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Great video of an Australian male reporter putting the moves on Phelps at a picket line.

http://break.com/index/confronting_fred_phelps_jr.html

It took the slow Phelps a bit of time to understand what was happening.

roflmao

Two Words. Hi. Larious.

That is awesome, lmao.

Wouldn't seducing Fred Phelps involve killing everyone who was gay and anyone who hung around the gays without trying to kill them and screaming you are carrying out God's Will?

:D

Hah! Genius.

I really feel sorry for his family.

Hah! Genius.

I really feel sorry for his family.

Only The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints (Note: Not mainstream Mormons, but the polygamist cult lead by Warren Jeffs) makes the Westborough Baptist Church look normal in comparison.

O noes! He's been soiled by a ghey person!

Don't they have to shun him now or boil him in oil to get the tainted touch off of him? I'm pushing for the latter personally.;)

That reporter is my hero.

That is funny shit. Especially when his wife got all teritorial with the reporter.

That group is bunch of idiots.

Wow, that was hilarious.

Wow, that was hilarious.

Phelps is crazy and he doesn't understand that Jesus, the man, said "love thy neighbor."

The Reporter clearly won the debate. While the Reporter didn't use any Scirpture, which would be sinking to Phelps' ways, he did make the point effectively through showing Phelps the intolerance he has when he thinks WRONGLY that homosexuality is abnormal.

I was able to watch only a portion of it before it started flickering and skipping. My computer was making weird noises, so I closed the tab before it could continue. What I did see was funny, though.

I wonder if Fred could pray a little more sexfully?

rflmao that was so funny espically with that sign in his hand

Phelps is crazy and he doesn't understand that Jesus, the man, said "love thy neighbor."

The Reporter clearly won the debate. While the Reporter didn't use any Scirpture, which would be sinking to Phelps' ways, he did make the point effectively through showing Phelps the intolerance he has when he thinks WRONGLY that homosexuality is abnormal.

Interesting that Fred just kinda grinned in a "I can't believe this is happening" way and retreated behind the line of vicious Phelps women. For some reason I get the impression that he's never been anywhere near a homosexual before.

Interesting that Fred just kinda grinned in a "I can't believe this is happening" way and retreated behind the line of vicious Phelps women. For some reason I get the impression that he's never been anywhere near a homosexual before.


I get the feeling hes a closet poofer, and in actuality, his outrage against gays is a self-loathing sort of thing.

I think Phelps secretly loves the cock.

O noes! He's been soiled by a ghey person!

Don't they have to shun him now or boil him in oil to get the tainted touch off of him? I'm pushing for the latter personally.;)
No, no, that's Peacekeepers, not fundamentalists...though they share some similarities. [/Farscape reference]

I liked the firl with the sign that said "God Hates Crippled Soilders" telling the reporter he was a Fag ass pervert... or something along those lines. She's kinda scary... I wanna argue with her... online where I have the protection of a moniter between us.

I get the feeling hes a closet poofer, and in actuality, his outrage against gays is a self-loathing sort of thing.

I think Phelps secretly loves the cock.


Seconded, and sigged. I always had that suspicion.

Seconded, and sigged. I always had that suspicion.


Honored.

Hell Im pretty much arrow straight, and I'd bugger Phelps.
I suppose you could say, I'd be "taking one for the other team".
I would just enjoy the angst it would plant within his putrid bile-filled brain.

I once suggested that as an ironic justice that he ought to be buried in San Francisco after he dies.

I once suggested that as an ironic justice that he ought to be buried in San Francisco after he dies.

How about we bury him before he dies?

I liked the firl with the sign that said "God Hates Crippled Soilders" telling the reporter he was a Fag ass pervert... or something along those lines.
No, that's exactly what the religious girl said. Very Christian mouth on her.

I once suggested that as an ironic justice that he ought to be buried in San Francisco after he dies.
LOL, Please, neither he nor his wife is worth the match it'd take to set them on fire, let alone the effort it'd take to drag their corpses to San Fran.

Heheheh. :D

OMG! I saw that on the Chasers war on everything here in Australia! w00t!

We have found Phelps' Kryptonite.

