NationStates Jolt Archive


Free Sex Day

Neo Kervoskia
23-07-2006, 20:42
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 20:43
I never paid for sex, but hey, why not celebrate that? :D

What kind of festivities did you have planned?
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 20:43
hehehe.....
Neo Kervoskia
23-07-2006, 20:45
I never paid for sex, but hey, why not celebrate that? :D

What kind of festivities did you have planned?
Synchronized Sex
Competitive Threesome
Track and field
That sort of thing.
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 20:46
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
Nahh. Just say there is one and everyone will participate, and without the acerbic acrimony of trying to make it "official." :D
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 20:46
Synchronized Sex
Competitive Threesome
Track and field
That sort of thing.

How do you compete in a threesome? :D
But I'd take part in that competition....
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 20:47
Synchronized Sex
Competitive Threesome
Track and field
That sort of thing.
The first two I understand, but "track and field?" :confused:
Kamsaki
23-07-2006, 20:48
What's with the Soylent Greens? I would have thought a Soma reference would be more appropriate...
Neo Kervoskia
23-07-2006, 20:49
The first two I understand, but "track and field?" :confused:
Erotic track and field?

I see no complaints so far. :D
Illuve
23-07-2006, 20:49
No free sex, dangit! How the heck am I supposed to supliment my Social Security when I finally get to retirement age if I can't charge people for sex?!?!
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 20:50
How about yearly recognition of "Sex Day" on June the ninth? :D

Let's all just start telling everyone that's the day and see what happens. :D
Neo Kervoskia
23-07-2006, 20:50
What's with the Soylent Greens? I would have thought a Soma reference would be more appropriate...
I just finished watching Soylent Green and felt like making it an option.
Zilam
23-07-2006, 20:50
Dear god. Then I would die a happy man, still with money.
Kamsaki
23-07-2006, 20:50
How do you compete in a threesome? :D
But I'd take part in that competition....
There's one event I'm sure wouldn't be segregated by gender...

In any case, I imagine that you would win by being the last person to climax.

Thereby creating a japanese porn anime equivilent of the Olympics.
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 20:50
No free sex, dangit! How the heck am I supposed to supliment my Social Security when I finally get to retirement age if I can't charge people for sex?!?!
Hmmm. Something wrong with that question but I just can't put my finger on it. :D
Kamsaki
23-07-2006, 20:53
I just finished watching Soylent Green and felt like making it an option.
I suppose you could turn it into a slightly convoluted reference to eating people, but that seems a little convoluted now...
Crazed Marines
23-07-2006, 20:55
*snip*Competitive Threesomes*snip*

There's one event I'm sure wouldn't be segregated by gender....

actually, there'd be twice as many women involved...after all, the rule of thumb is if there's more than one guy involved, then it becomes (literally) gay.

And what about a S&M fashion show to go with it? Or a Slave-pulling-a-sled
contest to run parallel with the whip competition?
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 20:57
How about yearly recognition of "Sex Day" on June the ninth? :D

Let's all just start telling everyone that's the day and see what happens. :D

June the 9th? But that's almost a whole year away... how am I supposed to wait that long?
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 20:58
actually, there'd be twice as many women involved...after all, the rule of thumb is if there's more than one guy involved, then it becomes (literally) gay.


Hey, what's wrong with two guys? You don't have to watch, you know. There's plenty of other activities going on, I'm sure :D
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 20:58
June the 9th? But that's almost a whole year away... how am I supposed to wait that long?

Power of the mind my friend. Power of the mind.



But I say, make everyday free sex day! yay!!
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 20:59
Power of the mind my friend. Power of the mind.



But I say, make everyday free sex day! yay!!

*lol
I'm afraid I lack your mental abilities in that sector. Feeble female brain, you know?
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 21:00
*lol
I'm afraid I lack your mental abilities in that sector. Feeble female brain, you know?

lol!


I'm sure you like my suggestion better? Make free sex day, every day!
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 21:02
lol!


I'm sure you like my suggestion better? Make free sex day, every day!

I'll start spreading... the word. :D
Kamsaki
23-07-2006, 21:03
lol!


I'm sure you like my suggestion better? Make free sex day, every day!
Aww... that'd make coming home and enjoying a bit of a snuggle with your nearest and dearest seem like more work!

I say leave it a holiday. It can be Christmas's evil twin.
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 21:11
I'll start spreading... the word. :D

hehehe
Pompous world
23-07-2006, 21:14
yeah, and it would be everyones civic duty to have sex or be fined
Londim
23-07-2006, 21:16
Free Sex Day... I can see it now..

I'm gonna get started on the banners :D
Compulsive Depression
23-07-2006, 21:19
June the 9th? But that's almost a whole year away... how am I supposed to wait that long?
Don't worry, this side of the Atlantic it'd be the 6th of September ;)

666 posts. Bruahahahaha!
Edit: Ooh, looks like two of my posts got deleted... That means I get to post 666 times twice. Bruahahahahaha!
Crazed Marines
23-07-2006, 21:25
Aww... that'd make coming home and enjoying a bit of a snuggle with your nearest and dearest seem like more work!

