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OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
LOL! Well, I once made it in a glass elevator, so I suppose the answer would have to be "yes." Desperation drives good men to insane acts, ya know. :D

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
sounds fun ;)

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
:eek: out of all the stores! M&S! At least make it classy, I would settle for nothing below John Lewis ;)

Ha ha, I'm not sure whether I'd get down to it in a store, especially a busy one. I've done it in a variety of places, but none all that public. I guess its the thrill of it.

You guys should definately install "security" cameras to catch all the action and post it on the internet. Not only is it fun, it's profitable.

LOL! Well, I once made it in a glass elevator, so I suppose the answer would have to be "yes." Desperation drives good men to insane acts, ya know. :D
A glass elevator? Well, it's Eutrusca. Eutrusca is allowed to do such things, as he is God.

*lol

I've heard worse. A few years ago, they caught a couple doing it behind a wooden nativity set in front of a church in my home town in Germany. It was the middle of December, it was freezing and snowy.... the article ein the newspaper the next day stated that "they were married, although not to each other" :D

A glass elevator? Well, it's Eutrusca. Eutrusca is allowed to do such things, as he is God.
LMAO! If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve! :D

A glass elevator? Well, it's Eutrusca. Eutrusca is allowed to do such things, as he is God.

I was wondering about the glass elevator thing too.....must have been a tall building.......;)

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
Thats hilarious.

I read a book where the heroine did it in the changing room in Lord and Taylors.

I knew a guy who did it with a girl on the FLOOR of the men's room *shudders* that is so gross. The men's room was in a restaurant where her worked. He got fired. :p Pretty funny, though!

No, I am pretty found of privacy. I've never done it any place too exotic.

I'd definitely do the store thing. It would have to be in the moment, though, not planned. I don't know about the great glass elevator. I'm about calculated risk. ;)

I was wondering about the glass elevator thing too.....must have been a tall building.......;)
Ever hear of Hyatt Regency chain? They're open from the mezzanine all the way up inside. They use glass elevators so you can look out over the greenery and shops and restaurants. Fortunately, when you get near the top and stop the elevator between floors, it's difficult to make out details from the floor. Only thing is, stopping the elevator between floors sounds an alarm, which means ya gotta be quick with ... stuff, something I've never been very good at. :D

I think if I was in a horny mood I'd do it everywhere :D

I was always under the impression that all elevators had cameras in them!

I suppose you have to be in the moment to really decide if you could do it....right now I would say no I couldn't....but then I would get sacked if I did I expect....I did very much enjoy it in the Forest, and that was very spur of the moment passion driven, so I suppose I have to keep and open mind

Ever hear of Hyatt Regency chain? They're open from the mezzanine all the way up inside. They use glass elevators so you can look out over the greenery and shops and restaurants. Fortunately, when you get near the top and stop the elevator between floors, it's difficult to make out details from the floor. Only thing is, stopping the elevator between floors sounds an alarm, which means ya gotta be quick with ... stuff, something I've never been very good at. :D

ROFL! :D

I was always under the impression that all elevators had cameras in them!
That would mean that there is at least one Eutrusca porn tape floating around somewhere.

That would mean that there is at least one Eutrusca porn tape floating around somewhere.

Then why is it not available on the Internet?

That would mean that there is at least one Eutrusca porn tape floating around somewhere.
Indeed!

I was always under the impression that all elevators had cameras in them!
That was several years ago, back before everyone began spying on everyone else. These days, I seriously doubt I would do something like that ... I'm majorly into comfort now. :D

That would mean that there is at least one Eutrusca porn tape floating around somewhere.
:eek:

OMG! I hope not! LOL!

Then why is it not available on the Internet?
Everything is available on the internet.

Everything is available on the internet.

I need the URL of this tape then, for the sake of research of course

Then why is it not available on the Internet?
I pulled a midnight "reconnisance" operation on the security office, ran off with the tape of me and my "lust-buster," and some rather interesting other tapes that I noticed! You're in one of them! Mwahahahahaha! :D

I pulled a midnight "reconnisance" operation on the security office, ran off with the tape of me and my "lust-buster," and some rather interesting other tapes that I noticed! You're in one of them! Mwahahahahaha! :D

I am? cool!

