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Not really, I just took an OCA test online from the Scientology but they send them to the church closet to your town and I put down my city but it went to the one in America and I got tghis email Dear Josef,



I just received the results of the Personality Test that you took online. I would like to go over them with you. When are you available? Call me right away at 305-445-7812 so we can set up a time for you to come by.



Sincerely,







Belinda J. Buck

Church of Scientology of Florida

120 Giralda Ave,

Coral Gables, FL. 33134

305-445-7812




so, does anyone wanna claim this for me? :cool:

Hahahahahaha, I took that test too, but put my name as Captain Cool and used a bogus email address. I also went to a "center" one time. So I actually infiltrated their ranks. I watched 32 minutes of a 40 minute movie on how your life sucks because of what happened as a child.

Scientology is actually quite a clever scam, go to a center and you'l see why.

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so, does anyone wanna claim this for me? :cool:

Uh, where does it say you won a prize?

Oh noes, it's from Florida!

That's where Scientology has its Flag Land Base, the location where Lisa McPherson was murdered and several others mysteriously died while in their "care"...it's in Clearwater, a good distance from Coral Gables, but still within the same state. That personality test always tells you that you have engrams even if you answer it "correctly"...tis a scam and nothing more.

Fear teh Hubbard.

those Fuckers need to go down. Like hell their getting tax exemption. What site did you take this test I want to try it lol

I'd just stay far away from those places if I were you. That goes for all of you. It looks like an automated email.

I want to take the test

I wouldn't be surprised if a Scientologist were monitoring this site right now...:eek:

Actually, the biggest infiltration of the US goverment was done by the Scientologists.

Enjoy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White

I wouldn't be surprised if a Scientologist were monitoring this site right now...:eek:

*Pulls out the keys to my armory* To arms, comrades! Let us exterminate these cultists!

I wouldn't be surprised if a Scientologist were monitoring this site right now...:eek:


*Pulls out the keys to my armory* To arms, comrades! Let us exterminate these cultists!

Nationstates already has been infltrated by a scientologist.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490061
As the previous Scientology thread shows.

I'm very afraid now:(

If someone could convince the world that Scientology has ties to Islam, you know damn well the U.S. Government would come down on its ass like Michael Jackson finding a Cub Scout Jamboree.

I'd never take a test by them, I'd be too paranoid they'd come and get me. <.<
I'm entirely serious, too.

Asylumny'] - snip -
Dude, your sig? :p You might want to radically reduce it in size before the mods just snip the whole thing (the rules are 8 lines max, i.e. about a third the current size) and you have to type it all out again.

lol, Dodgy German bastards!

lol, Dodgy German bastards!
:eek: :confused:

Hahahahahaha, I took that test too, but put my name as Captain Cool and used a bogus email address. I also went to a "center" one time. So I actually infiltrated their ranks. I watched 32 minutes of a 40 minute movie on how your life sucks because of what happened as a child.

Scientology is actually quite a clever scam, go to a center and you'l see why.
I once got sucked into that, first week I was at Uni in the big city (naive country boy that I am). They stop you in the street and tell you they're doing an important survey - even though all they have is a clipboard with a few scraps of paper on it.
They ask the most banal questions, like, "Would you like to have more money?", "If you could, is there anything you'd like to change about yourself?".
crap like that that anyone's going to agree with.
Answer yes to any of them and they tell you that you're obviously unhappy with your life and they can help. Only a few minutes of your time to sit a test and watch a vid, blah blah blah.

Having nothing better to do (other than an calculus lecture to attend) I went in.

Long, boring, repetitive pysch survey written in the 50's and long been discredited.

When I finished and they tabulated the answers, they told me that I was suffering from extreme depression, which I found really funny so started laughing. That really confused them for some reason.

They then invited me to watch a movie about how they can help me but I told them I was too depressed because of their pysch test results and left.

A few weeks later I was accosted again. This time I told them I was perfectly happy with my life, didn't want anymore money or things, wouldn't change my life even if I could.

'Interviewer' didn't know what to say to that and just wandered off looking confused. I yelled out after him, "Hey! Don't you want to save me?" but he just ignored me.

