NationStates Jolt Archive

Am I the only one that thinks they're fun? And virtually impossible to disprove, if you do it right.

"You disagree with me? Clearly you are part of the conspiracy."

"You have statistics? They were forged."

"Elementary math disproves it? Well, fake math is taught in school to cover this up."

Therefore, I believe that George W. Bush and Ghengis Khan worked together to cause the black Plague, burn the Library at Alexandria, and destroy the ozone layer.

You left out the one about the moon landings being faked in a movie studio somewhere.

You left out the one about the moon landings being faked in a movie studio somewhere.

I'm actually watching a program on that now...

The man's watching me! You work for the man!

I'm actually watching a program on that now...

The man's watching me! You work for the man!
*looking around furtively* Tin foil works. Not Aluminum, tin. That's why the Government has been so successful lately. Ssshhh ....

George Bush senior was in Cahoots with LBJ to assassinate J F Kennedy and thus kill Camelot. Sirhan Sirhan was George seniors gardener and Mary Jo Kopeckny dated Bush after WWII. She steered the car into the river herself and poured booze into an unwilling Teddys mouth with a funnel as she drowned. Thus ensuring a new family line for the presidency. Dont weep for Camelot though, they did the same thing to the Roosevelts.

No, no, no, you've all got it wrong. Ted Kennedy never went to the moon, and I can prove it! :p

Yeah, conspiracies own the Casbah.

Like the one about the rock.

You don't know about the rock? YOU'RE IN ON IT TOO!

The 'world' we live in is just some TV show for the rest of the universe. Why else do you think UFO's jut fly over? They're taking shots for future adverts of the show. I'm telling ya man IT'S THE TRUTH!!

The CIA allowed drug dealers to distribute crack in American cities and fund foreign terrorists to further a political cause!

oh wait...

No, no, no, you've all got it wrong. Ted Kennedy never went to the moon, and I can prove it! :p

Actually, Russia faked the moon landings to galvanize their scientists.

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And the USA just went with it. Yeah...

The really hilarous thing about conspiracies is that half of them have elements of truth (the more sensible ones). The government IS a scheming, evil secret society trying to oppress the masses and steal their money.

Am I the only one that thinks they're fun? And virtually impossible to disprove, if you do it right.

"You disagree with me? Clearly you are part of the conspiracy."

"You have statistics? They were forged."

"Elementary math disproves it? Well, fake math is taught in school to cover this up."

Therefore, I believe that George W. Bush and Ghengis Khan worked together to cause the black Plague, burn the Library at Alexandria, and destroy the ozone layer.

I believe you are a conspiracy, a bot designed to keep us thinking up silly conspiracies and keeping our attention away from the real dangers.

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I've got your number...

I believe you are a conspiracy, a bot designed to keep us thinking up silly conspiracies and keeping our attention away from the real dangers.

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I've got your number...

What? My number's still listed! It was the man!!!!

If I was a bot, could I do this?

WOOODSOWO!@(RT#?

Okay, probably, but I'm not.

What? My number's still listed! It was the man!!!!

If I was a bot, could I do this?

WOOODSOWO!@(RT#?

Okay, probably, but I'm not.

Thats exactly what a bot would say. You sneaky thing you.

I say we do whatever the cyber equivalent of villagers with pitchforks and torches marching towards him is.

Thats exactly what a bot would say. You sneaky thing you.

I say we do whatever the cyber equivalent of villagers with pitchforks and torches marching towards him is.

Well, I say that you are the conspiracy! You're a bot, and you're trying to shift attention from your own shifty activities!

It's now a matter of public record that the US government arranged and executed the 9/11 "terrorist attack" to advance the agenda of the reptilian Illuminati NWO and justify the death of hundreds of millions of people. Bush is just a puppet, the real controllers are the Rothschildes and the Zionists. Anyone who disagrees has been manipulated by HAARP high frequency radiowaves. Katrina was also caused by HAARP as a demonstration to independent foreign powers of the NWO capability. Now that Israel is invading Lebanon this is a sign that the entire world will get involved in global war which will end with a single world government officially taking control. Once that happens all human rights will disappear and dissidents will be put into concentration camps. The current US lax policies regarding illegal immigration is actually a joint US/Mexican government plan to aim for a united North American government and to commit genocide against Whites, who are a threat to the transdimensional aliens who prefer certain types of DNA. Also, DNA testing and ID cards are part of a concerted effort to gain total control via total knowledge. The internet is currently not free and everything you do is recorded by computers in the control of international bankers as part of the eventual goal to collapse the money economy.

Anyone who disagrees has been manipulated and/or is a CIA agent.

Well, I say that you are the conspiracy! You're a bot, and you're trying to shift attention from your own shifty activities!

Damn...I mean, No I'm not I assure you. I have a body and fingers and everything...he's ^ the one you want.




This could go on for a while couldn't it?

Damn...I mean, No I'm not I assure you. I have a body and fingers and everything...he's ^ the one you want.




This could go on for a while couldn't it?

Hah! If you're not a bot, what's the square root of a chimpanzee?

Hah! If you're not a bot, what's the square root of a chimpanzee?

Pfft, you and your bot hunting, any self respecting computer program knows the answer is a banana, and it's this colour.

Pfft, you and your bot hunting, any self respecting computer program knows the answer is a banana, and it's this colour.

Aha! So you admit you're a computer program! Trapped by your own words, you devious potatoe!

Aha! So you admit you're a computer program! Trapped by your own words, you devious potatoe!

Goddammit. Hoist on my own petard.

I'll get you never time though and you'll never see me coming......