I need the URL of this tape then, for the sake of research of course
Just because everything is available on the internet doesn't mean I can, or want to find it.

Just because everything is available on the internet doesn't mean I can, or want to find it.
Is that an insult??
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Just because everything is available on the internet doesn't mean I can, or want to find it.

you are merely taunting us with the prospect then?

I am? cool!
Why do you think I asked you the other night to do that ... thing you do? :D

oh! it is a video of me doing THAT?

ROFLMAO

Is that an insult??
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Would it make you feel better if I expressed a desire to watch you get laid?

Some people get a thrill doing it in public. I can't say it thrills me.

Some people get a thrill doing it in public. I can't say it thrills me.

You've done it in public? OMG!

nope, not that adventerous :( :rolleyes:

Apparently my mother's friend was dropping something off at the high school after school was out, and she saw a boy, with a girl, and the girl was on her knees... This was also in the commons area which is a big open space and they were just barley tucked away in a corner. Still, I guess they were quite visible if a mom walking by caught them in the act. I wish I could have been there, I would have walked up and said something like, "This makes a great kodak momen!" or, "Do you mind if I video tape this so I can post it on the internet?" As for me, even though I am young, If I was older I probably wouldn't bang my wife or girlfriend in a public place.

I was once in a nightclub on new years eve and some woman was doing that to a guy on the dance floor....it was not really a classy place to be honest

I was once in a nightclub on new years eve and some woman was doing that to a guy on the dance floor....it was not really a classy place to be honestbetter than in the NY subway..

oh.. and I did miss my station :D

oh! it is a video of me doing THAT?

ROFLMAO
:D

Would it make you feel better if I expressed a desire to watch you get laid?
:eek:

Fuck no! :D

I was once in a nightclub on new years eve and some woman was doing that to a guy on the dance floor....it was not really a classy place to be honest
I was sitting next to a couple once in a movie, when she decided to go down on him, when she was uh.... finished (or he was either way) she asked me for a napkin.

LOL! Well, I once made it in a glass elevator, so I suppose the answer would have to be "yes." Desperation drives good men to insane acts, ya know. :D
Eut, it doesn't count if you were by yourself.

Would it make you feel better if I expressed a desire to watch you get laid?LOL.. Why dont you just put a sign: "Have Web Cam.. will cyber" :D

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....

Hey, I work at M&S as well! Which store are you at?

I was sitting next to a couple once in a movie, when she decided to go down on him, when she was uh.... finished (or he was either way) she asked me for a napkin.
LMAO that is sooooo gross!

Apparently my mother's friend was dropping something off at the high school after school was out, and she saw a boy, with a girl, and the girl was on her knees... This was also in the commons area which is a big open space and they were just barley tucked away in a corner. Still, I guess they were quite visible if a mom walking by caught them in the act. I wish I could have been there, I would have walked up and said something like, "This makes a great kodak momen!" or, "Do you mind if I video tape this so I can post it on the internet?" As for me, even though I am young, If I was older I probably wouldn't bang my wife or girlfriend in a public place.
Reminds me of this skit:
headcase (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THsTACHZM)

LMAO that is sooooo gross!
yeah, I handed her my little purse pack of kleenex, she tried to give me the pack back and I said "don't worry about it, I bet you need them more than I do"

Hey, I work at M&S as well! Which store are you at?

Isle of Wight...you?

I was sitting next to a couple once in a movie, when she decided to go down on him, when she was uh.... finished (or he was either way) she asked me for a napkin.
I would have given her one (a napkin that is), then afterwards asked for it back as I hadn't finished wiping my arse on it yet.

I would have given her one (a napkin that is), then afterwards asked for it back as I hadn't finished wiping my arse on it yet.
ewww..........

I couldn't do that. Besides as a Christian I am supposed to treat people as I would like to be treated.

ummmm... what film were you watching?

Star Trek Generations, I suppose she was bored with the movie.......or he has some weird fantasy about Picard...

*nods* I can see that happening....

