NationStates Jolt Archive


Khomeini, Saddam, and Osama

Neo Kervoskia
24-07-2006, 17:26
Which one do you think has the best hair (facial or just hairstyle)? Note, I'm using pre-imprisonment Saddam to give him a fair chance.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/images/khomeini-00.jpg
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols2/saddam.jpg
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,258944,00.jpg
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:28
2 out of 3 contestants are in turbans, how can you do best hair?

or is this just facial hair?
Neo Kervoskia
24-07-2006, 17:31
2 out of 3 contestants are in turbans, how can you do best hair?

or is this just facial hair?
Either or.
Neo Undelia
24-07-2006, 17:33
If you squint real hard, Khomeini looks kind of like Sean Connery. He wins.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:38
If you squint real hard, Khomeini looks kind of like Sean Connery. He wins.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/images/khomeini-00.jpghttp://www.klast.net/bond/images/connery99.jpg

:eek:
Psychotic Mongooses
24-07-2006, 17:41
If you squint real hard, Khomeini looks kind of like Sean Connery. He wins.
I see a movie coming up....
Neo Kervoskia
24-07-2006, 17:43
I see a movie coming up....
"Oh, an I issoo a Fatwa aginst dot Salmon Rushdie."
Franberry
24-07-2006, 17:44
I see a movie coming up....
I can already see the sequel.
Psychotic Mongooses
24-07-2006, 17:47
"Oh, an I issoo a Fatwa aginst dot Salmon Rushdie."
He's already played a Russian* (Lativan but thats nit picking) and an Irishman without changing his accent- how about a Scottish Iranian one? I'd say he'd pull it off, while making Kh. look like awl fuzzy wuzzy.


*"Shend the shignal": Hunt for the Red October.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:48
I can already see the sequel.

I can see the action figures....
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 17:49
The problem with Saddam is that he isn't "evil" looking. Even Osama doesn't have the "look".

Khomeini, on the other hand, has that "evil look".

Good thing we have Connery around, because there are probably fifty or so in Central Casting who look like that.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:50
The problem with Saddam is that he isn't "evil" looking. Even Osama doesn't have the "look".


saddam looks like an abusive drunken stepfather. osama looks like a delivery boy.


Khomeini, on the other hand, has that "evil look".

Good thing we have Connery around, because there are probably fifty or so in Central Casting who look like that.


knomeini wins hands down, but if there was a contest for best hat napoleon bender would win.
Franberry
24-07-2006, 17:54
I can see the action figures....
the video game...
the shirts...
the soundtrack...
the blenders...
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 18:00
the video game...
the shirts...
the soundtrack...
the blenders...

oooh the oppression smoothies i hear are delicious



and then...

Knomeini, Saddam, and Osama on a plane! Starring Samuel L Jackson.
Franberry
24-07-2006, 18:21
oooh the oppression smoothies i hear are delicious



and then...

Knomeini, Saddam, and Osama on a plane! Starring Samuel L Jackson.
thats going to be the best movie ever

I predict that it will haul in even more money than the largest-earning film of all time "Snakes on fire in a plane" starring Samuel L Jackson and Clark Gable the Third.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 18:23
thats going to be the best movie ever

I predict that it will haul in even more money than the largest-earning film of all time "Snakes on fire in a plane" starring Samuel L Jackson and Clark Gable the Third.


that is a mighty high prediction! especially after the release on NS General on a plane starring Spamuel L Jackson.
Taldaan
24-07-2006, 18:55
Khomeini. It was a choice between him and Osama, but the Ayatollah's ACME Eyebrows o' Doom won it for him.