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Dental Health (aka The Pain!)

Similization
23-07-2006, 01:34
It's Saturday night & I'm sitting at home by my self. Why? Because a tooth of mine is hurting like a sonofabitch. It's fairly incapacitating to be honest. I can hardly stand smoking, 'cos breathing through my mouth is extra hurty.. In short, I'm a miserable bastard.

If any of you have any tips (that can be performed on a Saturday night), I urge you to share them with poor little me.
I'm normally very much against aids & remedies of all sorts, but an hour ago I bit the bullet & bought painkillers & a bottle of vodka. Drinking the vodka, however, has turned out to be pure agony. The constant throbbing pain from before, has now be upped to feeling like someone's pounding a spike into my jawbone.

So help. Please. I'm going mad.

Now, to give this topic some semblence of legitimacy, I'd like to hear your opinions on public dental care plans. I grew up without the benefit of one, and being an ex-street urchin, this isn't my first toothache. In fact, my teeth got pretty fucked up in my youth, and I've never been able to afford doing anything radical about it. The particular tooth that's bothering me now, got smashed in a fight some 15 years ago, like half my other teeth. The crown on this one fell off a couple of months ago, but between my wallet & my tendency to get sick when dentists start drilling my teeth, I've put off getting it sorted. I'm well aware that was bloody stupid & I'm paying the price right now, so you don't need to feel like you have to tell me I'm an idiot, thank you.

Anyway, the point is that if I'd had access to free dental care when I was a kid, my teeth wouldn't be rubble today. They might be 50% plastic & 20% silver, but they wouldn't be broken shards with a tendency to fall out of my mouth for no good reason. I might still be in agony right now, but chances are I wouldn't, and I certainly wouldn't have cause to believe there'll be regular repetitions of my current predicament for the rest of my life. Moreover, I probably wouldn't scare little children to tears when I smile (yes, that actually happens on a regular basis).

Are people like me worth the expense? Or do we deserve whatever happens to us, because we've done it to ourselves? Is it perhaps better that destitutes with little or no understanding of how things work, are expected to seek out cheritable people who'll foot their dentist bills?
The Atlantian islands
23-07-2006, 01:39
I just got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday morning and I'm on so many pain killers right now I cant even feel my mouth.
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 01:41
That blows. I can't help ya.


See a dentist tommorrow. Think of it this way, just a few more hours!
Similization
23-07-2006, 02:00
Desperate situations calls for desperate measures. Vodka works. The trick is drinking the shit without howling in pain. The solution? A straw. If my girl was home, I'd fall at her feet worshipping her right now. Who but a strange little girl would keep straws in the cubboard?

Eh.. Tooth is feeling MUCH better now. I still feel it, but it's managable. I'm gonna throw myself over a melon now. Oh damn I'm hungry!
Wanderjar
23-07-2006, 02:04
Desperate situations calls for desperate measures. Vodka works. The trick is drinking the shit without howling in pain. The solution? A straw. If my girl was home, I'd fall at her feet worshipping her right now. Who but a strange little girl would keep straws in the cubboard?

Eh.. Tooth is feeling MUCH better now. I still feel it, but it's managable. I'm gonna throw myself over a melon now. Oh damn I'm hungry!

lol!
Similization
23-07-2006, 02:33
lol!Hehe, on the down side.. I'm sitting alone in my flat Sunday morning, feeling like like 3½ seperate parties & like I just got kicked in the head by someone.

Almost on 1 liter vodka now. Hangovers rarely scare me, but I can't help wondering how I'll feel in the morning or whenever I wake up.. But I project I'll collapse in a snoring heap pretty soon.

The melon was brilliant. Oh man, it's so good to eat when you haven't had any food in 30 hours.

And in other news, I'm not drooling anymore. It's incredible, I know, but for once, getting thoroughly pissed has stopped me drooling. Still.. Give me 30 mins & I'll prolly be drooling again :p
Fartsniffage
23-07-2006, 02:42
For someone who's drunk the best part of a litre of vodka, you're typing is very neat.

I doff my hat to you sir.
Similization
23-07-2006, 02:50
For someone who's drunk the best part of a litre of vodka, you're typing is very neat.

I doff my hat to you sir.Thank you. I fear though that my typing skill will deteriorate if I hang around. Luckily, I think there is very little chance I will remain conscious long enough to hang around. You have no idea how drunk I am right now, but I don't have the balls to throw up.
Fartsniffage
23-07-2006, 02:51
Thank you. I fear though that my typing skill will deteriorate if I hang around. Luckily, I think there is very little chance I will remain conscious long enough to hang around. You have no idea how drunk I am right now, but I don't have the balls to throw up.

Vomiting and a bad tooth. I don't care how drunk you are, thats gonna hurt. My advice is to try to keep it down and just accept that the room will spin ;)
Similization
23-07-2006, 03:11
Vomiting and a bad tooth. I don't care how drunk you are, thats gonna hurt. My advice is to try to keep it down and just accept that the room will spin ;)The pain is one thing (/the drunken skunk proclaimed), but guess what it does to your pride when you puke because you caqnlt handle qa dentist fucking around in your mouth?


Yes!§ I amk STILL awake!


And I'm deathly afraud of the hangover... I've bee running tio get more drunk but I keep falling. So I bought A bottle of Jack D 'cos I apparently got the last bottle of Smirboff from the sdtore. I'm hop3eing there's some compromise between not waking uo & waking up Monday morning
Fartsniffage
23-07-2006, 03:19
The pain is one thing (/the drunken skunk proclaimed), but guess what it does to your pride when you puke because you caqnlt handle qa dentist fucking around in your mouth?


Yes!§ I amk STILL awake!


And I'm deathly afraud of the hangover... I've bee running tio get more drunk but I keep falling. So I bought A bottle of Jack D 'cos I apparently got the last bottle of Smirboff from the sdtore. I'm hop3eing there's some compromise between not waking uo & waking up Monday morning

Hangovers aren't scary as long as you have a good supply of ice cold coke in the house. Imho it's the best hangover cure in history.
Smunkeeville
23-07-2006, 03:44
call your local pharmacy tell them how much you weigh and ask how much ibprophen (sp?) you can take (over the recomended dose) it will help with the inflamation and some of the pain

alternatively, go to the ER and get a novocaine shot.
Surf Shack
23-07-2006, 03:46
I have an idea that will help with the pain.

Quit smoking, if it hurts.