I've done it in a wood, but M&S? Jesus Christ thats wrong. Were they 70?:D

yeah, I handed her my little purse pack of kleenex, she tried to give me the pack back and I said "don't worry about it, I bet you need them more than I do"
I literally burst out laughing when I read that. That is the best response ever!

it is the coolest most level headed response I ever heard...kudos to you for that Smunkee

While I doubt the opportunity will arise anytime soon, meh. Don't knock it till you try it, I guess. If my girlfriend/wife were will I would probably do it. Start out small go big though. Maybe first in a car in a parking lot. Then maybe an office building's closet or copying room. The trick is to prolong the experience. If one starts out in a dressing room like the couple involved then one really doesn't have a backup plan that will allow the same degree of excitement as a previous encounter. I.e. if one chickens out.

And yes that was a most excellent response. As to the treating others like I wish to be treated. If I had the gall to participate in oral sex with a stranger sitting next to us, the participants, I really would want them to give me shit. There is a complete difference between doing something that you might get caught at, and doing something that makes others uncomfortable while leaving them little option to rectify the situation.

(yes I was having fun with innuendos)

And yes that was a most excellent response. As to the treating others like I wish to be treated. If I had the gall to participate in oral sex with a stranger sitting next to us, the participants, I really would want them to give me shit. There is a complete difference between doing something that you might get caught at, and doing something that makes others uncomfortable while leaving them little option to rectify the situation.
OR ... you could just say, "Either you take care of me too, or I'm going to call the cops!" LMAO!

ewww..........

I couldn't do that. Besides as a Christian I am supposed to treat people as I would like to be treated.
ahhh..that sorta implies that you've been in the same position as the young lady you described.
;)

Star Trek Generations, I suppose she was bored with the movie.......or he has some weird fantasy about Picard...
Maybe Picards skull and her b/f's 'head' match.

I think I would prefer a forest glade to an M&S changing room. Mind you my office is just opposite an M&S maybe I should visit it at lunchtime

parked cars, moving cars-day and night. Many,many times.

Elevator in the Sheraton Towers,Mahwah,NJ on New Years Eve.

Camping-in a tent, out of the tent. In NY,NJ, PA, Az, Ut. In below freezing temps, as well as over 100 degrees.

In a hammock on the beach at the Elysian resort in St.Thomas.(exceedingly difficult)

On a boat we rented in the Bermuda Triangle.

On the lawn at Wolf Trap outdoor ampitheater in Virginia during a John Denver concert.

in a sailboat on a trailer on my parent's front lawn 20 years ago.

In the weight room in high school.

In the french teacher's car in high school.


Other places I'll recall. Generally, whenever conditions permited it. Often,when they only partially permited it.

Edit: The way I look at it, every opporotunity could be your last.

Why not do it?

In the french teacher's car in high school.


WITH the french teacher?

Maybe Picards skull and her b/f's 'head' match.

If the "head" you're referring to didn't look like Picard's , there's a big problem...

ahhh..that sorta implies that you've been in the same position as the young lady you described.
;)
I was wondering if someone would pick up the implication, but no, I haven't been in the same situation.

I keep kleenex in my purse thankyouverymuch LMAO

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In a hammock on the beach at the Elysian resort in St.Thomas.(exceedingly difficult)


i was thinking of taking a vacation in st. thomas next year. leaving the sex out of it, was it worth the trouble to get there?

I was wondering if someone would pick up the implication, but no, I haven't been in the same situation.

I keep kleenex in my purse thankyouverymuch LMAO
What the young lady might have then replied to dear Smunkee was, "Thanks, hon ... you wouldn't happen to have some mouthwash, too, would you?" :p

Never been inclined to do it, as they say, in public. I've made out in public, but that's about it, and everyone's clothes remained more or less in place.

LOL! Well, I once made it in a glass elevator,....
And your sex life has been going down ever since..... :p

j/k

I would. You only live once plus I am a bit of a thrill seeker. Theres an M&S 10 minutes away or maybe I'll be different and go to Primark instaed..the ladies there are much more appealing :D

EDIT: 700th post and its a bout sex huzzah

i was thinking of taking a vacation in st. thomas next year. leaving the sex out of it, was it worth the trouble to get there?
Short of swimming out to St. Thomas from Florida, it's always worth going to the Virgin Islands (or just about any Caribbean islands). I haven't been to St. Thomas in years ... *sniff* ... but both times we went were marvelous.

