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I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?

Furballs?

mircromarbles

I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?
I'd pick an NS's name.
Harlesburg would be dandy. Short (to say) but soffisticated sounding.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII would be funny, if not long. I'd prolly get shortened to Fiddles.

Just don't name it Myrth.

Snakefood?

If its a white mouse, name it Ghost.

If its a white mouse, name it Ghost.
No, name it Cracker.

If another colour, name it the racist term for that colour of people.

Little Ones!

Little Ones!

You've never seen the balls on a full-grown male mouse, have you? Relative to the size of the mouse, they're quite impressive. If an adult human male had balls correspondingly sized, he'd be unable to walk.

You've never seen the balls on a full-grown male mouse, have you? Relative to the size of the mouse, they're quite impressive. If an adult human male had balls correspondingly sized, he'd be unable to walk.

Hell if I had balls like that, I would never need a place to sit, and people would not mess with me! :p

I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?
Danger Mouse!

I still say ghost is bad ass....thats what I would've named my mouse If i would have bought one. I ended up getting a hamster, which was equally awsome.

Danger Mouse!
Ralf! Name it Ralf!

How about 'Special Patrol Group'?

How about 'Special Patrol Group'?
:confused:

Lunch.

Or Midnight. Short for Midnight Snack.

GET IT DESEXED! Or at least, don't put it in with other mice. That can bring trouble.

Name it Master, and obey it without question.

How about 'Special Patrol Group'?
:confused:
Not a Young Ones fan, I take it.

Call it "Shut up" That way when someone asks what its name is they are insulted. :p

sense it is going to belong to a little kid how about Mickey. Or you could name it Fass.

why not get a cat mwhahahaha

Name it "Lucky Bastard"

I'd pick an NS's name.
Harlesburg would be dandy. Short (to say) but soffisticated sounding.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII would be funny, if not long. I'd prolly get shortened to Fiddles.

Just don't name it Myrth.
What's wrong with Myrth? It'd be a cool name for a mouse. Myrth the mouse.

Blueballs? :D

Call it John. :)

my first thought was "Lunch"

but alas Kat is smarter and faster than me

my second suggestion is to give him a name that is really long and slightly stupid

my girls used to have hampster named "Harvey the wonder hampster from a martian like planet, only not Mars because he couldn't breathe there"

;)

sense it is going to belong to a little kid how about Mickey. Or you could name it Fass.

My daughter is a 35-year old Master's candidate in epidemiology.

why not get a cat mwhahahaha

Name it "Lucky Bastard"

I have 4 cats, 8 tarantulas, 1 snake and, now, 1 mouse.

I have 4 cats, 8 tarantulas, 1 snake and, now, 1 mouse.



I still say Ghost is cool!!!


My hamster was named Buddy, and I never named my cat. I just perpetually called it Kitty Kitty or Puss Puss...

My daughter is a 35-year old Master's candidate in epidemiology.

Alright then.

Algernon, or George

Ralf! Name it Ralf!
Mighty Mouse!

Algernon
Perfect. *nod nod*

Mighty Mouse!
Pikachu!
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I really out-lamed myself there.:)

I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?

Fuzzy Snakebane.

You were going to feed it to your snake????????? It could be sick if the snake didn't eat it. Anyway I suggest Pedro, Theo. Mousie. Bob. Brian.

You were going to feed it to your snake????????? It could be sick if the snake didn't eat it. Anyway I suggest Pedro, Theo. Mousie. Bob. Brian.

Or evil. Maybe the mouse is possessed by a demon.

Or maybe it's a neoconservative. :eek:

I'm just glad there's a mouse thread to somewhat offset all of those cat threads.

Fair and balanced, says I.

I'm just glad there's a mouse thread to somewhat offset all of those cat threads.

Fair and balanced, says I.
He's with FOX news! Get him! :p ;)

He's with FOX news! Get him! :p ;)

I suppose you're one of those pro-cat mainstream media guys. Your feline agenda has ruined this country - you've turned us into pussies!

I suppose you're one of those pro-cat mainstream media guys. Your feline agenda has ruined this country - you've turned us into pussies!
Frak the cats, I'm independant. Hamster power yo.:cool:

Jerry. Banger. Pounder. Big-Boy.
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Merssssy

It's quite an amusing irony that a mouse you tried to feed to a snake now loves you and trusts you completely.