I say leave it a holiday. It can be Christmas's evil twin.


Wait, we already HAVE free sex day! ITS CALLED NEW YEARS! Everyone gets drunk, horny, and screws.
Laerod
23-07-2006, 21:28
Wait, we already HAVE free sex day! ITS CALLED NEW YEARS! Everyone gets drunk, horny, and screws.Not in Europe. We climb up on the rooftops and shoot rockets at eachother like they do in Mary Poppins.
Fartsniffage
23-07-2006, 21:30
actually, there'd be twice as many women involved...after all, the rule of thumb is if there's more than one guy involved, then it becomes (literally) gay.

It's not gay as long as you don't touch willies ;)
Fascist Dominion
23-07-2006, 21:35
How do you compete in a threesome? :D
But I'd take part in that competition....
I'd show you how, but I prefer to keep it one-on-one.;)
Fascist Dominion
23-07-2006, 21:40
I'll start spreading... the word. :D
:eek:
*swoons*
Fascist Dominion
23-07-2006, 21:43
yeah, and it would be everyones civic duty to have sex or be fined
How much is the fine?:(
Laerod
23-07-2006, 21:45
How much is the fine?:(I think maybe about the same as the ones for adultery. That would be fair. ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
23-07-2006, 21:50
Other events:

Tag Team Sex.
Rollerfucking.
Sex Relay Race
Skyboinking(Sex while skydiving).
Bumping Uglies(Sex on bumpercars).
Fascist Dominion
23-07-2006, 22:00
I think maybe about the same as the ones for adultery. That would be fair. ;)
That would be fair....Damnit! Now I have to find a way to get laid one day a year.:(
Laerod
23-07-2006, 22:01
That would be fair....Damnit! Now I have to find a way to get laid one day a year.:(Come on. If everyone had to, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-07-2006, 22:02
I'll start spreading... the word. :D
:D *lol*
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 22:04
That would be fair....Damnit! Now I have to find a way to get laid one day a year.:(

Oh, trust me, we'd find a way :fluffle:
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:26
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?


No. Its pointless and encourages people to sleep around and would lead to women getting raped.
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 22:28
No. Its pointless and encourages people to sleep around and would lead to women getting raped.

I'll be sure to rape some men, then. To equal the score. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-07-2006, 22:28
No. Its pointless and encourages people to sleep around and would lead to women getting raped.
Yeah, we can really count ourselves lucky that we charge during all the rest of the year. :rolleyes:
Fascist Dominion
23-07-2006, 22:31
Come on. If everyone had to, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone :p
Yeah, well, I'd prolly have to put on pants....for awhile anyway. And I'm very particular about the women who interest me.
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 22:31
... the rule of thumb is if there's more than one guy involved, then it becomes (literally) gay.
WHO'S "rule of thumb?" Are you calling me gay??? ;)
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:31
Yeah, we can really count ourselves lucky that we charge during all the rest of the year. :rolleyes:



Whoooosh! Did you see what just flew over your head? It was my point.:D
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:32
I'll be sure to rape some men, then. To equal the score. :D



:rolleyes:
Philosopy
23-07-2006, 22:33
ok... I had no idea what this thread was about when I looked at it a few minutes ago. I've watched some more posts in the hope all would become clear, but I still have no idea what it's about.

So, at the risk of looking stupid, what on earth is a 'free sex day'? I need someone to explain either the meaning of this, or the joke behind it, because I'm lost. :(
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 22:33
Other events:

Tag Team Sex.
Rollerfucking.
Sex Relay Race
Skyboinking(Sex while skydiving).
Bumping Uglies(Sex on bumpercars).
And don't forget the "Masting" contest for the wind-sailors among us! :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
23-07-2006, 22:33
Whoooosh! Did you see what just flew over your head? It was my point.:D Ah, see, that's what happens when you judge a post by the poster's usual posts. Good to know I was wrong, though. ;)
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 22:33
:rolleyes:

Glad to see you fully understand the purpose of this thread and appreciate its humour on all levels. :p
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 22:34
ok... I had no idea what this thread was about when I looked at it a few minutes ago. I've watched some more posts in the hope all would become clear, but I still have no idea what it's about.

So, at the risk of looking stupid, what on earth is a 'free sex day'? I need someone to explain either the meaning of this, or the joke behind it, because I'm lost. :(
Just one day a year when everyone who wanted to participate could engage in sex with any other willing person without any adverse consequences. :D
Neo Kervoskia
23-07-2006, 22:34
Glad to see you fully understnad the purpose of this thread and appreciate its humour on all levels. :p
To think that I would actually make a serious thread...I'm hurt...very hurt.
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:35
Other events:

Tag Team Sex.
Rollerfucking.
Sex Relay Race
Skyboinking(Sex while skydiving).
Bumping Uglies(Sex on bumpercars).



