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This Eric guy's girlfriend wouldn't fuck him, so he threw a basket full of kittens into traffic. What a selfless guy. He can't get any, but he's ready to help every driver on the road get some pussy.

Ok, it's kind of a sick story, but I couldn't resist the cheap joke.

http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-mancats0725.artjul25,0,3550563.story?track=rss

This Eric guy's girlfriend wouldn't fuck him, so he threw a basket full of kittens into traffic. What a selfless guy. He can't get any, but he's ready to help every driver on the road get some pussy.

Ok, it's kind of a sick story, but I couldn't resist the cheap joke.

http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-mancats0725.artjul25,0,3550563.story?track=rss
Um, yeah, just "kind of" a sick story.

Mind you, I hate kittens as much as the next fellow. But one should only kill kittens for productive or funny reasons. Killing kittens because you're a batshit insane baby who can't handle the fact that you aren't entitled to sex whenever you want it...that's not productive or funny. That's just pathetic.

... you aren't entitled to sex whenever you want it ...
:eek:

WHAT??? Say it ain't so!!! OMFG! [ kills self ]

Rofl!

Officer Alan Anderson, who took the kittens to the Bolton Veterinary Hospital, said two appeared to be fine, but two appeared to be in bad shape.

Flat is a bad shape? ;)

Some "eye for an eye" justice would be good here. Have some large bikers throw and kick him into traffic.

I NEVER deny my man sex....whats wrong with this guys girlfriend?

PAH! ;)

I NEVER deny my man sex....whats wrong with this guys girlfriend?

PAH! ;)
Uh ... any more like you at home? :D

Some "eye for an eye" justice would be good here. Have some large bikers throw and kick him into traffic.
Or indeed have sex with him.

What a twat.

Some "eye for an eye" justice would be good here. Have some large bikers throw and kick him into traffic.
Or have them throw him into a large pit of Big Cats? That would be "eye for en eye" :D

I NEVER deny my man sex....whats wrong with this guys girlfriend?

PAH! ;)
She's his EX-girlfriend. Possibly because she isn't turned on by kitten-murders (I know, how crazy is that?).

Nah! I am a one off......

Just ask the Canuck...poor man can hardly walk ;)

Why not just have sex with the kittens?

Why not just have sex with the kittens?
Pervoid!!

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9479/smileytroutsmack2gl7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Why not just have sex with the kittens?
That's pedophillia. Now if he used full grown cats it would be cat breeding, which is a recognized hobby.

:( Poor kitties. I hope they all get better and this douchebag goes to jail.

surely that's pet-ophillia?

:( Poor kitties. I hope they all get better and this douchebag goes to jail.

Well, it's a little hard to get better from being run over by a semi.

surely that's pet-ophillia?
Oh, GROAN! [ weeps ]

Oh, GROAN! [ weeps ]

Oh don't cry....have a hug :fluffle: ...was it that bad?

Or indeed have sex with him.

You win this thread.

Oh don't cry....have a hug :fluffle: ...was it that bad?
It was pretty bad. I just need a bit more than hugs to make up for it! :D

It was pretty bad. I just need a bit more than hugs to make up for it! :D

I can't....I will get banned again....:cool:

Some "eye for an eye" justice would be good here. Have some large bikers throw and kick him into traffic.

Speaking for large bikers everywhere we are sick and tired of doing your dirty work for you, getting no thanks whatsoever, and then taking an inordinant amount of crap for stealing your girlfriends. Grow a pair FFS.

Thank you for your attention on this issue.

Speaking for large bikers everywhere we are sick and tired of doing your dirty work for you, getting no thanks whatsoever, and then taking an inordinant amount of crap for stealing your girlfriends. Grow a pair FFS.

Thank you for your attention on this issue.

Are you a large biker? or are you just speaking for them as a kind of spokesperson?

You're a biker? Ewww....

Are you a large biker? or are you just speaking for them as a kind of spokesperson?

Depending on your definition of biker, yes I am.

You're a biker? Ewww....

ZOMG! Peer pressure!

Depending on your definition of biker, yes I am.