And I have found a new hero. :)

If ever I encounter the Phelpsian Brigade and their associated fools and harpies, I will be toting a sign that says; "Fags love Fred Phelps" or "Phelps's firm muscular buttocks made me gay."

:D

"You're a fag pervert, you're a fag assed pervert, step off!!!"

"But he's irresistable and his buttocks were just so firm!"

ROFL :D

That's not the Fred Phelps. This is Fred Phelps:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Fred_Phelps_on_his_pulpit.jpg

That's not the Fred Phelps. This is Fred Phelps:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Fred_Phelps_on_his_pulpit.jpg

It was Fred Phelps Jr.

That's not the Fred Phelps. This is Fred Phelps:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Fred_Phelps_on_his_pulpit.jpg

He looks like a chunkier version of the evil priest from the Poltergeist sequels. :p

Edit: See?
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/julian_beck_old_small.jpg

It was Fred Phelps Jr.

Thus not Fred Phelps at all. Your thread title lies.

Lies, I tells you, lies!

He looks like a chunkier version of the evil priest from the Poltergeist sequels. :p

"Papa, can you hear me?"

Wait, that's too Barbara in Yentl and not enough Carol Anne.

"Papa, can you hear me?"

Wait, that's too Barbara in Yentl and not enough Carol Anne.
:eek:

How could you?! Did all your gay wash off over night?

*faints*

He looks like a chunkier version of the evil priest from the Poltergeist sequels. :p

Edit: See?
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/julian_beck_old_small.jpg
Sweet crap that's creepy.

:eek:

How could you?! Did all your gay wash off over night?

*faints*

I'm not a USian fag and thus their stereotypes do not apply to me, so you can just pick yourself up off the floor, Dorothy.

I'm not a USian fag and thus their stereotypes do not apply to me, so you can just pick yourself up off the floor, Dorothy.
Ah, I see. Referencing Yentl is an international stereotype, then? Or were you just practicing Americanizing yourself, my little Swedish sugarplum?

I'm not a USian fag and thus their stereotypes do not apply to me, so you can just pick yourself up off the floor, Dorothy.

Which stereotypes do? Are there Swedish Gay Stereotypes?

Do you all like Bjork instead of Barbara Streisand?

;)

Ah, I see. Referencing Yentl is an international stereotype, then?

No. It was supposed to be a Poltergeist reference, but failed because Carol Anne's lines were too Barbra-esque, and since we were talking about a USian fag phenom, I thought it a pertinent side-line to make.

Or were you just practicing Americanizing yourself, my little Swedish sugarplum?

Never would I try to encroach on your area of expertise, Auntie Sam.

No. It was supposed to be a Poltergeist reference, but failed because Carol Anne's lines were too Barbra-esque, and since we were talking about a USian fag phenom, I thought it a pertinent side-line to make. *yawn* But it's nice to see you're learning.

Never would I try to encroach on your area of expertise, Auntie Sam.
So what about practising Americanising yourself, then?

Which stereotypes do? Are there Swedish Gay Stereotypes?

The musical stereotype is that fags in Sweden are supposed to like something we call "schlager" and particularly two female schlager singers - Carola or Lena Ph.

This is Carola. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOA8qWRgbk4&search=carola%20invincible)
This is Lena Ph. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6YUIAmFKTA&search=lena%20it%20hurts)

AS you can see, "schlager" coincides a lot with the Eurovision Song Contest. I trust you can see what the airhead fag appeal could be.

Do you all like Bjork instead of Barbara Streisand?

Björk is Icelandic.

"Papa, can you hear me?"

Wait, that's too Barbara in Yentl and not enough Carol Anne.

They'rrrrrre Heeeeeere!





and they're queer. Get used to it.

*yawn* But it's nice to see you're learning.

There are no excuses for orthographical errors.

So what about practising Americanising yourself, then?

I'm not German enough to like filth. At least, not that kind.

That Reporter is the man!

He looks like a chunkier version of the evil priest from the Poltergeist sequels. :p

Edit: See?
http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/julian_beck_old_small.jpg

Oh my god, he does!!!!!


Call Father Marrin!!

