason for me to ask. Just curious. (attempts to whistle nonchalantly)