Ummmm...do you have a bike? and if you do...is it a motorbike or a pedal bike....and are you large? or is it the bike that is large?

Ummmm...do you have a bike? and if you do...is it a motorbike or a pedal bike....and are you large? or is it the bike that is large?

Several motorcycles no bicycles or cages and Im large

Several motorcycles no bicycles or cages and Im large


Why would you have a cage? Is that a thing that you MIGHT have?

I am interested now.....you are large...how large?....but are you hairy? and do you have a full face helmet? I need to know the answers to form my opinion...

You win this thread.
Yay! I win a thread.
That brings my thread-win total to...ohhh...2.

No! Not the kittens!!! I love kittens! They're warm and soft and cute and fuzzy!!! If someone hurt one of my kitties they'd meet me and my AK47.

Why would you have a cage? Is that a thing that you MIGHT have?

I am interested now.....you are large...how large?....but are you hairy? and do you have a full face helmet? I need to know the answers to form my opinion...

6 feet tall 270 pounds. A cage is a car. I have alot of helmets, full face and open face. Longish hair and long beard.

Describe yourself so I can decide whether to care about your opinion or not.

I am an English lady, with fairly long dark wavy hair and the full compliment of arms and legs, I am curvy but not overweight and I am about 5'5"...is that OK?

I'm glad the animals are OK, but are you really such a heartless bastard as to make fun of the fact that four innocent little kittens were almost killed just to get a cheap joke out?

I'm about 6"11, 350ish, I have the chops like in the old civil war movies. I also drive a half track to work when I don't feel like driving my 1977 Trans Am.

I'm glad the animals are OK, but are you really such a heartless bastard as to make fun of the fact that four innocent little kittens were almost killed just to get a cheap joke out?
Are you talking to me? I'd make fun of four babies that were killed just to get a cheap joke out of it.

I am an English lady, with fairly long dark wavy hair and the full compliment of arms and legs, I am curvy but not overweight and I am about 5'5"...is that OK?

Im sure it's just lovely.

Have you formed your opinions about me and are you willing to make them public?

I am an English lady, with fairly long dark wavy hair and the full compliment of arms and legs, I am curvy but not overweight and I am about 5'5"...is that OK?

I'm 5'10," white, green eyes, and basically look like Beavis.

Im sure it's just lovely.


sure that whats just lovely?...I didn't think I mentioned it.....

Are you talking to me? I'd make fun of four babies that were killed just to get a cheap joke out of it.
Yes. I mean, they're KITTENS! KITTENS MY GOOD MAN! KITTENS! You do not make fun of widdle cute kittens who were almost killed! Babies... Meh... I really don't care. BUT KITTENS! Those poor widdle kittens...

I'm about 6"11, 350ish, I have the chops like in the old civil war movies. I also drive a half track to work when I don't feel like driving my 1977 Trans Am.

That is so unlikely that I think that you are lying for some reason. Go figure.

But if not I hope the roads to your work are dirt since a halftrack screws up asphalt so badly.

Have you formed your opinions about me and are you willing to make them public?

I think that you are an apparently nice man who owns several Motorcycles and has a beard...it all seems good so far...is there bad stuff that I need to know to make a more informed decision?

sure that whats just lovely?...I didn't think I mentioned it.....


You said "Is that OK"

I replied "Im sure it's just lovely"


So the thing which Im sure is just lovely is the "that" which you asked about.

So there it is.

I could see maybe if the woman was paying more attention the stupid little animals than him... God knows I've wanted to kill our cat on more than one occasion.

But these weren't even her pets. Lame.

I am an English lady, with fairly long dark wavy hair and the full compliment of arms and legs, I am curvy but not overweight and I am about 5'5"...is that OK?
And she's rapidly developing an affinity for glass elevators! :D

I think that you are an apparently nice man who owns several Motorcycles and has a beard...it all seems good so far...is there bad stuff that I need to know to make a more informed decision?

The bad things you should know about me depend upon your intentions.

If you wanted to know my character you should know the important bad things. If you wanted to assassinate my character you would want to know the spectacular bad things.