There are no excuses for orthographical errors. Oh no (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11434764&postcount=37)?

I'm not German enough to like filth. At least, not that kind. And yet you felt the need to steal "Schlager" from us, hmmmm....

Oh no (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11434764&postcount=37)?

Did I say there were no explanations for orthographical errors? No, I did not.

And yet you felt the need to steal "Schlager" from us, hmmmm....

Sorry, honey, but we do it so much better. You know, like everything else.

The musical stereotype is that fags in Sweden are supposed to like something we call "schlager" and particularly two female schlager singers - Carola or Lena Ph.

This is Carola. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOA8qWRgbk4&search=carola%20invincible)
This is Lena Ph. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6YUIAmFKTA&search=lena%20it%20hurts)

AS you can see, "schlager" coincides a lot with the Eurovision Song Contest. I trust you can see what the airhead fag appeal could be.



Björk is Icelandic.

Yes. I looked her up afterwards. I lso researched some swedish singers.

How about Lill-babs? :)

Did I say there were no explanations for orthographical errors? No, I did not. There is this saying in German, "Faster than a mouse finds a hole", that applies deliciously well to your imagined abilities to weasel out of sticky situations. :p And no, not that kind of sticky. Who in their right mind would weasel out of those?

Sorry, honey, but we do it so much better. You know, like everything else.Well, in the case of Schlager I'd give you that. Although in that case "better" really isn't.

Yes. I looked her up afterwards. I lso researched some swedish singers.

How about Lill-babs? :)

She is old, old, old school. Pensioner old.

She is old, old, old school. Pensioner old.

I was looking for a Barbara Streisand contemporary.

There is this saying in German, "Faster than a mouse finds a hole", that applies deliciously well to your imagined abilities to weasel out of sticky situations. :p

For being imagined, they manage to elude you.

And no, not that kind of sticky. Who in their right mind would weasel out of those?

You tell me.

Well, in the case of Schlager I'd give you that. Although in that case "better" really isn't.

That's OK, Guildo hat euch lieb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB8jL0o2iIE&search=guildo%20lieb), after all, no matter that the rest of us may ask "Wadde hadde dudde da? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8ERAgJQkg&search=wadde%20hadde)

I was looking for a Barbara Streisand contemporary.

You overshot by a couple of decades. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32aSSnmXNtY&search=lill-babs)

You overshot by a couple of decades. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32aSSnmXNtY&search=lill-babs)

They were born 4 years apart. :)

For being imagined, they manage to elude you. Surely you mean "not to elude you" in order for it to not only be correct but also make sense?

That's OK, Guildo hat euch lieb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB8jL0o2iIE&search=guildo%20lieb), after all, no matter that the rest of us may ask "Wadde hadde dudde da? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8ERAgJQkg&search=wadde%20hadde) Wow, SoWiBi's lessons are really paying off, it seems. Garbage, but perfectly incorporated into the sentence structure. Kudos. I'm still only at "axelryck". :(

They were born 4 years apart. :)

We're talking careers here, not lives.

You should have gone with ABBA.

Surely you mean "not to elude you" in order for it to not only be correct but also make sense?

No, they manage to elude you, as you've never managed to pin me down quite yet, have you? Keep tryin', though, because one of these days...

Wow, SoWiBi's lessons are really paying off, it seems. Garbage, but perfectly incorporated into the sentence structure. Kudos. I'm still only at "axelryck". :(

See, we do do everything better - even when it comes to de displaying your shaming your nationality in quasi-Germanese.

No, they manage to elude you, as you've never managed to pin me down quite yet, have you? Keep tryin', though, because one of these days... Uh-oh, sweetheart, be careful what you say (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11319539&postcount=70). :D
And don't even bother to link to your subsequent posts, I can match every single one of them. You were most thoroughly pwned and you know it all too well. :fluffle:

Uh-oh, sweetheart, be careful what you say (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11319539&postcount=70). :D

That was me supporting elks, as the post where I say I want Sweden to lose quite clearly demonstrates. See - you've never pinned me down.

