## Dude, I'm smooth
DesignatedMarksman
26-07-2006, 05:58
No, I did NOT-
A) Shave my body, or ANY part of it.
B) Wax
C) Shoot lasers at my body
I did, however, back a 30ft boxtruck into a tree today :eek:.
Antikythera
26-07-2006, 05:59
does this mean i get to point and laugh?
IL Ruffino
26-07-2006, 06:00
The fuck?
I shave my body sometimes.
Otherwise it gets hard to tan since the sunlight doesn't penetrate the upper canopy.
DesignatedMarksman
26-07-2006, 06:01
The fuck?
I'm happy I didn't bend the ramp on the back OR break the tree. Both truck and tree are fine after a small collision.
United Chicken Kleptos
26-07-2006, 06:03
Well, it's obviously a dumb tree if it can't see you coming in a thirty-foot truck and jump out of the way.
Dude. You are smoother than creamed spam on a buttermilk biscuit.
New Stalinberg
26-07-2006, 06:43
I've seen some pointless threads, but this may actually top them.
Dinaverg
26-07-2006, 06:45
Dude. You are smoother than creamed spam on a buttermilk biscuit.
Mmmm.....biscuit....
Secret aj man
26-07-2006, 06:50
No, I did NOT-
A) Shave my body, or ANY part of it.
B) Wax
C) Shoot lasers at my body
I did, however, back a 30ft boxtruck into a tree today :eek:.
your smooth like a bitch...hope you aint proud.
Pepe Dominguez
26-07-2006, 06:59
The worst I've done to a trailer (53-foot) is bend the hell out of the blindside trailer door.. it came unlatched as I was backing and it bent on the dock-lock.. partially my fault but mostly not..
..ended up costing me a day's layover in my favorite city in the world, (:rolleyes:) Gary, Indiana.. probably the worst yard the company maintains.. at least it had an ice cream machine.. :)
The South Islands
26-07-2006, 07:15
I've seen some pointless threads, but this may actually top them.
This is NSG, every thread is pointless.
Fascist Dominion
26-07-2006, 07:20
does this mean i get to point and laugh?
Yes.
*points and laughs*
*prepares to flee thread*
Fascist Dominion
26-07-2006, 07:21
This is NSG, every thread is pointless.
Yeah, but this one isn't even fun.:rolleyes:
*flees thread*
Jello Biafra
26-07-2006, 07:23
No, I did NOT-
A) Shave my body, or ANY part of it.
B) Wax
C) Shoot lasers at my body
I did, however, back a 30ft boxtruck into a tree today :eek:.Are you implying that your body hair fell out as a result of this?
The South Islands
26-07-2006, 07:23
Yeah, but this one isn't even fun.:rolleyes:
*flees thread*
It's all in the eye of the beholder...
I shave my legs!
Because a girl wants you to? A girl better want you to...
The South Islands
26-07-2006, 08:02
I shave my legs!
You have reason to, though.
Because a girl wants you to? A girl better want you to...
Nope, because I hate hairy body parts. It's gross.
Do it sometime! Your legs get soooo smooth it's almost a turn-on! :D
EDIT: I think I've crossed a line somewhere around here. Feh, prolly nothing.
IL Ruffino
26-07-2006, 08:19
Rawr.
Slaughterhouse five
26-07-2006, 09:35
great job!
i have not done anything to that extent yet, but i did turn a corner too tight and scrape the side of a box truck on a post that i didnt realize was there. but that was just a minor scratch
No, I did NOT-
A) Shave my body, or ANY part of it.
B) Wax
C) Shoot lasers at my body
I did, however, back a 30ft boxtruck into a tree today :eek:.
Yes your as smooth as a monkey on crack.
I shave my body sometimes.
Otherwise it gets hard to tan since the sunlight doesn't penetrate the upper canopy.
hehehe:cool:
No, I did NOT-
A) Shave my body, or ANY part of it.
Yup, dems dere shavin' bad! ;)
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