I would. You only live once plus I am a bit of a thrill seeker. Theres an M&S 10 minutes away or maybe I'll be different and go to Primark instaed..the ladies there are much more appealing :D

EDIT: 700th post and its a bout sex huzzah
Bravo! :D

What the young lady might have then replied to dear Smunkee was, "Thanks, hon ... you wouldn't happen to have some mouthwash, too, would you?" :p

Never been inclined to do it, as they say, in public. I've made out in public, but that's about it, and everyone's clothes remained more or less in place.
I am far to classy to do much more than kissing in a place so public as the movies, but I can't really say that I haven't been in public at one time or another and decided that it really didn't matter.

A friend of mine once confided, years ago, that she once made out with a guy in a bar because he looked like Billy Mumy ("Danger, Will Robinson, danger!"). Heh, I should remind her of that some time.

Bravo! :D

Thank you. I may celebrate this with some very social activities ;)

Would you be horny enough to do this?

Yes I would. Yes. Yes! YYYYYEEEEESSSSS! Yes.

uhmm, probably not... I don't mind public places, but that's a little too public. I guess it really all depends, there are some places I never thought I'd do it, and well... I've already proved myself wrong on more than one occasion

I'm a little surprised no one's posted this:

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Yeah, why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
People won't be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

I'm a little surprised no one's posted this:

Or this

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw

-- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..."


Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)
Why don't we get drunk and screw

WITH the french teacher?


Yep. I didnt have a car yet.

i was thinking of taking a vacation in st. thomas next year. leaving the sex out of it, was it worth the trouble to get there?


At the time,yes. Everyone was friendly and accomadating on the resorts, but when we were in Charlotte Amalie after dark, the locals seemed like they might be on the hostile side.

I would be aware of pick-pockets, etc...

St John's is beautiful, more exotic and less built up. Its a short ferry ride from St.Thomas.

OR ... you could just say, "Either you take care of me too, or I'm going to call the cops!" LMAO!
True, but that involves lots of legal tangles. Was it blackmail, or just a bit of dominance? If the person objects but still does it, is that consent? Plus, what if someone heard you and really did call the cops. Now, can they testify that's what you said, or is it hearsay? Maybe it was an exclamation. Better just to take a picture and sell it on the net. Just make sure you ask to see their picture ID's to make sure they are both of legal age, take a picture of those for insurance purposes.

...

On the lawn at Wolf Trap outdoor ampitheater in Virginia during a John Denver concert.

...
While John Denver was actually playing?
I could never do that! Eeuw!

LOL! Well, I once made it in a glass elevator, so I suppose the answer would have to be "yes." Desperation drives good men to insane acts, ya know. :D
You should put warning signs on your posts before racing to be second and posting such content!

I shall now go rub soap and water on my eyes.

What the young lady might have then replied to dear Smunkee was, "Thanks, hon ... you wouldn't happen to have some mouthwash, too, would you?" :p
uh... I do have mouthwash in my purse, but it's for purely innocent reasons.

At the time,yes. Everyone was friendly and accomadating on the resorts, but when we were in Charlotte Amalie after dark, the locals seemed like they might be on the hostile side.

I would be aware of pick-pockets, etc...

St John's is beautiful, more exotic and less built up. Its a short ferry ride from St.Thomas.
Hmm, but then I don't think we went into town after dark. St. John's is gorgeous. A large part of the island - most of it, I think - is a US National Park.

uh... I do have mouthwash in my purse, but it's for purely innocent reasons.
And you'd have been taken aback had she asked, I imagine. :p

And you'd have been taken aback had she asked, I imagine. :p
not really much shocks me, but most people I know don't carry the wealth of crap around with them that I do, so it would shock me on the grounds that someone normal (as normal as you can be performing oral in a movie theater) would assume that I had mouthwash in my purse.

not really much shocks me, but most people I know don't carry the wealth of crap around with them that I do, so it would shock me on the grounds that someone normal (as normal as you can be performing oral in a movie theater) would assume that I had mouthwash in my purse.
I guess. Points to her for doing so and then blithely asking the person next to her for a napkin.