And don't even bother to link to your subsequent posts,

15-06-2006
24-06-2006

Actually, the post where I said I wanted Sweden to lose pre-dates the elk one, and in the one you referenced I clearly say "we can root for the elks." Not Sweden.

Yeah, those details always seem to be against you.

I can match every single one of them. You were most thoroughly pwned and you know it all too well. :fluffle:

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that to make your attempts seem to have been less in vain than they have. I know you need something to be able to go on.

hahahaha gutted fred.

What nice tolerant people he was with aswell :)

- snip mouse-holery -
Ah, glorious, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist. :D You're really cute when you do that. :)
You could talk both Fred Phelpses into giving you a blowjob if you'd put your mind to it. Which, thankfully, you never will, but at least we're back on topic now. With a flourish.

Ah, glorious, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist. :D You're really cute when you do that. :)
You could talk both Fred Phelpses into giving you a blowjob if you'd put your mind to it. Which, thankfully, you never will, but at least we're back on topic now. With a flourish.

Well, if he took his teeth out...

Well, if he took his teeth out...
Noooooooooooooooooo.......!

*douses brain with bleach*

Noooooooooooooooooo.......!

*douses brain with bleach*

I make you do that a lot.

I make you do that a lot.You do?

You do?

Apparently your mind is more fragile than you would shine on.

Apparently your mind is more fragile than you would shine on.
Must be all that bleach. But I seriously doubt a man of such excellent taste as you have would make me - wait....

Seriously though, I know that I often enough want to douse your exasperating posts with bleach to make them disappear ;), but I don't recall them squicking me out all that much. And even though your taste in men is more than debatable, I've learned to just close my eyes and think of pretty things when you're linking to pictorial evidence. :)

And even though your taste in men is more than debatable,

Oh, it's on now, bitch!

I've learned to just close my eyes and think of pretty things when you're linking to pictorial evidence. :)

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1975/dickmckay02hu1.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dickmckay02hu1.jpg)

And what, pray tell, is wrong with that? Except for the clothes, that is.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8135/dickmckay02jx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And what, pray tell, is wrong with that? Except for the clothes, that is.
Wrong? Nothing. Sexy? Hell no! Well, with a tad less hair in the upper regions, he would be quite sexy from the neck down, I'll give you that much.

More importantly, I do very much love how the "Seducing Fred Phelps" thread is finally seeing its first photos of gay men (even if they're apallingly unsexy from the neck up). :p

Wrong? Nothing. Sexy? Hell no! Well, with a tad less hair in the upper regions, he would be quite sexy from the neck down, I'll give you that much.

More importantly, I do very much love how the "Seducing Fred Phelps" thread is finally seeing its first photos of gay men (even if they're apallingly unsexy from the neck up). :p

Oh, I see. It's not that I lack taste, it's that you lack taste but think you don't. That makes it all so clear now.

I liked the girl with the sign that said "God Hates Crippled Soilders" telling the reporter he was a Fag ass pervert. She's kinda scary... I wanna argue with her... online where I have the protection of a moniter between us.
Why would you want to?
It'd be a complete waste of time.
Look at the sign she was holding up - "God hates crippled soldiers". Pretty much tells you how bigotted, hate-filled and irrational she is.
If you ever did meet her on-line, as soon as you said something contrary to her hate-filled little world, she'd decide that God hates you, that you're a fag-ass pervert and she'll gloat about how you'll burn in hell.
So what really would be the point of having an argument with her? Winding something like that up is about as difficult as teaching a fish to swim.


Speaking of her sign - does this mean, by implication, that God loves able-bodied soldiers? Even gay ones?

Oh, I see. It's not that I lack taste, it's that you lack taste but think you don't. That makes it all so clear now.
"Now"? But I thought you were operating under that assumption all along, Mr. I Know Unsexy When I see It And You Bet I'll Post It Just To Hurt Your Eyes?

"Now"? But I thought you were operating under that assumption all along,

Of course, but having you provide undeniable proof is an acknowledgement of my correctness, and while I do receive many of those every day, I am still not quite jaded to the occurrence.

Mr. I Know Unsexy When I see It And You Bet I'll Post It Just To Hurt Your Eyes?

