NationStates Jolt Archive

So this Latvian dude gets drunk and makes a stupid bet. He bet that he would cut off his own penis. He won, sort of. The pay off was $2,360 and doctors did reattatch his severed mule, but it will take a few days to find out if he will regain full function. Yay for nationalized health care! If he had to pay for the surgury himself I'm sure he would have come out of the ordeal with a net loss of cash. Personally that's one bet I would pass up.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/07/21/1153166555650.html

I can think of several men to whom I'd gladly pay $2,360 if they'd cut off their penises. Of course, only if they promise not to have the things reattached.

a man that greedy and stupid doesn't deserve a penis. LOL

okay, maybe I am not the "penis police" but it would be a cool job to have. :p

Reminds of the guy who made the bet he would cut off his balls if Wales beat England in the rugger.
Amazingly, they did and disgustingly he went through with his bet.
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game (in which Wales won 11-9) Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems. (mayhaps one of the understatments of the year)
Still got to give him credit for not welshing (excuse the pun) on a bet.
More balls than he could handle (http://sport.scotsman.com/rugby.cfm?id=150262005)

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Then there's this guy:
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Dick throwing - a new sport? (http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html)

Off dick cutting, but back to dumb bets, years ago, a bunch of Poles (the people, not the telegraphs) got drunk and started making stupidier and stupidier bets to prove their 'superior' manhood.
Then one of them, wanting to show how tough he was, cut off his own head with a chainsaw.
Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.

"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."
What's this button do? (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html)

Darwin award! :D
Or at least an honourable mention.

Lmfao!!!!

a man that greedy and stupid doesn't deserve a penis. LOL

okay, maybe I am not the "penis police" but it would be a cool job to have. :p

too many dicks in that line of work:D

too many dicks in that line of work:D
Oh, I think I could handle it.

Oh, I think I could handle it.

I could see that one coming.

I could see that one coming.
...........I think if I go much further in this convo. I am going to get in trouble.....

a man that greedy and stupid doesn't deserve a penis. LOL

okay, maybe I am not the "penis police" but it would be a cool job to have. :p
Brings new meaning to "private investigator".

Brings new meaning to "private investigator".
Or "Private Dick"

think we could con klinton into this - either one