Why can't I get a girlfriend like that. They're all like

No I don't want to..eww thats disgusting..get your hand out of my pants etc etc. Sheesh:p

I got tossed off on a park bench in the middle of town once, but it was 2am, I was pissed and don't really remember it. Does that count as exhibitionist?

Why can't I get a girlfriend like that. They're all like

No I don't want to..eww thats disgusting..get your hand out of my pants etc etc. Sheesh:p
Try a little humour in your flirting perhaps?
"Hey, baby, wanna assimilate my Jean-Luc?"

I got tossed off on a park bench in the middle of town once, but it was 2am, I was pissed and don't really remember it. Does that count as exhibitionist?
Is that like the tree falling in the forest thing? If nobody's sees it, does it count?:confused:

Try a little humour in your flirting perhaps?
"Hey, baby, wanna assimilate my Jean-Luc?"

Or you lick my loolipop and I'll water the garden ;) ? Hmm maybe

Or you lick my lollipop and I'll water the garden ;) ? Hmm maybe
Okay, that one would put me off sex with men. Oh, wait, I already am ... I sincerely hope you've never actually tried that. :p

Okay, that one would put me off sex with men. Oh, wait, I already am ... I sincerely hope you've never actually tried that. :p

No I haven't but onee tried method that has worked is this:

Today is a three course meal: We begin with our meeting, continue with a day out to the cinema and dinner and we finish with my bedroom. Now that did work. Ahh the best day of my life..

Try a little humour in your flirting perhaps?
"Hey, baby, wanna assimilate my Jean-Luc?"
Resistance is futile?

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
like to think i'd give it a go (assuming the store's not too busy)

already got plans to do it on a hotel balcony (high up) and a chuch confessional :p
a forest sounds good though... hmmm *ponders*

True, but that involves lots of legal tangles. Was it blackmail, or just a bit of dominance? If the person objects but still does it, is that consent? Plus, what if someone heard you and really did call the cops. Now, can they testify that's what you said, or is it hearsay? Maybe it was an exclamation. Better just to take a picture and sell it on the net. Just make sure you ask to see their picture ID's to make sure they are both of legal age, take a picture of those for insurance purposes.
Sigh! When did life get so frackkin' complicated? :(

You should put warning signs on your posts before racing to be second and posting such content!

I shall now go rub soap and water on my eyes.
While you're at it, wash your mouth out too for saying such a thing! :headbang:

Why can't I get a girlfriend like that. They're all like

No I don't want to..eww thats disgusting..get your hand out of my pants etc etc. Sheesh:p
How many times I gotta tell you ... never go girlfriend-shopping at the nunnery! ;)

Yep, done that. I don think it has anything to do with desperation...it's more the fact that you could be caught, I reckon. Even though subconcious (at least with me). Man, I've been caught a few (not too many times) in public. Worst was probably in a train - there were 6-person compartments. We were alone. Started. Train stops at a station and dozens of people get in. One lady opens the door, realizes what's going on, leaves the door open and takes off. I thought that was hilarious.

Lady's toilet in the Louvre are clean enough to get it on as well. ;)

Won't go into the more 'shocking' stories. Might offend some around here. ;)

Yep, done that. I don think it has anything to do with desperation...it's more the fact that you could be caught, I reckon. Even though subconcious (at least with me). Man, I've been caught a few (not too many times) in public. Worst was probably in a train - there were 6-person compartments. We were alone. Started. Train stops at a station and dozens of people get in. One lady opens the door, realizes what's going on, leaves the door open and takes off. I thought that was hilarious.

Lady's toilet in the Louvre are clean enough to get it on as well. ;)

Won't go into the more 'shocking' stories. Might offend some around here. ;)
"Offend?" THESE people? ROFLMFAO!!!

Go ahead. Tell us all! :D

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
Actually the forest sounds like an almost perfect natural place.

I'm not a huge fan of public sex.

Masturbation, on the other hand...