I don't see you posting nothin', leech.

Noooooooooooooooooo.......!

*douses brain with bleach*

ah the beautiful shine of a freashly bleached brain

Great video of an Australian male reporter putting the moves on Phelps at a picket line.

http://break.com/index/confronting_fred_phelps_jr.html

It took the slow Phelps a bit of time to understand what was happening.
ROFLMFAO!!! Aaahahahahahahhahahaha! :D

Yeah, but think about what it would have been like if the reporter had been successful. (Just don't think about it too much. :eek: )

Of course, but having you provide undeniable proof is an acknowledgement of my correctness, and while I do receive many of those every day, I am still not quite jaded to the occurrence. "Undeniable proof" - that's rich, bitch.

I don't see you posting nothin', leech.As if I wanted to leech off your unsexy pictures. I'd just get blood poisoning from that.

I figured there would be little point to posting pictures, apart from sending me on an odyssey through google image search to end up not pleasing you anyway (and you know how I just live to please you ;)), but alright:
Heathy, whom no picture I can find does justice, and yet I still picked one with short hair (the horror!) just for you. :) (http://www.themodernage.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/gq_heath.jpg)


---- a billion minutes of google image search odyssey later ----


Ah, I give up. You would have gotten a breathtaking picture of a young (i.e. still hot) Keanu Reeves that I posted before but can't find anymore, and of course, to end the post on a peaceful note, the picture of Jakey Baby that seems to be the only one we can agree on but that I seriously can't be bothered to go look for now.

*drops exhaustedly back on the sofa, fanning herself*

"Undeniable proof" - that's rich, bitch.

Close, but no cigar. Do away with the comma.

I figured there would be little point to posting pictures, apart from sending me on an odyssey through google image search to end up not pleasing you anyway (and you know how I just live to please you ;)), but alright:
Heathy, whom no picture I can find does justice, and yet I still picked one with short hair (the horror!) just for you. :) (http://www.themodernage.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/gq_heath.jpg)

Freckles (eeuw! looks like he has some sort of rash) and pubic-like facial hair. At least mine had proper, manly facial hair.

Ah, I give up. You would have gotten a breathtaking picture of a young (i.e. still hot) Keanu Reeves that I posted before but can't find

Keanu?!? There's undeniable proof of your belief in your non-existent taste, if ever anyone saw some.

anymore, and of course, to end the post on a peaceful note, the picture of Jakey Baby that seems to be the only one we can agree on but that I seriously can't be bothered to go look for now.

*drops exhaustedly back on the sofa, fanning herself*

This is strenuous on you? For me, it tends to be enjoyable and filled with gaiety.

We have found Phelps' Kryptonite.

And I have found a new hero. :)

If ever I encounter the Phelpsian Brigade and their associated fools and harpies, I will be toting a sign that says; "Fags love Fred Phelps" or "Phelps's firm muscular buttocks made me gay."

:D

ROFLMAO *tears running down face as she laughs* LG, you've been sigged. Again. That was farking hilarious! :D

I still want to know what was with the scary weirdo girl with the 'GOD HATES CRIPPLED SOLDIERS' banner...I NEED to know what that was trying to convey to us non-saved heathen scumbag sinners.....

I mean....does she mean that God hates 'crippled' people who become soldiers?
or is it that God hates soldiers that become 'crippled'?
Or is that she is a scary psycho bitch with no concept of God at all?

God hates silly people and ugly banner waving assholes...and guys with those ugly caps...damn God hates just about everyone!

Words cannot express how much I'm laughing at this, so....
PWNED, Fred Phelps has been. :D

I still want to know what was with the scary weirdo girl with the 'GOD HATES CRIPPLED SOLDIERS' banner...I NEED to know what that was trying to convey to us non-saved heathen scumbag sinners.....

I mean....does she mean that God hates 'crippled' people who become soldiers?
or is it that God hates soldiers that become 'crippled'?
Or is that she is a scary psycho bitch with no concept of God at all?

God hates silly people and ugly banner waving assholes...and guys with those ugly caps...damn God hates just about everyone!

They're just trying to appease their angry volcano god. Pay them no mind. :)