I dare anybody here to NOT laugh when you read that.
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:36
Glad to see you fully understand the purpose of this thread and appreciate its humour on all levels. :p


The OP should state it was a joke, seems he was serious.
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:38
Just one day a year when everyone who wanted to participate could engage in sex with any other willing person without any adverse consequences. :D



For some us thats called Sunday.;)
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 22:38
To think that I would actually make a serious thread...I'm hurt...very hurt.
Well THAT certainly explains a lot! :D
Laerod
23-07-2006, 22:38
The OP should state it was a joke, seems he was serious.It's one of those half-jokes that you pretend was only a joke if no one takes it seriously. :p
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 22:38
For some us thats called Sunday.;)
LMAO! Ohhh-kayyy! :D
Empress_Suiko
23-07-2006, 22:48
LMAO! Ohhh-kayyy! :D



Who needs a holiday for free sex?:D
Cabra West
23-07-2006, 22:50
Who needs a holiday for free sex?:D

Hey, who'd say no to free sex and another holiday?
Curious Inquiry
23-07-2006, 22:55
Every day should be Free Sex Day ;)
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 22:57
Who needs a holiday for free sex?:D
Apparently some do, else it wouldn't be so popular! :D
IL Ruffino
23-07-2006, 23:02
The first two I understand, but "track and field?" :confused:
Tracts of land..

Field of the south..
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 23:03
Hey, who'd say no to free sex and another holiday?
Uh ... mangers? Business owners? Prudes? :D
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 23:04
Tracts of land..

Field of the south..
LMAO! Whattagoob! :D
Eutrusca
23-07-2006, 23:05
Every day should be Free Sex Day ;)
Well, yeah, but that's a pretty forlorn hope, I would think. :(
Curious Inquiry
23-07-2006, 23:05
Well, yeah, but that's a pretty forlorn hope, I would think. :(
I'm just aimin' high, bro ;)
IL Ruffino
23-07-2006, 23:15
LMAO! Whattagoob! :D
Well it is what he meant 'course!
Infinite Revolution
23-07-2006, 23:44
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
nice idea but i can just see it turning really nasty very quickly. so, no.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:13
Oh, trust me, we'd find a way :fluffle:
Is that "we" as in womankind or you personally? ;):fluffle:
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:16
I'll be sure to rape some men, then. To equal the score. :D
I...um...I volunteer. *cough*;):p
Super-power
24-07-2006, 02:16
You bastard, how dare you spoil Soylent Green for me! :D
Crazed Marines
24-07-2006, 02:17
WHO'S "rule of thumb?" Are you calling me gay??? ;)
uh...that's just the rule of thumb down here in Alabama. Call me old fashioned but multiple guys involved is just gay (now multiple women is HOT!).

And yes, I do so love this double standard, its funny. And isn't life all about the humor.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:17
:rolleyes:
;)
[NS]Asylumny
24-07-2006, 02:18
how about we make prostitution legal?? Its like pay enough money and you get sex day
Katganistan
24-07-2006, 02:19
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
Isn't EVERY day free sex day?
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:20
I dare anybody here to NOT laugh when you read that.
I tried, but I didn't get past Tag Team. :D
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:21
Isn't EVERY day free sex day?
Depends on who you are.;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:23
The OP should state it was a joke, seems he was serious.
Joke's on you, then.:p
*points and laughs*
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:27
Hey, who'd say no to free sex and another holiday?
Depends. Are we still talking fines here?
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 02:28
Tracts of land..

Field of the south..
Indeed.;)
Crazed Marines
24-07-2006, 02:33
Isn't EVERY day free sex day?
depends...how despirate are you? I know some girls down in the red light district who need cash bad.........
Smunkeeville
24-07-2006, 02:43
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
I already had sex twice today, can tomorrow be free sex day? I will need more then. ;)


I don't know if really I would make such a holiday, but if I decided to, it would be a paid holiday.
IL Ruffino
24-07-2006, 02:55
Isn't EVERY day free sex day?
I like you.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 04:12
I already had sex twice today, can tomorrow be free sex day? I will need more then. ;)


I don't know if really I would make such a holiday, but if I decided to, it would be a paid holiday.
LOL I like the way you think.;)
Bumboat
24-07-2006, 04:42
How do you compete in a threesome? :D
But I'd take part in that competition....

I'd want to be on your team. :fluffle: We need a third woman though! :D
Dodudodu
24-07-2006, 04:48
I'm loving this idea, but I want to make sure I get my free sex AIDS free...how could we ensure that?

I don't want to catch somethin' that'll rot me junk off. :(
Bumboat
24-07-2006, 04:51
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabra West
I'll start spreading... the word.

*lol*:D

Hey WYTYG? Why not join me and Cabra for the Threesome? I think we can outlast the rest if we have 3 women while they 1 or 2 men. :cool:
Not bad
24-07-2006, 04:54
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?