:eek: :confused:
My Boss lived in Germany with his German GF and one day it was cold and he accepted a hot drink and a place to shelter from the rain and a free psychometric exam...

My Boss lived in Germany with his German GF and one day it was cold and he accepted a hot drink and a place to shelter from the rain and a free psychometric exam...
Ah, I see how I should have been able to deduce all that from "lol, Dodgy German bastards!". Silly me. :rolleyes: :p

Ah, I see how I should have been able to deduce all that from "lol, Dodgy German bastards!". Silly me. :rolleyes: :p
Typical response from a dodgy german bastard.:rolleyes:
:fluffle:

Not really, I just took an OCA test online from the Scientology but they send them to the church closet to your town and I put down my city but it went to the one in America and I got tghis email

so, does anyone wanna claim this for me? :cool:
HELL NO! LMAO!

Typical response from a dodgy german bastard.:rolleyes:
:fluffle: :fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif)

HELL NO! LMAO!
Quick! Anyone here know Eut's home phone and address?
;)

*Pulls out the keys to my armory* To arms, comrades! Let us exterminate these cultists!

Could be, really. Waco Round II anyone?

So I took the test. I've worked out their scam, the test is so long and repetitive that by the end of it your brain is so battered you just accept what they say.

Anywho, here are my results

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l214/fartsniffage/Scientology.png

Apparently I'm not very healthy psychologically, better get down to their local center so they can fix me.

I wouldn't be surprised if a Scientologist were monitoring this site right now...:eek:
If they are, so far they've done shit to shut it down.

Does this involve Tom Cruise coming to your house and jumping on the couch? Because, you know, my couch probably wouldn't stand up to that kind of treatment and then I would be depressed. I suppose Travolta might be okay because he doesn't strike me as a couch-jumper and he seems likeable. I saw him do a very clever imitation of Nick Cage on Inside the Actors Studio. :p

I just did the test on their site, its stupid but oddly soothing. Sez im in normal range for activity and aggression, but really low on the rest, so im depressed and confused. but theyre all questions that anyone would answer yes to, or really ambiguous. But Katie Holmes is fit so Il give them the benefit of the doubt.

Good time to get rid of those Tom Cruise DVDs and videos.
Owning those things might encourage them to turn up again.

:fluffle: (http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/upyours.gif)
I was almost disappointed that there wasn't some type of counter.:p
:fluffle: (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11440119&postcount=5437)

These people scare me:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Game_%28Scientology%29

"The term "Fair Game" has also often been used to refer to a set of tactics used against perceived enemies of Scientology."

These people scare me

SCARDEY CAT! HAHAHAHAHAH!


*runs and hides in corner in fear of the Scientologists*

SCARDEY CAT! HAHAHAHAHAH!


*runs and hides in corner in fear of the Scientologists*

I seriously would make campaigning against Scientology a hobby of mien if I wasn't worried I'd be sued out of existance. These people fought the IRS to a standstill.

I seriously would make campaigning against Scientology a hobby of mien if I wasn't worried I'd be sued out of existance. These people fought the IRS to a standstill.

yes... but that is the IRS were talking about

yes... but that is the IRS were talking about

Well hell, the only group I fear more the scientologiests is the IRS.

yes... but that is the IRS were talking about

Only four more years till I have to pay income taxes...:(

Well hell, the only group I fear more the scientologiests is the IRS.

well hopefully they will anihilate each other

well hopefully they will anihilate each other

But what if they... join forces...? :eek: :(

scientology is great!

Is it a religion?
Is it a mafia?

ITS BOTH!!!

Follow our teaching or with break your legs

scientology is great!

Is it a religion?
Is it a mafia?

ITS BOTH!!!

Follow our teaching or with break your legs

Sounds reasonable to me, like Christianity used to be in the olde days:rolleyes:

whats with 101 question about wether your afraid of children or not

whats with 101 question about wether your afraid of children or not

children are scary *nods*

If someone could convince the world that Scientology has ties to Islam, you know damn well the U.S. Government would come down on its ass like Michael Jackson finding a Cub Scout Jamboree.