*slinks away into the darkness of the interwebs*

The 'world' we live in is just some TV show for the rest of the universe. Why else do you think UFO's jut fly over? They're taking shots for future adverts of the show. I'm telling ya man IT'S THE TRUTH!!

The interesting thing about a infinite Level 4 multiverse is that, in a Level 4 multiverse, there is no such thing as nonfiction. After all, in a Level 4 multiverse (where the mathematical structure of constituent universes is allowed to vary), nothing is impossible, and if quantum mechanics is any guide then anything that is not impossible is compulsory and thus actually happens.

So, if a multiverse exists, then we are just a TV show somewhere out there. There's just no guarantee that "out there" is in our own universe. :)

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As for conspiracies back in our reality, how about this idea: all the conspiracy theories out there were planted by the powers that be in order to distract us from the real conspiracies out there. Furthermore, the real conspiracies are either even stranger than the fictional ones or so mundane that we look right at them without realizing they are there. :)

The funny thing about conspiracy theories is that they require the people in charge to be super-competent geniuses. And yet these semi-functional wackos are somehow able to penetrate the consipracy and learn the truth. :rolleyes:

It must be because the super-competent geniuses only expect other super-competent geniuses to figure out what they're doing, so they don't take the half-wits into consideration when planning their airtight security. Next time I start a massive conspiracy, the first thing I'm going to do is implement security measures designed to keep the paranoid psychotics away.

Alien time travelers started all the great civilizations here by setting themselves up as gods. GWB has gay sex and participates in human sacrifices with all the other Republicans at the Bohemian Grove.

Oswald shot JFK so he could steal the Jack Ruby. But he just before the bullet hit, a trap door opened and the real JFK dropped through. Then a clone was placed in the car and the whole thing was repeated on camera to thwart the plans of the Lizard-men led by the Old Hag, queen of the hollow Earth's interior.

Soviet telescopes discovered that the moon was actually an alien space station cleverly disguised as giant dustball. Every 'crater' is actually a weapon and the Apollo astronauts were sent there to invade and disable the station and bring some of the aliens back for study.

Markets (like Cub) are a conspiracy to invade and infect every corner of the country! They're called chains as an in-joke because you'll be PUT IN CHAINS when you get thrown in the dungeon! Conveniently located behind the frozen freezer.

Next up (maybe): mind powers, bottled water, flouride & mind control, and maybe more!

. Next time I start a massive conspiracy, the first thing I'm going to do is implement security measures designed to keep the paranoid psychotics away.

Conspiracy theories ARE those security measures. Why do you think the whack jobs keep getting fed semi-credible bits of information to fit their false theories? It keeps them going following red herrings instead of finding out the real truth.

My God if it werent for tiny "X"s on the moon photographs for the pitbull like conspiracy theorists to pore over they might investigate what NASA is really up to. If it werent for the Godforsaken empty wastelands and dummy hollywood sets at Roswell and Area 51 the loonies would be investigating real stuff with fine toothed combs. Same thing applies to Bigfoot the Loch Ness monster and the Guardian newspaper.

The Tri Lateral Commission and the Illuminati and Mensa are all backed and funded and even led secretly by the UN as a means of keeping track and of guiding those who might be either useful or harmful to the UN.

Am I the only one that thinks they're fun? And virtually impossible to disprove, if you do it right.

"You disagree with me? Clearly you are part of the conspiracy."

"You have statistics? They were forged."

"Elementary math disproves it? Well, fake math is taught in school to cover this up."

Therefore, I believe that George W. Bush and Ghengis Khan worked together to cause the black Plague, burn the Library at Alexandria, and destroy the ozone layer.

I love Conspiracies too. Their fun as hell.

Man, I'm pretty happy that these people are pulling the strings. I'd be terrified if the fate of the world lied just with ordinary peoples' decisions and the policies of their elected officials.

At least there are finally some qualified and competent people in the positions of power...it's quite comforting, actually.

George Bush senior was in Cahoots with LBJ to assassinate J F Kennedy and thus kill Camelot.


Ive seen the documentary on that one.

Compelling, really.

Im not sold, entirely however...but it was, if nothing else, well constructed.

Man, I'm pretty happy that these people are pulling the strings. I'd be terrified if the fate of the world lied just with ordinary peoples' decisions and the policies of their elected officials.

At least there are finally some qualified and competent people in the positions of power...it's quite comforting, actually.


SIGWORTHY!

It's now a matter of public record that the US government arranged and executed the 9/11 "terrorist attack" to advance the agenda of the reptilian Illuminati NWO and justify the death of hundreds of millions of people. Bush is just a puppet, the real controllers are the Rothschildes and the Zionists. Anyone who disagrees has been manipulated by HAARP high frequency radiowaves. Katrina was also caused by HAARP as a demonstration to independent foreign powers of the NWO capability. Now that Israel is invading Lebanon this is a sign that the entire world will get involved in global war which will end with a single world government officially taking control. Once that happens all human rights will disappear and dissidents will be put into concentration camps. The current US lax policies regarding illegal immigration is actually a joint US/Mexican government plan to aim for a united North American government and to commit genocide against Whites, who are a threat to the transdimensional aliens who prefer certain types of DNA. Also, DNA testing and ID cards are part of a concerted effort to gain total control via total knowledge. The internet is currently not free and everything you do is recorded by computers in the control of international bankers as part of the eventual goal to collapse the money economy.

Anyone who disagrees has been manipulated and/or is a CIA agent.

Perfect, grasshopper. Perfect. Except the CIA is the opposition to the Illuminati. If you don't agree you're an IJX infiltrator.