Do you mean a day when prostitutes dont charge?

would this be a loss leader to draw in more business?
The Atlantian islands
24-07-2006, 04:55
I dont like Sex.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 04:57
I'm loving this idea, but I want to make sure I get my free sex AIDS free...how could we ensure that?

I don't want to catch somethin' that'll rot me junk off. :(
Mandatory government licensing to participate.*nods*
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 05:00
Do you mean a day when prostitutes dont charge?

would this be a loss leader to draw in more business?
I think it's a brilliang ploy. *nods*
Not bad
24-07-2006, 05:04
I dont like Sex.

You arent doing it right.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 05:08
You arent doing it right.
Not with the right gender, anyway.

*snickers*
The Atlantian islands
24-07-2006, 05:32
Not with the right gender, anyway.

*snickers*
Ewww dude, no, I know I'm not gay.
You arent doing it right.
....or am I?....

Anyway, I like sex just fine.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 05:37
Ewww dude, no, I know I'm not gay.

....or am I?....

Anyway, I like sex just fine.
LOL This is even funnier quoted out of context.:D
Crazed Marines
24-07-2006, 05:38
Hey WYTYG? Why not join me and Cabra for the Threesome? I think we can outlast the rest if we have 3 women while they 1 or 2 men. :cool:
hey hey hey....be not judgemental. Some members (no pun intended) here have the accomplishment of, shall we say "Flying the Flag" for two hours on end without any form of medical help.

Admittedly, that doesn't happen every night or I'd have back problems, but has happened before (and hopefully again). I'd say I'd have a fighting chance in the competitions.
Terra Nullus
24-07-2006, 07:39
Woohoo, free sex! :)
The Atlantian islands
24-07-2006, 07:40
LOL This is even funnier quoted out of context.:D
LOL that is funny.
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 07:43
Of course there should be, as long as the hospitals are notified, after all, think of the children.:p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 07:47
LOL that is funny.
Told you.:D
The Atlantian islands
24-07-2006, 07:49
Told you.:D
Good call.

Man Rule.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 07:50
Of course there should be, as long as the hospitals are notified, after all, think of the children.:p
Think of the contraceptives.;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 07:53
Good call.

Man Rule.
Indeed.:cool:
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 08:10
Think of the contraceptives.;)
Well since everyone will be doing it that .1% or whatever it is will be getting a workout.:p
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 08:12
Shouldn't there also be a cheap sex day where anyone will do it for a five dollar bill?:p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 09:24
Hey WYTYG? Why not join me and Cabra for the Threesome? I think we can outlast the rest if we have 3 women while they 1 or 2 men. :cool: Oh, judging from myself, we definitely could. ;) :cool:
Not bad
24-07-2006, 09:25
Oh, judging from myself, we definitely could. ;) :cool:

braggart
Laerod
24-07-2006, 09:27
Oh, judging from myself, we definitely could. ;) :cool:
:eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 09:27
braggart Well, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. And because I'm usually so modest, I thought I would. :p
Isiseye
24-07-2006, 09:28
LOL! Would it be in winter to keep ppl warm?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 09:29
:eek: Oh, shove the fake surprise. :rolleyes: :p
Laerod
24-07-2006, 09:29
LOL! Would it be in winter to keep ppl warm?Why only one? Why not two? One during each half of the year...:p
Laerod
24-07-2006, 09:30
Oh, shove the fake surprise. :rolleyes: :p
Must... restrain... knowledge of... :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 09:31
Must... restrain... knowledge of... :p
:eek: (<-- not fake!)


Also, just to shut you up: don't you have an evil test to write today? Looks it is Free Test Day at Laerod's place. :D
Laerod
24-07-2006, 09:33
:eek: (<-- not fake!)What, you think mine was?

Also, just to shut you up: don't you have an evil test to write today? Looks it is Free Test Day at Laerod's place. :DI have one tomorrow and on Thursday...
Peisandros
24-07-2006, 09:50
I reckon just a sex day would be good. A day of sex.

Indeed. :fluffle:
Gartref
24-07-2006, 09:51
Every day is "free sex day" when you're a filthy slut like me.
The Beautiful Darkness
24-07-2006, 10:01
Every day is "free sex day" when you're a filthy slut like me.

Lawl
Peisandros
24-07-2006, 10:03
Every day is "free sex day" when you're a filthy slut like me.
Brilliant.
The Beautiful Darkness
24-07-2006, 10:04
I don't think we should have a designated day, 'cause then it would be forced. I think it should be just whenever the mood takes you. :)
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 10:12
I don't think we should have a designated day, 'cause then it would be forced. I think it should be just whenever the mood takes you. :)
*Nod* Then we can use the time it'd take to desegnate a day to fund booths at street-corners for the shy. :fluffle:
Jello Biafra
24-07-2006, 10:15
Perhaps it could come immediately after celibacy day?