:D Hell yes!

wow. according to them I am really screwed up....

http://www.scientology.org/ocapilot/img/graph/192216201121153926525284.7900390625.png

Test says I am Very depressed and also irresponsible . HA !!!

Everything else was " acceptable " which was weirdly comforting..........

oh no ! They have started taking me over already ! I found weird validation in their bogus test !! :eek:

**runs away**

:D Hell yes!

Oh the Scientologists clearly qualify as a Terrorist organization. Right now they are basically at rest, just crawling their way through Hollywood, converting weak and impressionable celebrities.

Every other country does not consider them a church, and so they don't get tax exempt status. (Many countries list them as a harmful cult).

Hollywood is their last stronghold, but they are dug in, and wealthy. (I saw them at the bloody Irish fair in Orange County). They know the system, they know exactly how much force they can exert, etc.

If you wanna see how fast they can convert to full on Terrorism, trying removing their tax exempt status again.

Southpark is the biggest organization I know actively fighting them!

P.S. did anyone here see a Scanner Darkly and get reminded that Scientologist try to run drug rehab clinics so as to find more soft targets to convert?

Actually, I've been researching Scientology and it sounds pretty neat. I'm thinking of joining up.

Actually, I've been researching Scientology and it sounds pretty neat. I'm thinking of joining up.

*slpas you upside the head*

if that was sarcasm then i apologise

Not really, I just took an OCA test online from the Scientology but they send them to the church closet to your town and I put down my city but it went to the one in America and I got tghis email


so, does anyone wanna claim this for me? :cool:


Soon they'll be in your kitchen, flipping scientology pancakes and what not... :)

*slpas you upside the head*

Aha! Your CI reveals you to be a BT!

Aha! Your CI reveals you to be a BT!

whaa...

Actually, I've been researching Scientology and it sounds pretty neat. I'm thinking of joining up.

If you don't mind cults, and want to live in a sci fi novel from the 60s, then Scientology is the place for you!

If you don't mind cults, and want to live in a sci fi novel from the 60s, then Scientology is the place for you!

That is slander. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Mr Cruise.

That is slander. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Mr Cruise.

I take every word back, and humbly tremble in the face of your terrible Xenu power.

Soon they'll be in your kitchen, flipping scientology pancakes and what not... :)

That explains so much...:p

Does anyone have a link to their test? I gotta take this! lol.

and to Trostia, All Hail Lord Xenu!

I would caution against people getting involved IRL with a dangerous cult such as this. I would advise against attending any such meeting or centre. Use your common sense and stay safe - phoning numbers or visiting addresses given in the automated correspondence of shady individuals or organisations is a very bad idea.

I would caution against people getting involved IRL with a dangerous cult such as this. I would advise against attending any such meeting or centre. Use your common sense and stay safe - phoning numbers or visiting addresses given in the automated correspondence of shady individuals or organisations is a very bad idea.

Words to live by Tactical Grace, may I also add that you should NOT give out your personal information to Scienctology, they can and will use that information against you.

That's where Scientology has its Flag Land Base, the location where Lisa McPherson was murdered

Lisa McPherson wasn't murdered. She died on the way to a place where a Scientologist Doctor was staying. And as far as i'm aware there was only one other death in that hotel.

Komyunizumu']Lisa McPherson wasn't murdered. She died on the way to a place where a Scientologist Doctor was staying. And as far as i'm aware there was only one other death in that hotel.

Yea, but they caused her death, thus they murdered her. Read this Wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_McPherson

I would advise against attending any such meeting or centre.

Unless you happen to attend it as part of a large scale SWAT raid. :p

Fear me Scientology! For I can create a basis for religion too!!




You see the church of scientology has it all wrong. They are purposefully spreading lies and rumours about the almighty Xenu in a plot to claim the universe for themselves and brainwash the populace into becoming their slaves whilst they rule with an iron fist. Listen not to their heathen books but instead follow the true teachings, the teaching of Xenu.

