NationStates Jolt Archive


Mouse.

Anti-Social Darwinism
23-07-2006, 05:03
I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?
Wilgrove
23-07-2006, 05:03
Furballs?
Baked squirrels
23-07-2006, 05:05
mircromarbles
Posi
23-07-2006, 05:06
I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?
I'd pick an NS's name.
Harlesburg would be dandy. Short (to say) but soffisticated sounding.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII would be funny, if not long. I'd prolly get shortened to Fiddles.

Just don't name it Myrth.
Sheni
23-07-2006, 05:07
Snakefood?
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 05:07
If its a white mouse, name it Ghost.
Posi
23-07-2006, 05:08
If its a white mouse, name it Ghost.
No, name it Cracker.

If another colour, name it the racist term for that colour of people.
Wilgrove
23-07-2006, 05:08
Little Ones!
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-07-2006, 06:24
Little Ones!

You've never seen the balls on a full-grown male mouse, have you? Relative to the size of the mouse, they're quite impressive. If an adult human male had balls correspondingly sized, he'd be unable to walk.
Wilgrove
23-07-2006, 06:28
You've never seen the balls on a full-grown male mouse, have you? Relative to the size of the mouse, they're quite impressive. If an adult human male had balls correspondingly sized, he'd be unable to walk.

Hell if I had balls like that, I would never need a place to sit, and people would not mess with me! :p
Harlesburg
23-07-2006, 06:29
I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?
Danger Mouse!
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 06:37
I still say ghost is bad ass....thats what I would've named my mouse If i would have bought one. I ended up getting a hamster, which was equally awsome.
Posi
23-07-2006, 06:44
Danger Mouse!
Ralf! Name it Ralf!
Dobbsworld
23-07-2006, 06:46
How about 'Special Patrol Group'?
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-07-2006, 06:53
How about 'Special Patrol Group'?
:confused:
Katganistan
23-07-2006, 07:50
Lunch.

Or Midnight. Short for Midnight Snack.
Greater Alemannia
23-07-2006, 07:53
GET IT DESEXED! Or at least, don't put it in with other mice. That can bring trouble.
Demonic Gophers
23-07-2006, 08:00
Name it Master, and obey it without question.
Demented Hamsters
23-07-2006, 09:36
How about 'Special Patrol Group'?
:confused:
Not a Young Ones fan, I take it.
Sel Appa
23-07-2006, 09:40
Call it "Shut up" That way when someone asks what its name is they are insulted. :p
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
23-07-2006, 12:20
sense it is going to belong to a little kid how about Mickey. Or you could name it Fass.
Ieuano
23-07-2006, 12:34
why not get a cat mwhahahaha

Name it "Lucky Bastard"
I V Stalin
23-07-2006, 12:38
I'd pick an NS's name.
Harlesburg would be dandy. Short (to say) but soffisticated sounding.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII would be funny, if not long. I'd prolly get shortened to Fiddles.

Just don't name it Myrth.
What's wrong with Myrth? It'd be a cool name for a mouse. Myrth the mouse.
Super-power
23-07-2006, 12:45
Blueballs? :D
Free shepmagans
23-07-2006, 14:34
Call it John. :)
Smunkeeville
23-07-2006, 15:13
my first thought was "Lunch"

but alas Kat is smarter and faster than me

my second suggestion is to give him a name that is really long and slightly stupid

my girls used to have hampster named "Harvey the wonder hampster from a martian like planet, only not Mars because he couldn't breathe there"

;)
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-07-2006, 19:27
sense it is going to belong to a little kid how about Mickey. Or you could name it Fass.

My daughter is a 35-year old Master's candidate in epidemiology.
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-07-2006, 19:28
why not get a cat mwhahahaha

Name it "Lucky Bastard"

I have 4 cats, 8 tarantulas, 1 snake and, now, 1 mouse.
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 19:46
I have 4 cats, 8 tarantulas, 1 snake and, now, 1 mouse.



I still say Ghost is cool!!!


My hamster was named Buddy, and I never named my cat. I just perpetually called it Kitty Kitty or Puss Puss...
Greater Alemannia
24-07-2006, 07:26
My daughter is a 35-year old Master's candidate in epidemiology.

Alright then.
Not bad
24-07-2006, 07:33
Algernon, or George
Harlesburg
24-07-2006, 09:04
Ralf! Name it Ralf!
Mighty Mouse!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-07-2006, 09:18
Algernon
Perfect. *nod nod*
Posi
24-07-2006, 09:23
Mighty Mouse!
Pikachu!
http://www.ktf-split.hr/~eni/goran/pokemon/slike/025.gif

I really out-lamed myself there.:)
Lunatic Goofballs
24-07-2006, 09:28
I had a fuzzy (3-4 day old baby mouse) that I was going to feed to my snake, but the snake refused to eat it. My daughter, being a sucker for baby animals adopted it. She's been feeding it with an eyedropper for four days now (it does very well on kitten formula) and it's getting fat and developing what looks like balls. So we figure it's a boy, it looks like it's going to live and it's incredibly tame. What do we name it?

Fuzzy Snakebane.
Isiseye
24-07-2006, 09:31
You were going to feed it to your snake????????? It could be sick if the snake didn't eat it. Anyway I suggest Pedro, Theo. Mousie. Bob. Brian.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-07-2006, 09:35
You were going to feed it to your snake????????? It could be sick if the snake didn't eat it. Anyway I suggest Pedro, Theo. Mousie. Bob. Brian.

Or evil. Maybe the mouse is possessed by a demon.

Or maybe it's a neoconservative. :eek:
Gartref
24-07-2006, 09:54
I'm just glad there's a mouse thread to somewhat offset all of those cat threads.

Fair and balanced, says I.
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 10:10
I'm just glad there's a mouse thread to somewhat offset all of those cat threads.

Fair and balanced, says I.
He's with FOX news! Get him! :p ;)
Gartref
24-07-2006, 10:18
He's with FOX news! Get him! :p ;)

I suppose you're one of those pro-cat mainstream media guys. Your feline agenda has ruined this country - you've turned us into pussies!
Free shepmagans
24-07-2006, 10:21
I suppose you're one of those pro-cat mainstream media guys. Your feline agenda has ruined this country - you've turned us into pussies!
Frak the cats, I'm independant. Hamster power yo.:cool:
Imperiux
24-07-2006, 11:22
Jerry. Banger. Pounder. Big-Boy.
Anything (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Alonocus)
Anthil
24-07-2006, 11:36
Merssssy
Philosopy
24-07-2006, 11:40
It's quite an amusing irony that a mouse you tried to feed to a snake now loves you and trusts you completely.