*Nod* Then we can use the time it'd take to desegnate a day to fund booths at street-corners for the shy. :fluffle:And videotaping booths for the incredibly unshy.
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 10:16
And videotaping booths for the incredibly unshy.
Well that goes without saying.
Pure Metal
24-07-2006, 10:46
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
nah its ok, i get enough free sex as it is :eek: :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:00
Well since everyone will be doing it that .1% or whatever it is will be getting a workout.:p
Bah! Statistics always lie. It'd be a lot less than that. But I get the feeling quite a few wouldn't use contraceptives.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:04
Well, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it. And because I'm usually so modest, I thought I would. :p
I hear it can be kind of a wet one. ;)
Good thing you volunteered: Ruffy doesn't like getting wet.:p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:07
:eek: (<-- not fake!)


Also, just to shut you up: don't you have an evil test to write today? Looks it is Free Test Day at Laerod's place. :D
*points and laughs at Laerod*:D
Bottle
24-07-2006, 12:08
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
I would not support such a holiday because:

For anybody who's worth boinking, every day is Free Sex Day. Anybody who has to pay for sex is somebody who nobody else wants to boink, so why should we have a holiday dedicated to making people boink somebody they don't want to boink? That's a rotten holiday. You'd have to call it Pity Fuck Day.
Anthil
24-07-2006, 12:10
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?

If you mean weekly I'm with you.
Laerod
24-07-2006, 12:10
*points and laughs at Laerod*:D
I would note support such a holiday because:

For anybody who's worth boiking, every day is Free Sex Day. Anybody who has to pay for sex is somebody who nobody else wants to boink, so why should we have a holiday dedicated to making people boink somebody they don't want to boink? That's a rotten holiday. You'd have to call it Pity Fuck Day.
How can you be so cruel? :(
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:13
I don't think we should have a designated day, 'cause then it would be forced. I think it should be just whenever the mood takes you. :)
Or just get rid of the fines....then it would truly be a day to commemorate procreation...officially. And there wouldn't be the pressure to have sex that day. Even so, that doesn't sound as good as following the mood, the mutual mood, of course.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:16
If you mean weekly I'm with you.
LOL Let's put it in Monday's usual place.:D
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:19
How can you be so cruel? :(
Goes back to my childhood, if one could call it that.
Ghaladhia
24-07-2006, 12:20
there are two things you've got to know about italians: never say "it's for free", never say "there'is sex"; prepare for a massive invasion ;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:45
there are two things you've got to know about italians: never say "it's for free", never say "there'is sex"; prepare for a massive invasion ;)
Well, you know what they say about that: "The Greeks invented sex. Italians introduced it to women.":D
The Tribes Of Longton
24-07-2006, 12:50
*thrusts*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 12:52
How can you be so cruel? :(
Aw, I'm sure you don't have to pay for sex!

It's not my fault you dropped your wallet right on my bedside table. ;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:52
*thrusts*
*parries*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 12:53
*thrusts*

Hah. *actually laughing out loud* :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:53
Aw, I'm sure you don't have to pay for sex!

It's not my fault you dropped your wallet right on my bedside table. ;)
He's lucky Gravlen's not here to comment.:p
The Tribes Of Longton
24-07-2006, 12:55
*parries*
*wishes he knew some more fencing terms*
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 12:57
*wishes he knew some more fencing terms*
I think the word you're looking for is, "Touche." :p
The Tribes Of Longton
24-07-2006, 13:00
I think the word you're looking for is, "Touche." :p
:p

What was this thread about again? Oh yeah, free sex day.

Yay?
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:00
Aw, I'm sure you don't have to pay for sex!

It's not my fault you dropped your wallet right on my bedside table. ;)Great, you spilled the beans. Now I can't secretly gloat at unintended irony of their jabs anymore... :(
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:04
:p

What was this thread about again? Oh yeah, free sex day.

Yay?
No, not yay!:eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:10
Great, you spilled the beans. Now I can't secretly gloat at unintended irony of their jabs anymore... :(
Oh, but they already know all about it from my blog. *innocent look*
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:12
Oh, but they already know all about it from my blog. *innocent look*:eek:
You took NOTES?!
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:13
Oh, but they already know all about it from my blog. *innocent look*
Why was I not told of this...this "blog?"o.O;):p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:16
:eek:
You took NOTES?!
You didn't? :confused:
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:18
You didn't? :confused:Well, no. I do it often enough that I know my routine by heart. ;) :p
Peisandros
24-07-2006, 13:19
..
You sir, are awesome.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:19
:eek:
You took NOTES?!
Well, is it my fault I was so bored the whole time? It was between filing my nails and taking notes, and taking notes made less noise, so there.

