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you shoot rockets,m'80's whatever into my yard...what should my reply be?

they are just being precousious?

ignore them and take it?

or like when i was a kid...toss a few m-80's back to them?

i understand the whiney thing,but you toss rockets into my yard...dont cry when i throw a few back,and if you do...your a pussy.

not much more complicated then that...

Actually, both of you kids should be taken into custody for illegal use of explosives.

Blow up my house and kill my family while I, the rocket shooter, use your attack as an excuse to fire more rockets into your yard?

Blow up my house and kill my family while I, the rocket shooter, use your attack as an excuse to fire more rockets into your yard?

that was pretty insightfull!

you shoot rockets,m'80's whatever into my yard...what should my reply be?

But if it is my yard, not yours, (as far as I see it anyway) then wtf were you doing in my yard to start with.

Actually, both of you kids should be taken into custody for illegal use of explosives.

lol..but i had bad parents..hehe

that was pretty insightfull!

The thing is, if I shot rockets at you and you shot rockets back at me, that would be okay.

But if I shot rockets at you, and you began destroying everything in my vicinity - without stopping the firing of rockets, I might add - and in the process kill lots of people who weren't shooting rockets at anyone, there's a problem.

The thing is, if I shot rockets at you and you shot rockets back at me, that would be okay.

But if I shot rockets at you, and you began destroying everything in my vicinity - without stopping the firing of rockets, I might add - and in the process kill lots of people who weren't shooting rockets at anyone, there's a problem.

ever here of winning?

i had my neighbor jam a mudball down my throat when i was a wee kid...with both of our parents observing,i learned then..i hate mudballs jammed down my throat..i suspect this is no different.

ever here of winning?

i had my neighbor jam a mudball down my throat when i was a wee kid...with both of our parents observing,i learned then..i hate mudballs jammed down my throat..i suspect this is no different.

You didn't happen to live around LG did you? I imagine him quite evil as a youngster.

I get the biggest rockets and fireworks I can and completely obliterate the other yard. I then go in and set fire to all remaining shrubbery and salt the earth so nothing will ever grow again. On the off chance any life does return I bombard the yard every tuesday at 3:42 PM.

I get the biggest rockets and fireworks I can and completely obliterate the other yard. I then go in and set fire to all remaining shrubbery and salt the earth so nothing will ever grow again. On the off chance any life does return I bombard the yard every tuesday at 3:42 PM.

ahh....but i too like to live dangerously...so at precisely 3:43 i will begin my counter attack.....and round and round we go..where it stops...nobody knows.

fucking idiots.

Nice Israel/Hezbollah analogy thread. As such, I have no answer.

Nice Israel/Hezbollah analogy thread. As such, I have no answer.

me thinks...no one knows the answer.

just dont jam mudballs down my throat or shoot rockets into my yard..my bro is unstable and may over react.

hate to be the harbinger of bad news...but if you shoot rockets at anyone..they will get pissed...either way.

Hold on a second. I get the feeling that this isn't really about people shooting rockets into your actual backyard. I see what's going on. This is some sort of allegory, or something.

I'm pretty sure that the "backyard" is a metaphor for your reputation and the "you" in the story symbolizes Jeff Sanders, your archnemesis at school and also the captain of the football team. "Rockets", then, must be viscious rumors that he started about you which destroyed your "backyard". In retaliation, you "shoot" "rockets" back at his "backyard" claiming that he has a cornucopia of STDs. As somebody else in this thread mentioned, it's not necessarily fair to "shoot" "rockets" at the whole football team just because he "shot" "rockets" at your "backyard". Perhaps a better idea all together would be to sign some sort of "treaty" or send an "ambassador" to settle "terms for peace". It would help the "backyard" of all parties involved.

Anyway, feel free to talk about your problems anyway you want. I know that school life can be difficult and hard to talk bluntly about. If you feel more comfortable talking about it this way, that's perfectly acceptable.

Hold on a second. I get the feeling that this isn't really about people shooting rockets into your actual backyard. I see what's going on. This is some sort of allegory, or something.

My guess is that the "backyard" is a metaphor for your reputation and the "you" in the story symbolizes Jeff Sanders, your archnemisis at school and also the captain of the football team. "Rockets", then, must be viscious rumors that he started about you which destroyed your "backyard". In retaliation, you "shoot" "rockets" back at his "backyard" claiming that he has a cornucopia of STDs or the like. As somebody else in this thread mentioned, it's not necessarily fair to "shoot" "rockets" at the whole football team just because he "shot" "rockets" at your "backyard". Perhaps a better idea all together would be to sign some sort of "treaty" or send an "ambassador" to settle "terms for peace". It would help the "backyard" of all parties involved.

Anyway, feel free to talk about your problems anyway you want. I know that school life can be difficult and hard to talk bluntly about. If you feel more comfortable talking about it this way, that's perfectly acceptable.

lol..can i lol here...it was an analogy about isreal...and i was the strikingly handsome captain of the football team...so my backyard is not in question,,,unless your cute..but i digress...stay on topic if you can take your jaded eye offf my nubile ass.

seriously...shoot rockets at me and exspect a violent response.

and i was the strikingly handsome captain of the football team...so my backyard is not in question,,,unless your cute.

You were the captain of the football team in the story???? You got to stop being so mean to that poor guy!! (for the record, I'm not really all that cute.)

Rockets.... sounds Freudian.... phallic....

Obviously, Secret aj man has a problem with a "neighbor" putting phallic objects in his "backyard"

I think he just needs to go to couples counseling.

The thing is, if I shot rockets at you and you shot rockets back at me, that would be okay.

But if I shot rockets at you, and you began destroying everything in my vicinity - without stopping the firing of rockets, I might add - and in the process kill lots of people who weren't shooting rockets at anyone, there's a problem.

nothing beats logic....tip of the hat to you!

You wait on yer porch wit yer shotgun, and the second those young'uns come back, you skar thems away wit yer big boomstick. Dem dastardly kids wont nevah come back...