A few months ago on the morning radio show I listen to, the DJs were taking calls from listeners about having sex in public places. A girl called in, and had a great story about having sex with her boyfriend in a glass elevator. I guess the elevator was in the atrium of a big hotel, and they were near the top floor, going down, and started making out. Things started getting pretty hot and heavy, so they decided to do it right there. Mid-act, as they're nearing the middle floors of the hotel, the doors to a convention room in the lobby open up, and a couple hundred young men in suits pour out. One of them notices the couple in the elevator, and pretty soon they're all looking up. The girl says to her boyfriend, "what do we do?" and he replies, "well, we could wave." She shrugs, and they both wave down to the men in the lobby, who clap and cheer in response.

Pretty ballsy (no pun intended). :p

My schoolmate works at a clothing store, and she told us this story once about a lady trying on lingerie, who invited her husband in for his opinion... and neither were seen for almost an hour, before both walking out together looking a little more disheveled than when they originally arrived. ;) She was so shocked, she had no idea what to do.

Personally... well, I dunno. Certain semi-public places, maybe. A balcony on a high floor, yeah, I probably would partake. A regular elevator, maybe. A glass one? No. Really not. :p

edit: though not exactly public at all, the closest I've gotten so far is doing it with my baby sister in the room napping. I know, I know, I'm going to hell... :p I figure lots of kids sleep through their parents having sex when they're babies, right? It's not THAT bad... and we were babysitting her, so at least we never left the room.

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
Forest sounds fun but changing room is a NO.

:eek: out of all the stores! M&S! At least make it classy, I would settle for nothing below John Lewis ;)
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But -- but -- don't you pay attention to the commercials? As in:

"This is not just sex in a changing room. This is M&S sex in a changing room."

I need the URL of this tape then, for the sake of research of course


I'm sure somebody could mock up som -- I mean, find something involving Eutrusca, an often photographed glass elevator and a lovely lady.

*coughPhotoshopcough*

July 4th (in the US, where that's relevant) at a beach. Just floatin' round the little island just off shore...So I guess yeah...but I might need more of a barrier between me and discovery. I was pretty sure that no one was going to swim up to us and check out what we where doing.

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On the lawn at Wolf Trap outdoor ampitheater in Virginia during a John Denver concert.
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Well, what else would you do at a John Denver concert? :D

I'm a little surprised no one's posted this:


We were waiting for you to do it.

How many times I gotta tell you ... never go girlfriend-shopping at the nunnery! ;)

Thats where I've been going wrong..damn. Next place I'll try is Amnesty International....oh wait...street corner...noo I'm not paying..I know my mates party where there will be girls and beds. Huzzah!!

I think I'd be open to most experiences (pun totally intended), with the right circumstances and right person....

Er not really...

like to think i'd give it a go (assuming the store's not too busy)

already got plans to do it on a hotel balcony (high up) and a chuch confessional :p
a forest sounds good though... hmmm *ponders*
Notre Dame, to be exact ;) :fluffle:

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....

Been there, done that.

While John Denver was actually playing?
I could never do that! Eeuw!

Yeah-my wife is a big fan.

I dont think I'll ever need Viagra.

Hmm, but then I don't think we went into town after dark. St. John's is gorgeous. A large part of the island - most of it, I think - is a US National Park.


Yeah- it wasnt my intention, because I like to make my own luck and playing a victim after dark isnt something I like. We had dinner in a fancy restaurant there, overlooking an old submarine base.

I developed a love for raw conch and Red Stripes there.

St.John is gorgeous. Next time, I would spend most of my time there.

A lecturer in my college who was going out with a student had sex in the changing room of A-Wear (clothes brand chain)...Funny he doesn't work here anymore!

Is that like the tree falling in the forest thing? If nobody's sees it, does it count?:confused:
:D I need a proper laughing smilie for that.

Oh, people probably saw it. There're always a lot of vagrants knocking around there. On the other hand, I wish no-one had seen it - aside from crippling insecurities about myself, she treated it like a joystick.

OK, I work in M&S (A chain store that sells clothes, food etc) a couple got caught in one of the changing rooms actually getting down to it....now the changing room is real small (one person only)it is in the corner of the ladies department and only has a curtain, it is not at all private....so would you?could you do something like this?