Why was I not told of this...this "blog?"o.O;):p It's in the secret thread. Shhhh. <.<
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:20
Well, no. I do it often enough that I know my routine by heart. ;) :p
Indeed. :rolleyes:
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:27
Well, is it my fault I was so bored the whole time? It was between filing my nails and taking notes, and taking notes made less noise, so there. I'm not that bad at giving foot massages...:(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:30
I'm not that bad at giving foot massages...:(
Oh, is that what it was? A foot massage? That explains a lot. :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:30
Well, no. I do it often enough that I know my routine by heart. ;) :p
I meant hers.;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:31
You sir, are awesome.
You, sir, are full of crap. Stop saying that for +1's, even if it is true.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:32
I meant hers.;)
Lol, I could only wish. :D
Peisandros
24-07-2006, 13:32
You, sir, are full of crap. Stop saying that for +1's, even if it is true.
:(
Truely sorry for attempting to be nice.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:33
Well, is it my fault I was so bored the whole time? It was between filing my nails and taking notes, and taking notes made less noise, so there.

It's in the secret thread. Shhhh. <.<
LOL

TG me a link.;):p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:35
LOL

TG me a link.;):p
*TGs you*
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:35
Lol, I could only wish. :D
Well, if he's not adequate...*mumblemumble*;):p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:38
Well, if he's not adequate...*mumblemumble*;):p
Aw, I really couldn't. He's so cute when he's trying so hard. :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:38
:(
Truely sorry for attempting to be nice.
If you really wanted to be nice, you would say it to something I said.;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:41
*TGs you*
Did not.:(
Peisandros
24-07-2006, 13:42
If you really wanted to be nice, you would say it to something I said.;)
I was refering to your postcount.


10,000
You sir, are awesome.
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:42
Aw, I really couldn't. He's so cute when he's trying so hard. :pIt's not my fault. I got a cramp in my hand because I'm not used to writing so much during my exams :(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:42
Did not.:(
It was a secret TG. *nods*
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:43
Aw, I really couldn't. He's so cute when he's trying so hard. :p
ROFL! Well, if you ever change your mind....;):D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:44
It's not my fault. I got a cramp in my hand because I'm not used to writing so much during my exams :(
So? Who says you have to use your... nevermind. <.<
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:45
I was refering to your postcount.



You sir, are awesome.
Oh! Well, why didn't you say so? :D Yes, yes I am. :cool:
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:46
So? Who says you have to use your... nevermind. <.<I don't know. I've found my hands to be the best body part I have for both foot massages and writing exams... :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:47
It was a secret TG. *nods*
All TG's are secret.:rolleyes:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 13:52
I don't know. I've found my hands to be the best body part I have for both foot massages and writing exams... :p Well whoever said it had to be a foot massage in the first place? :p

All TG's are secret.:rolleyes: Erm... mine was extra secret? <.<
Alright, you win, there is no blog. But don't tell Laerod.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 13:58
Well whoever said it had to be a foot massage in the first place? :p

Erm... mine was extra secret? <.<
Alright, you win, there is no blog. But don't tell Laerod.
The man under the bridge....

Your secret's safe with me.;)
Laerod
24-07-2006, 13:58
Well whoever said it had to be a foot massage in the first place? :pThis book I read on how to serve women...
Wait a minute! THAT'S A COOK BOOK!!! :eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 14:03
This book I read on how to serve women...
Wait a minute! THAT'S A COOK BOOK!!! :eek:
What? And instead of some yummy asparagus and oysters all I get is a boring, crampy foot massage?

I'm so dumping you.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:04
This book I read on how to serve women...
Wait a minute! THAT'S A COOK BOOK!!! :eek:
It's amazing how much you can learn from a cook book, isn't it?;)
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:06
What? And instead of some yummy asparagus and oysters all I get is a boring, crampy foot massage?

I'm so dumping you.
Well, hello there.;) [/smooth]
*sleazy smile*
Laerod
24-07-2006, 14:07
What? And instead of some yummy asparagus and oysters all I get is a boring, crampy foot massage?

I'm so dumping you.Don't forget, you still have my wallet (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11428013&postcount=139)...
Laerod
24-07-2006, 14:08
It's amazing how much you can learn from a cook book, isn't it?;)Don't even get me started! :D
(But I doubt they make cooking pots big enough...:p )
WangWee
24-07-2006, 14:08
Ask my pimp, he handles this sort of thing.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 14:11
Well, hello there.;) [/smooth]
*sleazy smile* Lol. :p

Don't forget, you still have my wallet... Well, I think we can both agree that that's the least I deserve for putting up with you this long.
Laerod
24-07-2006, 14:14
Well, I think we can both agree that that's the least I deserve for putting up with you this long.Deserve? *cough*
You're really asking for it, aren't you? :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:18
Don't even get me started! :D
(But I doubt they make cooking pots big enough...:p )
Not any more. Try a museum. Huge pot and an erotic locale.;):p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:19
Lol. :p

Well, I think we can both agree that that's the least I deserve for putting up with you this long.
What? You think I can't be smooth?:p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:21
Deserve? *cough*
You're really asking for it, aren't you? :p
She is. You'd better give it to her hard.:eek:;):p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 14:24
Deserve? *cough*
You're really asking for it, aren't you? :p
She is. You'd better give it to her hard.:eek:;):p
:eek: What's wrong with you guys? o.O
*runs from thread*

Oh, and Laerod has mail (unrelated!).
R0cka
24-07-2006, 14:33
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?