75 million years ago there was a alien called Xenu. Xenu was an elected ruler of a multi-planetary government that spanned across 76 planets. During his term he had introduced many laws that were just and had established peace on the five new planets to join the alliance that he oversaw. The truth is that the almighty Xenu could have ruled over a much greater empire had he wished since there was a galaxy’s worth of planets awaiting approval to join.

Of course such a successful setup attracted numerous immigrants from other planets and systems. Most of these were fleeing from wars and hardships from their own worlds. Since Xenu was a kind hearted and kind individual he allowed all those who wished it refuge. This led to more than one problem. As more people were accepted into the alliance then the planets he ruled over quickly became over-crowded. Xenu had given this much though and had decided to expand onto planets that were not inhabited. With the greatest minds of 76 planets he developed a terraforming technique and was about to implement it.

But all was not well. Secretly a rival government, called the Thetan Empire, had sent operatives covertly into Xenu’s great democracy posing as immigrants. Of course Xenu did not know this and, even if he had done, had allowed them access since he believed that everybody deserves a chance. Unrest began to surface on a number of worlds and this disrupted the terraforming project. Xenu saw what was happening and began a peaceful course of talks with the Thetan Empire. After time these failed and Xenu was left with no other option but to take drastic action. By this time the operatives had converted many to their evil cause and a civil war followed.

During this campaign Xenu devised a genius strategy and managed to contain all of the important members of the evil forces a series of space craft and had drugged them to ensure they did not try to hijack the crafts.. These crafts set off for a planet that had been the subject of a terraforming test and had been named Teegeeack, or Earth by those who had made it habitable. The plan was that these people would inhabit the Earth and be deprived of all technology that could lead to space travel so that they could live together with their own laws and be no threat to the peaceful Xenu or that which he watched over. Unfortunately, in their haste to ship off these traitors before the drugs wore off, their crafts had not been fitted with the special devices needed to cope with the newly altered atmosphere of the planet. The safety procedures kicked in and as the crafts began to plummet towards the ground their cargos were safely ejected. Again things took a turn for the worse as one of the craft crashed into a nearby volcano causing a massive release of energy and killing all of those nearby.

Xenu, who had been monitoring the progress, was devastated. The loss of life sent him into a short depression and he was greatly saddened by their deaths. For Xenu hated loss of life whatever the reason and whomever it was. So Xenu devised another plan so that his greatest mistake would bring joy and peace to the planet as life developed on it. Seeing the spirits of the evil Thetans roaming the planet Xenu used special constructs to collect them all together. He then sent them to a special re-training program where these spirits were taught in a classroom style was about right and wrong, love and hate, good and evil. The process was slow since many did not understand the concepts and resisted the teachings. But slowly and surely the Thetans began to understand that they had been wrong.

Once the training was complete the Theatans realised all of the pain and destruction that they had caused and were greatly saddened by it. As one they vowed to bring their now peaceful ways to the planet. In their ethereal like forms they inhabited the Human ancestors on the planet. By doing this they taught Humans how to communicate and aid them to evolve.

Whilst this was happening the mighty Xenu had discovered that whilst he had rid his peaceful empire of many of the Thetans he had not rid himself of them all. While he had been away tending to Earth and educating the Thetans some of those loyal to him had been corrupted by their original cause. Unjustly he was seized and, without trial as it should have been, he was locked away. Since the mighty Xenu is one of the few immortal beings that is where he is to this day.

Xenu’s empire slowly began to decay and a ruthless dictatorship replaced it. Those that came into power looked upon the Earth and feared it for it contained beings pure of heart and had been touched by the mighty Xenu. They were envious and made a plan to destroy it. By using advanced technology they start controlling on Human called L Ron Hubbard. He begins to preach propaganda that the Thetans inhabiting the Human bodies are evil and should be exorcised from the body. The fact that bodies that do not wish to be inhabited by Thetans are left alone is omitted.

And so the Church of Scientology is born and spreads lies about the mighty Xenu. Some Humans are taken in by it and begin to follow the heathen teachings. Some, who find the truth and realise what Thetans and Xenu really is are threatened and killed.

Xenu is getting pissed from his cell. The Church of Almighty Xenu (CAX) is campaigning for his release. We will free Xenu and bring peace to the galaxy once more!