I had sex in the forrest at the weekend and it was great, but I don't know if I could quite get into it in a busy store.....
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From what I hear, the threat of being caught, the feeling of doing it in a public area is a turn-on for some.

From what I hear anyway...


Anyone a member of the 'Mile High Club'?

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From what I hear, the threat of being caught, the feeling of doing it in a public area is a turn-on for some.

From what I hear anyway...


Anyone a member of the 'Mile High Club'?
only had one chance and it turned out badly, but hilarious in retrospect. LOL

might try again some day..........

only had one chance and it turned out badly, but hilarious in retrospect. LOL

might try again some day..........
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Everytime I get an image of you... like Emeril... "BAM" you kick it up a notch.

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

Everytime I get an image of you... like Emeril... "BAM" you kick it up a notch.
LOL, I was married at the time.......if that helps.

LOL, I was married at the time.......if that helps.
Still....
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Well, good luck if you make a second attempt! :fluffle:

only had one chance and it turned out badly, but hilarious in retrospect. LOL

might try again some day..........
Uhm ... Denver's at 5,280 feet above sea level, so does that mean ... ?:eek: :eek:

Uhm ... Denver's at 5,280 feet above sea level, so does that mean ... ?:eek: :eek:
what?!

oh, we had sex outside on a mountain it was pretty high although not airplane high.......

anyway, I doubt I try it again anytime soon, it was pre 9/11, I don't think I want to get caught by an air marshall.........

what?!

oh, we had sex outside on a mountain it was pretty high although not airplane high.......

anyway, I doubt I try it again anytime soon, it was pre 9/11, I don't think I want to get caught by an air marshall.........
Yeah, air marshals probably don't have much of a sense of humor these days, and there was some thread out there this week about them having a quota, so ... :p

I had sex on a train a couple of times last month, second time was in full view of the window but we figured we were in Italy and nobody would know who we were......

When I was still at school - lower sixth, I think - a fifth former (16) and a first year (12!) got caught having sex in a public park in the town where the school is. They still had most of their school uniform on. (NB: although the girl apparently consented, I would have thought this amounted to statutory rape, but apparently not, since the age of consent in NI is 17, so he was underage too. Or some daft shit like that :rolleyes:)

Anyhow, would I do it in public, or at least in a place where there was a likelihood of being caught? I'm pretty sure I would; I'd probably require slightly more privacy that just a curtain in a changing room, but beyond that, yeah. My boyfriend, however, has shown reluctance in this regard...well, except once, also in a forest.....*day dreams*

what?!

oh, we had sex outside on a mountain it was pretty high although not airplane high.......

anyway, I doubt I try it again anytime soon, it was pre 9/11, I don't think I want to get caught by an air marshall.........well, it depends on how loud it gets... :D

well, it depends on how loud it gets... :D
LOL, I might have to email you about my prior airplane experience........

LOL, I might have to email you about my prior airplane experience........
now this is the first time I'm actually waiting for an email... :cool:

I would never be seen in M&S, so, no

now this is the first time I'm actually waiting for an email... :cool:
actually I chickened out on the email, you have a TG

actually I chickened out on the email, you have a TG
LOL!!! :D

poor Smunkee... glad it didn't end up worse. ;)

LOL!!! :D

poor Smunkee... glad it didn't end up worse. ;)
yeah, I still have a scar, and my mom was right, I am way too clumsy to have attempted that........

yeah, I still have a scar, and my mom was right, I am way too clumsy to have attempted that........
Well, it should've been him doing th.... nevermind. :p

... she treated it like a joystick.


And you're complaining? I thought that was the idea; she operates it and you both fly. ;)

You guys should definately install "security" cameras to catch all the action and post it on the internet. Not only is it fun, it's profitable.

and illegal :)

It's a zombie!!! Quick, kill it before it gets the others!!!

I was always under the impression that all elevators had cameras in them!


God I hope not...


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nothing

They do have camera's but you do it underneath the camera in its blindspot

I never get caught. :cool:

I never get caught. :cool:

very nearly got caught on the beach a few weeks back... just a few seconds the good side of very embarassing :eek: :p

and illegal :)

That's half the fun. It's the fear of getting caught thing again.