How old are you?
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:36
:eek: What's wrong with you guys? o.O
*runs from thread*

Oh, and Laerod has mail (unrelated!).
Didn't you read the thread title?:confused:

Yeah, I bet it is.:p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 14:39
Didn't you read the thread title?:confused: Yes I did. :confused:

Oh. Oh! Erm, I might have misunderstood what you were saying then. Good thing, too. <.<

Yeah, I bet it is.:p Yeah, it actually really is. :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:43
Yes I did. :confused:

Oh. Oh! Erm, I might have misunderstood what you were saying then. Good thing, too. <.<

Yeah, it actually really is. :p
Someone misunderstood me? Who'd 'a thunk it?:p That or you're feigning ignorance....
Laerod
24-07-2006, 14:44
Yeah, it actually really is. :pYeah, it's actually a concrete offer this time :p
You think I'd really tell you? =P
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:47
Yeah, it's actually a concrete offer this time :p
You think I'd really tell you? =P
ROFL! :D
*ignores white text*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 14:48
Yeah, it's actually a concrete offer this time :p
You think I'd really tell you? =P
Yeah, but I didn't accept. :D
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 14:49
Synchronized Sex
Competitive Threesome
Track and field
That sort of thing.

There should be a sexual pentathalon.

One man and five women.

The man runs 1000 meters to the first woman, has sex with her (both must reach orgasm), and then he runs to the next woman 1000 meters away. And so on until he finishes the last woman, and runs 1000 meters to the finish line.

Sponsors for this race would be Viagra, etc.
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 14:56
Yeah, but I didn't accept. :D
Pwnt!:D
Laerod
24-07-2006, 14:56
Yeah, but I didn't accept. :DKind of hard to do if you're the one making the offer, isn't it? :p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 15:03
Kind of hard to do if you're the one making the offer, isn't it? :p
I get the impression she manages well enough.;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 15:03
Kind of hard to do if you're the one making the offer, isn't it? :p
Too late :D:Pwnt!:D
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 15:08
Too late :D:
*bows before your might*
Outcast Jesuits
24-07-2006, 15:14
Once again, the threads I end up finding are waaaaayyy over my head.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 15:16
Once again, the threads I end up finding are waaaaayyy over my head.
Oh, don't worry, that's why we always go for the lowest common denominator.:p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 15:16
Once again, the threads I end up finding are waaaaayyy over my head.
I think this one's a little lower down.;)
*remembers you're only 15*

I mean, yeah, you should leave. *nods*
Outcast Jesuits
24-07-2006, 15:20
I think this one's a little lower down.;)
*remembers you're only 15*

I mean, yeah, you should leave. *nods*
Tsk, tsk, watch your mouth!:p
Fascist Dominion
24-07-2006, 15:27
Tsk, tsk, watch your mouth!:p
I'd rather watch yours...nevermind.
Outcast Jesuits
24-07-2006, 15:28
I'd rather watch yours...nevermind.
That's right...staring is rude.
Laerod
24-07-2006, 15:32
That's right...staring is rude.There's about 7.5 views to every post here. In cases like that, it's called voyeurism.
Outcast Jesuits
24-07-2006, 15:38
There's about 7.5 views to every post here. In cases like that, it's called voyeurism.
How depressing...:p
Ieuano
24-07-2006, 15:38
There should be a sexual pentathalon.

One man and five women.

The man runs 1000 meters to the first woman, has sex with her (both must reach orgasm), and then he runs to the next woman 1000 meters away. And so on until he finishes the last woman, and runs 1000 meters to the finish line.

Sponsors for this race would be Viagra, etc.

Youd need a bag of ice for your nether regions after this event
Outcast Jesuits
24-07-2006, 15:40
There should be a sexual pentathalon.

One man and five women.

The man runs 1000 meters to the first woman, has sex with her (both must reach orgasm), and then he runs to the next woman 1000 meters away. And so on until he finishes the last woman, and runs 1000 meters to the finish line.

Sponsors for this race would be Viagra, etc.
How the hell would you train for it?
...
Nevermind, I don't want to know.
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 15:59
How the hell would you train for it?
...
Nevermind, I don't want to know.

The team would consist of five women and one man.

They would probably have to train quite a bit.

You have to admit though, it would be impressive just to be able to finish the race.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 16:11
How about yearly recognition of "Sex Day" on June the ninth? :D

Let's all just start telling everyone that's the day and see what happens. :D


why is june 9th so important? is it diaper change day at the home?

*runs*
Nobel Hobos
24-07-2006, 16:16
I know I should read the whole thread, but:
Did anyone else read this as "Sex Free Day" ?
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 16:18
Just wonder on the record number of STDs that will be transmitted on said free sex day.
Nobel Hobos
24-07-2006, 17:07
I know I should read the whole thread, but:
Did anyone else read this as "Sex Free Day" ?