Are you talking to me? I'd make fun of four babies that were killed just to get a cheap joke out of it.
What's pink, red, silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
Who cares about babies?

But cats are nice. You shouldn't hurt kittens. It's cruel.

The bad things you should know about me depend upon your intentions.

If you wanted to know my charactoer you should know the important bad things. If you wanted to assassinate my character you would want to know the spectacular bad things.

There are spectacular bad things? Excellent!

Please give examples of both important and spectacular

What's pink, red, silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
Who cares about babies?

But cats are nice. You shouldn't hurt kittens. It's cruel.
LOL! Awesome.

That is so unlikely that I think that you are lying for some reason. Go figure.

But if not I hope the roads to your work are dirt since a halftrack screws up asphalt so badly.

I'm sorry... you're right... I'm only 6"10 1/2, I rounded up a bit. As for the roads, have you ever actually seen a halftrack on asphalt?

I'm sorry... you're right... I'm only 6"10 1/2, I rounded up a bit. As for the roads, have you ever actually seen a halftrack on asphalt?

Yep had to rewire one to 12 volt instead of 24 volt and it played hell on the parking lot. Rubber pads on the tracks or not tracked vehicles fuck up asphalt.

I think that you are an apparently nice man who owns several Motorcycles and has a beard...it all seems good so far...is there bad stuff that I need to know to make a more informed decision?
He likes pie, too. Blueberry seems to have an effect. :rolleyes:

There are spectacular bad things? Excellent!

Please give examples of both important and spectacular

Out of prudence and a sense of fairness I'd rather have my character assassinated by someone who actually has a problem with me rather than doing so myself.

I have to decline your offer to publicly open up my skeleton closet at this time. Maybe later if Im drunk.

He likes pie, too. Blueberry seems to have an effect. :rolleyes:

Farny you can have almost anything Ive got or know for your pie. Youve got me wrapped around you lil oven.

Some "eye for an eye" justice would be good here. Have some large bikers throw and kick him into traffic.I'd prefer Lorena Bobbit style justice here. Then he won't have to worry about having sex ever again.

Dude gets no sex action, so he decides to make kitty pancake... wonderful. :)

She's his EX-girlfriend. Possibly because she isn't turned on by kitten-murders (I know, how crazy is that?).

The first thing I'd think is if this piece of shit could do this to kittens, what would he do to ME?

You made a cheap joke off a funny story, and the thread had a catchy title.

You get a cookie.

You made a cheap joke off a funny story, and the thread had a catchy title.

You get a cookie.In what way is the story funny?

The first thing I'd think is if this piece of shit could do this to kittens, what would he do to ME?

Id bet all my money and half my soul that the kitten toss was not the first manifestation of Mr Rodriguez' violent insane and childish behavior nor will it be his last. Smaller less radical acts and posturings are probably a daily occurance. The guy probably oozes drama and edge. Kat, I fully believe that you are the sort of person who would have seen this guy coming from a mile away and that you would never have been involved with him in the first place.

This Eric guy's girlfriend wouldn't fuck him, so he threw a basket full of kittens into traffic. What a selfless guy. He can't get any, but he's ready to help every driver on the road get some pussy.

Ok, it's kind of a sick story, but I couldn't resist the cheap joke.

http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-mancats0725.artjul25,0,3550563.story?track=rss


U are a mean mean boy!- :gundge: No sex for you.....

Id bet all my money and half my soul that the kitten toss was not the first manifestation of Mr Rodriguez' violent insane and childish behavior nor will it be his last. Smaller less radical acts and posturings are probably a daily occurance. The guy probably oozes drama and edge. Kat, I fully believe that you are the sort of person who would have seen this guy coming from a mile away and that you would never have been involved with him in the first place.

:rolleyes:

I'm sorry but that's just blatant sucking up. :p

Y'all are taking this way too personally. Do you have any idea how many kittens get killed by stupid acts like this every day? A lot. People throw whole bags of the little creatures into the river after all.

In what way is the story funny?
Just, you know, the way you tell it, you're a funny guy.

Oh, wait, we're not doing a scene from goodfellas here, are we?