Damn. It was just me then. Out of my depth again ... :skulks away:
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 17:34
Just wonder on the record number of STDs that will be transmitted on said free sex day.

I suppose that depends on how many women get hit in the eye with semen.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:40
I suppose that depends on how many women get hit in the eye with semen.


:D :cool:


then may god have mercy on us all
Bottle
24-07-2006, 17:41
I suppose that depends on how many women get hit in the eye with semen.
Safety goggles, people! How many times do I have to tell you, SAFETY FIRST!!
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 17:43
Safety goggles, people! How many times do I have to tell you, SAFETY FIRST!!

goggles, face shield, vaginal and penile condoms, Tyvek suit with Nomex outergarment, plastic booties...
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 17:44
and don't forget the safety shower and the animal bite kit...
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:45
Safety goggles, people! How many times do I have to tell you, SAFETY FIRST!!


yeah they prevent accidental stabbings as well.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 17:46
goggles, face shield, vaginal and penile condoms, Tyvek suit with Nomex outergarment, plastic booties...


sounds like my high school nurses office.
Deep Kimchi
24-07-2006, 18:20
sounds like my high school nurses office.
wow, school nurses sure have changed since I was in high school.

I mean, they actually have sex with you now, albeit in a space suit...
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 18:27
I mean, they actually have sex with you now, albeit in a space suit...


well i mean they gotta keep it clean now right?
R0cka
24-07-2006, 19:10
I suppose that depends on how many women get hit in the eye with semen.

There are several fetish sites for that.

I once saw Autumn Haze take a load right in here eye, I don't mean by accident either.

Saw a thumbnail of another girl getting blasted in the eye just the other day, but didn't click through as it's not really my thing.

See one seen them all.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 19:11
There are several fetish sites for that.

I once saw Autumn Haze take a load right in here eye, I don't mean by accident either.

Saw a thumbnail of another girl getting blasted in the eye just the other day, but didn't click through as it's not really my thing.

See one seen them all.

big diff on seeing, and doing....
R0cka
24-07-2006, 19:12
Every day should be Free Sex Day ;)


Why?

Half the fun is the hunt.
Carnivorous Lickers
24-07-2006, 19:13
I celebrate free sex day nearly every day.
It should be celebrated with a bang.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 19:14
I celebrate free sex day nearly every day.
It should be celebrated with a bang.

just one bang?
Carnivorous Lickers
24-07-2006, 19:18
just one bang?


one at a time?
The State of Georgia
24-07-2006, 19:18
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?

No it's immoral.
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 19:19
one at a time?


just one at a time?
Sinuhue
24-07-2006, 19:21
Should there be a free sex day? or If you had the power to institute such a holiday, would you?
Like, bringing back MayDay or other fertility rites? Oh yes please!
Minoriteeburg
24-07-2006, 19:22
No it's immoral.

just cause its immoral doesnt mean it cant be fun right?
Sinuhue
24-07-2006, 19:22
I celebrate free sex day nearly every day.
It should be celebrated with a bang.
Your sex isn't free, you paid for it with your freedom, oh married man!

I think the premise is 'sex with complete strangers for occult purposes':)
Carnivorous Lickers
24-07-2006, 19:23
just one at a time?

You got me man...I'm 39 and married.

I'm not doing the redheaded sisters from my 20's anymore.

However-By no means am I complaining.
Sinuhue
24-07-2006, 19:24
Just wonder on the record number of STDs that will be transmitted on said free sex day.
Too true...full body condoms (http://www.condomania.com/prodinfo.asp?number=H-BGC) should be issued to everyone.
The State of Georgia
24-07-2006, 19:30
just cause its immoral doesnt mean it cant be fun right?

It's immoral to say that immorality is fun.
Fascist Dominion
25-07-2006, 00:40
That's right...staring is rude.
It's not the staring that bothers me; it's your age.:p
Fascist Dominion
25-07-2006, 00:44
Youd need a bag of ice for your nether regions after this event
You just don't have any stamina.:p
Fascist Dominion
25-07-2006, 00:58
Youd need a bag of ice for your nether regions after this event
You just don't have any stamina.:p
Fascist Dominion
25-07-2006, 01:00
You just don't have any stamina.:p
*curses slow jolt for double post*
Fascist Dominion
25-07-2006, 01:11
It's immoral to say that immorality is fun.
But that's also fun.
Crazed Marines
25-07-2006, 05:06
I don't think we should have a designated day, 'cause then it would be forced. I think it should be just whenever the mood takes you. :)


*Nod* Then we can use the time it'd take to desegnate a day to fund booths at street-corners for the shy. :fluffle:

Not true, We need to designate the days simply for the same reason we have to schedule driving days for Driver's ed or the dys we take sex ed. Only on group's allowed to use the car at one time, especially since the Principal decided to sit in on the last time we tried to combine the two classes.......
Fascist Dominion
25-07-2006, 15:15
To be honest, I find the notion more than a little silly.